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2020-08-08 3:00:49 PM  
Honest, mom, all I did was search for "how to roast your weenie"!
 
2020-08-08 4:44:57 PM  
Not once, but twice.

That kid is the center space of a Venn diagram of "Dedicated" and "Stupid".
 
2020-08-08 5:12:12 PM  

Driver: Not once, but twice.

That kid is the center space of a Venn diagram of "Dedicated" and "Stupid".


It's as if he knew he should not reproduce.
 
2020-08-08 5:29:07 PM  
If he pulled a Darwin on himself, so much the better....
 
2020-08-08 6:17:40 PM  
Nothing else was going to happen with his bits.  Might as well use them as fuel.
 
2020-08-08 6:20:04 PM  
These are our impressed faces

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2020-08-08 6:20:06 PM  
Fire Crotch : Fail of the Week !
Youtube 1YCk_r0BKvE
 
2020-08-08 6:20:48 PM  
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2020-08-08 6:21:33 PM  
"The deal was for him to set his private parts on fire for five seconds if he did not come in first place for a particular round-so he did."

A deal's a deal.
 
2020-08-08 6:22:30 PM  
Goodness gracious!
 
2020-08-08 6:24:18 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: Goodness gracious!


I see what you did there.
 
2020-08-08 6:24:50 PM  
Better him than me.  Hopefully all those "likes" are worth it.
 
2020-08-08 6:26:49 PM  

Boo_Guy: "The deal was for him to set his private parts on fire for five seconds if he did not come in first place for a particular round-so he did."

A deal's a deal.


I would have gotten a plushie of a campfire or a pic or something. Then you could say you set your genitals on fire without actually setting yourself on fire.
 
2020-08-08 6:31:17 PM  
How do you kill crabs?

Set your pubic hair on fire and smack them with a hammer when they run.
 
2020-08-08 6:31:43 PM  
Guys, if you set your dick on fire, you need a catchphrase. A damned good catchphrase. And you need to say it the instant you do it. "Up up and away!" "Here I come to save the day!" "Badeep badeep that's all folks!" "I AM the law!" or even just "I AM BATMAN!!" because, dudes, whatever you say the moment your dick catches fire, is gonna be the thing people yell when you walk into the room. For the rest of your life.
 
2020-08-08 6:35:04 PM  
But, think of the money and fame he going to get for roasting his weenie.

This is the gofundme future the mole people want. The week shall inherent the earth after all...
 
2020-08-08 6:35:20 PM  

Gentlequiet: How do you kill crabs?

Set your pubic hair on fire and smack them with a hammer when they run.


My mother-in-law loves that joke, but she tells it a bit different:

Shave half of your pubic hair off, and set the other half on fire.  When they run out, stab them with a fork.

(she's a bit twisted)
 
2020-08-08 6:35:44 PM  
Great Balls of Fire
 
2020-08-08 6:39:26 PM  
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2020-08-08 6:39:57 PM  

cyberspacedout: It's as if he knew he should not reproduce.


He's a gamer, there wasn't much chance of that anyway.
 
2020-08-08 6:40:55 PM  
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Also knows the pain of setting one's crank on fire.
 
2020-08-08 6:41:01 PM  

Boo_Guy: "The deal was for him to set his private parts on fire for five seconds if he did not come in first place for a particular round-so he did."

A deal's a deal.


At least he had the balls to go through with it.
 
2020-08-08 6:42:59 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Guys, if you set your dick on fire, you need a catchphrase. A damned good catchphrase. And you need to say it the instant you do it. "Up up and away!" "Here I come to save the day!" "Badeep badeep that's all folks!" "I AM the law!" or even just "I AM BATMAN!!" because, dudes, whatever you say the moment your dick catches fire, is gonna be the thing people yell when you walk into the room. For the rest of your life.


The only real battle cry is "SPOON!"

That being said I applaud the idiot. Few people keep their word these days.
 
2020-08-08 6:43:37 PM  

boozehat: Gentlequiet: How do you kill crabs?

Set your pubic hair on fire and smack them with a hammer when they run.

My mother-in-law loves that joke, but she tells it a bit different:

Shave half of your pubic hair off, and set the other half on fire.  When they run out, stab them with a fork.

(she's a bit twisted)


The version I learned from my older cousins when I was a wee bairn included the half-shave.

I didn't get any of the joke at the time.

Fifty years later I get the funny, but still don't think the shaving adds much but a layer of complexity to an otherwise simple bit.

I can't remember where I left my keys, but I have hundreds of crude jokes I didn't get when I learned them locked into long-term storage.
 
2020-08-08 6:48:11 PM  
Roger Daltrey - After the Fire 1985
Youtube 90rCKfhH-3w
 
2020-08-08 6:49:21 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Guys, if you set your dick on fire, you need a catchphrase. A damned good catchphrase. And you need to say it the instant you do it. "Up up and away!" "Here I come to save the day!" "Badeep badeep that's all folks!" "I AM the law!" or even just "I AM BATMAN!!" because, dudes, whatever you say the moment your dick catches fire, is gonna be the thing people yell when you walk into the room. For the rest of your life.


I think "The Fire Hose has entered the building!".
 
2020-08-08 6:50:09 PM  
He will have so many stories to tell his kids Ash, Bernie, Phoenix, Brenton and Joash when (or if) they are older?
 
2020-08-08 6:50:42 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Bennie Crabtree: Guys, if you set your dick on fire, you need a catchphrase. A damned good catchphrase. And you need to say it the instant you do it. "Up up and away!" "Here I come to save the day!" "Badeep badeep that's all folks!" "I AM the law!" or even just "I AM BATMAN!!" because, dudes, whatever you say the moment your dick catches fire, is gonna be the thing people yell when you walk into the room. For the rest of your life.

The only real battle cry is "SPOON!"

That being said I applaud the idiot. Few people keep their word these days.


I'd also be willing to accept "LEEROY JENKINS!"
 
2020-08-08 6:51:38 PM  
Well, he's no Michael Jackson.
 
2020-08-08 6:51:55 PM  

Chemlight Battery: Boo_Guy: "The deal was for him to set his private parts on fire for five seconds if he did not come in first place for a particular round-so he did."

A deal's a deal.

At least he had the balls to go through with it.


Yup. It was a stupid thing to agree to but he kept his word.
 
2020-08-08 6:52:08 PM  

Boo_Guy: Axeofjudgement: Bennie Crabtree: Guys, if you set your dick on fire, you need a catchphrase. A damned good catchphrase. And you need to say it the instant you do it. "Up up and away!" "Here I come to save the day!" "Badeep badeep that's all folks!" "I AM the law!" or even just "I AM BATMAN!!" because, dudes, whatever you say the moment your dick catches fire, is gonna be the thing people yell when you walk into the room. For the rest of your life.

The only real battle cry is "SPOON!"

That being said I applaud the idiot. Few people keep their word these days.

I'd also be willing to accept "LEEROY JENKINS!"


oooh. I somehow don't think he'd be able to mumble "least I have chicken"
 
2020-08-08 7:01:03 PM  
South Korean YouTuber sets private parts on fire


It wasn't THAT bad.

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2020-08-08 7:04:50 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Great Balls of Fire


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Also knows the pain of setting one's crank on fire.


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2020-08-08 7:04:54 PM  
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/fap
 
2020-08-08 7:05:35 PM  
2nd degree burns are where the skin just blisters -- and is painful. He'll remember this for a long time and have even more time to contemplate the wisdom of his decision each time he gets a hard on until the scar tissue goes away.

Then again, he's probably already getting contacted by chicks who got turned on by Mr. Firedick. I knew a guy who used to nail his balls to the bar in night clubs -- and when he did so, he never went home alone.
 
2020-08-08 7:05:46 PM  
My nuts...my nuts...my nuts are on fire! We don't need no water...
 
2020-08-08 7:19:26 PM  
Fark handle?
 
2020-08-08 7:24:23 PM  
I was trying to find a gif of the Devil shooting fire.........but I couldn't so fellow farkers if you have an old copy of Devil & Ms. Jones pt 2 there is a part where Georgina Spelvin gets the Devil to blow his waddle and shoots his spirits but there's fire instead.......
 
2020-08-08 7:35:42 PM  
But he got over 10,000 upvotes, so totally worth it.
 
2020-08-08 7:41:45 PM  
I am a truly awful human being. I loved every minute of that from the 3-hour 15-minute mark.

My son just came downstairs and asked me what I was laughing at I'm probably going to show him. I want him to learn to be an awful human being like me.
 
2020-08-08 7:48:09 PM  
Nuts! Hot nuts! Get 'em from the peanut man!

The Asylum Street Spankers - The Scrotum Song
Youtube Epz7WbhpHZo


/yw for the earworm
 
2020-08-08 7:53:08 PM  

Rik01: 2nd degree burns are where the skin just blisters -- and is painful. He'll remember this for a long time and have even more time to contemplate the wisdom of his decision each time he gets a hard on until the scar tissue goes away.

Then again, he's probably already getting contacted by chicks who got turned on by Mr. Firedick. I knew a guy who used to nail his balls to the bar in night clubs -- and when he did so, he never went home alone.



I see what your doing
 
2020-08-08 8:16:34 PM  

boozehat: Gentlequiet: How do you kill crabs?

Set your pubic hair on fire and smack them with a hammer when they run.

My mother-in-law loves that joke, but she tells it a bit different:

Shave half of your pubic hair off, and set the other half on fire.  When they run out, stab them with a fork.

(she's a bit twisted)


They've got record of that one all the way back to the 1700's at least, with different variations as to what you do to them once they've fled.
 
2020-08-08 8:28:50 PM  
Chemlight Battery:  At least he had the balls to go through with it.

The operative word here being HAD.
 
2020-08-08 8:33:02 PM  
Thats one way to get rid of crabs.
 
2020-08-08 9:05:22 PM  
Dumbass tag is stunned into silence.
 
2020-08-08 9:58:51 PM  
Hopefully no kids because that makes a Darwin award for sure
 
2020-08-08 10:14:41 PM  
How is he not from Florida?
 
2020-08-08 10:25:43 PM  
Jesus Christ. YouTube's slider sucks
 
2020-08-08 10:45:44 PM  
Jesus. I've seen a few tricks where they light some chemical on fire and happily hold it in their hand for a few seconds before it starts to heat up underneath.

At least he could have bought some of that in advance. Work smarter not harder.
 
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