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(Rare.us)   Man arrested for playing basketball in the nude tells cops he thought he was improving his "mad skills"   (rare.us) divider line
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2020-08-09 1:23:51 PM  
6 votes:
Which eye do I look at?
 
2020-08-09 1:22:59 PM  
6 votes:
Some people take shirts vs skins a bit to far.
 
2020-08-09 1:18:24 PM  
6 votes:
Was he perfecting his Helicopter Dunk?

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/Too soon?
 
2020-08-09 1:55:54 PM  
5 votes:
I smarted my own post. Because, It was lonely, and needed to be smarted. And it's Sunday. And Fark you. Hell, I'm smarting this one too.
 
2020-08-09 1:08:36 PM  
5 votes:
Airout yourball.
 
2020-08-09 2:05:57 PM  
4 votes:

GRCooper: But can he jump?


Yeah, and apparently he's got plenty of hang time.
 
2020-08-09 1:24:36 PM  
4 votes:
That lazy eye might be throwing off his jumper.
 
2020-08-09 1:01:49 PM  
4 votes:
Heh. Longwood.
 
2020-08-09 12:29:57 PM  
4 votes:
He was just working on his ball handling
 
2020-08-09 3:01:08 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-08-09 2:07:34 PM  
3 votes:
DigitalDirt:Not that funny but very memorable because my mom's name is Michelle and I have a desert tortoise.
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/He is a tortoise I know, just going with the joke
//His name is Speedy, cat is Izzy


I have no clue why but Percy Sledge's "When a man loves a woman" started playing in my mind but I overwrote the lyrics to be "When a tortoise loves a feline".
/my mind has become a broken juke box
 
2020-08-09 1:30:51 PM  
3 votes:
He's a real dead-eye shooter.
 
2020-08-09 1:11:09 PM  
3 votes:
"Swoosh!" - The Giver
 
2020-08-09 11:24:00 AM  
3 votes:
He's very good at jamming balls in the hoop.
 
2020-08-09 10:10:13 AM  
3 votes:
He got whistled for a double dribble.
 
2020-08-09 3:05:49 PM  
2 votes:

johnny_vegas: DigitalDirt: johnny_vegas:
Why so negative?  I am just  on FARK having fun like you should be.
I don't think I am a comedian, far from it.

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Still don't get you.
 
2020-08-09 2:04:16 PM  
2 votes:

Destructor: DigitalDirt: Mental issues, help the guy out.

He simply has a desire to be naked and play basketball. Is that so wrong he needs to be... "corrected"...?

Is clothing really a serious consideration for basketball playing?

Follow up question: Would you feel the same way with a level 10 female super-model?


Don't you think it's a stretch to suggest this dude is an exhibitionist? If I had to guess ... bath salts. And the same scenario would have played out if it were 10 female super models, except 100 more cops would have responded and they'd be all smiles.
 
2020-08-09 1:00:44 PM  
2 votes:
Masks are a choice.

How dare he be arrested for not wearing a mask!
 
2020-08-09 3:29:10 PM  
1 vote:
Ancient Greeks used to compete naked all the time. Maybe he's a time traveler training for the olympics.
 
2020-08-09 2:52:47 PM  
1 vote:

DigitalDirt: johnny_vegas:
Why so negative?  I am just  on FARK having fun like you should be.
I don't think I am a comedian, far from it.


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2020-08-09 2:31:41 PM  
1 vote:
Tag failure subby, this is way more Florida than amusing. Its Longwood Florida---meh probably not.
 
2020-08-09 2:28:17 PM  
1 vote:
He was arrested for dribbling his balls.
 
2020-08-09 2:21:18 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: Editor's note: This article was originally published on May 13, 2019.

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Oddly enough, there is an actual current article about a naked man running around.
 
2020-08-09 2:16:19 PM  
1 vote:

Chain Smokes Freely: Don't you think it's a stretch to suggest this dude is an exhibitionist? If I had to guess ... bath salts. And the same scenario would have played out if it were 10 female super models, except 100 more cops would have responded and they'd be all smiles.


I honestly don't know!

I can understand kinks. I, myself, may or may not have zero to several. Actually, I may have one: That exhibitionists announce themselves. I know. I'm a dirty, filthy pig. Slap me. *sigh* ...Okay, at least 2 kinks.

But seriously, if you were an exhibitionist, this is well, basically how you exhibitionist. Part of the deal is picking a situation, I suppose. Hey, that hot girl who did the naked riot thing In Minneapolis was "accepted".
 
2020-08-09 1:52:07 PM  
1 vote:
"Here's looking at you, kid!"

/and you, over there.
 
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