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2020-08-10 9:15:24 AM  
Individually, those two skeeve me out, but together, they're somehow an order of magnitude worse.  Truly plastic people.
 
2020-08-10 9:30:05 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Individually, those two skeeve me out, but together, they're somehow an order of magnitude worse.  Truly plastic people.


They are the Great Pacific gyre of plastic. Only, since they are in North America, gyre is pronounced jerk.
 
2020-08-10 9:46:08 AM  
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2020-08-10 9:49:33 AM  
Donald Cuck, Jr.
 
2020-08-10 10:01:47 AM  
Her decision to join that family merely indicates that the boss of their relationship has severe judgement impairments.
 
2020-08-10 10:36:01 AM  
How else would he get a girl? It's transactional.
 
2020-08-10 11:39:32 AM  
That makes complete sense to me.  Just from the one time I saw her on Fox News, I can see how she would be considered domineering
 
2020-08-10 11:58:46 AM  
told the crowd that Guilfoyle was "the boss" in their relationship

Is that a euphemism for pegging?
 
2020-08-10 12:05:55 PM  

Gordon Bennett: told the crowd that Guilfoyle was "the boss" in their relationship

Is that a euphemism for pegging?


NTTAWWT
 
2020-08-10 12:06:01 PM  
She looks more like Melania every day. These people absolutely disgust me in every way possible.
 
2020-08-10 12:06:36 PM  
He goes for the strong business type of woman just like his father Vince
 
2020-08-10 12:06:41 PM  

edmo: How else would he get a girl? It's transactional.


You're saying that like they won't be together on November 4th after a historic Trump loss?
 
2020-08-10 12:07:53 PM  
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2020-08-10 12:08:08 PM  
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wat
 
2020-08-10 12:08:25 PM  
Always had him pegged to be a bottom...
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2020-08-10 12:09:35 PM  
His attempt to become endearing to the populace before the election will not work. By the reflexive property of congruence, we hate her too
 
2020-08-10 12:10:03 PM  

emersonbiggins: edmo: How else would he get a girl? It's transactional.

You're saying that like they won't be together on November 4th after a historic Trump loss?


She'll leave when the money stops coming in. And it won't be right after that loss.
 
2020-08-10 12:10:09 PM  
Her mouth is big enough to bite off his head, so yeah, I guess that works.
 
2020-08-10 12:13:14 PM  

Uncle Pooky: emersonbiggins: edmo: How else would he get a girl? It's transactional.

You're saying that like they won't be together on November 4th after a historic Trump loss?

She'll leave when the money stops coming in. And it won't be right after that loss.


Well, she can get fitted for prison orange like the rest of them, then.
 
2020-08-10 12:13:27 PM  
What a beta cuck.
 
2020-08-10 12:16:16 PM  
She does look pretty manly so I have no doubt that she has bigger balls than the whole Dotard family since not one of them has an ounce of masculinity.
 
2020-08-10 12:16:43 PM  
With all the other crap that this administration is up to, who cares about what this little turd is doing?
 
2020-08-10 12:18:27 PM  
""He added, 'I asked her who she was calling at 1 in the morning,' and she said, 'I'm talking to donors in LA,'" the source recounted."

"So, I told her I believed her, pinched my scrote really hard and grabbed my scourge, then went into the basement for some light self-flagellation and a bit of crying."
 
2020-08-10 12:20:37 PM  
They should do a father/son comic. The Adventures of Bunker biatch and Beta Boy. It sounds as appealing as the new Super-Chad and Incel Lad series
 
2020-08-10 12:20:54 PM  
Imagine, if you will for a moment.

There are a bunch of weasels in zoot suits. And they are suspending the current Unired States Attorney General above a vat of the dip.

Who comes rushing to his aid?
 
2020-08-10 12:27:02 PM  
keep your kinky shiat private like normal people
 
2020-08-10 12:31:35 PM  

snowybunting: ""He added, 'I asked her who she was calling at 1 in the morning,' and she said, 'I'm talking to donors in LA,'" the source recounted."

"So, I told her I believed her, pinched my scrote really hard and grabbed my scourge, then went into the basement for some light self-flagellation and a bit of crying."


Jake?
 
2020-08-10 12:31:55 PM  
Junior comes out as a bottom?
 
2020-08-10 12:36:21 PM  
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2020-08-10 12:39:01 PM  
I'm guessing full scoops?
 
2020-08-10 12:46:53 PM  
So she a findomme?
 
2020-08-10 12:49:20 PM  
Don Jr is a cuck, slurping up California Governor Newsom's cream pie to get some sloppy seconds.

If he had any self-respect, he'd have gotten himself an upgrade from the Russians, like his daddy did, not a retread already rode hard and put away wet by a democrat.
 
2020-08-10 1:00:01 PM  
"He added, 'I asked her who she was calling at 1 in the morning,' and she said, 'I'm talking to donors in LA,'" the source recounted."

Yeah, sperm donors, Donnie.
She's talking to sperm donors, you cuck.
 
2020-08-10 1:00:14 PM  
butter mouth!

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2020-08-10 1:00:17 PM  

OldRod: That makes complete sense to me.  Just from the one time I saw her on Fox News, I can see how she would be considered domineering


And worn out!
And you're carrying a lot of baggage that doesn't fit in the ham wallet.

/ probably
 
2020-08-10 1:02:35 PM  

LesserEvil: Don Jr is a cuck, slurping up California Governor Newsom's cream pie to get some sloppy seconds.

If he had any self-respect, he'd have gotten himself an upgrade from the Russians, like his daddy did, not a retread already rode hard and put away wet by a democrat.


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2020-08-10 1:03:29 PM  
I'm 90% sure Kimberly was hand-picked by daddy to be Junior's handler, to prevent him from doing/saying stupid things (she failed) and to keep him on-message with Daddy (succeeded).
 
2020-08-10 1:04:14 PM  

LesserEvil: Don Jr is a cuck, slurping up California Governor Newsom's cream pie to get some sloppy seconds.

If he had any self-respect, he'd have gotten himself an upgrade from the Russians, like his daddy did, not a retread already rode hard and put away wet by a democrat.


On one hand, it's kinda true. On the other hand... Ewwwwww
 
2020-08-10 1:09:42 PM  

strapp3r: butter mouth!

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i have such a weird boner right now...
 
2020-08-10 1:16:50 PM  

Literally Addicted: Her mouth is big enough to bite off his head, so yeah, I guess that works.


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2020-08-10 1:26:04 PM  

LincolnLogolas: I'm 90% sure Kimberly was hand-picked by daddy to be Junior's handler, to prevent him from doing/saying stupid things (she failed) and to keep him on-message with Daddy (succeeded).


Well, she kinda looks the part of a WWE Woman Superstar, but I don't think I've ever seen her and Vince McMahon together.
 
2020-08-10 1:53:19 PM  
Why am i always able to see SOOO many of kim's teeth? That can't be normal....
 
2020-08-10 2:30:37 PM  
"HA HA HA, you're the boss of me at home, aren't you babe?", he said, in the most condescending way possible.
 
2020-08-10 2:37:21 PM  
He succumbed to fake hypnotic boobs
 
2020-08-10 6:08:58 PM  

rudemix: They should do a father/son comic. The Adventures of Bunker biatch and Beta Boy. It sounds as appealing as the new Super-Chad and Incel Lad series


Or the Hardly Boys
 
2020-08-10 7:56:41 PM  
She reminds me of the feral pigs on Catalina Island.
 
2020-08-10 8:43:41 PM  
This looks like the first return you get when you search for "fake smile" in google image search.

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