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2020-08-07 5:28:58 PM  
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2020-08-07 6:12:49 PM  
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2020-08-07 7:54:16 PM  
I lost it at the cat pate.
 
2020-08-07 8:42:26 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: I lost it at the cat pate.


Thank you. I stopped watching after the SIM card appeared, thinking it was intended to be serious. I just managed to get my eyeballs to roll back around to the front of my face, and your post made me realize I should continue watching.
 
2020-08-07 9:20:17 PM  
Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that
 
2020-08-07 11:27:22 PM  
Drill? Mine had one of those cordless screwdrivers.
 
2020-08-08 12:38:32 AM  
Seems like a pretty good way to get a free SIM card, some cat paté and cordless drill for the price of a cheap mask.

Checkmate, Lysolardos.
 
2020-08-08 12:39:57 AM  
It reminded me of one of AvE BOLTRs.

Was waiting for a skookum choocher.

Or a sex toy.

/focus you fark!
 
2020-08-08 1:10:38 AM  

The Goddamn Batman: I lost it at the cat pate.


me too but the back and forth wiggle with the backscratcher had me in tears...I'm still laughing...it's late and too much tragedy out there.
 
2020-08-08 1:38:00 AM  
No WONDER it's so hard to breathe when you're wearing those things!!!

/Still, I think I got a REALLY good deal when I bought ten for $17.99...
 
2020-08-08 1:57:08 AM  
I am afraid to send this to certain family members
 
2020-08-08 1:59:32 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

ChryslerReal: Doctors do NOT want you to see this! https://t.co/evlRVoLEkK


Is that what 5G looks like?
 
2020-08-08 4:50:20 AM  
Scottish army ration (MRE) with radioactive heater.
Youtube 9Ry4QBQejFU
 
2020-08-08 7:23:35 AM  

Gordon Bennett: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/9Ry4QBQe​jFU?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]


That is fake. No real Scott would drink blended whiskey.
 
2020-08-08 7:35:43 AM  
Thanks for the giggle.
 
2020-08-08 8:46:14 AM  
That was great. Lost it at the cordless drill.
 
2020-08-08 10:17:43 AM  
Funny, but I felt that the hideous tablecloth distracted from the satire.
 
2020-08-08 11:52:46 AM  
If you find my TV remote in there, let me know.
 
2020-08-08 1:06:07 PM  
What? No mustard?
 
2020-08-08 1:30:40 PM  

edmo: Drill? Mine had one of those cordless screwdrivers.


I got a rock.
 
2020-08-08 1:49:13 PM  
next: a pair of corduroy pants?
 
2020-08-08 2:41:26 PM  
Hadusinthefirsthalf
 
2020-08-08 5:35:42 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: I lost it at the cat pate.


I Wish they'd pulled their cat out too, I wanna see some kitties!
 
2020-08-08 7:00:15 PM  
BACK SCRATCHAAAA!
 
2020-08-08 10:45:30 PM  
Oh dammit... I messed up the reference. I think it's butt-scratchaaa
 
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2020-08-09 6:28:13 AM  

Deathfrogg: Gordon Bennett: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/9Ry4QBQe​jFU?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]

That is fake. No real Scott would drink blended whiskey.


Bet they would!
 
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