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2020-08-09 12:38:21 PM  
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2020-08-09 12:55:20 PM  
Everything Trump touches dies. Sorry folks. Line of bankruptcy lawyers out front shoulda yold ya.
 
2020-08-09 1:27:08 PM  

Pinche Mateo: Everything Trump touches dies. Sorry folks. Line of bankruptcy lawyers out front shoulda yold ya.


My condolences, sorry about your mom.
 
2020-08-09 1:55:30 PM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Pinche Mateo: Everything Trump touches dies. Sorry folks. Line of bankruptcy lawyers out front shoulda yold ya.

My condolences, sorry about your mom.


Yours too
 
2020-08-09 4:24:15 PM  
He's proposing to make a loan to you.

And you won't have to oay him back if you vote for him.

Otherwise it comes out of next year's refund.

I kid, either way you'll have to pay it back.  In April, if you reelect Trump, he won't have to pander to you any longer and you're so farked.
 
2020-08-09 6:43:52 PM  
And meanwhile, it shorts Social Security  and Medicare so stiggin' it.
 
2020-08-09 6:59:03 PM  
It just shows how much of a manly leader he is, what with him ordering something and his staff doing it and all.  All he has to do now is ride on bears while shirtless and he has the election in the bag.

/jk, most of America is probably vomiting right now just reading the above.
 
2020-08-09 7:53:24 PM  

themindiswatching: It just shows how much of a manly leader he is, what with him ordering something and his staff doing it and all.  All he has to do now is ride on bears while shirtless and he has the election in the bag.

/jk, most of America is probably vomiting right now just reading the above.


Actually I was worried about the bears supporting his weight.
 
2020-08-09 7:53:28 PM  

wejash: He's proposing to make a loan to you.

And you won't have to oay him back if you vote for him.

Otherwise it comes out of next year's refund.

I kid, either way you'll have to pay it back.  In April, if you reelect Trump, he won't have to pander to you any longer and you're so farked.


And the problem is, the people that would vote for him don't understand that. They think it's more free money. And that is exactly what he is doing, buying votes.
 
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2020-08-09 7:54:41 PM  

themindiswatching: It just shows how much of a manly leader he is, what with him ordering something and his staff doing it and all.  All he has to do now is ride on bears while shirtless and he has the election in the bag.

/jk, most of America is probably vomiting right now just reading the above.


I could stand a few seconds of watching him shirtless, riding a bear.

As long as the video ended in every bear within 500 miles maiming him.
 
2020-08-09 7:55:05 PM  
Trump likes fish drops and payroll scams because they put money in HIS pocket.
 
2020-08-09 7:55:55 PM  
I believe I called it the economic, slow-drip version of Jim Jones Kool-Aid earlier today. Undermine SS and Medicare while taking minuscule benefit in the process.
 
2020-08-09 7:56:20 PM  
This "free money" doesn't work as an economic stimulus if I already know I'm going to have to pay it back, because I'm be stupid to spend it.

This has to be one of the most ridiculous ideas Trump's team has come up with yet.
 
2020-08-09 7:56:42 PM  
Hydroxychloroquine hurts the stupid person who takes it, but you can avoid it by not taking it.  Payroll tax cuts are going to hurt a whole lot of people who aren't getting a choice in the matter.
 
2020-08-09 7:57:02 PM  
So Trump is standing on the proverbial third rail?  Good luck with that.
 
2020-08-09 7:57:52 PM  

Hey Nurse!: wejash: He's proposing to make a loan to you.

And you won't have to oay him back if you vote for him.

Otherwise it comes out of next year's refund.

I kid, either way you'll have to pay it back.  In April, if you reelect Trump, he won't have to pander to you any longer and you're so farked.

And the problem is, the people that would vote for him don't understand that. They think it's more free money. And that is exactly what he is doing, buying votes.


It's a tax time bomb, if he wins he'll just make it permanent, if he loses, it's Biden's problem to deal with.
 
2020-08-09 7:58:45 PM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Pinche Mateo: Everything Trump touches dies. Sorry folks. Line of bankruptcy lawyers out front shoulda yold ya.

My condolences, sorry about your mom.


That line is being run on Trump's "assets", not his - the logic is flawed in your humor.

/conservative humor is flawed, generally
 
2020-08-09 7:59:44 PM  

themindiswatching: It just shows how much of a manly leader he is, what with him ordering something and his staff doing it and all.  All he has to do now is ride on bears while shirtless and he has the election in the bag.



I think you just gave Ben Garrison a new cartoon idea.

/and a huge erection
 
2020-08-09 8:00:52 PM  

themindiswatching: It just shows how much of a manly leader he is, what with him ordering something and his staff doing it and all.  All he has to do now is ride on bears while shirtless and he has the election in the bag.

/jk, most of America is probably vomiting right now just reading the above.


This is the only bear he needs to meet up with.

John West Salmon "Bear Fight" ad
Youtube CVS1UfCfxlU
 
2020-08-09 8:01:50 PM  

NetOwl: This "free money" doesn't work as an economic stimulus if I already know I'm going to have to pay it back, because I'm be stupid to spend it.

This has to be one of the most ridiculous ideas Trump's team has come up with yet.


That was what I noted when I heard the announcement: "defer is dangerous."

What id worry about are the people who don't realize they'll have a delayed debt and spend the money and suddenly owe hundreds or thousands of dollars. It will total like 1/4 of a monthly check and some can't afford that.
 
2020-08-09 8:02:09 PM  

Hey Nurse!: wejash: He's proposing to make a loan to you.

And you won't have to oay him back if you vote for him.

Otherwise it comes out of next year's refund.

I kid, either way you'll have to pay it back.  In April, if you reelect Trump, he won't have to pander to you any longer and you're so farked.

And the problem is, the people that would vote for him don't understand that. They think it's more free money. And that is exactly what he is doing, buying votes.


"Trump cut our taxes to zero - holy f***! Amazeballs!! By EO - because Congress wouldn't let him, otherwise, cuz, Deep State"

Thats how about 30% will look at it, ffs
 
2020-08-09 8:03:33 PM  
Unemployed people don't pay "payroll taxes"; so this doesn't help to recover the economy.
 
2020-08-09 8:03:35 PM  

151: themindiswatching: It just shows how much of a manly leader he is, what with him ordering something and his staff doing it and all.  All he has to do now is ride on bears while shirtless and he has the election in the bag.

/jk, most of America is probably vomiting right now just reading the above.

I could stand a few seconds of watching him shirtless, riding a bear.

As long as the video ended in every bear within 500 miles maiming him.


"You didn't really come to kill me (bear)" goes the joke 😅
 
2020-08-09 8:05:07 PM  
People hear "tax cuts? Well gosh darn, I'm votin'  for that simmbiich!".


*SPIT*
*TING*
 
2020-08-09 8:10:04 PM  
That headline describes Trump and his tax cuts ..
 
2020-08-09 8:10:35 PM  
Where is the countermove here? And what is it?

It isn't through legislation. That's clear. I've seen Presidents call the Speaker and Leader out before. But obviously Trump took this waaaay over the line and broke it.

Do, Nancy and Chuck sue, pushing that the suit is about the power that Trump is exerting that he doesn't have the right to do?

Optics are bad. But it's almost what has to happen isn't it?

Or do they have some hidden House rule tucked away that's going to be drug out for an occasion just like this?
 
2020-08-09 8:10:56 PM  
This is like the Simpsons episode with the shop that sold Homer the evil Krusty Doll.

Trump: I'm deferring your payroll taxes, but it will take money from Social Security temporarily.

America: That's bad.

Trump: But I will sign another EO in January if I win to make the cut permanent so you won't have to pay the tax back.

America: That's good.

Trump: But that will bancrupt Social Security forever, forcing you to forage through dumpsters for food in your old age.

America: Can I go now?
 
2020-08-09 8:12:00 PM  

Sid Vicious' Corpse: So Trump is standing on the proverbial third rail?  Good luck with that.


He (or rather, whoever tells him what strategies to use) isn't outright saying he'll kill Social Security, he's just 'cutting a tax'...which will starve Social Security, of course.

He's banking on enough of America being too stupid to realize it, and stupid enough to buy whatever hit pieces he pulls out of his ass on Biden, to make the election close enough to steal. At which point he is off even the threadbare leash he was on before, and no longer has to care about voters, or even the possibility of Republicans not being in power for the foreseeable future.

If Trump wins* in November, that's game over for the United States of America. Short of a war, the GOP will be able to permanently entrench itself, the will of the voters be damned.
 
2020-08-09 8:13:10 PM  

Farkin_Crazy: Where is the countermove here? And what is it?

It isn't through legislation. That's clear. I've seen Presidents call the Speaker and Leader out before. But obviously Trump took this waaaay over the line and broke it.

Do, Nancy and Chuck sue, pushing that the suit is about the power that Trump is exerting that he doesn't have the right to do?

Optics are bad. But it's almost what has to happen isn't it?

Or do they have some hidden House rule tucked away that's going to be drug out for an occasion just like this?


Impeach.
Then?  In a refreshing change?  Convict.
And all in the space of about 72 hours, if possible.
 
2020-08-09 8:13:37 PM  
The ultimate goal is destroy Social Security under the guise of helping everyday folk. I wish I was kidding
 
2020-08-09 8:18:12 PM  

themindiswatching: It just shows how much of a manly leader he is, what with him ordering something and his staff doing it and all.  All he has to do now is ride on bears while shirtless and he has the election in the bag.

/jk, most of America is probably vomiting right now just reading the above.


Yeah but there's a small percentage of Americans who are putting that image in their whack files.
That's the really scary part.
 
2020-08-09 8:18:57 PM  

mactheknife: Farkin_Crazy: Where is the countermove here? And what is it?

It isn't through legislation. That's clear. I've seen Presidents call the Speaker and Leader out before. But obviously Trump took this waaaay over the line and broke it.

Do, Nancy and Chuck sue, pushing that the suit is about the power that Trump is exerting that he doesn't have the right to do?

Optics are bad. But it's almost what has to happen isn't it?

Or do they have some hidden House rule tucked away that's going to be drug out for an occasion just like this?

Impeach.
Then?  In a refreshing change?  Convict.
And all in the space of about 72 hours, if possible.


They still ain't gonna remove him. And you know who they are.
 
2020-08-09 8:20:41 PM  

151: themindiswatching: It just shows how much of a manly leader he is, what with him ordering something and his staff doing it and all.  All he has to do now is ride on bears while shirtless and he has the election in the bag.

/jk, most of America is probably vomiting right now just reading the above.

I could stand a few seconds of watching him shirtless, riding a bear.

As long as the video ended in every bear within 500 miles maiming him.


Exit, pursued by a bear.
 
2020-08-09 8:25:25 PM  

mactheknife: Farkin_Crazy: Where is the countermove here? And what is it?

It isn't through legislation. That's clear. I've seen Presidents call the Speaker and Leader out before. But obviously Trump took this waaaay over the line and broke it.

Do, Nancy and Chuck sue, pushing that the suit is about the power that Trump is exerting that he doesn't have the right to do?

Optics are bad. But it's almost what has to happen isn't it?

Or do they have some hidden House rule tucked away that's going to be drug out for an occasion just like this?

Impeach.
Then?  In a refreshing change?  Convict.
And all in the space of about 72 hours, if possible.


As long as Republicans have more than a third of the Senate, Trump wouldn't be convicted if he shot someone who interrupted him while Trump was balls-deep in their infant daughter, and it was all caught on camera.
 
2020-08-09 8:26:35 PM  

aleister_greynight: Hydroxychloroquine hurts the stupid person who takes it, but you can avoid it by not taking it.  Payroll tax cuts are going to hurt a whole lot of people who aren't getting a choice in the matter.


At this point I'm all for anyone with COVID who asks more than once about that garbage to be given it, until it's coming out their ears and eyeballs. If they want to go all in on Trump's death cult at least this way they won't have more opportunities to hurt others on their way out.
 
2020-08-09 8:28:59 PM  

LordJiro: Sid Vicious' Corpse: So Trump is standing on the proverbial third rail?  Good luck with that.

He (or rather, whoever tells him what strategies to use) isn't outright saying he'll kill Social Security, he's just 'cutting a tax'...which will starve Social Security, of course.

He's banking on enough of America being too stupid to realize it, and stupid enough to buy whatever hit pieces he pulls out of his ass on Biden, to make the election close enough to steal. At which point he is off even the threadbare leash he was on before, and no longer has to care about voters, or even the possibility of Republicans not being in power for the foreseeable future.

If Trump wins* in November, that's game over for the United States of America. Short of a war, the GOP will be able to permanently entrench itself, the will of the voters be damned.


If he steals it (and you KNOW that's exactly what the GOP are hard at work doing right now), America will become an oligarchy.

This is what the GOP has been learning from Putin & his friends, and most likely they've been in bed with Putin for much longer than we are aware.

Why do you think so many senators, congrescritters, GOP super PACS, and lobbying groups continue to push that the Russians are now America's bff?

July 4th, 2016 secret GOP trip to Moscow ring any bells? The shenanigans regarding Ukraine? Trump Tower meeting? And so on, and so on, and so on? Maria whatsherface paling around with senators, congressmen, the NRA etc? There are hundreds of examples. 

This country is on seriously dangerous ground right now and I'm still not sure a Biden landslide will protect it.

I don't want to sound all doom and gloom, but every god damn day there is something new on the outrage meter, which means we're all watching the right hand while the left hand is f*cking us over. Trump's job is to be that right hand and no matter what anyone thinks, he's a f*cking master at it.

I'm so very scared. I'm disabled and on SSDI and my son is an adult with autism. We're in the group that trump & the GOP hope they can literally kill with their policies. They've been working on it for years and this is the year they're expecting all that hard work to come to fruition.
 
2020-08-09 8:29:10 PM  

wejash: He's proposing to make a loan to you.

And you won't have to oay him back if you vote for him.

Otherwise it comes out of next year's refund.

I kid, either way you'll have to pay it back.  In April, if you reelect Trump, he won't have to pander to you any longer and you're so farked.


President Guido will send the boys around to break your kneecaps if you welch on a payment.

Our country is under the control of a mobbed-up, scumbag loanshark.
 
2020-08-09 8:29:32 PM  

RasIanI: I believe I called it the economic, slow-drip version of Jim Jones Kool-Aid earlier today. Undermine SS and Medicare while taking minuscule benefit in the process.


Well it won't be screwing ME over. It'll only screw over my grandkids.

Narrator: It screwed him over too.
 
2020-08-09 8:30:28 PM  
LordJiro:
As long as Republicans have more than a third of the Senate, Trump wouldn't be convicted if he shot someone who interrupted him while Trump was balls-deep in their infant daughter, and it was all caught on camera.

He Told You He Was Gonna tm
 
2020-08-09 8:30:54 PM  

Hey Nurse!: wejash: He's proposing to make a loan to you.

And you won't have to oay him back if you vote for him.

Otherwise it comes out of next year's refund.

I kid, either way you'll have to pay it back.  In April, if you reelect Trump, he won't have to pander to you any longer and you're so farked.

And the problem is, the people that would vote for him don't understand that. They think it's more free money. And that is exactly what he is doing, buying votes.


They understand. They're fine with it.  It's just to hurt others.
 
2020-08-09 8:34:42 PM  

themindiswatching: It just shows how much of a manly leader he is, what with him ordering something and his staff doing it and all.  All he has to do now is ride on bears while shirtless and he has the election in the bag.

/jk, most of America is probably vomiting right now just reading the above.


For.the first time, I  have seen the Worst Witch express actual anger towards the Trump White House.   It only took her three and a half years.

She still thinks it's her duty to walk into a voting booth in November and throw the lever for Trump.

I have no words.
 
2020-08-09 8:35:26 PM  

OdradekRex: And meanwhile, it shorts Social Security  and Medicare so stiggin' it.


They just need to call in some bonds
 
2020-08-09 8:37:36 PM  
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2020-08-09 8:49:59 PM  

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Old Krugman is dead wrong on both counts. Hydroxychloroquine is an effective treatment for COVID-19, and the payroll tax cuts will help working class people.
 
2020-08-09 8:51:47 PM  

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Old Krugman is dead wrong on both counts. Hydroxychloroquine is an effective treatment for COVID-19, and the payroll tax cuts will help working class people.


I didn't think the late shift started till the top of the hour.
 
2020-08-09 8:54:14 PM  

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Old Krugman is dead wrong on both counts. Hydroxychloroquine is an effective treatment for COVID-19, and the payroll tax cuts will help working class people.


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2020-08-09 8:54:26 PM  
Krugman also thought that the internet would peak and by 2005 fade from memory like fax machines. He also thought the Obama stimulus would get us to 4% growth (best he ever did was 1.7%), and that the economy would crash the minute Trump took office.
 
2020-08-09 8:59:15 PM  

jjorsett: Krugman also thought that the internet would peak and by 2005 fade from memory like fax machines. He also thought the Obama stimulus would get us to 4% growth (best he ever did was 1.7%), and that the economy would crash the minute Trump took office.


Even before asking for citations, you're saying Krugman was off a bit on Obama's stimulus (that still worked) as well as the timing when Trump and the GOP wrecked the economy. This is a criticism?
 
2020-08-09 9:00:24 PM  

Chain Smokes Freely: Old Krugman is dead wrong on both counts. Hydroxychloroquine is an effective treatment for COVID-19, and the payroll tax cuts will help working class people.


By what mechanism? Magic?
 
2020-08-09 9:10:06 PM  

jso2897: Chain Smokes Freely: Old Krugman is dead wrong on both counts. Hydroxychloroquine is an effective treatment for COVID-19, and the payroll tax cuts will help working class people.

By what mechanism? Magic?


One day, it will be like a miracle.
 
2020-08-09 9:11:02 PM  
No more social security, no more post office, no more Medicare. Good job Boomers
 
2020-08-09 9:11:11 PM  

aleister_greynight: Hydroxychloroquine hurts the stupid person who takes it, but you can avoid it by not taking it.  Payroll tax cuts are going to hurt a whole lot of people who aren't getting a choice in the matter.


You might be able to increase your withholding by the same amount, to offset the bill when it comes due.

But yeah, most people probably won't do that.
 
2020-08-09 9:15:53 PM  
Trump is desperate for people to go vote for him. He is doing anything he can to do that. I know two Trump supporters that hate him now. They hate Biden too, so they aren't going to vote at all. Yay?
 
2020-08-09 9:18:41 PM  

LarryDan43: No more social security, no more post office, no more Medicare. Good job Boomers


Eat me. Trump isn't generational.
 
2020-08-09 9:26:11 PM  

suebhoney: I'm so very scared. I'm disabled and on SSDI and my son is an adult with autism. We're in the group that trump & the GOP hope they can literally kill with their policies. They've been working on it for years and this is the year they're expecting all that hard work to come to fruition.


Two things to consider (and I hope this isn't giving false hope):

1. Trump is already backtracking a little on that front, according to Forbes article:
https://tinyurl.com/y5oup67f

2. No doubt Pelosi and the Dems are gonna challenge the sh*t out of this in a lawsuit 12 hours from now. Such decisions about the funding for Social Security/Medicare are made by Congress, not King Donnie the Mad. This is second grade Government Studies level knowledge (or at least it was when I was in second grade in the 70's).
 
2020-08-09 9:31:28 PM  

themindiswatching: It just shows how much of a manly leader he is, what with him ordering something and his staff doing it and all.  All he has to do now is ride on bears while shirtless and he has the election in the bag.

/jk, most of America is probably vomiting right now just reading the above.


We're almost there - right now he's riding a bear market, and a lot of businessmen and farmers are losing their shirts.
 
2020-08-09 9:45:55 PM  

Farkin_Crazy: Where is the countermove here? And what is it?

It isn't through legislation. That's clear. I've seen Presidents call the Speaker and Leader out before. But obviously Trump took this waaaay over the line and broke it.

Do, Nancy and Chuck sue, pushing that the suit is about the power that Trump is exerting that he doesn't have the right to do?

Optics are bad. But it's almost what has to happen isn't it?

Or do they have some hidden House rule tucked away that's going to be drug out for an occasion just like this?


They have to actively fight it.  Otherwise the Constitution is literally nothing more than a piece of paper, since it will empower and enable Trump to start doing whatever the fark he wants with nothing to stop him at all.

Optics be damned, but they have to do it.
 
2020-08-09 9:46:28 PM  

mysha: themindiswatching: It just shows how much of a manly leader he is, what with him ordering something and his staff doing it and all.  All he has to do now is ride on bears while shirtless and he has the election in the bag.

/jk, most of America is probably vomiting right now just reading the above.

We're almost there - right now he's riding a bear market, and a lot of businessmen and farmers are losing their shirts.


say wut now? How is the market bearish? Don't bother answering. It's not. 20-somethings with marketable skills and a reasonable amount of student debt ... that's what's bearish.

And last I checked, the United States is still feeding the world. Heeeyyyy ... Are you a bot ... ?!
 
2020-08-09 9:49:32 PM  

LordJiro: If Trump wins* in November, that's game over for the United States of America. Short of a war, the GOP will be able to permanently entrench itself, the will of the voters be damned.


That's also why they're shorting the Census.  Trump and the Republicans will be setting up apportionment for the next decade to benefit the Republicans and hurt the Democrats.  And they'll get away with it if nothing is done, because the Republican party knows that they won't win again otherwise, due to the bulk of the nation turning against them.

They're proving beyond the shadow of a doubt that the almighty dollar and power are the only things they give a shiat about anymore, and they'll do anything to keep both.
 
2020-08-09 9:52:22 PM  

Chain Smokes Freely: mysha: themindiswatching: It just shows how much of a manly leader he is, what with him ordering something and his staff doing it and all.  All he has to do now is ride on bears while shirtless and he has the election in the bag.

/jk, most of America is probably vomiting right now just reading the above.

We're almost there - right now he's riding a bear market, and a lot of businessmen and farmers are losing their shirts.

say wut now? How is the market bearish? Don't bother answering. It's not. 20-somethings with marketable skills and a reasonable amount of student debt ... that's what's bearish.

And last I checked, the United States is still feeding the world. Heeeyyyy ... Are you a bot ... ?!


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2020-08-09 9:57:51 PM  

AurizenDarkstar: Farkin_Crazy: Where is the countermove here? And what is it?

It isn't through legislation. That's clear. I've seen Presidents call the Speaker and Leader out before. But obviously Trump took this waaaay over the line and broke it.

Do, Nancy and Chuck sue, pushing that the suit is about the power that Trump is exerting that he doesn't have the right to do?

Optics are bad. But it's almost what has to happen isn't it?

Or do they have some hidden House rule tucked away that's going to be drug out for an occasion just like this?

They have to actively fight it.  Otherwise the Constitution is literally nothing more than a piece of paper, since it will empower and enable Trump to start doing whatever the fark he wants with nothing to stop him at all.

Optics be damned, but they have to do it.


I agree.

And they need to be strong in the PR this week explaining exactly why to the feeble minded who thing what he did last night was good for them.

Or......... and this just came to me........ and it places, as Durbin said today, a moral slant on it

Do they just sit back and watch, knowing that Trump and Mnuchin are going to fark this up soooooo, sooooooo bad and let the pot boil over? I don't think this will happen, but it would be effective as hell.

That farkin' Yertle. Throw that cocksucker, shell and all, in if that pot is gonna boil while we're at it.
 
2020-08-09 9:59:28 PM  

Farkin_Crazy: AurizenDarkstar: Farkin_Crazy: Where is the countermove here? And what is it?

It isn't through legislation. That's clear. I've seen Presidents call the Speaker and Leader out before. But obviously Trump took this waaaay over the line and broke it.

Do, Nancy and Chuck sue, pushing that the suit is about the power that Trump is exerting that he doesn't have the right to do?

Optics are bad. But it's almost what has to happen isn't it?

Or do they have some hidden House rule tucked away that's going to be drug out for an occasion just like this?

They have to actively fight it.  Otherwise the Constitution is literally nothing more than a piece of paper, since it will empower and enable Trump to start doing whatever the fark he wants with nothing to stop him at all.

Optics be damned, but they have to do it.

I agree.

And they need to be strong in the PR this week explaining exactly why to the feeble minded who thing what he did last night was good for them.

Or......... and this just came to me........ and it places, as Durbin said today, a moral slant on it

Do they just sit back and watch, knowing that Trump and Mnuchin are going to fark this up soooooo, sooooooo bad and let the pot boil over? I don't think this will happen, but it would be effective as hell.

That farkin' Yertle. Throw that cocksucker, shell and all, in if that pot is gonna boil while we're at it.


It would be nice if they could just wait for the administration to step on their collective dicks, but this isn't the time for them to do it.
 
2020-08-09 9:59:33 PM  

151: themindiswatching: It just shows how much of a manly leader he is, what with him ordering something and his staff doing it and all.  All he has to do now is ride on bears while shirtless and he has the election in the bag.

/jk, most of America is probably vomiting right now just reading the above.

I could stand a few seconds of watching him shirtless, riding a bear.

As long as the video ended in every bear within 500 miles maiming him.


You are thinking too small. Every bear within 500 miles treating him like DiCaprio in The Revanent. Feel the love.
 
2020-08-09 10:08:51 PM  

AurizenDarkstar: Farkin_Crazy: AurizenDarkstar: Farkin_Crazy: Where is the countermove here? And what is it?

It isn't through legislation. That's clear. I've seen Presidents call the Speaker and Leader out before. But obviously Trump took this waaaay over the line and broke it.

Do, Nancy and Chuck sue, pushing that the suit is about the power that Trump is exerting that he doesn't have the right to do?

Optics are bad. But it's almost what has to happen isn't it?

Or do they have some hidden House rule tucked away that's going to be drug out for an occasion just like this?

They have to actively fight it.  Otherwise the Constitution is literally nothing more than a piece of paper, since it will empower and enable Trump to start doing whatever the fark he wants with nothing to stop him at all.

Optics be damned, but they have to do it.

I agree.

And they need to be strong in the PR this week explaining exactly why to the feeble minded who thing what he did last night was good for them.

Or......... and this just came to me........ and it places, as Durbin said today, a moral slant on it

Do they just sit back and watch, knowing that Trump and Mnuchin are going to fark this up soooooo, sooooooo bad and let the pot boil over? I don't think this will happen, but it would be effective as hell.

That farkin' Yertle. Throw that cocksucker, shell and all, in if that pot is gonna boil while we're at it.

It would be nice if they could just wait for the administration to step on their collective dicks, but this isn't the time for them to do it.


It really is. The timing of all of this is planned, obviously. But not by those football farkin' monkeys in the WH.

Someone *cough*yertle*cough* is walking them through a schedule. So that they can work with him to force showdowns that are almost too time sensitive to go to the courts.

But, the system is going to be down a while anyway. There is no process to do what farknuts wants, legality aside.

How many states will join? How many red states will is the big question.
 
2020-08-09 10:15:33 PM  

Pinche Mateo: Everything Trump touches dies.


I guess this means he never touches himself. :(
 
2020-08-09 10:18:07 PM  

RasIanI: I believe I called it the economic, slow-drip version of Jim Jones Kool-Aid earlier today. Undermine SS and Medicare while taking minuscule benefit in the process.


He's gonna do it.
He seeks to overthrow the US government and declare himself Dear Leader.
Everyone is in place now...Miller, Barr, Flynn.

SS doesn't mean Social Security to Dear Leader.

They had a room full of generals...
 
2020-08-09 10:30:05 PM  
So if he loses badly enough, there's a very small chance that the Democrats just say, "Well, fark it.  Let's just forgive the missed payments, and we'll make up for it by eliminating the income cap.
 
2020-08-09 10:41:16 PM  

jjorsett: Krugman also thought that the internet would peak and by 2005 fade from memory like fax machines. He also thought the Obama stimulus would get us to 4% growth (best he ever did was 1.7%), and that the economy would crash the minute Trump took office.


The stimulus was weak because conservatives insisted on gutting it to about a third of what economists told them was necessary to bring the economy out of a tailspin quickly.

Krugman can't be blamed for that.
 
2020-08-09 10:49:16 PM  

BMFPitt: So if he loses badly enough, there's a very small chance that the Democrats just say, "Well, fark it.  Let's just forgive the missed payments, and we'll make up for it by eliminating the income cap.


Ain't sayin she can't be saved, but once they bleed out, the patient is dead.
 
2020-08-09 11:12:00 PM  

Murkanen: jjorsett: Krugman also thought that the internet would peak and by 2005 fade from memory like fax machines. He also thought the Obama stimulus would get us to 4% growth (best he ever did was 1.7%), and that the economy would crash the minute Trump took office.

The stimulus was weak because conservatives insisted on gutting it to about a third of what economists told them was necessary to bring the economy out of a tailspin quickly.

Krugman can't be blamed for that.


You're replying to an imbecile. Treat them as such and don't give them the time of day.

You'll be happier in the end.
 
2020-08-09 11:22:47 PM  
AurizenDarkstar:

You're replying to an imbecile. Treat them as such and don't give them the time of day.

You'll be happier in the end.


Unfortunately there aren't any intelligent conservatives to argue against on Fark. They're all as dumb as him, or dumber, so that doesn't leave any chance for quality debate.
 
2020-08-09 11:34:25 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: suebhoney: I'm so very scared. I'm disabled and on SSDI and my son is an adult with autism. We're in the group that trump & the GOP hope they can literally kill with their policies. They've been working on it for years and this is the year they're expecting all that hard work to come to fruition.

Two things to consider (and I hope this isn't giving false hope):

1. Trump is already backtracking a little on that front, according to Forbes article:
https://tinyurl.com/y5oup67f

2. No doubt Pelosi and the Dems are gonna challenge the sh*t out of this in a lawsuit 12 hours from now. Such decisions about the funding for Social Security/Medicare are made by Congress, not King Donnie the Mad. This is second grade Government Studies level knowledge (or at least it was when I was in second grade in the 70's).


Dude, if what was written on paper can't be manipulated by rouge actors, we wouldn't have Trump. We know what the books say. We know what we've been taught. Even a first year lawl student will tell you everything that Trump has, and continues to do is against the constitution, and against the law.

But real life is no more like "Law and Order," or "The West Wing," just like "Grey's Anatomy" isn't like a real life hospital. Trump and his entire cabinet are wiping their asses with the paper both the law, and the Constitution are written on.  And Republicans keep handing him more sheets.

It is baffling to me how much Americans really believe that our justice system was going to protect us. Maybe its because I'm African American, but I can tell you from experience that American justice is, and always has been arbitrary. The folks in charge of making and maintaining  the rules, also fill them with loopholes big enough to drive a truck through. The rich don't pay much in taxes, because they pay congress members to find ways to charge them less. They get away with ripping off ordinary Americans to the tunes of millions of dollars, yet if a black man steals some hedge clippers, he has violated the "sanctity of American justice!" and therefore must serve the rest of his life in prison.

So yeah Nancy and Chuck, challenge the president on this. Technically, according to the "law" and the "constitution," President Trump shouldn't be allowed to get away with any of his shiat. Maybe he won't, but by then, it won't farking matter anyway. Fall is almost around the corner. Americans still don't want to wear masks, and millions have no idea if they'll be able to eat, much less pay their bills.

Oh our much vaunted laws! Truth, justice and the American way? Only if you're rich, and white, darlin.
 
2020-08-10 12:39:46 AM  

demonfaerie: Trump is desperate for people to go vote for him. He is doing anything he can to do that. I know two Trump supporters that hate him now. They hate Biden too, so they aren't going to vote at all. Yay?


That's two moron who won't be voting in down-ticket races, so that's a plus.
 
2020-08-10 2:06:44 AM  
Obama did a payroll tax cut, but it was like a 6 percent one and only cost so many billions. Trumps suspends it entirely and we still have no idea if people are going to get royally farked at the end of the year.
 
2020-08-10 2:18:34 AM  

Theory Of Null: Obama did a payroll tax cut, but it was like a 6 percent one and only cost so many billions. Trumps suspends it entirely and we still have no idea if people are going to get royally farked at the end of the year.


I pointed this out earlier.

3,000,000 people on unemployment.

Trump just handed Abbott a $1.2 billion dollar a month bill.

And I haven't thought about the impact, but state payroll tax? The don't have it, do they?

Goooo TEXAAAASSS!
 
2020-08-10 9:11:55 AM  
You know if a miserable 30 to 40 dollars a month extra in the wages of low level employee is such a boom for the economy, imagine if those same employees didn't have to spend the hundreds of dollars a month on health insurance, or student loan debt?  That would have an even greater economic spur to the economy as all that money instead got transferred to building a life.
 
2020-08-10 9:13:19 AM  

Farkin_Crazy: Theory Of Null: Obama did a payroll tax cut, but it was like a 6 percent one and only cost so many billions. Trumps suspends it entirely and we still have no idea if people are going to get royally farked at the end of the year.

I pointed this out earlier.

3,000,000 people on unemployment.

Trump just handed Abbott a $1.2 billion dollar a month bill.

And I haven't thought about the impact, but state payroll tax? The don't have it, do they?

Goooo TEXAAAASSS!


To put a bit of perspective on it, that's a >10% increase in the state's spending. At a time when spending has already increased, revenue has collapsed, and the state is not allowed to issue debt. Do you think the rhetoric will shift in an intellectually consistent way from "blue state bailout" to "helping the states when they need it", or will they continue to yell about a bail out for blue states while demanding aid for red ones?
 
2020-08-10 9:26:16 AM  

Theory Of Null: Obama did a payroll tax cut, but it was like a 6 percent one and only cost so many billions. Trumps suspends it entirely and we still have no idea if people are going to get royally farked at the end of the year.


2%.

Also, Congress did that, being the entity that actually had the power to do so.
 
2020-08-10 9:44:23 AM  
I wish I could find the Fark headline and thread that was created when the payroll tax cuts happened under the Obama administration.  I'm certain that 

Farkin_Crazy: Theory Of Null: Obama did a payroll tax cut, but it was like a 6 percent one and only cost so many billions. Trumps suspends it entirely and we still have no idea if people are going to get royally farked at the end of the year.

I pointed this out earlier.

3,000,000 people on unemployment.

Trump just handed Abbott a $1.2 billion dollar a month bill.

And I haven't thought about the impact, but state payroll tax? The don't have it, do they?

Goooo TEXAAAASSS!


The taxes needed to pay for this will be collected from employers.  You know, those evil corporations.
 
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