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2020-08-07 10:49:48 PM  
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2020-08-07 11:12:09 PM  
The 'beard' is far more frightening and in a way, doing far more damage.  Jebus, trim or die alone, big nose.
 
2020-08-07 11:20:38 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: The 'beard' is far more frightening and in a way, doing far more damage.  Jebus, trim or die alone, big nose.


Maybe that's the source of his boundless enthusiasm, and if he cuts it he'll turn into a douche. Did you ever think of that?
 
2020-08-08 3:35:36 AM  
It looks like a pillow of winds.

/and the night wings die
 
2020-08-08 3:37:07 AM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: The 'beard' is far more frightening and in a way, doing far more damage.  Jebus, trim or die alone, big nose.


Oh, don't be such a Judgey McJudgeybritches. Not many men could pull off a beard like that.

/Most would just shave it off instead.
 
2020-08-08 3:39:27 AM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: The 'beard' is far more frightening and in a way, doing far more damage.  Jebus, trim or die alone, big nose.


[OUTRAGE] Hair growing on the lower part of a man's face
 
2020-08-08 3:49:51 AM  
That beard tho

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2020-08-08 3:50:22 AM  
tornado season, here we come. it's why i don't live in the midwest, nor Florida for hurricane season. fark all that shiat.
 
2020-08-08 3:52:09 AM  
Wait. Is it real?
 
2020-08-08 3:56:35 AM  

thegourmez: Wait. Is it real?


The tornado or the beard?
 
2020-08-08 4:02:53 AM  
Didn't even suck him up and fling him into space.  Wasting my time here.
 
2020-08-08 4:12:43 AM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: The 'beard' is far more frightening and in a way, doing far more damage.  Jebus, trim or die alone, big nose.


But the playoffs aren't even close to being over. ..
 
2020-08-08 4:17:09 AM  
What a marvelous time to be alive. CGI is now so good that when we see real life, we can't believe it's real because real life can't possibly look that good.
 
2020-08-08 4:17:45 AM  
Article with same video and a different one:
Link
 
2020-08-08 4:24:29 AM  
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2020-08-08 4:26:57 AM  
EARTHQUAKE WARNING!!
Youtube g4QerkHZh0c
they grow up so fast.
 
2020-08-08 4:54:50 AM  

johnny queso: [YouTube video: EARTHQUAKE WARNING!!]they grow up so fast.


Leaving satisfied
 
2020-08-08 5:01:29 AM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: The 'beard' is far more frightening and in a way, doing far more damage.  Jebus, trim or die alone, big nose.


Big nose?  *Your* nose is going to be three foot wide across your face when I've finished with you.

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2020-08-08 5:07:28 AM  

johnny queso: [YouTube video: EARTHQUAKE WARNING!!]they grow up so fast.


It's nice that he got a scrip for Rogaine, but he should probably cut down on the dosage.
 
2020-08-08 6:18:37 AM  
"I'm on the fence..."
 
2020-08-08 6:36:44 AM  
Would have been a boatload better if he was not stood in front of it and the camera could focus on the tornado instead of him.

The tornado is the news, not you.
 
2020-08-08 6:40:29 AM  
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!!??
 
2020-08-08 6:41:51 AM  

whatisaidwas: johnny queso: [YouTube video: EARTHQUAKE WARNING!!]they grow up so fast.

Leaving satisfied



yep.  that's all I could think.

then again, I've already ordered my pizzas and Chinese food and bought cases of Pepsi and Coke and done my grocery shopping, too.
 
2020-08-08 7:08:35 AM  
Would you rather have this coverage? Warning many F bombs.

Awesome Footage Tuscaloosa Tornado!! The Retreat. whole video!
Youtube NIHRCDcJJEw

This was a horrific tornado in Alabama nearly 10 years ago.
 
2020-08-08 7:48:31 AM  

arrogantbastich: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: The 'beard' is far more frightening and in a way, doing far more damage.  Jebus, trim or die alone, big nose.

Maybe that's the source of his boundless enthusiasm, and if he cuts it he'll turn into a douche. Did you ever think of that?

Yeah, when I expect clean cut people, I think rural Manitoba.
 
2020-08-08 7:53:57 AM  
That looks like Thor's uncircumcised dong traipsing across the plains. Oh, and there's a tornado too.
 
2020-08-08 8:12:50 AM  

dready zim: Would have been a boatload better if he was not stood in front of it and the camera could focus on the tornado instead of him.

The tornado is the news, not you.


This, this....a million times this....
 
2020-08-08 8:14:42 AM  

DrWhy: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: The 'beard' is far more frightening and in a way, doing far more damage.  Jebus, trim or die alone, big nose.

Oh, don't be such a Judgey McJudgeybritches. Not many men could pull off a beard like that.

/Most would just shave it off instead.


This,I went 5 months and finally removed the beard and shaved my head Aug 1. When I saw his, I was impressed. Mine was fuller (made me look fatter) but shorter in length
 
2020-08-08 8:44:33 AM  

johnny queso: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/g4QerkHZ​h0c?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1] they grow up so fast.


That's the first thing I thought of as well - the voice is pretty similar
 
2020-08-08 9:09:51 AM  

DigitalDirt: [Fark user image 750x438]


Came for the Wizard of Oz reference, left satisfied.
 
2020-08-08 9:30:52 AM  
You know, I can see it's a tornado. I didn't need the commentary Mr. You're Way Too Close To The Tornado Incredibly Stupid Bearded Man.
 
2020-08-08 9:31:32 AM  
The tornado later apologized for the damage it did. That beard, tho!
 
2020-08-08 9:31:34 AM  

Mouser: DigitalDirt: [Fark user image 750x438]

Came for the Wizard of Oz reference, left satisfied.


Thanks for the compliment, seems like Farkers have been so negative lately.
 
2020-08-08 9:31:40 AM  

sweetfark: tornado season, here we come. it's why i don't live in the midwest, nor Florida for hurricane season. fark all that shiat.


It's the tail end of tornado season in Manitoba.

And those things can pop up pretty much anywhere. Just had one last week in the Berkshires.

Good thing most of tornado country is sparsely populated.

Most.
 
2020-08-08 9:33:08 AM  
Send the video to the "Remove the idiot from the picture, please" photoshop genius, and repost.
 
2020-08-08 9:46:37 AM  
pup.socket: Is that what you call English?
Respond to the video, If you don't know English don't respond.
 
2020-08-08 10:00:57 AM  
This right here is everything wrong with the world (read as "kids today").

The guy is filming a true spectacle of nature in all is raw power and glory and instead of standing behind the camera where he can record and see the it in real life at the same time, he has to be behind the camera.

It's like nothing is real anymore unless it's in selfie format.
 
2020-08-08 10:01:13 AM  
The twitter post following the story is a guy proud of Canada producing the tornado of the year. And I doubt he was being facetious.   Canadians need to do something about that little dick syndrome they have going on.
 
2020-08-08 10:13:37 AM  
This happened quite close to where I live.
Sadly two teenagers were killed by the tornado.
 
2020-08-08 10:25:53 AM  
It looks like a stocking filled with jello.
 
2020-08-08 10:31:05 AM  

sweetfark: tornado season, here we come. it's why i don't live in the midwest, nor Florida for hurricane season. fark all that shiat.


We haven't had even one tornado warning this year. But maybe September and October.
 
2020-08-08 10:40:53 AM  

DrWhy: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: The 'beard' is far more frightening and in a way, doing far more damage.  Jebus, trim or die alone, big nose.

Oh, don't be such a Judgey McJudgeybritches. Not many men could pull off a beard like that.

/Most would just shave it off instead.


Is that a beard? I thought a golden retriever died around his neck.
 
2020-08-08 11:52:31 AM  

manitobamadman: This happened quite close to where I live.
Sadly two teenagers were killed by the tornado.


You're not from Reston, are you? I HATE Reston!
 
2020-08-08 12:09:17 PM  
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2020-08-08 12:11:40 PM  

Walkingtalkingeye: manitobamadman: This happened quite close to where I live.
Sadly two teenagers were killed by the tornado.

You're not from Reston, are you? I HATE Reston!


Nope not from Reston, Deloraine, I hate Reston too !
 
2020-08-08 12:41:35 PM  

pup.socket: Send the video to the "Remove the idiot from the picture, please" photoshop genius, and repost.


Yeah the fact that he had to do the whole thing as a selfie turned it into an F-4 narcisscylcone.

Couldn't finish.  I've had it up to here with narcissists lately.

Can't put a finger on it...
 
2020-08-08 1:03:22 PM  
sure is great seeing some random beard screaming at a camera.
 
2020-08-08 2:08:15 PM  
Techno Viking has really let himself go.
 
2020-08-08 2:18:16 PM  
2020 VIOLENT EF-4 TORNADO!! Ashby/Dalton, MN | Basehunters Chasing
Youtube TOhwgTzIio4


EF-4 last month in MN. Some of the best 20 minutes of chasing I've seen.  Zero "OMG!!ROATATION!!!ROTATION!!!WTF!!!WAL​LCLOUD!!!WHOOOAA!!MESOCYCLONE!!MESOCYC​LONE!!" Reed Timmer style chatter.  Just amazing/quiet footage.
 
2020-08-08 2:35:31 PM  
It would have been much better if he'd turned around and screamed a bunch of shiat at the tornado.
 
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