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    More: Silly, Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Hamptons Trump Victory fund-raiser, Donald Trump, Jr., Ivana Trump, Eric Trump, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Trump Organization  
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2020-08-10 12:07:53 PM  
30 votes:
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2020-08-10 11:58:46 AM  
16 votes:
told the crowd that Guilfoyle was "the boss" in their relationship

Is that a euphemism for pegging?
 
2020-08-10 12:06:36 PM  
13 votes:
He goes for the strong business type of woman just like his father Vince
 
2020-08-10 12:08:25 PM  
7 votes:
Always had him pegged to be a bottom...
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2020-08-10 12:05:55 PM  
6 votes:

Gordon Bennett: told the crowd that Guilfoyle was "the boss" in their relationship

Is that a euphemism for pegging?


NTTAWWT
 
2020-08-10 9:46:08 AM  
4 votes:
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2020-08-10 9:30:05 AM  
4 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Individually, those two skeeve me out, but together, they're somehow an order of magnitude worse.  Truly plastic people.


They are the Great Pacific gyre of plastic. Only, since they are in North America, gyre is pronounced jerk.
 
2020-08-10 12:31:35 PM  
3 votes:

snowybunting: ""He added, 'I asked her who she was calling at 1 in the morning,' and she said, 'I'm talking to donors in LA,'" the source recounted."

"So, I told her I believed her, pinched my scrote really hard and grabbed my scourge, then went into the basement for some light self-flagellation and a bit of crying."


Jake?
 
2020-08-10 12:10:09 PM  
3 votes:
Her mouth is big enough to bite off his head, so yeah, I guess that works.
 
2020-08-10 12:08:08 PM  
3 votes:
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wat
 
2020-08-10 1:00:14 PM  
2 votes:
butter mouth!

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2020-08-10 1:00:01 PM  
2 votes:
"He added, 'I asked her who she was calling at 1 in the morning,' and she said, 'I'm talking to donors in LA,'" the source recounted."

Yeah, sperm donors, Donnie.
She's talking to sperm donors, you cuck.
 
2020-08-10 12:36:21 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-08-10 8:43:41 PM  
1 vote:
This looks like the first return you get when you search for "fake smile" in google image search.

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2020-08-10 1:26:04 PM  
1 vote:

LincolnLogolas: I'm 90% sure Kimberly was hand-picked by daddy to be Junior's handler, to prevent him from doing/saying stupid things (she failed) and to keep him on-message with Daddy (succeeded).


Well, she kinda looks the part of a WWE Woman Superstar, but I don't think I've ever seen her and Vince McMahon together.
 
2020-08-10 1:16:50 PM  
1 vote:

Literally Addicted: Her mouth is big enough to bite off his head, so yeah, I guess that works.


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2020-08-10 12:18:27 PM  
1 vote:
""He added, 'I asked her who she was calling at 1 in the morning,' and she said, 'I'm talking to donors in LA,'" the source recounted."

"So, I told her I believed her, pinched my scrote really hard and grabbed my scourge, then went into the basement for some light self-flagellation and a bit of crying."
 
2020-08-10 9:49:33 AM  
1 vote:
Donald Cuck, Jr.
 
2020-08-10 9:15:24 AM  
1 vote:
Individually, those two skeeve me out, but together, they're somehow an order of magnitude worse.  Truly plastic people.
 
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