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2020-08-07 4:14:29 PM  
Stick my toe up your farking crack.

Lost it there. LMFA (C) O.
 
2020-08-07 4:29:16 PM  
Lol, Tik Tok ad popped up, never seen that before. Wonder why. . .
 
2020-08-07 4:29:56 PM  
The Scots know a little about cursing:

NSFW language (lol)

The Definitive Malcolm Tucker Rant Anthology | The Thick Of It - BBC
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2020-08-07 4:39:03 PM  
I can't stop laughing. This is beautiful!
 
2020-08-07 4:45:39 PM  
nice. ye were told, ya coonts
 
2020-08-07 5:36:30 PM  
Caledonia, what makes your big head so hard!
 
2020-08-07 5:39:36 PM  
I could listen to to the Scots rant all day long.

They really are on another level when it comes to tearing you a new one.
 
2020-08-07 5:52:36 PM  

PainInTheASP: I could listen to to the Scots rant all day long.

They really are on another level when it comes to tearing you a new one.


FIL is Scottish. Pity the fool who spends hours in the kitchen preparing a Christmas dinner but serves it on a cold plate.

Yes, I was and am that fool...
 
2020-08-07 5:53:08 PM  
Holy shiat, I laughed so hard...  That was beautiful.  Truly.
 
2020-08-07 5:53:31 PM  
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2020-08-07 5:53:34 PM  
Mum?!?
 
2020-08-07 5:55:30 PM  

sdkOyOte: Mum?!?


Not sure why yer talking bout Aberdeen when you patter es oota Glesca....
 
2020-08-07 5:55:32 PM  
I almost wish I had been playing that in line at the cell phone store this afternoon for the guy giving the sales person a hard time about their mask policy, then turning to those of us in line to rant that the news media just wants us scared. But he's done his research!
 
2020-08-07 5:56:29 PM  

sdkOyOte: Mum?!?


Not at all
 
2020-08-07 5:58:58 PM  
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"...AND DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA!!"
 
2020-08-07 6:11:52 PM  
Glasgow is an international treasure.  Even Nikola Sturgeon loves Janey's voice over, sometimes because she says what a PM can't.
 
2020-08-07 6:23:02 PM  

PainInTheASP: I could listen to to the Scots rant all day long.

They really are on another level when it comes to tearing you a new one.


aye could nae.  it's tedious.
 
2020-08-07 6:27:59 PM  
These are delightful.

One metre plus and Boris
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2020-08-07 6:33:22 PM  
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/My Clicky Pen.
 
2020-08-07 6:33:23 PM  
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/ haz a soft spot for the Scots accent
 
2020-08-07 6:45:08 PM  
When Janey Godley did a previous one of these, Nicola Sturgeon herself retweeted it. Our first minister has style.
 
2020-08-07 6:46:40 PM  
Farker living in Aberdeen here & oor Nicola here is nae wrong.


\Janey Godley is a gem
\\I could go with a steak pie supper
\\Farking Aberdeen...
 
2020-08-07 6:53:23 PM  

Aardvark Inc.: Farker living in Aberdeen here & oor Nicola here is nae wrong.


\Janey Godley is a gem
\\I could go with a steak pie supper
\\Farking Aberdeen...


Surly you're a Fooker then?
 
2020-08-07 6:56:42 PM  
Aberdeen football
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2020-08-07 6:57:33 PM  
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Ah, Scotland 🏴
 
2020-08-07 7:11:27 PM  

PainInTheASP: I could listen to to the Scots rant all day long.

They really are on another level when it comes to tearing you a new one.


I really wish I ever heard Alan Young work blue
 
2020-08-07 7:15:48 PM  
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2020-08-07 7:17:21 PM  
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2020-08-07 7:25:21 PM  
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2020-08-07 7:29:28 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Surly you're a Fooker then?



Fooker, Farker & among the nicest of the damned.
 
2020-08-07 7:32:41 PM  

Mollari: The Scots know a little about cursing:

NSFW language (lol)

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In the last episode of that show, does somebody finally twig that he's just a loud mouthed pipsqueak and knock his head off his farking shoulders?
 
2020-08-07 7:38:48 PM  
The funny thing is the whole thing was dubbed except the very ending, "fookin Aberdeen..."
 
2020-08-07 7:58:08 PM  
A wee bit more effort to match the mouth would go a great long way.
 
2020-08-07 8:06:52 PM  

sdkOyOte: sdkOyOte: Mum?!?

Not sure why yer talking bout Aberdeen when you patter es oota Glesca....


This is one of my favourite things on the internet. I used to be friends with some dudes from Glasgow.

NEDS Kru ft. The Wee Man
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2020-08-07 8:27:14 PM  

Aardvark Inc.: Fooker, Farker & among the nicest of the damned.


And....Farkied.
 
2020-08-07 8:35:48 PM  
The Scotland I knew and loved.

/5 years around Faslane
 
2020-08-07 8:54:30 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Aardvark Inc.: Fooker, Farker & among the nicest of the damned.

And....Farkied.



Hey, buy a Farker a drink first!
 
2020-08-07 9:06:20 PM  

Aardvark Inc.: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Aardvark Inc.: Fooker, Farker & among the nicest of the damned.

And....Farkied.


Hey, buy a Farker a drink first!


That'll teach ya to harp aboot it.
 
2020-08-07 9:43:41 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Aardvark Inc.: Fooker, Farker & among the nicest of the damned.

And....Farkied.


did ye, aye?
 
2020-08-07 10:11:45 PM  
"recondite cetacean
A wee bit more effort to match the mouth would go a great long way. "

That's what she said.

Apparently Janey Godley is really funny. Carson I did not know this /Carson

She overdubs animal videos. You can spend your time this way and not feel robbed. On the other hand, there's jizz. So the one hand might be more to your liking. Otherwise, let's get in touch.
 
2020-08-07 11:24:36 PM  

Mztlplx: The Scotland I knew and loved.

/5 years around Faslane


Submarine related?
 
2020-08-08 1:08:18 AM  
Why are most sci-fi engineers Scottish?  Because mere mortals can't understand them.  Just like any other engineers.
 
2020-08-08 8:40:54 AM  

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/ haz a soft spot for the Scots accent


I watched that for the first time ever this week and absolutely lost it at Merida.

My favorite bit of Brave is 2 minutes in when the dad gives her a bow and she runs off to find her arrow, and the mom turns to him to give him a talking to and instead of taking it the dad pinches her bum and laughs it off. That's exactly how I would handle it too.
 
2020-08-08 9:43:57 AM  

ukexpat: Mztlplx: The Scotland I knew and loved.

/5 years around Faslane

Submarine related?


"I can neither confirm or deny that".
 
2020-08-08 10:13:41 AM  

Mztlplx: "I can neither confirm or deny that".


However your Fark account pretty much suggests that. Of course you could be lyin' through teeth, assuming the rads left you any...
 
2020-08-08 9:33:01 PM  

Mztlplx: ukexpat: Mztlplx: The Scotland I knew and loved.

/5 years around Faslane

Submarine related?

"I can neither confirm or deny that".


Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!
 
2020-08-08 9:44:59 PM  
This is pretty much my (NSFW) reaction.

There's one thing I don't understand.
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