Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Fox Business)   I Robot .... glug, glug, glug bzzzzzz zap   (foxbusiness.com) divider line
    More: Misc, Milton Keynes, Milton Keynes Citizen, Robotics, Robots, delivery robot, British company, Middleton, Buckinghamshire  
•       •       •

4048 clicks; posted to Main » and Geek » on 09 Aug 2020 at 7:35 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



30 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2020-08-09 7:39:22 PM  
"If an unauthorized person tries to pick the robot up, the robot will "screech" loudly. "

That I gotta hear.
 
2020-08-09 7:42:08 PM  
You wouldn't understand but this is extremely appropriate.
The Alan Parsons Project - I Wouldn't Want to be Like You
Youtube qOwFVowEugQ
 
2020-08-09 7:42:13 PM  

AbuHashish: "If an unauthorized person tries to pick the robot up, the robot will "screech" loudly. "

That I gotta hear.


To be fair, so would I.
 
2020-08-09 7:42:58 PM  

AbuHashish: "If an unauthorized person tries to pick the robot up, the robot will "screech" loudly. "

That I gotta hear.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-08-09 7:46:28 PM  
Last process: What a world..What a world!
 
2020-08-09 7:48:10 PM  

AbuHashish: "If an unauthorized person tries to pick the robot up, the robot will "screech" loudly. "

That I gotta hear.

Fark user imageView Full Size

Fark photoshop contest source
 
2020-08-09 7:50:07 PM  
**siren blaring**
Fark user imageView Full Size

Robot Loudspeaker:
MA'AM!
MA'AM!!!
I do say, the dildo you ordered is in the 'ol boot. Come and get it!!!
 
2020-08-09 7:50:33 PM  
urged residents not worry if they see one of its robots in distress

Don't anthropomorphize robots, they hate that.
 
2020-08-09 7:50:39 PM  
You're a maniac with insane dreams of a milk proof robot!
 
2020-08-09 8:10:10 PM  
If it screeches like Gilbert Gottfried, that would be awesome.
 
2020-08-09 8:11:42 PM  
I row boat.
 
2020-08-09 8:14:39 PM  
Did anyone talk to the robot recently and ask if it was ok? You can save a sentient life today.
 
2020-08-09 8:15:13 PM  
This thread is why we don't have an army of robots delivering things here. Because I, too, would pick one up just to hear it (once). And I might just leave it on a post, just to see what it would do in that predicament. It can't be in distress so no harm, no foul. And the cities are full of curious people like me.
 
2020-08-09 8:18:55 PM  

AbuHashish: "If an unauthorized person tries to pick the robot up, the robot will "screech" loudly. "

That I gotta hear.


Maybe like this:

RoboCop (8/11) Movie CLIP - RoboCop vs. ED 209 (1987) HD
Youtube GLQiskRb02o


/YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY!
 
2020-08-09 8:25:56 PM  

AbuHashish: "If an unauthorized person tries to pick the robot up, the robot will "screech" loudly. "

That I gotta hear.


Bender's involuntary noises
Youtube xdr9wZdjEmU
 
2020-08-09 8:34:31 PM  

BolloxReader: This thread is why we don't have an army of robots delivering things here. Because I, too, would pick one up just to hear it (once). And I might just leave it on a post, just to see what it would do in that predicament. It can't be in distress so no harm, no foul. And the cities are full of curious people like me.


Maybe not us but they will be commonplace to our great grandchildren.
 
2020-08-09 8:36:50 PM  
amiright.comView Full Size
 
2020-08-09 8:37:33 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-08-09 8:39:30 PM  
How will you know the robot uprising has started? First thing they'll do is shoot themselves in the head.
 
2020-08-09 8:47:47 PM  

stuffy: How will you know the robot uprising has started? First thing they'll do is shoot themselves in the head.


Nah. It will be like this:

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-08-09 8:53:03 PM  
Grandaddy Jeds Other Poem (Beautiful Ground)
Youtube hoI4WFpiSH4
 
2020-08-09 8:55:46 PM  
the only alcoholic suicidal robot song i know

Grandaddy - Jed the humanoid
Youtube JfgOgw1yOmw
 
2020-08-09 8:57:19 PM  

Billy Liar: the only alcoholic suicidal robot song i know

[YouTube video: Grandaddy - Jed the humanoid]


Lol hive mind!
 
TWX [TotalFark]
2020-08-09 9:43:39 PM  
Westworld (10/10) Movie CLIP - Damsel In Distress (1973) HD
Youtube lR6vy0i_rRU
 
2020-08-09 11:35:28 PM  
Not the first suicide robot:

static.independent.co.ukView Full Size
 
2020-08-10 1:36:16 AM  

fusillade762: urged residents not worry if they see one of its robots in distress

Don't anthropomorphize robots, they hate that.


As soon as I read the headline, I felt bad for the robot. :-(

https://xkcd.com/695/
 
2020-08-10 2:13:16 AM  
upload.wikimedia.orgView Full Size
 
2020-08-10 4:19:14 AM  
I thought subby was referencing a vibrator.
 
2020-08-10 5:44:14 AM  
"We have had incidents. But we feel comfortable with where we're at right now, because no one has managed to steal one or anything like that," spokesman Henry Harris-Burland told The Engineer magazine.

Wait until you try bringing them to Philadelphia.

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-08-10 8:46:39 AM  
If you hear them mumbling "kill all humans" in their sleep or "hey baby, wanna kill all humans?" just ignore it, they will yell if you wake them up.
 
Displayed 30 of 30 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter



  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.