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2020-08-10 9:15:24 AM  
15 votes:
Individually, those two skeeve me out, but together, they're somehow an order of magnitude worse.  Truly plastic people.
2020-08-10 9:49:33 AM  
14 votes:
Donald Cuck, Jr.
2020-08-10 10:36:01 AM  
9 votes:
How else would he get a girl? It's transactional.
2020-08-10 12:06:36 PM  
7 votes:
He goes for the strong business type of woman just like his father Vince
2020-08-10 10:01:47 AM  
7 votes:
Her decision to join that family merely indicates that the boss of their relationship has severe judgement impairments.
2020-08-10 12:09:35 PM  
5 votes:
His attempt to become endearing to the populace before the election will not work. By the reflexive property of congruence, we hate her too
2020-08-10 12:16:43 PM  
3 votes:
With all the other crap that this administration is up to, who cares about what this little turd is doing?
2020-08-10 12:06:01 PM  
3 votes:
She looks more like Melania every day. These people absolutely disgust me in every way possible.
2020-08-10 9:46:08 AM  
3 votes:
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2020-08-10 12:20:37 PM  
2 votes:
They should do a father/son comic. The Adventures of Bunker biatch and Beta Boy. It sounds as appealing as the new Super-Chad and Incel Lad series
2020-08-10 9:30:05 AM  
2 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Individually, those two skeeve me out, but together, they're somehow an order of magnitude worse.  Truly plastic people.

They are the Great Pacific gyre of plastic. Only, since they are in North America, gyre is pronounced jerk.
2020-08-10 2:37:21 PM  
1 vote:
He succumbed to fake hypnotic boobs
2020-08-10 12:49:20 PM  
1 vote:
Don Jr is a cuck, slurping up California Governor Newsom's cream pie to get some sloppy seconds.

If he had any self-respect, he'd have gotten himself an upgrade from the Russians, like his daddy did, not a retread already rode hard and put away wet by a democrat.
2020-08-10 12:18:27 PM  
1 vote:
""He added, 'I asked her who she was calling at 1 in the morning,' and she said, 'I'm talking to donors in LA,'" the source recounted."

"So, I told her I believed her, pinched my scrote really hard and grabbed my scourge, then went into the basement for some light self-flagellation and a bit of crying."
2020-08-10 12:13:27 PM  
1 vote:
What a beta cuck.
2020-08-10 12:13:14 PM  
1 vote:

Uncle Pooky: emersonbiggins: edmo: How else would he get a girl? It's transactional.

You're saying that like they won't be together on November 4th after a historic Trump loss?

She'll leave when the money stops coming in. And it won't be right after that loss.

Well, she can get fitted for prison orange like the rest of them, then.
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