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2020-08-07 2:56:04 PM  
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2020-08-07 3:38:55 PM  
Who shares what they pay for and how much on social media??

I use Venmo on occasion, and it's always set to private. I wish that was the default, so people would think about what they share.
 
2020-08-07 3:39:32 PM  
Relax, dude. They're not paying each other for sex. It's all just code for "the Devil's lettuce".
 
2020-08-07 3:39:49 PM  
THX 4D FK LN🍑🍆
 
2020-08-07 3:41:57 PM  
Probably for a good boofing and the devils triangle
 
2020-08-07 3:43:29 PM  

ajgeek: THX 4D FK LN🍑🍆


Thanks for de FARK links, you peachy eggplant.
 
2020-08-07 3:46:01 PM  
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2020-08-07 3:49:01 PM  

GitOffaMyLawn: Who shares what they pay for and how much on social media??

I use Venmo on occasion, and it's always set to private. I wish that was the default, so people would think about what they share.


I only use private for buying weed. Everything else I reply with comments about how you have no choice but to leave a comment like "I'm only here so I don't get fined."
 
2020-08-07 3:49:22 PM  

cyberspacedout: ajgeek: THX 4D FK LN🍑🍆

Thanks for de FARK links, you peachy eggplant.


So we really ARE selling greenlights?
 
2020-08-07 3:53:29 PM  
Well, *DUH*.  Everybody knows that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venlo_i​n​cident

Wait, what?
 
2020-08-07 3:59:36 PM  
We could sell blood and semen. What? Not at the same time.

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2020-08-07 4:02:24 PM  

dittybopper: Well, *DUH*.  Everybody knows that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venlo_in​cident

Wait, what?


Now, that's an interesting tangent. I don't generally regale ditty with any honors, but this one is worthy of something.
 
2020-08-07 4:25:16 PM  
I use Venmo and everything is always private.  Nobody else seems to do this and everybody is always paying for handjobs.
 
2020-08-07 4:26:23 PM  
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2020-08-07 4:30:35 PM  

dericwater: dittybopper: Well, *DUH*.  Everybody knows that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venlo_in​cident

Wait, what?

Now, that's an interesting tangent. I don't generally regale ditty with any honors, but this one is worthy of something.


Heh.  I'll take it.

:-)
 
2020-08-07 4:47:58 PM  

cyberspacedout: ajgeek: THX 4D FK LN🍑🍆

Thanks for de FARK links, you peachy eggplant.


I'd sponsor you for that if I could figure out how to hand out one of my Farks2give.

/This guy gets it.
 
2020-08-07 4:48:27 PM  
 
2020-08-07 5:15:34 PM  

EdgeRunner: Relax, dude. They're not paying each other for sex. It's all just code for "the Devil's lettuce".


I thought it was paying for tickets to the Rainbow Parties
 
2020-08-07 6:12:34 PM  
Adults do that, too.  My Venmo's set to private but I still get paid for a lot of sexual services.
 
2020-08-07 6:17:35 PM  
As far as I can tell the only actual use for public or otherwise social-shared transactions on Venmo is for illegal gambling.

/ Couldn't think of a single reason anyone would use them by choice until I saw that.
// Then I was like oooooh that's what it's for.
 
2020-08-07 6:28:10 PM  
Who doesn't use it to crack jokes?

A little over a month ago I paid a buddy his portion of the winnings from our weekly virtual poker tournament. I added the comment "Hosting fees for weekly white rock party." It's always been a running gag between us because we used to work with a woman that'd drunkenly regale us during happy hours with tales of her and her husband's swinger life.

He called me the next day laughing after seeing it, and told me that they'd just found out they're having their first kid.

Me: "Well, this is awkward..."
 
2020-08-07 6:41:56 PM  

jtown: Adults do that, too.  My Venmo's set to private but I still get paid for a lot of sexual services.


Username checks out
 
2020-08-07 6:44:10 PM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: Who doesn't use it to crack jokes?

A little over a month ago I paid a buddy his portion of the winnings from our weekly virtual poker tournament. I added the comment "Hosting fees for weekly white rock party." It's always been a running gag between us because we used to work with a woman that'd drunkenly regale us during happy hours with tales of her and her husband's swinger life.

He called me the next day laughing after seeing it, and told me that they'd just found out they're having their first kid.

Me: "Well, this is awkward..."


Same here, my friends and I see who can embarass who the most.
 
2020-08-07 7:07:53 PM  
I have Venmo but I don't use it anymore, My first encounter with Venmo, a new female friend had purchased something from her friend, who replied, " I hope you like the flavored lubes." It was there for all to see lol.
 
2020-08-07 7:17:13 PM  

ajgeek: cyberspacedout: ajgeek: THX 4D FK LN🍑🍆

Thanks for de FARK links, you peachy eggplant.

I'd sponsor you for that if I could figure out how to hand out one of my Farks2give.

/This guy gets it.


Hah, thanks. It probably doesn't let you give a Fark to someone who already has TF, though, so I'd be unFarkable for another two weeks.

/that didn't sound right
 
2020-08-07 8:53:35 PM  
The follow up Tweet should've been the greenlite.
 
2020-08-07 9:04:35 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

Popehat: Recommendation to parents: have your teens set their Venmo to private. No so much for security, it's because you don't want to see what they put in the memo when they and their friends send money back and forth.


Jesus H Criast...people are stupid.
 
2020-08-07 9:05:06 PM  
I just write "for sexual favors" on the memo line of my checks like a good hipster.

/I don't and I'm not
 
2020-08-07 9:21:19 PM  

TheCableGuy: I just write "for sexual favors" on the memo line of my checks like a good hipster.

/I don't and I'm not


You still use checks?

Deny it all you want, but you're a hipster.
 
2020-08-07 9:42:58 PM  
Wait, there is a direct pay system that strangers can access and look at your payment history?

I've never used venmo, obviously.
 
2020-08-07 10:03:05 PM  

Smackledorfer: Wait, there is a direct pay system that strangers can access and look at your payment history?

I've never used venmo, obviously.


Yes, and it's absurd. Why in the living hell do your expenses need to be published in some sort of bizarre social networking scheme? I absolutely hate venmo as it's always trying to get you to share what you spend your money on, even when you don't want to. It makes no freaking sense to me. That's why I prefer cashapp. It's basically just venmo but instead of a bunch of social networking bullshiat, you get an elegant, simple, minimalist user interface and options to put your money into stocks or buttcoin.

Paypal, I've found, also is much less of a pain in the ass than it used to be.
 
2020-08-07 10:06:02 PM  
Back before PayPal i would buy really inexpensive things on EBay ($1 CDs especially) and i would put "for sexual favors" in the memo line of the $1.50 check.
 
2020-08-07 10:09:50 PM  

Professor Horatio Hufnagel: Smackledorfer: Wait, there is a direct pay system that strangers can access and look at your payment history?

I've never used venmo, obviously.

Yes, and it's absurd. Why in the living hell do your expenses need to be published in some sort of bizarre social networking scheme? I absolutely hate venmo as it's always trying to get you to share what you spend your money on, even when you don't want to. It makes no freaking sense to me. That's why I prefer cashapp. It's basically just venmo but instead of a bunch of social networking bullshiat, you get an elegant, simple, minimalist user interface and options to put your money into stocks or buttcoin.

Paypal, I've found, also is much less of a pain in the ass than it used to be.


I recently got emailed by PayPal saying they had new terms of service. I was previously restricted by them and unable to load or spend money (just empty it back to my originating account) unless I sent them various docs proving who I was. Hard pass there.  But now apparently I have full access again. I'm undecided on using it.

I kind of want to go snoop people's venmo now.
 
2020-08-07 10:10:35 PM  

TheCableGuy: I just write "for sexual favors" on the memo line of my checks like a good hipster.

/I don't and I'm not


Damn.
But I really did the thing I said I did on the other thing
 
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