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(Talking Points Memo)   President Trump: "I'm the last person Russia wants to see in office"   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
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Circusdog320 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-08-08 7:45:51 PM  
51 votes:
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Circusdog320 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-08-08 7:46:25 PM  
30 votes:
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Badmoodman [TotalFark]
2020-08-08 2:32:07 PM  
14 votes:
President Trump:"I'm the last person Russia wants to see in office"


Now listen to this carefully, Norman: I am lying...
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Colour_out_of_Space
2020-08-08 7:52:12 PM  
9 votes:
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Here he is signaling to Putin at G20, "I'm going to be tough on you later in our secret meeting that will have no other Americans present."
 
duppy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-08-08 8:05:07 PM  
8 votes:
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Surrender your boo-tah
2020-08-08 7:35:31 PM  
7 votes:
Female Reporter: Sir, last week you said you were putting sanctions on Russia for putting bounties on American soldiers. How is that coming?

D2S: I didn't say that. That's fake news.

Female Reporter: Oh I'm sorry, last week you said you were putting sanctions on Russia for interfering in our elections.

D2S: I never said that.

Female Reporter: Oh, well, if everything you do protects Russian interests, why is it they don't want you to win?
 
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2020-08-08 10:12:00 PM  
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Flying Vermin
2020-08-08 10:21:29 PM  
5 votes:

Mugato: Have you even read the news in the last four years?

Right. "Fake news".


Not fake news, discredited news.

Your see, once upon a time, there was a investigation that resulted in something called the Muller report.  And if you ever take the time to read it, instead of getting your news from a echo chamber, you would find that there is no evidence to show that the Russians had any meaningful contact with the Trump team and you would also find that there is little to no evidence of any meaningful aid from Russia to the sole benefit of Trump.

But, I don't expect you to take the time to read it for yourself.  Just keep doing what you are doing.  I wouldn't expect anything of the sort from anyone at Fark.  Just keep reading your religious texts from Talking Point Memo and keep lionizing Rachael Maddow.
 
dickfreckle
2020-08-08 8:16:49 PM  
5 votes:

WTFDYW: west.la.lawyer: Please go fark yourself, you traitor.
The blood of American soldiers murdered in Afghanistan is on your hands without reaction because you are a Russian stooge, a plant, an asset to Putin, working for his interests and against our own.
Register to vote.
Go to the polls (wear a mask and bring hand sanitizer)
Vote
Let the world see

I will drag my nakedness over a bed of molten metal to help get this motherfuker out of office. If I did anything more than that, I'd be arrested. I hate him. I've never felt hate until he came along.


I've not felt this kind of hate before, either. I thought I hated W Bush, but it turns out I was just seriously pissed off at him. W, for all of his glaring faults and damage caused, was not a purely evil person. Naive, inarticulate? You bet. But not evil.

But this guy I truly hate. I'm looking back at my life and thinking of people I didn't like. Every life has conflict. I bet that even monks secretly harbor a dislike here and there. There all sitting down to dinner and thinking (not saying), "Get a load of this motherf*cker." But this is different.

Hate is a very irresponsible and toxic thing. But I'm consumed by it right now. I pose no threat to the president but can't help but imagine the satisfaction of landing a punch. The only thing I can do is vote, but my state is assuredly going for Trump. It's frustrating.

I hope I worded this in a way that doesn't result in the Secret Service showing up at my d....CARRIER LOST
 
Albert911emt [TotalFark]
2020-08-08 2:54:49 PM  
5 votes:
The voices in my head never lie to me about how awesome I am.
 
Flying Vermin
2020-08-08 9:18:44 PM  
4 votes:
I find it funny that the folks here can still hold onto such a thoroughly debunked line of shait as the Putin controls Trump story.

I'm growing more and more convinced that political partys are the new religions.  Even when something is demonstrably not true, folks will just keep on believing, for God has spoken.
 
Nullav [TotalFark]
2020-08-08 7:39:43 PM  
4 votes:
Is this the world leader equivalent of saying someone else's name during sex? Because he definitely is the last person America wants to see in office, and he's definitely farking us at the moment.
 
Noctusxx [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-08-08 2:14:44 PM  
4 votes:
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The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2020-08-08 10:43:34 PM  
3 votes:
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Number 216
2020-08-08 9:30:16 PM  
3 votes:
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Tell us again how NOBODY is tougher on Russia Benedict Donald
 
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2020-08-08 9:04:54 PM  
3 votes:
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sourballs
2020-08-08 8:48:01 PM  
3 votes:
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Look! It's a Putin Jism Gobbler!
 
bingethinker [TotalFark]
2020-08-08 2:21:39 PM  
3 votes:
Yes, Putin wants Trumpolini to be the last President of the United States.
 
blastoh [TotalFark]
2020-08-08 2:20:31 PM  
3 votes:
I have long been feeling that the most annoying thing about this whole.shiat show is how everything is to the extreme.

He is he most healthy president ever.
He is he smartest president ever.
He is the most well read president ever.
And these are all actual quotes.
And there are so many more.
And then it's the opposite.
Vote for Joe and every bad thing ever will happen .
 
GreatGlavinsGhost [TotalFark]
2020-08-09 12:52:22 AM  
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sourballs: [Fark user image image 425x319]
Look! It's a Putin Jism Gobbler!


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Excelsior [TotalFark]
2020-08-08 8:30:46 PM  
2 votes:

Circusdog320: [Fark user image 607x1206]


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You sure it isn't "Judas"?
 
holyflurkingschnitt [TotalFark]
2020-08-08 7:31:23 PM  
2 votes:

Mugato: nobody's been tougher on Russia than I have - ever

Has he ever heard of the Cuban Missile Crisis or the fall of the Berlin Wall?

He is right though, Putin is through with him. Russia is asshole buddies with China now and China hates us. Putin got all he needed from Trump.


also Putin wants to be china's supplier.  Right now our two countries still have a pretty entwined economic system that enriches us both. (but barely)  Putin wants in to enrich himself.  Russia is almost crapped out again from the oligarchs.  kakisctrocacy? farkers.  quid pro bono i may have had some sake you get what i'm saying
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-08-08 2:27:07 PM  
2 votes:
Hell, isn't she a lawyer? Make her AG. Appoint her to the Supreme Court.
 
ScrimBoy [TotalFark]
2020-08-08 11:24:38 PM  
1 vote:

Oysterman: Did nothing with the news of Russian bounties on U.S. Troops

"Russia, if you're listening..."

Said he doesn't care if Russia helps him again.


Pretty sure Mitch said they better not try it again.

Not sure if there was a follow up to that.

*holds finger to ear*

Mmhmm. Mmmhmm. No?   Ok then...

Never mind.
 
Flying Vermin
2020-08-08 10:25:11 PM  
1 vote:

toraque: If actual patriots can get back in control of the USA ever again, russia needs to suffer for what they have done to us.

/The only good russian


Its been 75 years since the last time we dropped a nuclear weapon on someone.  That's far to long, I say.

And this time, they will shoot them back at us!  Adds a little more excitement to the whole thing!
 
Purple_Urkle [TotalFark]
2020-08-08 9:59:51 PM  
1 vote:
That doesn't mean Russia would prefer some else instead of Trump.

It means Russia plans to put an end to America.  They plan for Trump to be last.
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Vladimir Putin is trying to kill us all!
Why isn't anyone panicking about that?
His stooge, bioterrorist Betsy is promoting the genocide.
 
Jclark666
2020-08-08 9:35:42 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA:Listen, nobody is tougher on Russian than me, nobody. When I met Putin, everybody was so afraid, because nobody had handled Putin tough before. You think Obama handled Putin? No. But I handled Putin enormously, people were so impressed. Afterwards, I had people calling me, people who had followed Russia for years, calling me and telling me how impressed they were by how enormously I handled Putin. When he came here, he had a whole list of demands, but I was tough, so tough. I gave him the roughest handjob of his entire life, like the kind you get from a 14-year-old in Palm Beach who's never given a handjob before, you know? And I handled him immensely, and when he came on my face he called me by my own name, which was, I think, a real win for the American people, and one they said I'd never be able to accomplish. So I'm the last guy Putin wants to see as President, believe me.

Well, I'm convinced.
 
gaspode
2020-08-08 8:39:18 PM  
1 vote:
Well to be fair they would be thrilled if he was the last president.
 
darth sunshine
2020-08-08 8:05:52 PM  
1 vote:
HILARY- Drop Your Pants 1983
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Don't Troll Me Bro!
2020-08-08 7:46:14 PM  
1 vote:

Flappyhead: Does anyone with a tenth grade education actually believe him?


10th grade education ain't what it used to be in Murika.
 
Bermuda59 [TotalFark]
2020-08-08 7:29:55 PM  
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DrD'isInfotainment [OhFark]
2020-08-08 7:23:13 PM  
1 vote:
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fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-08-08 7:13:19 PM  
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