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2020-08-07 5:23:49 PM  
Sorta kinda pregnant
 
2020-08-07 5:36:23 PM  
Elon Musk has entered the chat
 
2020-08-07 5:44:45 PM  
Now that school is starting we are going to be hearing a lot of this.

I'm not even going to bother to post a rant.  Somebody else with more energy can do it for me.
 
2020-08-07 6:22:23 PM  
Sounds like Achilles.
 
2020-08-07 9:02:51 PM  

cretinbob: Sorta kinda pregnant


Not if you never pee on the little stick.
 
2020-08-07 11:11:54 PM  
Almost alive.
 
2020-08-07 11:36:33 PM  
Well hey, look at the bright side.  We will get a really good assessment of the true mortality of this thing.

Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, ammiright!?
 
2020-08-07 11:38:52 PM  
The college parties all around chapel hill Raleigh and Durham should make things interesting here, it almost like somone told young people it won't effect them.

Also they don't seem to understand they can infect others.  College kids are taking the same approach to this like they do with safe sex
 
2020-08-07 11:39:14 PM  
FUQ trump
 
2020-08-07 11:41:58 PM  

bobobolinskii: FUQ trump


Gzus no! Christ knows what you'd catch!
 
2020-08-07 11:42:40 PM  
Hey.  It is what it is.
 
2020-08-07 11:43:47 PM  
At this point I'm just buying popcorn futures.
 
2020-08-07 11:43:53 PM  
Most people aren't going to care until attractive, white, blonde girls or high school sports stars die.
 
2020-08-07 11:44:33 PM  

Rent Party: Well hey, look at the bright side.  We will get a really good assessment of the true mortality of this thing.

Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, ammiright!?


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2020-08-07 11:44:51 PM  

Parthenogenetic: Most people aren't going to care until attractive, white, blonde girls or high school sports stars die.


They way the sorority parties are going it may be soon
 
2020-08-07 11:49:30 PM  
If only the children were all still in the womb. Then republicans would actually try and protect them.
 
2020-08-07 11:51:06 PM  

blender61: Now that school is starting we are going to be hearing a lot of this.

I'm not even going to bother to post a rant.  Somebody else with more energy can do it for me.


My brother's wife is an elementary school teacher in south Mississippi and my nieces are I think in the second grade and maybe 5th.  His rants are awesome..  via text message.  I'd hate to hear them live.  The governor of Mississippi best not ask him his opinion of opening the schools.
 
2020-08-07 11:51:27 PM  

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And to think, I couldn't even drink Orbitz without retching.

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2020-08-07 11:51:52 PM  

WillofJ2: The college parties all around chapel hill Raleigh and Durham should make things interesting here, it almost like somone told young people it won't effect them.

Also they don't seem to understand they can infect others.  College kids are taking the same approach to this like they do with safe sex


I had an alleged one month assignment that started today. I was the only person wearing a mask, the others were college aged kids. It was impossible to physical distance. It was also my last day.
I seriously think my agency is actively trying to kill me.
 
2020-08-07 11:52:02 PM  
I get to see hospital statistics from pediatric depts.  Lower incidence of cases or death...does not mean "no incidence."  And "lower incidence" does add up over time and space.

That is all.
 
2020-08-07 11:53:23 PM  
How long before Trump cultists accuse the parents of intentionally killing the child, in order to make Trump look bad?
 
2020-08-07 11:54:45 PM  

Claude Ballse: If only the children were all still in the womb. Then republicans would actually try and protect them.


ah, the point is to have the birth, so later on Republicans can kill the children themselves.
 
2020-08-07 11:58:46 PM  

BlazeTrailer: bobobolinskii: FUQ trump

Gzus no! Christ knows what you'd catch!


A nasty fungus?
 
2020-08-08 12:01:31 AM  

alienated: I seriously think my agency is actively trying to kill me.


This was the first time?
 
2020-08-08 12:06:44 AM  

2wolves: alienated: I seriously think my agency is actively trying to kill me.

This was the first time?


4th, at least .
 
2020-08-08 12:07:15 AM  

Claude Ballse: If only the children were all still in the womb. Then republicans would actually try and protect them.


You're giving them too much credit. It was never about the GOP protecting the children, it was always about punishing the mothers.  As in "You had the sex little missy and by god you are going to carry that baby you slut, and we hope the both of you have shiatty lives because sin"

The Catholics in Ireland took it a step further, force the mom to have the kid then steal the kid and sell it to profit the church. Sure coerced adoptions happen everywhere but those deviant shiats in Éire elevated it to an art
 
2020-08-08 12:09:05 AM  
He said "almost".
 
2020-08-08 12:10:41 AM  
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"Almost President."
 
2020-08-08 12:10:48 AM  

tyyreaunn: How long before Trump cultists accuse the parents of intentionally killing the child, in order to make Trump look bad?


Crisis COVID deaths?
 
2020-08-08 12:16:35 AM  
For the second time, Virginia erroneously reports coronavirus death of a child

The Virginia Department of Health reported the death of a child age 9 or younger Friday morning, but in the afternoon, a spokesperson for the Virginia Department of Health said it was a typographical error.

VDH provided no additional information beyond saying the error had been corrected. No children in Virginia have died from the coronavirus.

A similar incident happened in early May when data on the health department's website showed that one child younger than 9 in the Fairfax Health District died - VDH later said it was a data entry error.
 
2020-08-08 12:19:11 AM  
[poke round  on search engines]
Yep, they're treating the MIS-C Kawasaki Disease symptoms with aspirin like they still do KD.  It is not the flu or chicken pox where the major concern is the fairly rare Reye Syndrome from reducing fever, the concern is treating killing/crippling cardiac tissue inflammation.  Just as I suspected they would here on Fark some months ago. Kawasaki & MIS-C: What Parents Need to Know - Jun 2, 2020 -"(This is one of the few instances where it's OK to give aspirin to a child.)"

BTW if you are prescribed low dose aspirin for cardiac reasons it is very much cheaper to split a regular generic 325mg tablet into 4
 
2020-08-08 12:19:14 AM  

Alien Robot: [Fark user image 640x450]
"Almost President."


Hey look, a misogynistic, racist cuts-n-pastes something from an 8chan site.
 
2020-08-08 12:19:28 AM  

rcain: Rent Party: Well hey, look at the bright side.  We will get a really good assessment of the true mortality of this thing.

Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, ammiright!?

Omelets? We are way farking past omelets, buddy

[YouTube video: The 100 Raw Egg Chug Challenge | L.A. BEAST]


🤮
 
2020-08-08 12:20:05 AM  

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And to think, I couldn't even drink Orbitz without retching.

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I miss Orbit 😔
 
2020-08-08 12:24:04 AM  
Almost came
 
2020-08-08 12:27:40 AM  

SwiftFox: (This is one of the few instances where it's OK to give aspirin to a child.)


Another one of those few instances was called "the 1970s".

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2020-08-08 12:39:28 AM  

Alien Robot: For the second time, Virginia erroneously reports coronavirus death of a child

The Virginia Department of Health reported the death of a child age 9 or younger Friday morning, but in the afternoon, a spokesperson for the Virginia Department of Health said it was a typographical error.

VDH provided no additional information beyond saying the error had been corrected. No children in Virginia have died from the coronavirus.

A similar incident happened in early May when data on the health department's website showed that one child younger than 9 in the Fairfax Health District died - VDH later said it was a data entry error.


Yeah, too bad for you this article is about Georgia. The state in America, not the country near Russia.
 
2020-08-08 12:43:19 AM  

blender61: Now that school is starting we are going to be hearing a lot of this.

I'm not even going to bother to post a rant.  Somebody else with more energy can do it for me.


Where are schools starting?
 
2020-08-08 12:46:39 AM  

chitownmike: blender61: Now that school is starting we are going to be hearing a lot of this.

I'm not even going to bother to post a rant.  Somebody else with more energy can do it for me.

Where are schools starting?


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Georgia.
 
2020-08-08 12:48:49 AM  

Ivo Shandor: SwiftFox: (This is one of the few instances where it's OK to give aspirin to a child.)

Another one of those few instances was called "the 1970s".

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As far as I can tell it is a precaution because of influenza and chicken pox kids might have.  It could be worse, a germ Chloramphenicol was the only useful treatment for, horrors, one in thirty thousand getting fatal aplastic anemia!
 
2020-08-08 12:50:17 AM  
Ivo Shandor:

Some in MS have started as well.
 
2020-08-08 12:54:10 AM  

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And to think, I couldn't even drink Orbitz without retching.

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Nobody could
 
2020-08-08 12:56:46 AM  

Ivo Shandor: SwiftFox: (This is one of the few instances where it's OK to give aspirin to a child.)

Another one of those few instances was called "the 1970s".

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What? I liked the powdery taste!
 
2020-08-08 12:59:26 AM  
Mostly Dead.
 
2020-08-08 12:59:29 AM  

Ivo Shandor: chitownmike: blender61: Now that school is starting we are going to be hearing a lot of this.

I'm not even going to bother to post a rant.  Somebody else with more energy can do it for me.

Where are schools starting?

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Georgia.


Two of those kids are going to die within a month.

But hey!  I can get my hair cut!
 
Juc
2020-08-08 12:59:48 AM  
Obviously that was an adult posing as a child
 
2020-08-08 1:04:21 AM  
Just smear lambs blood on your threshold. One weird trick to save your first born.
 
2020-08-08 1:07:20 AM  

Ivo Shandor: chitownmike: blender61: Now that school is starting we are going to be hearing a lot of this.

I'm not even going to bother to post a rant.  Somebody else with more energy can do it for me.

Where are schools starting?

[Fark user image image 728x534]
Georgia.


Why has only the face of one of the few people smart and responsible enough to wear a mask been blurred? Does that girl need to legitimately fear reprisal by the plague rats surrounding her?

Never mind, don't answer that.
 
2020-08-08 1:07:47 AM  

Parthenogenetic: Most people aren't going to care until attractive, white, blonde girls or high school sports stars die.


sounds like someone gets no lovin' from the pretty people :-(
 
2020-08-08 1:09:39 AM  

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And to think, I couldn't even drink Orbitz without retching.

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I used to love Orbitz as a kid. Also, fark anyone that says the economy is more important than people's lives.
 
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