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2020-08-09 10:10:13 AM  
He got whistled for a double dribble.
 
2020-08-09 11:24:00 AM  
He's very good at jamming balls in the hoop.
 
2020-08-09 12:29:57 PM  
He was just working on his ball handling
 
2020-08-09 1:00:44 PM  
Masks are a choice.

How dare he be arrested for not wearing a mask!
 
2020-08-09 1:01:49 PM  
Heh. Longwood.
 
2020-08-09 1:08:36 PM  
Airout yourball.
 
2020-08-09 1:09:44 PM  
Damn ... Rob Fox has mad writing skills. That was a pretty funny read.

Naked baller guy clearly has mental problems. Hopefully he gets the help he needs.
 
2020-08-09 1:11:09 PM  
"Swoosh!" - The Giver
 
2020-08-09 1:14:53 PM  
It was the pick and roll that got him in trouble.
 
2020-08-09 1:15:14 PM  
Look, I hate to point this out.... But what exactly is the crime here? Playing basketball naked? Seriously? Is this a real problem?
 
2020-08-09 1:17:16 PM  
But can he jump?
 
2020-08-09 1:18:07 PM  

Destructor: Look, I hate to point this out.... But what exactly is the crime here? Playing basketball naked? Seriously? Is this a real problem?


If I saw it happen I'm pretty sure I'd think there was a problem.
 
2020-08-09 1:18:24 PM  
Was he perfecting his Helicopter Dunk?

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/Too soon?
 
2020-08-09 1:22:59 PM  
Some people take shirts vs skins a bit to far.
 
2020-08-09 1:23:51 PM  
Which eye do I look at?
 
2020-08-09 1:24:36 PM  
That lazy eye might be throwing off his jumper.
 
2020-08-09 1:30:51 PM  
He's a real dead-eye shooter.
 
2020-08-09 1:34:06 PM  
Is anyone else getting this error?

"We appreciate your interest in our content. Unfortunately at this time, we are unable to allow international traffic or online transactions."
 
2020-08-09 1:34:21 PM  
Mental issues, help the guy out.
 
2020-08-09 1:37:27 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Was he perfecting his Helicopter Dunk?

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/Too soon?


Not too soon, every once in a while I re-watch his 81 point game.  I am not even a big NBA fan but that was amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeXZY​4​eVLlo
 
2020-08-09 1:50:49 PM  

DigitalDirt: Mental issues, help the guy out.


He simply has a desire to be naked and play basketball. Is that so wrong he needs to be... "corrected"...?

Is clothing really a serious consideration for basketball playing?

Follow up question: Would you feel the same way with a level 10 female super-model?
 
2020-08-09 1:52:07 PM  
"Here's looking at you, kid!"

/and you, over there.
 
2020-08-09 1:55:54 PM  
I smarted my own post. Because, It was lonely, and needed to be smarted. And it's Sunday. And Fark you. Hell, I'm smarting this one too.
 
2020-08-09 1:58:23 PM  

rcain: Destructor: I smarted my own post. Because, It was lonely, and needed to be smarted. And it's Sunday. And Fark you. Hell, I'm smarting this one too.


Nothing wrong with some serious day drinking on the Sabbath


/Internet high-five.
 
2020-08-09 2:04:16 PM  

Destructor: DigitalDirt: Mental issues, help the guy out.

He simply has a desire to be naked and play basketball. Is that so wrong he needs to be... "corrected"...?

Is clothing really a serious consideration for basketball playing?

Follow up question: Would you feel the same way with a level 10 female super-model?


Don't you think it's a stretch to suggest this dude is an exhibitionist? If I had to guess ... bath salts. And the same scenario would have played out if it were 10 female super models, except 100 more cops would have responded and they'd be all smiles.
 
2020-08-09 2:05:57 PM  

GRCooper: But can he jump?


Yeah, and apparently he's got plenty of hang time.
 
2020-08-09 2:07:34 PM  
DigitalDirt:Not that funny but very memorable because my mom's name is Michelle and I have a desert tortoise.
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/He is a tortoise I know, just going with the joke
//His name is Speedy, cat is Izzy


I have no clue why but Percy Sledge's "When a man loves a woman" started playing in my mind but I overwrote the lyrics to be "When a tortoise loves a feline".
/my mind has become a broken juke box
 
2020-08-09 2:16:19 PM  

Chain Smokes Freely: Don't you think it's a stretch to suggest this dude is an exhibitionist? If I had to guess ... bath salts. And the same scenario would have played out if it were 10 female super models, except 100 more cops would have responded and they'd be all smiles.


I honestly don't know!

I can understand kinks. I, myself, may or may not have zero to several. Actually, I may have one: That exhibitionists announce themselves. I know. I'm a dirty, filthy pig. Slap me. *sigh* ...Okay, at least 2 kinks.

But seriously, if you were an exhibitionist, this is well, basically how you exhibitionist. Part of the deal is picking a situation, I suppose. Hey, that hot girl who did the naked riot thing In Minneapolis was "accepted".
 
2020-08-09 2:21:18 PM  
FTFA: Editor's note: This article was originally published on May 13, 2019.

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Oddly enough, there is an actual current article about a naked man running around.
 
2020-08-09 2:23:05 PM  

Chain Smokes Freely: Destructor: DigitalDirt: Mental issues, help the guy out.

He simply has a desire to be naked and play basketball. Is that so wrong he needs to be... "corrected"...?

Is clothing really a serious consideration for basketball playing?

Follow up question: Would you feel the same way with a level 10 female super-model?

Don't you think it's a stretch to suggest this dude is an exhibitionist? If I had to guess ... bath salts. And the same scenario would have played out if it were 10 female super models, except 100 more cops would have responded and they'd be all smiles.


I have grown up around gay people my whole life, my parents never shielded me, they told me who they are, why they feel that way and that was just a fact that I understood my whole life.

This guy, I don't think he is gay at all, a normal gay guy would never do this, I think this is a straight guy with mental issues.
 
2020-08-09 2:25:45 PM  
All he'd need is a 5th of whiskey, he would fit right in here in my lil town.......we just put 1 in the furnace, (not from C-19) 1st time I met him he was wandering around our main hwy w/a 5th yellin that he had a "Pull" for his friends!!!!!
 
2020-08-09 2:26:54 PM  

berylman: DigitalDirt:Not that funny but very memorable because my mom's name is Michelle and I have a desert tortoise.
[Fark user image 850x912]
/He is a tortoise I know, just going with the joke
//His name is Speedy, cat is Izzy

I have no clue why but Percy Sledge's "When a man loves a woman" started playing in my mind but I overwrote the lyrics to be "When a tortoise loves a feline".
/my mind has become a broken juke box


Happy to place that image in your head, Izzy and Speedy!
 
2020-08-09 2:28:17 PM  
He was arrested for dribbling his balls.
 
2020-08-09 2:29:30 PM  
I see he likes to keep one eye to the streets. Probably a good idea when your playing at Candyland park
 
2020-08-09 2:31:41 PM  
Tag failure subby, this is way more Florida than amusing. Its Longwood Florida---meh probably not.
 
2020-08-09 2:34:15 PM  
johnny_vegas:
Why so negative?  I am just  on FARK having fun like you should be.
I don't think I am a comedian, far from it.
 
2020-08-09 2:44:16 PM  

DigitalDirt: Thanks, you saw they were pretty much at rest If you didn't see, Speedy was eating a corn cob and Izzy was watching


As a "meme creator", it simply spoke to me.

"I am riveted to the routine inactivity of a tortoise."
 
2020-08-09 2:49:27 PM  
Free the huevos
 
2020-08-09 2:52:47 PM  

DigitalDirt: johnny_vegas:
Why so negative?  I am just  on FARK having fun like you should be.
I don't think I am a comedian, far from it.


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2020-08-09 3:01:08 PM  
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2020-08-09 3:03:09 PM  
He's the Michael Jordan of eye disorders.
 
2020-08-09 3:05:49 PM  

johnny_vegas: DigitalDirt: johnny_vegas:
Why so negative?  I am just  on FARK having fun like you should be.
I don't think I am a comedian, far from it.

[thumbs.gfycat.com image 336x252] [View Full Size image _x_]


Still don't get you.
 
2020-08-09 3:29:10 PM  
Ancient Greeks used to compete naked all the time. Maybe he's a time traveler training for the olympics.
 
2020-08-09 3:33:02 PM  

berylman: DigitalDirt:Not that funny but very memorable because my mom's name is Michelle and I have a desert tortoise.
[Fark user image 850x912]
/He is a tortoise I know, just going with the joke
//His name is Speedy, cat is Izzy

I have no clue why but Percy Sledge's "When a man loves a woman" started playing in my mind but I overwrote the lyrics to be "When a tortoise loves a feline".
/my mind has become a broken juke box


May everyone please join me in wishing this person a bucket full of hamsters.
 
2020-08-09 3:36:34 PM  

DigitalDirt: johnny_vegas: DigitalDirt: johnny_vegas:
Why so negative?  I am just  on FARK having fun like you should be.
I don't think I am a comedian, far from it.

[thumbs.gfycat.com image 336x252] [View Full Size image _x_]

Still don't get you.


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2020-08-09 4:05:04 PM  
 
2020-08-09 6:13:05 PM  
"i don't want to cover this guy"

nsfw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N8U4mxu​5​Xo0
 
2020-08-10 12:23:59 PM  
"I see what you did there...also over there" 🥴
 
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