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TWX [TotalFark]
2020-08-07 8:39:48 PM  
He's Nosferatu?

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2020-08-07 8:45:39 PM  
Axe to grind? How in the blue f*ck did this become a euphemism for Erectile Disfunction?
 
2020-08-07 9:17:21 PM  
I wonder how much of his evil is learned...

Was he always creepy-evil, kinda like Tom Riddle, burned ants with magnifying lenses, that sort of thing? Or did he pick it up along the way?
 
2020-08-07 10:05:09 PM  
Yeah, yeah, he hates himself and he has a tiny dick.  I'm sure Mengele did too.  Any other "news"?
 
2020-08-07 10:42:26 PM  
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2020-08-07 11:00:45 PM  

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I don't think I've ever seen that product used in real life.

Which either means it's so bad that no one uses it, or it's actually much better than we give it credit for.
 
2020-08-07 11:28:15 PM  
I am midway through the Mary Trump book which is surprisingly good. I will likely need a palette cleanser of YA before another political book though.
 
2020-08-07 11:51:23 PM  
Alien vampire derp-nazi?
 
2020-08-07 11:54:16 PM  
Apt Pupil was a short story, Subby,
 
2020-08-07 11:55:24 PM  
Miller, one journalist recalls, believed "through the force of his own will, he can just change reality."

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2020-08-07 11:57:46 PM  

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I don't think I've ever seen that product used in real life.

Which either means it's so bad that no one uses it, or it's actually much better than we give it credit for.


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2020-08-07 11:59:42 PM  
He likes to masturbate over a "parchment" lampshade he bought off the Dark Web while wearing Nazi officer uniforms as foreplay?
 
2020-08-08 12:01:16 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: He likes to masturbate over a "parchment" lampshade he bought off the Dark Web while wearing Nazi officer uniforms as foreplay?


That is frighteningly specific.
 
2020-08-08 12:03:39 AM  
My first guess was "self-hating Jew".
 
2020-08-08 12:06:22 AM  

zobear: I wonder how much of his evil is learned...

Was he always creepy-evil, kinda like Tom Riddle, burned ants with magnifying lenses, that sort of thing? Or did he pick it up along the way?


most of his family seems to also think he is a horrible person, so pick it up
 
2020-08-08 12:06:29 AM  
The Mexican kids at Santa Monica high school used to pick on him
The end
 
2020-08-08 12:07:37 AM  

TWX: He's Nosferatu?

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How dare you sully the name of the honorable Graf Orlok! He may be evil disgusting blood-sucking vermin, but he's not a Nazi!
 
2020-08-08 12:11:26 AM  

detonator: The Mexican kids at Santa Monica high school used to pick on him
The end


Before or after he became the weird kid who smelled like cheap chicken soup and liked to sniff other kids' hair?
 
2020-08-08 12:11:57 AM  
Why on earth would anyone waste their time and energy writing a book about that turd? It's not as if it's going to be a big seller and think of the psychological damage the author must have suffered as a result.
 
2020-08-08 12:12:01 AM  
An evil little self-loathing Jew who somehow turned into a nazi-bro?
 
2020-08-08 12:12:08 AM  
The article surprised me.  It talks about his obsession with DeNiro's characters in two Scorsese gangster flicks.  I would have bet money he spent all his time buffing his jodi over old newsreel footage of Roy Cohn.
 
2020-08-08 12:13:38 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: detonator: The Mexican kids at Santa Monica high school used to pick on him
The end

Before or after he became the weird kid who smelled like cheap chicken soup and liked to sniff other kids' hair?


If he tried that with the Samo high Vatos he wouldn't be breathing
 
2020-08-08 12:13:52 AM  

detonator: The Mexican kids at Santa Monica high school used to pick on him
The end


Now the majority of Americans pick on Stephen Miller.
 
2020-08-08 12:14:39 AM  
Being that awful comes with a cost. He's a 34 year old man in a 54 year old's body and a 64 year old's hairline.
 
2020-08-08 12:15:43 AM  
I think the take-away is that Miller actually got his start by absorbing the lessons of Rush Limbaugh, who actually managed to be more loathsome than I'd actually given him credit for.

Miller is actually a logical extension of Republican policies over the past 50 years, distilled and stripped of its shiny veneer.
 
2020-08-08 12:16:52 AM  

detonator: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: detonator: The Mexican kids at Santa Monica high school used to pick on him
The end

Before or after he became the weird kid who smelled like cheap chicken soup and liked to sniff other kids' hair?

If he tried that with the Samo high Vatos he wouldn't be breathing


And what a shame that would have been.

See that? That's sarcasm.
 
2020-08-08 12:17:02 AM  

Purple_Urkle: detonator: The Mexican kids at Santa Monica high school used to pick on him
The end

Now the majority of Americans pick on Stephen Miller.


...and just enough support his views and got him to where he is today.
The guy's vermin
 
2020-08-08 12:17:07 AM  

American Decency Association: Miller, one journalist recalls, believed "through the force of his own will, he can just change reality."

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Oh my god, the one thing worse than a Nazi -- he's a farking scientologist!

From the Scientology Glossary
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Scientologists may often confuse external reality with imagination or fantasy, and may well not see the difference between imagining a wall, and taking a hammer and nails and building one. "Mock up a wall. Thank you. Now destroy that wall. Thank you."
 
2020-08-08 12:17:29 AM  
I want to know what happened to him before he became like this. We NEVER read stories about him from kids who were in junior high or even high school with this little freak. Was he really raped by a Mexican janitor with a steel broom handle in the utility closet; or is he that rarest of monsters, a psychopath sui generis, a horrible hate-filled abscess who came from the womb just rancid with evil?
 
2020-08-08 12:18:05 AM  

American Decency Association: Miller, one journalist recalls, believed "through the force of his own will, he can just change reality."

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HEY batter batter batter SWING !
I am not advocatiing hitting him in the face with  a baseball or  cricket bat, but I would understand if someone did that.
 
2020-08-08 12:22:26 AM  
I know  he has a thing about janitors.
Casino is not a good date movie.
Would it be wrong to suggest that Miller should be wrapped up in barbed wire and buried alive inside a 50 gallon drum somewhere in Djibouti?
Because that's what I want to do. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
 
2020-08-08 12:23:53 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: detonator: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: detonator: The Mexican kids at Santa Monica high school used to pick on him
The end

Before or after he became the weird kid who smelled like cheap chicken soup and liked to sniff other kids' hair?

If he tried that with the Samo high Vatos he wouldn't be breathing

And what a shame that would have been.

See that? That's sarcasm.


Maybe he didn't like the smell of Tres Flores
 
2020-08-08 12:25:24 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: detonator: The Mexican kids at Santa Monica high school used to pick on him
The end

Before or after he became the weird kid who smelled like cheap chicken soup and liked to sniff other kids' hair?


But enough about Joe Biden.
 
2020-08-08 12:26:46 AM  
Wait.

I thought he was Paul Reubens' mirror universe counterpart brought here in a transporter accident.
 
2020-08-08 12:37:39 AM  

Yeast No 7: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: detonator: The Mexican kids at Santa Monica high school used to pick on him
The end

Before or after he became the weird kid who smelled like cheap chicken soup and liked to sniff other kids' hair?

But enough about Joe Biden.


No way, Biden smells more like minestrone.
 
2020-08-08 12:40:44 AM  
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2020-08-08 12:41:35 AM  
Growing up, the walls of his bedroom were decorated with framed posters of Casino and Goodfellas-two of his favorite films.

Stopped reading there.
 
2020-08-08 12:43:38 AM  

Yeast No 7: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: detonator: The Mexican kids at Santa Monica high school used to pick on him
The end

Before or after he became the weird kid who smelled like cheap chicken soup and liked to sniff other kids' hair?

But enough about Joe Biden.


"Admit it. You don't come here to HUNT, do ya?"
 
2020-08-08 12:43:38 AM  
A Nazi ghoul?
 
2020-08-08 12:44:46 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Yeast No 7: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: detonator: The Mexican kids at Santa Monica high school used to pick on him
The end

Before or after he became the weird kid who smelled like cheap chicken soup and liked to sniff other kids' hair?

But enough about Joe Biden.

No way, Biden smells more like minestrone.


Fair.

BTW, what's an expensive chicken soup like? Having a hard time to find a frame of reference for that.
 
2020-08-08 12:45:36 AM  
Pauly Shore?

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Stephen Miller Talks Statue of Liberty Facts (with Pauly Shore)
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2020-08-08 12:45:52 AM  

Yeast No 7: Gyrfalcon: Yeast No 7: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: detonator: The Mexican kids at Santa Monica high school used to pick on him
The end

Before or after he became the weird kid who smelled like cheap chicken soup and liked to sniff other kids' hair?

But enough about Joe Biden.

No way, Biden smells more like minestrone.

Fair.

BTW, what's an expensive chicken soup like? Having a hard time to find a frame of reference for that.


Coq au vin.
 
2020-08-08 12:47:16 AM  
Nsfw* oops
 
2020-08-08 12:47:25 AM  
PeeWee Herman's evil twin.
 
2020-08-08 12:47:29 AM  

dylanthomas: Growing up, the walls of his bedroom were decorated with framed posters of Casino and Goodfellas-two of his favorite films.

Stopped reading there.


He's like the living, collective consciousness of a crappy anonymous imageboard infested by garbage people who were kicked out of other less-crappy imageboards.
 
2020-08-08 12:48:25 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Yeast No 7: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: detonator: The Mexican kids at Santa Monica high school used to pick on him
The end

Before or after he became the weird kid who smelled like cheap chicken soup and liked to sniff other kids' hair?

But enough about Joe Biden.

"Admit it. You don't come here to HUNT, do ya?"


Not at all.

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2020-08-08 12:51:03 AM  
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2020-08-08 12:53:31 AM  

Yeast No 7: Gyrfalcon: Yeast No 7: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: detonator: The Mexican kids at Santa Monica high school used to pick on him
The end

Before or after he became the weird kid who smelled like cheap chicken soup and liked to sniff other kids' hair?

But enough about Joe Biden.

No way, Biden smells more like minestrone.

Fair.

BTW, what's an expensive chicken soup like? Having a hard time to find a frame of reference for that.


Probably, it would smell of roasted chicken and lots of fresh herbs.  Maybe some homemade pasta, or even tortellini. Just a scoche of white wine.  Some crusty toasted bread to go with it, some garlic butter.  And then followed with a nice apricot pie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.

I'm hungry, is what I'm saying here.

P.S. I'm making this tomorrows.   Looks like something good to me, and I've got all the stuff,so I'll give it a shot.
 
2020-08-08 12:55:45 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Yeast No 7: Gyrfalcon: Yeast No 7: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: detonator: The Mexican kids at Santa Monica high school used to pick on him
The end

Before or after he became the weird kid who smelled like cheap chicken soup and liked to sniff other kids' hair?

But enough about Joe Biden.

No way, Biden smells more like minestrone.

Fair.

BTW, what's an expensive chicken soup like? Having a hard time to find a frame of reference for that.

Probably, it would smell of roasted chicken and lots of fresh herbs.  Maybe some homemade pasta, or even tortellini. Just a scoche* of white wine.  Some crusty toasted bread to go with it, some garlic butter.  And then followed with a nice apricot pie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.

I'm hungry, is what I'm saying here.

P.S. I'm making this tomorrows.   Looks like something good to me, and I've got all the stuff,so I'll give it a shot.


*skosh
 
2020-08-08 12:59:22 AM  

Yeast No 7: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Yeast No 7: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: detonator: The Mexican kids at Santa Monica high school used to pick on him
The end

Before or after he became the weird kid who smelled like cheap chicken soup and liked to sniff other kids' hair?

But enough about Joe Biden.

"Admit it. You don't come here to HUNT, do ya?"

Not at all.

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"I love your head.  It's so delightfully round.  How much cerebrospinal fluid does it contain?"

And then McConnell will bloat his neck-sac and start croaking and chirping the song of his people.
 
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