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2020-08-08 5:07:39 PM  
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2020-08-08 8:51:30 PM  
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2020-08-09 12:16:03 AM  
I want to buy one of those convertible boxter Porsches with the single large tailpipe in the middle of the rear bumper so I can mount mannequin hands on either side of it.
 
2020-08-09 12:55:54 AM  

fragMasterFlash: I want to buy one of those convertible boxter Porsches with the single large tailpipe in the middle of the rear bumper so I can mount mannequin hands on either side of it.


Don't forget the wedding ring.
 
2020-08-09 1:00:11 AM  
I think that was sold in Canada as well. I seem to recall there was that one and one with bart clothed and holding a skateboard.
I don't think I ever managed to convince my mom to get me Simpsons bubble bath.
 
2020-08-09 1:07:50 AM  
"That's not a Butterfinger."
 
2020-08-09 2:04:17 AM  
Looks like somebody did, in fact, eat his shorts.
 
2020-08-09 2:33:22 AM  
I'm scared to look up the prices of toys I destroyed as a kid.

I don't remember Buttsecks Bart though.
 
2020-08-09 3:02:58 AM  
Bart takes a bath. Like most people do. So now he's "Buttsex Bart?"
 
2020-08-09 3:14:01 AM  

sourballs: Bart takes a bath. Like most people do. So now he's "Buttsex Bart?"


Oh, shiat, my bad. I thought he was Greek.
 
2020-08-09 4:29:09 AM  

Ed Grubermann: fragMasterFlash: I want to buy one of those convertible boxter Porsches with the single large tailpipe in the middle of the rear bumper so I can mount mannequin hands on either side of it.

Don't forget the wedding ring.


That little detail really does clinch it.
 
2020-08-09 8:54:22 AM  
Eat all of our shorts
 
2020-08-09 10:05:35 AM  
The Brits have always has some kind of sexual thing for the Simpson kids:

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2020-08-09 12:27:40 PM  
Meh - Kermit did it better.
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2020-08-09 12:43:33 PM  
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2020-08-09 12:52:07 PM  
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2020-08-09 5:35:18 PM  

DesertCoyote: The Brits have always has some kind of sexual thing for the Simpson kids:

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the artists who created Worker and Parasite designed that.
 
2020-08-09 6:54:33 PM  
Really? I'm the first? Y'all slackin'.

The Simpsons - Dr. Cheeks
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2020-08-09 11:13:33 PM  

sourballs: Bart takes a bath. Like most people do. So now he's "Buttsex Bart?"


Sigh, explaining this is painful in so many ways.

Okay, here we go. At the beginning of the internet people would send a small collection of overtly sexual and disgusting images.

You had Tub Girl, who was blasting a stream of enema discharge into her masked face.

Then Lemonparty, featuring three elderly gentleman having sex.

And on and on, until you get to goatse.cx, which had a welcome page of a man stretching his anus.

That's the ancient joke the subby was going for.
 
2020-08-10 12:12:58 AM  

puffy999: I'm scared to look up the prices of toys I destroyed as a kid.

I don't remember Buttsecks Bart though.


I destroyed my cousin's millennium falcon back in 1983 by dropping it down 2 flights of stairs.
 
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