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(Metro)   Police break up illegal rave in Epping Forest, complete with DJ, fairy lights, and 500 idiots   (metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: Dumbass, London, A406 road, A205 road, Crime, Met Police spokeswoman, illegal rave, Nearby residents, last night  
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2020-08-09 3:09:13 PM  
10 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: What are fairy lights?


Thanks. Tinker Bell just died because you didn't believe.
 
2020-08-09 3:40:10 PM  
7 votes:

Spice Must Flow: You would be amazed at the things I saw.


Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion?

C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate?
 
2020-08-09 3:03:06 PM  
6 votes:
They would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those epping kids.
 
2020-08-09 8:08:04 PM  
5 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: What are fairy lights?


Only gay on the weekend
 
2020-08-09 4:30:26 PM  
5 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: What are fairy lights?


Like regular fairies but with fewer calories.
 
2020-08-09 3:02:42 PM  
4 votes:
Sounds like there was a battle...(looks upthread)

Aw, damn it *kicks rock*
 
2020-08-09 2:57:50 PM  
3 votes:

Ishkur: The best raves are illegal raves.


Yes, but be sure to wear your face masks.

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2020-08-09 3:05:27 PM  
2 votes:
Who holds a rave in an Epping forest?
 
2020-08-10 3:07:02 AM  
1 vote:

khatores: I didn't realize there was another Epping Forest somewhere.

It's also a yacht club in Jacksonville...unfortunately I don't think they're having any raves, which is probably why their membership is declining so precipitously.

https://www.efyc.com/


Ah yes, that sprawling Richer zone between San Marco and Mandarin... notice how every single person in those pictures is a particular shade of beige. It may very well be the only place in Duval County that hasn'tseen a battle.
 
2020-08-09 5:07:40 PM  
1 vote:
Getting a kick out of this, currently living in Epping Forest, albeit in Maryland.
 
2020-08-09 3:51:38 PM  
1 vote:
what a fairy may look like
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2020-08-09 3:33:20 PM  
1 vote:

LordOfThePings: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: What are fairy lights?

Thanks. Tinker Bell just died because you didn't believe.


No amount of clapping is gonna bring this techno-sidhe back...
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2020-08-09 3:22:51 PM  
1 vote:
play stupid games, win covid prizes
 
2020-08-09 3:15:24 PM  
1 vote:

FarkingSmurf: They can shove the glow sticks up their arse if they catch the Rona', the Prez told me so.


You can do that as a preventative measure as well.
 
2020-08-09 3:05:44 PM  
1 vote:
They can shove the glow sticks up their arse if they catch the Rona', the Prez told me so.
 
2020-08-09 3:02:43 PM  
1 vote:
So now you can't even go into the effing forest and dance? Somebody better tell the Wiccans.
 
2020-08-09 2:58:59 PM  
1 vote:
Are we supposed to be surprised that a rave has a DJ?
 
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