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(Drugs.com)   100+ patients in study were cured of gonorrhea with a single cheap pill. Golf clap? Golf clap   (drugs.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Antibiotic resistance, DNA, new test, Antibiotic, gonorrhea strain, antibiotic ciprofloxacin, United States, U.S. Centers  
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2020-08-08 6:52:16 PM  
What, did they like pass it around by making out or what?
 
2020-08-08 7:23:15 PM  
So, something new for farkers to add into their roofie cocktail recipes?
 
2020-08-08 7:43:04 PM  
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저렴한 임질 약을 말했습니까?
 
2020-08-08 7:44:44 PM  
Nice, Subby.

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2020-08-08 7:44:57 PM  
Oh come on, Subby, VD puns are sick.
 
2020-08-08 7:47:07 PM  
Pretty sure it was already just a single dose shot in rump already. A friend told me... I swear.
 
2020-08-08 7:47:23 PM  
As long as gonorrhea been around and folks are still not wrappin their "Tools"????
No amount of money, maskies or meds ya toss at stupid people will they learn how not to "INFECT" others w/their shat!!!!!!
 
2020-08-08 7:48:30 PM  
I got it from the toilet seat
 
2020-08-08 7:48:48 PM  
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2020-08-08 7:50:30 PM  
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2020-08-08 7:50:46 PM  
Cipro....ugh...a doc proscribed that for a nasty URI I had and it both took care of the infection and made me feel worse.  I've never had an antibiotic make me feel that bad.
 
2020-08-08 7:55:31 PM  
So long as it kills of my lazy, good-for-nothing gut bacteria and lets me re-enact the toilet scene from Dumb & Dumber, I'm all-in.
 
2020-08-08 7:57:01 PM  
"Researchers say a new test can tell which patients with gonorrhea will benefit from treatment with the antibiotic ciprofloxacin"

I read Mycoxafloppin
 
2020-08-08 7:57:44 PM  
Oh come on, im the first?
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2020-08-08 7:58:01 PM  
sneeeeeeeeeeaky link
 
2020-08-08 7:58:39 PM  
Peter Rooter
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I use Peter Rooter
 
2020-08-08 7:59:36 PM  
Did you say cheap gonorrhea pills?

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2020-08-08 8:00:57 PM  
Sweet!  Between this and Truvada, I'm NEVER using a condom!  SCIENCE RULES!
 
2020-08-08 8:01:58 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Cipro....ugh...a doc proscribed that for a nasty URI I had and it both took care of the infection and made me feel worse.  I've never had an antibiotic make me feel that bad.


Fluoroquinolones are a nasty class of drugs. Scorched earth victory over pesky bacteria.

Enjoy snapping your tendons.
 
2020-08-08 8:07:22 PM  

ToughActinProlactin: NotThatGuyAgain: Cipro....ugh...a doc proscribed that for a nasty URI I had and it both took care of the infection and made me feel worse.  I've never had an antibiotic make me feel that bad.

Fluoroquinolones are a nasty class of drugs. Scorched earth victory over pesky bacteria.

Enjoy snapping your tendons.


Except for MRSA.  I guess MRSA isn't pesky, so you're still correct.

Wash your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom, people.  After too, but also BEFORE.
 
2020-08-08 8:07:57 PM  
So? Get back to me when they cure herpes. Uh, I mean, it's great when a disease gets cured. Yeah, that's it.
 
2020-08-08 8:14:05 PM  
One pill?  I don't think eating something that went through 99 gonorrhea patients is going to *lower* your level of STDs somehow.
 
2020-08-08 8:15:13 PM  
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Pox Knox
 
2020-08-08 8:19:41 PM  

TheAlgebraist: One pill?  I don't think eating something that went through 99 gonorrhea patients is going to *lower* your level of STDs somehow.


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2020-08-08 8:24:12 PM  
The Left's Reaction to Brett Farve's Tepid Response to Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner's Speech at the ESPY's
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2020-08-08 8:31:15 PM  

Schlubbe: I got it from the toilet seat


It jumped right up
'N' grabbed my meat

/maracas
 
2020-08-08 8:34:23 PM  
Was given Cipro for a suspected Prostate infection (before tests came back).
That stuff can be wicked.  It's also used for exposure to Anthrax.
 
2020-08-08 8:40:39 PM  
SHELL SILVERSTEIN with DR. HOOK - Don't Give a Dose to the One You Love Most
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/NSFW/kids lyrics.
 
2020-08-08 8:55:54 PM  
if i had a dollar for every time i had the clap
 
2020-08-08 9:03:49 PM  

some_beer_drinker: if i had a dollar for every time i had the clap


Honey, you had applause.
 
2020-08-08 9:31:23 PM  
What dose?
 
2020-08-08 9:59:22 PM  

WillofJ2: What dose?


250mg.
 
2020-08-08 10:41:16 PM  

fat boy: TheAlgebraist: One pill?  I don't think eating something that went through 99 gonorrhea patients is going to *lower* your level of STDs somehow.

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Please clap.
 
2020-08-08 10:48:40 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: What, did they like pass it around by making out or what?


I imagine it is some sort of "human centipede" type situation.

/It's more likely than you think....
 
2020-08-08 11:11:16 PM  
Nice pic

/dnrtfa
 
2020-08-08 11:38:13 PM  
They should pass this stuff out to everyone in the US and then have a day "gonorrhea" day where everyone takes their pill and from then on anyone arriving in the US has to take one. We could eradicate the damn disease. Yeah I know.... wishful thinking because reasons... can't get everyone to do it.
 
2020-08-08 11:49:26 PM  

Thrakkorzog: They should pass this stuff out to everyone in the US and then have a day "gonorrhea" day where everyone takes their pill and from then on anyone arriving in the US has to take one. We could eradicate the damn disease. Yeah I know.... wishful thinking because reasons... can't get everyone to do it.


You can't get people to wear masks....


I honestlyThank one of the most productive things the country could do is have a mandatory test for all ST d's and have everybody know their status ahead of time, Cure what can be cured and educate people who have things that can't and maybe you can eradicate at all
 
2020-08-09 1:08:37 AM  

Mztlplx: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/iWwFk64S​LDw]

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2020-08-09 1:46:56 AM  
Never understood people who fark total strangers, or why'd you enter into a relationship without getting STD tests done before sleeping together.

Guess I'm too much of a nurse sometimes, but I've always demanded clean STD tests, and provided the same
 
2020-08-09 1:49:45 AM  

ToughActinProlactin: NotThatGuyAgain: Cipro....ugh...a doc proscribed that for a nasty URI I had and it both took care of the infection and made me feel worse.  I've never had an antibiotic make me feel that bad.

Fluoroquinolones are a nasty class of drugs. Scorched earth victory over pesky bacteria.

Enjoy snapping your tendons.


Yep.  Had a distal biceps tendon rupture after taking Cipro for a staph infection.
 
2020-08-09 1:06:47 PM  
Does it work on syphilis, too?

/Asking for a president
 
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