AbuHashish: "If an unauthorized person tries to pick the robot up, the robot will "screech" loudly. "That I gotta hear.
BolloxReader: This thread is why we don't have an army of robots delivering things here. Because I, too, would pick one up just to hear it (once). And I might just leave it on a post, just to see what it would do in that predicament. It can't be in distress so no harm, no foul. And the cities are full of curious people like me.
stuffy: How will you know the robot uprising has started? First thing they'll do is shoot themselves in the head.
Billy Liar: the only alcoholic suicidal robot song i know[YouTube video: Grandaddy - Jed the humanoid]
fusillade762: urged residents not worry if they see one of its robots in distressDon't anthropomorphize robots, they hate that.
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