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    More: Asinine, Nitrogen, Ammonia, Fertilizer, Michel Aoun, Lebanon, Amine Gemayel, Tsar Bomba, Ammonium nitrate  
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2020-08-07 6:09:50 PM  
 
2020-08-07 6:23:48 PM  
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2020-08-07 6:53:52 PM  

LewDux: https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/wo​r​ld/2020/08/07/beirut-explosion-due-neg​ligence-missile-says-lebanon-president​/3317722001/


Negligence Missile would make a great band name



Or a title of a paternity suit...
 
2020-08-07 6:53:57 PM  

LewDux: https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/wo​r​ld/2020/08/07/beirut-explosion-due-neg​ligence-missile-says-lebanon-president​/3317722001/


Negligence Missile would make a great band name


They should open for King Missle.
 
2020-08-07 6:54:29 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: LewDux: https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/wor​ld/2020/08/07/beirut-explosion-due-neg​ligence-missile-says-lebanon-president​/3317722001/


Negligence Missile would make a great band name

They should open for King Missle.


missile* dammit
 
2020-08-07 6:56:44 PM  
Earlier this week, President Donald Trump called it a "terrible attack"

Hm, what does he know?
 
2020-08-07 6:57:52 PM  
Well, it could have been God shiatting on them because they're Muslims.
 
2020-08-07 7:02:16 PM  
Can you prove it wasn't aliens? CAN YOU?!?
 
2020-08-07 7:02:31 PM  

Slappy Longballs: Well, it could have been God shiatting on them because they're Muslims.


Keep talking that way and Trump will hire you as a speechwriter.
 
2020-08-07 7:04:49 PM  
Family Circus parodies need to be missiled as well. All these years and yet none have been funny.
 
2020-08-07 7:07:24 PM  
"The material had been there for seven years, since 2013. It has been there, and they said it is dangerous, and I am not responsible," said Aoun, who took office in 2016.


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2020-08-07 7:09:14 PM  
Interesting, that he coincidentally fails to mention the most obvious cause: Haredi fire mage.
 
2020-08-07 7:09:22 PM  

JuggleGeek: Slappy Longballs: Well, it could have been God shiatting on them because they're Muslims.

Keep talking that way and Trump will hire you as a speechwriter.


How do you know I'm not this guy?

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2020-08-07 7:09:52 PM  

Begoggle: Earlier this week, President Donald Trump called it a "terrible attack"

Hm, what does he know?


Not a goddamn reasonable thing. He has the disgraceful habit of ignoring our intelligence community in favor of Russian bulllshiat.

The man's a blatant traitor.
 
2020-08-07 7:11:53 PM  
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2020-08-07 7:12:07 PM  

Mega Steve: Can you prove it wasn't aliens? CAN YOU?!?



It could had been God. Or an alien pretending to be God. Or God pretending to be an alien.
 
2020-08-07 7:13:37 PM  
i did not see one sign that said..."no smoking" ...so now we know what can happen.
 
2020-08-07 7:17:15 PM  
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2020-08-07 7:18:05 PM  
You would think the Lebanese wouldn't be into negligence missles.
 
2020-08-07 7:19:39 PM  
I just want to know what's the name of the guy on second base!
 
2020-08-07 7:20:52 PM  

kbronsito: Mega Steve: Can you prove it wasn't aliens? CAN YOU?!?


It could had been God. Or an alien pretending to be God. Or God pretending to be an alien.


Or it could have been God, pretending to be an alien, pretending to be God...

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2020-08-07 7:27:01 PM  
Well he could be right... Of course Elvis and JFK could also be alive too
 
2020-08-07 7:29:27 PM  
What, no love for Huge Meteor?
 
2020-08-07 7:29:48 PM  

Claude Ballse: kbronsito: Mega Steve: Can you prove it wasn't aliens? CAN YOU?!?


It could had been God. Or an alien pretending to be God. Or God pretending to be an alien.

Or it could have been God, pretending to be an alien, pretending to be God...

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Holy shiat...I hadn't considered that Julie Andrews could be in cahoots with the aliens

/Cahoots
 
2020-08-07 7:32:12 PM  
Okay. It really was us Jews.
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2020-08-07 7:32:20 PM  
Aliens. Not saying it was aliens but...

Fired the hyperdrive while in the sky over Beirut.

Hold mah Ale-Lee-in Ale and watch this, Zorack
 
2020-08-07 7:32:22 PM  

rhiannon: Family Circus parodies need to be missiled as well. All these years and yet none have been funny.


Kind of like the original strip.
 
2020-08-07 7:32:54 PM  
I prefer the acids over the bases.  ...just sayin'.
 
2020-08-07 7:33:18 PM  

kbronsito: Mega Steve: Can you prove it wasn't aliens? CAN YOU?!?


It could had been God. Or an alien pretending to be God. Or God pretending to be an alien.


Or lupus.
 
2020-08-07 7:33:31 PM  
Reverse Vampires still the obvious choice.
 
2020-08-07 7:34:25 PM  

Slappy Longballs: JuggleGeek: Slappy Longballs: Well, it could have been God shiatting on them because they're Muslims.

Keep talking that way and Trump will hire you as a speechwriter.

How do you know I'm not this guy?

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If I ever meet that guy in person, I'll have to tell him that I don't recognize his first name because he's unworthy of it. Kind of a discommendation, if you will.

/Bannon as well
 
2020-08-07 7:39:03 PM  

HighwayBill: I just want to know what's the name of the guy on second base!


I don't know. Third base.
 
2020-08-07 7:39:41 PM  
I mean, sure - the government packed a warehouse with explosives and fireworks and ignored it for six years, but the big boom on that spot could have been something else. Anyone could be to blame. Really.
 
2020-08-07 7:41:21 PM  

rikkards: Well he could be right... Of course Elvis and JFK could also be alive too


Oh and Biden and Trump could also be real instead of the ai just farking with us.
 
2020-08-07 7:42:49 PM  

LewDux: https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/wo​r​ld/2020/08/07/beirut-explosion-due-neg​ligence-missile-says-lebanon-president​/3317722001/

Negligence Missile would make a great band name


I'm thinking Galaxie 500 tribute band.
 
2020-08-07 7:46:36 PM  

KodosZardoz: Okay. It really was us Jews.
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Well, you were... chosen.

Try a schmear and tip your waitress.
 
2020-08-07 7:47:45 PM  

Priapetic: rhiannon: Family Circus parodies need to be missiled as well. All these years and yet none have been funny.

Kind of like the original strip.


I always wondered why it was even there as I looked for farside and bloom county.
 
2020-08-07 7:48:34 PM  
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2020-08-07 7:50:48 PM  
Well what if someone carefully used a laser did they think about that?
 
2020-08-07 7:50:49 PM  
"covid done it.."
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2020-08-07 8:02:28 PM  
"The material had been there for seven years, since 2013. It has been there, and they said it is dangerous, and I am not responsible..."

The classic "It was like that when I got here!" defense.
 
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2020-08-07 8:05:36 PM  

kbronsito: Mega Steve: Can you prove it wasn't aliens? CAN YOU?!?


It could had been God. Or an alien pretending to be God. Or God pretending to be an alien.


What does God need with 2750 tons of ammonium nitrate?
 
2020-08-07 8:06:21 PM  

rpm: kbronsito: Mega Steve: Can you prove it wasn't aliens? CAN YOU?!?


It could had been God. Or an alien pretending to be God. Or God pretending to be an alien.

What does God need with 2750 tons of ammonium nitrate?


Plausible deniability.
 
2020-08-07 8:21:33 PM  
Left out God being pissed about something.
That poor city can't catch a break.
 
2020-08-07 8:38:07 PM  
Can't talk about Lebanon or Beirut without talking about HEZBOLLAH.
How they own the government, ran the port, and controlled all the goods running through it.
President of Lebanon is a HEZ puppet.
OF COURSE he doesn't want an independent international investigation, because it will show that it was a HEZ ammo dump that caught fire.
HEZ is fully backed by Iran, so there it is.
 
2020-08-07 8:39:27 PM  
Yup, that's the kind of no-nonsense thinking I would've expected from either of the George Bushes
 
2020-08-07 8:54:44 PM  
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2020-08-07 9:02:49 PM  
Idiotic.
 
2020-08-07 9:14:51 PM  
Chipotle farts.
 
2020-08-07 9:47:46 PM  

Begoggle: Earlier this week, President Donald Trump called it a "terrible attack"

Hm, what does he know?


You think Trump knows anything........

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