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2020-08-07 5:36:23 PM  
36 votes:
Elon Musk has entered the chat
 
2020-08-07 9:02:51 PM  
30 votes:

cretinbob: Sorta kinda pregnant


Not if you never pee on the little stick.
 
2020-08-07 11:41:58 PM  
18 votes:

bobobolinskii: FUQ trump


Gzus no! Christ knows what you'd catch!
 
2020-08-08 1:04:21 AM  
13 votes:
Just smear lambs blood on your threshold. One weird trick to save your first born.
 
2020-08-07 11:44:33 PM  
12 votes:

Rent Party: Well hey, look at the bright side.  We will get a really good assessment of the true mortality of this thing.

Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, ammiright!?


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2020-08-08 1:11:15 AM  
10 votes:

Juc: Obviously that was an adult posing as a child


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2020-08-08 3:15:45 AM  
9 votes:

Any Pie Left: As a child, I OD'd on those orange Children's aspirin tablets, really enjoyed the taste of them, like candy. Nothing happened to me, maybe because it was a tiny bottle and I only had like, five?


When I was a toddler I couldn't get the bottle of St Joseph's opened so I brought it to my mom to open it for me. Instead she rushed me to the hospital because I had cherry cough syrup (with codeine) all over my face from a bottle I was able to open.
 
2020-08-07 11:58:46 PM  
7 votes:

BlazeTrailer: bobobolinskii: FUQ trump

Gzus no! Christ knows what you'd catch!


A nasty fungus?
 
2020-08-08 12:10:41 AM  
6 votes:
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"Almost President."
 
2020-08-08 11:44:36 AM  
4 votes:

J_Kushner: rcain: Well on the plus side, half-sized caskets are half-off. And it's Georgia, so feel free to have a large church service for the funeral where you can all hug and breath on each other

Between schools forcibly opening and ManBearPigs having their drunken biker rut in South Dakota, shiat is about to get epic

Drunken Biker Rut.
The unofficial World Record for Paternity Tests came out of Sturgis.
18 paternity tests for the same woman.

Is that a Woot! Woot!  Or a Womp Womp?


Pretty sure it sounded like "choo choo!"
 
2020-08-08 3:51:39 AM  
4 votes:
Being dead makes it pretty hard to catch COVID again.
 
2020-08-08 12:56:46 AM  
4 votes:

Ivo Shandor: SwiftFox: (This is one of the few instances where it's OK to give aspirin to a child.)

Another one of those few instances was called "the 1970s".

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What? I liked the powdery taste!
 
2020-08-07 11:51:27 PM  
4 votes:

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And to think, I couldn't even drink Orbitz without retching.

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2020-08-08 1:07:47 AM  
3 votes:

Parthenogenetic: Most people aren't going to care until attractive, white, blonde girls or high school sports stars die.


sounds like someone gets no lovin' from the pretty people :-(
 
2020-08-08 12:43:19 AM  
3 votes:

blender61: Now that school is starting we are going to be hearing a lot of this.

I'm not even going to bother to post a rant.  Somebody else with more energy can do it for me.


Where are schools starting?
 
2020-08-08 12:19:14 AM  
3 votes:

Alien Robot: [Fark user image 640x450]
"Almost President."


Hey look, a misogynistic, racist cuts-n-pastes something from an 8chan site.
 
2020-08-08 12:16:35 AM  
3 votes:
For the second time, Virginia erroneously reports coronavirus death of a child

The Virginia Department of Health reported the death of a child age 9 or younger Friday morning, but in the afternoon, a spokesperson for the Virginia Department of Health said it was a typographical error.

VDH provided no additional information beyond saying the error had been corrected. No children in Virginia have died from the coronavirus.

A similar incident happened in early May when data on the health department's website showed that one child younger than 9 in the Fairfax Health District died - VDH later said it was a data entry error.
 
2020-08-08 12:06:44 AM  
3 votes:

2wolves: alienated: I seriously think my agency is actively trying to kill me.

This was the first time?


4th, at least .
 
2020-08-07 11:49:30 PM  
3 votes:
If only the children were all still in the womb. Then republicans would actually try and protect them.
 
2020-08-08 4:50:31 AM  
2 votes:

Alien Robot: [Fark user image 640x450]
"Almost President."


Almost relevant.
 
2020-08-08 2:27:50 AM  
2 votes:
Duh!
That's why it's called the "Almost Immune System"!

If you were a great genius you would be more scienticular with your knowings.
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Juc
2020-08-08 12:59:48 AM  
2 votes:
Obviously that was an adult posing as a child
 
2020-08-07 11:43:47 PM  
2 votes:
At this point I'm just buying popcorn futures.
 
2020-08-08 1:55:07 PM  
1 vote:

dkulprit: WillofJ2: The college parties all around chapel hill Raleigh and Durham should make things interesting here, it almost like somone told young people it won't effect them.

Also they don't seem to understand they can infect others.  College kids are taking the same approach to this like they do with safe sex

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Reduced by 2/3 over 27 years?
 
2020-08-08 9:18:06 AM  
1 vote:
You're gonna live, kinda
- mike birbiglia
 
2020-08-08 2:39:00 AM  
1 vote:

goatharper: At this point I'm just buying popcorn futures.


Cheesy popcorn, or regular buttery?
 
2020-08-08 2:17:58 AM  
1 vote:
As a child, I OD'd on those orange Children's aspirin tablets, really enjoyed the taste of them, like candy. Nothing happened to me, maybe because it was a tiny bottle and I only had like, five?
 
2020-08-08 2:04:34 AM  
1 vote:

blender61: Now that school is starting we are going to be hearing a lot of this.

I'm not even going to bother to post a rant.  Somebody else with more energy can do it for me.


I can't post a rant right now, but I did punch my own drywall on your behalf.

Am so sick of Trump saying dangerous things. It's bad enough when some celeb or mommy blogger spreads bad information, but the f*cking president?
 
2020-08-08 1:40:52 AM  
1 vote:

rcain: Well on the plus side, half-sized caskets are half-off


Well, one of my relatives isn't going to like that.  He runs a funeral home and yes, I think he's a psycopath.


Maybe he isn't, but I'm not going to let him bury me.

Look, there are a lot of costs in creating a nice casket.  Just because your kid was small doesn't mean some funeral director didn't have to cut down a rare tree in the rain forest so it could rot in the ground with your dead kid in it. In fact he had to exterminate an entire village of one of those undiscovered peoples just to chop down the trees he used to make it.  And it ain't much cheaper to ship a small tree from the Amazon than it is to ship a large tree.

/I think I just made myself sick
 
2020-08-08 1:33:45 AM  
1 vote:

Enomai: Elon Musk has entered the chat


Douchebag Innerspace?
 
2020-08-08 12:59:29 AM  
1 vote:

Ivo Shandor: chitownmike: blender61: Now that school is starting we are going to be hearing a lot of this.

I'm not even going to bother to post a rant.  Somebody else with more energy can do it for me.

Where are schools starting?

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Georgia.


Two of those kids are going to die within a month.

But hey!  I can get my hair cut!
 
2020-08-08 12:39:28 AM  
1 vote:

Alien Robot: For the second time, Virginia erroneously reports coronavirus death of a child

The Virginia Department of Health reported the death of a child age 9 or younger Friday morning, but in the afternoon, a spokesperson for the Virginia Department of Health said it was a typographical error.

VDH provided no additional information beyond saying the error had been corrected. No children in Virginia have died from the coronavirus.

A similar incident happened in early May when data on the health department's website showed that one child younger than 9 in the Fairfax Health District died - VDH later said it was a data entry error.


Yeah, too bad for you this article is about Georgia. The state in America, not the country near Russia.
 
2020-08-08 12:27:40 AM  
1 vote:

SwiftFox: (This is one of the few instances where it's OK to give aspirin to a child.)


Another one of those few instances was called "the 1970s".

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2020-08-08 12:24:04 AM  
1 vote:
Almost came
 
2020-08-08 12:09:05 AM  
1 vote:
He said "almost".
 
2020-08-07 11:51:06 PM  
1 vote:

blender61: Now that school is starting we are going to be hearing a lot of this.

I'm not even going to bother to post a rant.  Somebody else with more energy can do it for me.


My brother's wife is an elementary school teacher in south Mississippi and my nieces are I think in the second grade and maybe 5th.  His rants are awesome..  via text message.  I'd hate to hear them live.  The governor of Mississippi best not ask him his opinion of opening the schools.
 
2020-08-07 11:42:40 PM  
1 vote:
Hey.  It is what it is.
 
2020-08-07 11:36:33 PM  
1 vote:
Well hey, look at the bright side.  We will get a really good assessment of the true mortality of this thing.

Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, ammiright!?
 
2020-08-07 6:22:23 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds like Achilles.
 
2020-08-07 5:44:45 PM  
1 vote:
Now that school is starting we are going to be hearing a lot of this.

I'm not even going to bother to post a rant.  Somebody else with more energy can do it for me.
 
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