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(Times of Israel)   It's official: Baby is coming out of the corner again   (timesofisrael.com) divider line
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2020-08-08 1:18:20 PM  
A Dirty Dancing / Ghost cross over?
 
2020-08-08 1:19:17 PM  
Now we can find out what happened after the real ending of the first one:
Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner - Dirty Dancing alternate ending
Youtube uwlM-C0jAfQ
*Spoiler Alert*
He died of AIDS in prison
 
2020-08-08 1:26:25 PM  
but she lost her Jewish nose
 
2020-08-08 1:27:26 PM  
In before nose j--

Dammit.
 
2020-08-08 1:28:03 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: but she lost her Jewish nose


She doesn't look druish to me
 
2020-08-08 1:41:19 PM  
If it wasn't this and four other Publications, I would be horrified by the Jewish actress thing.
 
2020-08-08 1:43:52 PM  
 
2020-08-08 1:59:38 PM  
First she's divorcing the Son of Coul and now this.
She's having some kind of late midlife crisis.
 
2020-08-08 2:11:53 PM  
Will they Deepfake her old face back over her current one?

I loved her original face.  She's still pretty and a good actress.  It was the non-Hollywood look she had that made her hot, but she recognized that too late.
 
2020-08-08 2:25:22 PM  
It better have Zombie Patrick Swayze in it
 
2020-08-08 2:25:33 PM  
Put her old nose back on her
 
2020-08-08 2:27:39 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Put her old nose back on her


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2020-08-08 2:34:48 PM  

Bslim: Crewmannumber6: Put her old nose back on her

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I love that movie so much! I remember racing all out across town to make the first showing when it came out right after I graduated HS. A friend worked as an usher at the theater and had to wear the Eagle 5 on his head. Good Times....
 
2020-08-08 2:52:54 PM  

Calehedron: Bslim: Crewmannumber6: Put her old nose back on her

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I love that movie so much! I remember racing all out across town to make the first showing when it came out right after I graduated HS. A friend worked as an usher at the theater and had to wear the Eagle 5 on his head. Good Times....


Some people say that it was a weak effort by Brooks standards of that time, but I find it as solid as Blazzing Saddles.
 
2020-08-08 2:58:26 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Put her old nose back on her


It's Doctor Fark's orders

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2020-08-08 3:06:16 PM  

Bslim: Calehedron: Bslim: Crewmannumber6: Put her old nose back on her

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I love that movie so much! I remember racing all out across town to make the first showing when it came out right after I graduated HS. A friend worked as an usher at the theater and had to wear the Eagle 5 on his head. Good Times....

Some people say that it was a weak effort by Brooks standards of that time, but I find it as solid as Blazzing Saddles.


My kids couldn't care less about star wars outside of baby yoda.  They asked to watch Spaceballs and set thru the whole thing.  Ages 7 & 3.
 
2020-08-08 3:07:10 PM  
Fun fact: Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights was cowritten by Peter Sagal, host of the NPR quiz show Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me.
 
2020-08-08 3:21:40 PM  
Never watched it, never watched the quasi-sequel, and the only sequel I want Jennifer Grey to star in is Ferris Bueller.
 
2020-08-08 3:36:48 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: but she lost her Jewish nose


I wonder if it was a nice Jewish surgeon.


Okay, Times of Israel, we get the point.
If I didn't know the source, it would be either the most pro-Jewish or anti-Semitic piece I've read in a long time.
 
2020-08-08 3:39:14 PM  

bluorangefyre: the only sequel I want Jennifer Grey to star in is Ferris Bueller.


Have to admit, I can't really think of a follow-up to that movie.

The only thing that comes to mind is that I've watched my real-life HS friends - the folks who were stoners, drunks, sex fiends, etc. - absolutely deny all that stuff happened once they became parents.  We have a few pics, but nothing like today's kids have.

So, Jennifer ended up marrying Charlie Sheen's bad-boy stoner character, and live a modest life.  Ferris did better, but is on his 3rd wife because he's essentially still the same asshole he was in HS.  Cameron turned his hypochondria into a multi-million-dollar supplements business and is drowning in hookers and blow, because he never got married.

And......that's as far as I get.  Maybe the kids of Ferris are doing the exact shiat he did as a kid, and he's trying to catch them at it.  They enlist the help of Aunt Jennifer and Uncle Stoner to avoid Ferris, while Cameron gives them cash and cars to get back at Ferris for making his life hell in HS.
 
2020-08-08 3:41:50 PM  

indy_kid: bluorangefyre: the only sequel I want Jennifer Grey to star in is Ferris Bueller.

Have to admit, I can't really think of a follow-up to that movie.

The only thing that comes to mind is that I've watched my real-life HS friends - the folks who were stoners, drunks, sex fiends, etc. - absolutely deny all that stuff happened once they became parents.  We have a few pics, but nothing like today's kids have.

So, Jennifer ended up marrying Charlie Sheen's bad-boy stoner character, and live a modest life.  Ferris did better, but is on his 3rd wife because he's essentially still the same asshole he was in HS.  Cameron turned his hypochondria into a multi-million-dollar supplements business and is drowning in hookers and blow, because he never got married.

And......that's as far as I get.  Maybe the kids of Ferris are doing the exact shiat he did as a kid, and he's trying to catch them at it.  They enlist the help of Aunt Jennifer and Uncle Stoner to avoid Ferris, while Cameron gives them cash and cars to get back at Ferris for making his life hell in HS.


Ferris becomes a Steve Jobs style tech billionaire with the guy from WarGames acting as his Woz.
 
2020-08-08 4:08:52 PM  
Billy Liar:
Okay, Times of Israel, we get the point.
If I didn't know the source, it would be either the most pro-Jewish or anti-Semitic piece I've read in a long time.


I don't know, a Jewish person in Hollywood seems pretty noteworthy to me. It's about damn time.
 
2020-08-08 4:15:31 PM  
Right, call her "big nose" one more time and I'll take you to the farking cleaners
 
2020-08-08 4:22:09 PM  
You know what they say about women with big noses?

They smell great!
 
2020-08-08 4:25:01 PM  

Bslim: Calehedron: Bslim: Crewmannumber6: Put her old nose back on her

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I love that movie so much! I remember racing all out across town to make the first showing when it came out right after I graduated HS. A friend worked as an usher at the theater and had to wear the Eagle 5 on his head. Good Times....

Some people say that it was a weak effort by Brooks standards of that time, but I find it as solid as Blazzing Saddles.


Absolutely
 
2020-08-08 4:26:27 PM  
They should get Whoopi Goldberg to stand in for Patrick Swayze.
 
2020-08-08 4:27:25 PM  
Lightening in a bottle. Just rerelease the original and enjoy it for what it is.
 
2020-08-08 4:44:46 PM  
No.
 
2020-08-08 4:49:10 PM  
There is a Terry Kay novel called Shadow Song (FARK doesn't like the link) that would make a good template for a sequel.
 
2020-08-08 4:53:14 PM  
Does it take place in the 1980s?
 
2020-08-08 5:30:18 PM  

indy_kid: bluorangefyre: the only sequel I want Jennifer Grey to star in is Ferris Bueller.

Have to admit, I can't really think of a follow-up to that movie.

The only thing that comes to mind is that I've watched my real-life HS friends - the folks who were stoners, drunks, sex fiends, etc. - absolutely deny all that stuff happened once they became parents.  We have a few pics, but nothing like today's kids have.

So, Jennifer ended up marrying Charlie Sheen's bad-boy stoner character, and live a modest life.  Ferris did better, but is on his 3rd wife because he's essentially still the same asshole he was in HS.  Cameron turned his hypochondria into a multi-million-dollar supplements business and is drowning in hookers and blow, because he never got married.

And......that's as far as I get.  Maybe the kids of Ferris are doing the exact shiat he did as a kid, and he's trying to catch them at it.  They enlist the help of Aunt Jennifer and Uncle Stoner to avoid Ferris, while Cameron gives them cash and cars to get back at Ferris for making his life hell in HS.


May be as far as you got, but still loads better than the vast majority of Hollywood screenwriters.
 
2020-08-08 6:12:50 PM  

Meat's dream: They should get Whoopi Goldberg to stand in for Patrick Swayze.


Baby, you in danger girl!
 
2020-08-08 7:26:02 PM  
Jennifer Grey is only a year older than me? Any recent pics of her so I can determine for myself if she is still hitable or not?
 
2020-08-08 8:15:02 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Jennifer Grey is only a year older than me? Any recent pics of her so I can determine for myself if she is still hitable or not?


She's aged OK.
 
2020-08-08 11:03:11 PM  

Mad_Radhu: indy_kid: bluorangefyre: the only sequel I want Jennifer Grey to star in is Ferris Bueller.

Have to admit, I can't really think of a follow-up to that movie.

The only thing that comes to mind is that I've watched my real-life HS friends - the folks who were stoners, drunks, sex fiends, etc. - absolutely deny all that stuff happened once they became parents.  We have a few pics, but nothing like today's kids have.

So, Jennifer ended up marrying Charlie Sheen's bad-boy stoner character, and live a modest life.  Ferris did better, but is on his 3rd wife because he's essentially still the same asshole he was in HS.  Cameron turned his hypochondria into a multi-million-dollar supplements business and is drowning in hookers and blow, because he never got married.

And......that's as far as I get.  Maybe the kids of Ferris are doing the exact shiat he did as a kid, and he's trying to catch them at it.  They enlist the help of Aunt Jennifer and Uncle Stoner to avoid Ferris, while Cameron gives them cash and cars to get back at Ferris for making his life hell in HS.

Ferris becomes a Steve Jobs style tech billionaire with the guy from WarGames acting as his Woz.


Ferris is drowned in his bathtub by an assassin hired by Abe Froman because nobody effs with the Sausage King of Chicago, nobody.  Funny thing is, the only  person from his school to show up to his funeral is Principal Rooney who just wanted the last laugh.
 
2020-08-08 11:03:15 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Put her old nose back on her


She doesn't look nearly as bad as Helen Hunt.
 
2020-08-08 11:05:02 PM  

Meat's dream: They should get Whoopi Goldberg to stand in for Patrick Swayze.


Gilbert Gittfried did a great voice impersonation of Patrick Swayze in the Clerks Animated series, maybe see if he can dance.
 
2020-08-08 11:06:20 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Jennifer Grey is only a year older than me? Any recent pics of her so I can determine for myself if she is still hitable or not?


Checks her pulse, breath shows on the mirror, bathe her and bring her to me.
 
2020-08-08 11:50:36 PM  

Another Government Employee: ClavellBCMI: Jennifer Grey is only a year older than me? Any recent pics of her so I can determine for myself if she is still hitable or not?

She's aged OK.


Some parts are younger than others...
 
2020-08-09 3:10:52 AM  

bluorangefyre: Never watched it, never watched the quasi-sequel, and the only sequel I want Jennifer Grey to star in is Ferris Bueller.


Yeah, Red Dawn would be difficult for her to return in.

Besides Fight Club was the sequel to Ferris Bueller.
 
2020-08-09 8:19:19 AM  

alaric3: Red Dawn


She hated filming that movie so much she almost passed on Dirty Dancing because of Patrick Swayze being cast as the lead. She was recently interviewed and said she really regretted how their relationship went down in flames, only to learn later on how much of a good soul he was, just simply tortured by the early passing of his father.
 
2020-08-09 9:52:26 AM  

Trik: First she's divorcing the Son of Coul and now this.
She's having some kind of late midlife crisis.


He got angry because he was a better dancer than her

Lip Sync Battle - Clark Gregg
Youtube 02iOPg3lSl4
 
2020-08-09 9:53:18 AM  

dr_iacovone: Trik: First she's divorcing the Son of Coul and now this.
She's having some kind of late midlife crisis.

He got angry because he was a better dancer than her

[YouTube video: Lip Sync Battle - Clark Gregg]


^SHE dangit
 
2020-08-09 1:23:08 PM  
Because air is free.
 
2020-08-09 1:46:32 PM  
Susan'sLittleAdamsApple:
Ferris is drowned in his bathtub by an assassin hired by Abe Froman because nobody effs with the Sausage King of Chicago, nobody.  Funny thing is, the only  person from his school to show up to his funeral is Principal Rooney who just wanted the last laugh was there to check out high school chicks.
 
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