Marcus Aurelius: Individually, those two skeeve me out, but together, they're somehow an order of magnitude worse. Truly plastic people.
Gordon Bennett: told the crowd that Guilfoyle was "the boss" in their relationshipIs that a euphemism for pegging?
edmo: How else would he get a girl? It's transactional.
emersonbiggins: edmo: How else would he get a girl? It's transactional.You're saying that like they won't be together on November 4th after a historic Trump loss?
Uncle Pooky: emersonbiggins: edmo: How else would he get a girl? It's transactional.You're saying that like they won't be together on November 4th after a historic Trump loss?She'll leave when the money stops coming in. And it won't be right after that loss.
snowybunting: ""He added, 'I asked her who she was calling at 1 in the morning,' and she said, 'I'm talking to donors in LA,'" the source recounted.""So, I told her I believed her, pinched my scrote really hard and grabbed my scourge, then went into the basement for some light self-flagellation and a bit of crying."
OldRod: That makes complete sense to me. Just from the one time I saw her on Fox News, I can see how she would be considered domineering
LesserEvil: Don Jr is a cuck, slurping up California Governor Newsom's cream pie to get some sloppy seconds.If he had any self-respect, he'd have gotten himself an upgrade from the Russians, like his daddy did, not a retread already rode hard and put away wet by a democrat.
strapp3r: butter mouth![Fark user image image 500x333]
Literally Addicted: Her mouth is big enough to bite off his head, so yeah, I guess that works.
LincolnLogolas: I'm 90% sure Kimberly was hand-picked by daddy to be Junior's handler, to prevent him from doing/saying stupid things (she failed) and to keep him on-message with Daddy (succeeded).
rudemix: They should do a father/son comic. The Adventures of Bunker biatch and Beta Boy. It sounds as appealing as the new Super-Chad and Incel Lad series
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