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2020-08-07 4:48:57 PM  
Use a hamberder trap, with clever saliva collection device disguised as a soft drink container. Lardolini eats hamberder, then drinks from collector. He then throws the collector on the ground because fark you, that's why.

Saliva sample.
 
2020-08-07 5:41:42 PM  
Have him submit his DNA. If hes telling the truth then this will all just go away and he would be able to sue her for defamation and have her brought up on perjury charges. Very easy thing to do, Trump, unless if there is a reason why you dont want her to have your DNA
 
2020-08-07 8:43:40 PM  

beezeltown: Use a hamberder trap, with clever saliva collection device disguised as a soft drink container. Lardolini eats hamberder, then drinks from collector. He then throws the collector on the ground because fark you, that's why.

Saliva sample.


Or you could just put a porn star between him and his little tapioca-spitter.
 
2020-08-07 8:45:13 PM  
If he's so against sharing his DNA, he shouldn't have given it to her the first time.
 
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2020-08-07 8:45:20 PM  

cman: Have him submit his DNA. If hes telling the truth then this will all just go away and he would be able to sue her for defamation and have her brought up on perjury charges. Very easy thing to do, Trump, unless if there is a reason why you dont want her to have your DNA


He'll just pay someone to take this test as well
 
2020-08-07 8:46:20 PM  

omg bbq: beezeltown: Use a hamberder trap, with clever saliva collection device disguised as a soft drink container. Lardolini eats hamberder, then drinks from collector. He then throws the collector on the ground because fark you, that's why.

Saliva sample.

Or you could just put a porn star between him and his little tapioca-spitter.


Or actually just tell him the swab is a test for COVID. He'll probably give ten samples.
 
2020-08-07 8:46:53 PM  
Goddamn it,
Saw the headline after eating dinner!
 
2020-08-07 8:49:51 PM  
Mary Trump might want help out with a sample.

Neice / Uncle should be close enough relationship to be meaningful
 
2020-08-07 8:50:19 PM  
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2020-08-07 8:53:52 PM  
Place a picture of Ivanka on his night stand. Then send the picture to the lab in the morning.
 
2020-08-07 8:53:55 PM  
Each president ought to get their DNA preemptively sampled on the day they're inaugurated.

For if a terrorist kidnaps the president.

Or if the president's genitals have a terminal case of Trumps, the president's dna would be in the same database with everyone else the FBI has a sample from.
 
2020-08-07 8:59:23 PM  

nicholas m schumacher: If he's so against sharing his DNA, he shouldn't have given it to her the first time.


The first one is always free.
 
2020-08-07 9:00:31 PM  
That *win* of his with the SCOTUS is coming back to bite him in the nads. It was his people that took the case there.

/yeah, he called it a win
//he has called them all a win
 
2020-08-07 9:00:52 PM  
"But your honor, we should delay rulings on this sexual assault lawsuit until we resolve the other sexual assault lawsuit" said the legal defense OF THE F*CKING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
 
2020-08-07 9:10:24 PM  
*reads first few comments itt*
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2020-08-07 9:12:10 PM  
"Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence ...  But I... I do deny them my essence."

- Jack Ripper
 
2020-08-07 9:19:45 PM  
Wouldn't it be funny if Melanie walked into the FBI, grabbed a clean coffee cup and spit a lil sumpin sumpin in it and says "I want immunity and I give you cup".
 
2020-08-07 9:32:50 PM  

Curry and beer: Mary Trump might want help out with a sample.

Neice / Uncle should be close enough relationship to be meaningful


Actually, aren't there some cases in the system challenging the idea using familial DNA as evidence of proof?

Granted, I dont know if it would be applicable in a civil vs criminal case, but I think It is in the pipeline.
 
2020-08-07 10:18:30 PM  
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2020-08-07 10:49:08 PM  

Boe: cman: Have him submit his DNA. If hes telling the truth then this will all just go away and he would be able to sue her for defamation and have her brought up on perjury charges. Very easy thing to do, Trump, unless if there is a reason why you dont want her to have your DNA

He'll just pay someone to take this test as well


That dumbass would probably make I'M ERIC! Take it for him.
 
2020-08-07 11:35:16 PM  
It's pretty gross that some of his DNA samples are running around today: Especially Eric, Ivanka, and possibly Don Jr.
 
2020-08-07 11:41:28 PM  
just collect when Ivanka goes to her gynecologist's office
 
2020-08-08 1:47:28 AM  
Can't they just do a swab of Hannity's mouth?
 
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