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(Talking Points Memo)   President Trump: "I'm the last person Russia wants to see in office"   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
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2020-08-08 2:14:44 PM  
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2020-08-08 2:20:31 PM  
I have long been feeling that the most annoying thing about this whole.shiat show is how everything is to the extreme.

He is he most healthy president ever.
He is he smartest president ever.
He is the most well read president ever.
And these are all actual quotes.
And there are so many more.
And then it's the opposite.
Vote for Joe and every bad thing ever will happen .
 
2020-08-08 2:21:39 PM  
Yes, Putin wants Trumpolini to be the last President of the United States.
 
2020-08-08 2:21:45 PM  
Please go fark yourself, you traitor.
The blood of American soldiers murdered in Afghanistan is on your hands without reaction because you are a Russian stooge, a plant, an asset to Putin, working for his interests and against our own.
Register to vote.
Go to the polls (wear a mask and bring hand sanitizer)
Vote
Let the world see
 
2020-08-08 2:26:34 PM  
You are just the last person any sentient being wishes to see, Mr. Evil Resident, Period.

Putin must be shiatting bricks over the idea that Hillary Clinton Lite might make it into the White House. Or that Hillary Clinton might be Secretary of War and Secretary of State at the same time.
 
2020-08-08 2:27:07 PM  
Hell, isn't she a lawyer? Make her AG. Appoint her to the Supreme Court.
 
2020-08-08 2:29:34 PM  

blastoh: I have long been feeling that the most annoying thing about this whole.shiat show is how everything is to the extreme.

He is he most healthy president ever.
He is he smartest president ever.
He is the most well read president ever.
And these are all actual quotes.
And there are so many more.
And then it's the opposite.
Vote for Joe and every bad thing ever will happen .


He is the most delusive, Cloud Coo-Coo Land President who ever slimed a bucket.

Did I say President? I meant a slime hagfish, eating the bones of a dead whale at the lowest point this side of Washington, DC.

Presdient Evil. More slime than a Ghostbuster trilogy.
 
2020-08-08 2:32:07 PM  
President Trump:"I'm the last person Russia wants to see in office"


Now listen to this carefully, Norman: I am lying...
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2020-08-08 2:36:42 PM  

west.la.lawyer: Please go fark yourself, you traitor.
The blood of American soldiers murdered in Afghanistan is on your hands without reaction because you are a Russian stooge, a plant, an asset to Putin, working for his interests and against our own.
Register to vote.
Go to the polls (wear a mask and bring hand sanitizer)
Vote
Let the world see


I will drag my nakedness over a bed of molten metal to help get this motherfuker out of office. If I did anything more than that, I'd be arrested. I hate him. I've never felt hate until he came along.
 
2020-08-08 2:54:49 PM  
The voices in my head never lie to me about how awesome I am.
 
2020-08-08 3:16:07 PM  
It's always opposite day in trumperville.
 
2020-08-08 3:49:20 PM  

bingethinker: Yes, Putin wants Trumpolini to be the last President of the United States.


Pretty much.
 
2020-08-08 4:02:53 PM  

bingethinker: Yes, Putin wants Trumpolini to be the last President of the United States.


Yes, he does. It's all right there and Putin's playbook.
 
2020-08-08 4:21:16 PM  
Possibly.  Perhaps they want you to be the last person there after everyone else has left.
 
2020-08-08 5:44:50 PM  
They paid top dollar for you, traitor.  Die with them.
 
2020-08-08 6:12:15 PM  
Kinda. They'd really like a balkanized US bickering amongst themselves. And end to the US would be Putin's greatest revenge for making his years of service to the USSR moot. Donnie as our last President would be a fairly ignominious end for the United States of America.
 
2020-08-08 6:51:30 PM  
nobody's been tougher on Russia than I have - ever

Has he ever heard of the Cuban Missile Crisis or the fall of the Berlin Wall?

He is right though, Putin is through with him. Russia is asshole buddies with China now and China hates us. Putin got all he needed from Trump.
 
2020-08-08 7:08:10 PM  
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2020-08-08 7:13:19 PM  
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2020-08-08 7:19:53 PM  
Did nothing with the news of Russian bounties on U.S. Troops

"Russia, if you're listening..."

Said he doesn't care if Russia helps him again.
 
2020-08-08 7:20:09 PM  
You'd think he'd just stick with the fact that China obviously doesn't want him in office instead of trying to defend himself over his weak handling of Russia.

But obviously Trump isn't a smart man.
 
2020-08-08 7:20:35 PM  
says Putin's laptop rentboy.
 
2020-08-08 7:20:36 PM  
Done in one.
 
2020-08-08 7:22:47 PM  
Actually it's horseshiat to say China wants Biden in office. While he'd stabilize trade, right now China is running rampant expanding their sphere of influence because Predisent Snowflake Trumplethinskin isn't a stable ally. In the long run that's going to pay far more dividends than table trade, which Xi and the rest of Communist party could t have dreamed of being reality.
 
2020-08-08 7:23:13 PM  
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2020-08-08 7:23:26 PM  
and then we all heard russia laugh and laugh and laugh and...
 
2020-08-08 7:27:12 PM  
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2020-08-08 7:28:02 PM  
Well, there's an easy one for Politifact.

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2020-08-08 7:29:55 PM  
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2020-08-08 7:30:12 PM  
He's the last president because there will be no United States after his re-election.

No payroll tax, so no money coming in.  Lots of money going out to him and his cronies.

The country will be broken, and he is a clear and present danger to the Constitution.
 
2020-08-08 7:31:23 PM  

Mugato: nobody's been tougher on Russia than I have - ever

Has he ever heard of the Cuban Missile Crisis or the fall of the Berlin Wall?

He is right though, Putin is through with him. Russia is asshole buddies with China now and China hates us. Putin got all he needed from Trump.


also Putin wants to be china's supplier.  Right now our two countries still have a pretty entwined economic system that enriches us both. (but barely)  Putin wants in to enrich himself.  Russia is almost crapped out again from the oligarchs.  kakisctrocacy? farkers.  quid pro bono i may have had some sake you get what i'm saying
 
2020-08-08 7:35:31 PM  
Female Reporter: Sir, last week you said you were putting sanctions on Russia for putting bounties on American soldiers. How is that coming?

D2S: I didn't say that. That's fake news.

Female Reporter: Oh I'm sorry, last week you said you were putting sanctions on Russia for interfering in our elections.

D2S: I never said that.

Female Reporter: Oh, well, if everything you do protects Russian interests, why is it they don't want you to win?
 
2020-08-08 7:37:35 PM  
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2020-08-08 7:38:07 PM  

Mrtraveler01: You'd think he'd just stick with the fact that China obviously doesn't want him in office.


The hell they don't.
He's a goof and an idiot and an asset to any and all of our enemies.
Xi loves Trump's incredibly stupid, weak, gullible ass.
Xi is smart, and Trump is a dumb f**king hick he can work like a dog.
 
2020-08-08 7:39:01 PM  

inglixthemad: Actually it's horseshiat to say China wants Biden in office. While he'd stabilize trade, right now China is running rampant expanding their sphere of influence because Predisent Snowflake Trumplethinskin isn't a stable ally. In the long run that's going to pay far more dividends than table trade, which Xi and the rest of Communist party could t have dreamed of being reality.


Xi is between a rock and a hard place. Four more years of Trump would allow China's expansion to continue unchecked, but could ultimately bankrupt them. Biden would have a major stabilizing effect on the US economy and global markets, which get consumer funds pouring back into China. But Biden's policies will restrict their expansionism.

Ultimately I think Xi would prefer Biden because business interests will outweigh other goals.
 
2020-08-08 7:39:43 PM  
Is this the world leader equivalent of saying someone else's name during sex? Because he definitely is the last person America wants to see in office, and he's definitely farking us at the moment.
 
2020-08-08 7:40:04 PM  

Oysterman: Did nothing with the news of Russian bounties on U.S. Troops

"Russia, if you're listening..."

Said he doesn't care if Russia helps him again.


Shiat, I forgot about Trump constantly pushing for Russia being added to G7.

And spreading Russian propaganda.

And I'll probably be adding to this again
 
2020-08-08 7:42:56 PM  
Does anyone with a tenth grade education actually believe him?
 
2020-08-08 7:45:09 PM  

clkeagle: But Biden's policies will restrict their expansionism.


Mmm...How, exactly?

The Democrats have apparently repositioned themselves as the party of unfettered free trade. A few years ago, when I would refuse to buy things because they were 'made in China' it was like a badge of respect. "This guy supports American workers!" Now it's associated with Trumperism, so I keep my anti-China, anti-Child Labour thoughts to myself.

A Biden presidency would likely involve a stupid "Reset" button gag with China just like the Obama admin did with Russia. We are friends! Look how friendly we are! How did that work out for us?
 
2020-08-08 7:45:51 PM  
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2020-08-08 7:46:14 PM  

Flappyhead: Does anyone with a tenth grade education actually believe him?


10th grade education ain't what it used to be in Murika.
 
2020-08-08 7:46:25 PM  
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2020-08-08 7:47:16 PM  

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2020-08-08 7:47:46 PM  
FTA: "I think the last person Russia wants to see in office is Donald Trump because nobody's been tougher on Russia than I have - ever," Trump said during a news conference at his golf club in Bedminster, New Jersey on Friday when asked about the intelligence.

STFU, President Reek.
 
2020-08-08 7:48:58 PM  
HAHAHAHA

Whaaaaaaat

Why don't the people who regularly talk to the powers that be, the mayors and governors and newsheads, why don't they just mock this shiat to his face?

Kid with chocolate all over his mouth: "The last thing I would ever do is steal a cookie."
 
2020-08-08 7:52:12 PM  
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Here he is signaling to Putin at G20, "I'm going to be tough on you later in our secret meeting that will have no other Americans present."
 
2020-08-08 7:52:55 PM  
This is what I hate most about this guy. Does he think we're that stupid or, is he just rubbing our faces in it. Either way there's not enough pikes in the world for the enablers.
 
2020-08-08 7:52:55 PM  

brantgoose: You are just the last person any sentient being wishes to see, Mr. Evil Resident, Period.

Putin must be shiatting bricks over the idea that Hillary Clinton Lite might make it into the White House. Or that Hillary Clinton might be Secretary of War and Secretary of State at the same time.


Putin has done enough damage that even if Biden wins, he'll be hamstrung by having to put out so many fires. And I don't think that Russian money that had bought the NRA and conservative media is going to go away after the election.

I have a prediction for Biden's first "scandal." Biden is going to be so busy fixing all the security leaks Trump left behind. A new one will be discovered on a daily basis. Fox is going to spin this by saying more security leaks have been uncovered during Biden's first term than any Presidency before. What's with all these security leaks? Is Biden weak on national security?
 
2020-08-08 7:54:45 PM  

Rann Xerox: FTA: "I think the last person Russia wants to see in office is Donald Trump because nobody's been tougher on Russia than I have - ever," Trump said during a news conference at his golf club in Bedminster, New Jersey on Friday when asked about the intelligence.

STFU, President Reek.


Hey now.  Theon died trying to redeem himself even though he knew he had gone too far.  Trump can't bring himself to admit that an umbrella got the best of him.
 
2020-08-08 7:55:41 PM  

clkeagle: inglixthemad: Actually it's horseshiat to say China wants Biden in office. While he'd stabilize trade, right now China is running rampant expanding their sphere of influence because Predisent Snowflake Trumplethinskin isn't a stable ally. In the long run that's going to pay far more dividends than table trade, which Xi and the rest of Communist party could t have dreamed of being reality.

Xi is between a rock and a hard place. Four more years of Trump would allow China's expansion to continue unchecked, but could ultimately bankrupt them. Biden would have a major stabilizing effect on the US economy and global markets, which get consumer funds pouring back into China. But Biden's policies will restrict their expansionism.

Ultimately I think Xi would prefer Biden because business interests will outweigh other goals.


Ha! Wouldn't bankrupt them in the slightest. Predisent Snowflake Trumplethinskin is driving a wedge into so many partners, even Canada over aluminum FFS, that China will be able to expand trade to other countries on far more favorable terms than previously thought possible. The growth will be exponential. Biden would stabilize trade sure, but he'd do it all around and cut off that exponential growth.
 
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