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2020-08-08 8:33:56 AM  
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2020-08-08 9:27:43 AM  
Start off with those little airline packages. This should last the first week.

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2020-08-08 9:38:00 AM  
The problem is Trump won't see it as a reward. In his mind he ALWAYS deserves a cookie, no matter what he does.
 
2020-08-08 9:41:52 AM  

edmo: Start off with those little airline packages. This should last the first week.

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I can help with that! We should be able to last past his deathbed.
 
2020-08-08 9:42:29 AM  
Every time he manages to not be a complete gaping asshole - even if he's just being a garden-variety asshole - the press talks about his "new tone" and how presidential he is. So it's exactly what we're doing.
 
2020-08-08 9:45:03 AM  
Look what happened the last time we tried the cookie thing...

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2020-08-08 10:03:29 AM  
Four year-olds have the capacity to learn and change their behavior.
Twumpy, not so much.

Why was this even greened?
 
2020-08-08 10:08:36 AM  
Know what we haven't tried? Holding him accountable and making him responsible for his actions. Why would he change? There are zero consequences.
 
2020-08-08 10:29:13 AM  
Maybe a third scoop as a reward?
 
2020-08-08 11:02:52 AM  
whack his pee pee
 
2020-08-08 11:04:16 AM  

cretinbob: whack his pee pee


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2020-08-08 11:21:37 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Every time he manages to not be a complete gaping asshole - even if he's just being a garden-variety asshole - the press talks about his "new tone" and how presidential he is. So it's exactly what we're doing.


Citation needed. It was a problem early on when they were grasping at straws for something to be optimistic about, but find an example from the last 12 18 24 months when this has happened.
 
2020-08-08 11:22:56 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Every time he manages to not be a complete gaping asshole - even if he's just being a garden-variety asshole - the press talks about his "new tone" and how presidential he is. So it's exactly what we're doing.


Because as far as I'm aware, this is where the press as a whole has evolved to, and I like it:

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2020-08-08 11:44:55 AM  
how about give him a big mac every time he lies
 
2020-08-08 12:18:19 PM  
Won't work. He would have to tell the truth first, and he doesn't do things like that.
 
2020-08-08 12:21:15 PM  
Stupid idea.  How about we fit him with one of those dog shock collars and give him a little juice as he lies?  We can all fight over who gets the remote.  Better yet, you send in a donation to have control for an hour.  National debt would get halved by election.
 
2020-08-08 12:22:44 PM  

Calypsocookie: Know what we haven't tried? Holding him accountable and making him responsible for his actions. Why would he change? There are zero consequences.


This. (._.)
 
2020-08-08 12:23:28 PM  

NutWrench: The problem is Trump won't see it as a reward. In his mind he ALWAYS deserves a cookie, no matter what he does.


This.

He thinks he deserves all the cookies merely for existing.
 
2020-08-08 12:23:55 PM  
Every single time Trump tweets, I'm like 
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2020-08-08 12:24:39 PM  
Don't give him his 2nd scoop of ice cream.
 
2020-08-08 12:25:44 PM  
Nobody knows that. It's a hoax. Or a conspiracy. You don't know that! Wait, look at my charts.
 
2020-08-08 12:26:20 PM  
He'd just find the cookies, steal 'em and then lie about it.
 
2020-08-08 12:26:23 PM  
A chicken McNugget or a McSlider, with all the sauce he wants.
Let's make this program work in our favor in more ways than one...
 
2020-08-08 12:28:40 PM  
A lot of people are saying Donald JOHN Trump is already the cookiest presidunce of all time, believe me.
 
2020-08-08 12:29:28 PM  
How about, every time he tells a lie, the media stops covering him for a day or two.
 
2020-08-08 12:29:36 PM  
I blame Nancy Pelosi.
 
2020-08-08 12:30:12 PM  
How about a big, clear jar of golf tees. Each truth a tee comes out, each lie one goes back in. If he gets to 18 he can trade for a round of golf.
 
2020-08-08 12:31:49 PM  
Give him NO scoops until he tells a truth.
 
2020-08-08 12:34:35 PM  

Calypsocookie: Know what we haven't tried? Holding him accountable and making him responsible for his actions. Why would he change? There are zero consequences.


User name does not check out!
 
2020-08-08 12:35:55 PM  

Calypsocookie: Know what we haven't tried? Holding him accountable and making him responsible for his actions. Why would he change? There are zero consequences.


Now that is just crazy talk!
 
2020-08-08 12:36:52 PM  
If you give a Trump a cookie, he's gonna want a glass of milk.

If you give a Trump a glass of milk...he's going to ignore the Constitution, erode our civil liberties and try to become a dictator.
 
2020-08-08 12:36:58 PM  
So, in other words, ratchet the snowflake participation trophy technique up to eleventy?

Fark that. Throw him out for betraying his oath of office. And that's just for starters.
 
2020-08-08 12:37:49 PM  
There's a problem worse than Trump. He's one mere mortal, and he, too, will pass. They [Trumpers] will only batten on to the next guy. Ted Cruz. Tom Cotton. Whoever. The Republicans are addicted to hate. If you're old enough to remember W. they talked about him the same damn way. They [Trumpers] just want someone to be the guy. One of Trump's vanities is that he thinks it's him. He's just the most recent.
 
2020-08-08 12:37:58 PM  
cookies - shmookies

let's really tempt reward him for being honest and let him lick jerwood's manikin finger

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2020-08-08 12:39:52 PM  
This isn't as crazy an approach as it sounds. I understand that sociopaths, given appropriate abdrand consistent rewards for good behaviour, can be trained to be model prisoners.
 
2020-08-08 12:40:52 PM  
Boondock3806:


You know, when political cartoonists or when Alec Baldwin would do it, the anus mouth thing
would annoy me. I thought it was overly exaggerated or overdone. I mean, I don't remember it
being a staple of Anthony Atamanuik's impressions. I really, really, truly really stand corrected.
But anyway, bravo, thanks for the image.
/also too whatever happened to "The President Show"?
//decapitated horse heads, fishes wrapped in newspapers and other hints I presume?
 
2020-08-08 12:41:50 PM  

strapp3r: cookies - shmookies

let's really tempt reward him for being honest and let him lick jerwood's manikin finger

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That is a creepy picture.  It's like the lizard person is checking to make sure it's hooman mask is fitting right.
 
2020-08-08 12:45:21 PM  
How long has been since Trump*'s last lie, rage tweet? Can I have a quiet 24 hours?

I'm soooooo over Donnie's Diva Drama.......old, tired, predictable, re-treaded rants......go away.


Vote.
 
2020-08-08 12:46:51 PM  
"Cookie manufacturers from all over the country, they come up to me with tears in their eyes, and they say, 'Sir, here is a giant wheel thingy full of cookies for being the most honestest predisent in the entire history of the world.'  And they give me so many Oreos, so many Chip Ahoys, so many of all kind of cookies you wouldn't believe it if I told you. Believe me.  Kill the Libs!"
 
2020-08-08 12:47:01 PM  

NutWrench: The problem is Trump won't see it as a reward. In his mind he ALWAYS deserves a cookie, no matter what he does.


god i hate it when the 1st comment kills the thread.  thanks asshole
 
2020-08-08 12:47:05 PM  
I was gonna go with this:
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But at the top of the same GIS was this:
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...so that's been covered.
 
2020-08-08 12:51:50 PM  
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2020-08-08 12:52:27 PM  
My god, this is what Fark has come to?
 
2020-08-08 12:54:18 PM  
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2020-08-08 12:55:08 PM  

NutWrench: The problem is Trump won't see it as a reward. In his mind he ALWAYS deserves a cookie, no matter what he does.


Then there's the whole "you don't reward and 'adult's who should already know better".
 
2020-08-08 12:55:25 PM  

sirrerun: Four year-olds have the capacity to learn and change their behavior.
Twumpy, not so much.

Why was this even greened?


Would you like to talk to the manager?
 
2020-08-08 12:56:06 PM  
We can leave him a trail of cookies to a jail cell. I'm fine with that so long as he stays in there.
 
2020-08-08 12:57:57 PM  

Calypsocookie: Know what we haven't tried? Holding him accountable and making him responsible for his actions. Why would he change? There are zero consequences.


But then how would we move forward and heal as a nation?
 
2020-08-08 12:58:31 PM  

strapp3r: cookies - shmookies

let's really tempt reward him for being honest and let him lick jerwood's manikin finger

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I think that's the first picture of Kush I've seen where he has pores, or any other typical anatomical hallmark of a human face.
 
2020-08-08 1:02:57 PM  
Actually we have tried it.  That was what all those 'he's finally acting presidential' news articles were.  He swears up and down liberals and the media are out to get him, so those were acknowledgement of him acting like a normal human being.  Unlike a four year old, however, he's proved he cannot and will not actually learn.
 
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