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2020-08-07 2:14:54 PM  
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2020-08-07 2:26:01 PM  
What is darker than the Dark Side?

The Snark Side.  More powerful, too.  Ask Spiderman.
 
2020-08-07 2:28:55 PM  
 
2020-08-07 2:35:12 PM  
There's always Somalia. Bakaara Market is lovely this time of year.

It's basically a Libertarian Paradise
 
2020-08-07 2:43:00 PM  
Drumpf said he would make us respected on the world stage again. Yup, no one is laughing at us anymore, no sirree.
 
2020-08-07 3:14:39 PM  
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2020-08-07 3:16:05 PM  
One positive aspect of this pandemic is that it has removed the glossy/shiny layer of American exceptionalism and exposed a disgusting rotten core.

A rotten core that consists of massive wealth inequality, millions without medical insurance (before the pandemic), flat wages for working class, failed trickle-down economics, police brutality, never ending wars, homelessness crisis, millions unemployed, high suicide rate for veterans, opioid crisis, millions in prison for non-violent crimes, etc.

And the entire world is laughing at us (rightly so).
 
2020-08-07 3:18:20 PM  

NewportBarGuy: There's always Somalia. Bakaara Market is lovely this time of year.

It's basically a Libertarian Paradise


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2020-08-07 3:18:51 PM  

Hellkite85: One positive aspect of this pandemic is that it has removed the glossy/shiny layer of American exceptionalism and exposed a disgusting rotten core.

A rotten core that consists of massive wealth inequality, millions without medical insurance (before the pandemic), flat wages for working class, failed trickle-down economics, police brutality, never ending wars, homelessness crisis, millions unemployed, high suicide rate for veterans, opioid crisis, millions in prison for non-violent crimes, etc.

And the entire world is laughing at us (rightly so).


I think they're well past laughing. More like that nervous cringe as you watch your drunk uncle not knowing if he's going to punch your father, or your aunt, right in the middle of Christmas dinner.
 
2020-08-07 3:18:55 PM  
Is there a word that describes laughing and crying at the same time?
 
2020-08-07 3:19:24 PM  
So how is that different than a country such as New Zealand or South Korea, which are doing a decent job containing the virus?
 
2020-08-07 3:21:17 PM  
Albania! Woooooot!!
Where all the really really white women at!


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2020-08-07 3:24:05 PM  
I used to have that entire song memorized. This version is, sadly, much easier.
 
2020-08-07 3:25:19 PM  
That was funny. Thanks for the laugh as there's way too much that is seriously unfunny of late.
 
2020-08-07 3:25:30 PM  

kkinnison: So how is that different than a country such as New Zealand or South Korea, which are doing a decent job containing the virus?


Other countries aren't scared of New Zealand or South Korean citizens visiting?
 
2020-08-07 3:25:52 PM  
I think they forgot Tanzania (unless that has changed in the last 2 weeks).
 
2020-08-07 3:26:49 PM  

rikkitikkitavi: Hellkite85: One positive aspect of this pandemic is that it has removed the glossy/shiny layer of American exceptionalism and exposed a disgusting rotten core.

A rotten core that consists of massive wealth inequality, millions without medical insurance (before the pandemic), flat wages for working class, failed trickle-down economics, police brutality, never ending wars, homelessness crisis, millions unemployed, high suicide rate for veterans, opioid crisis, millions in prison for non-violent crimes, etc.

And the entire world is laughing at us (rightly so).

I think they're well past laughing. More like that nervous cringe as you watch your drunk uncle not knowing if he's going to punch your father, or your aunt, right in the middle of Christmas dinner.


And he's got a box of guns under his chair.
 
2020-08-07 3:27:51 PM  

burninbeaver: NewportBarGuy: There's always Somalia. Bakaara Market is lovely this time of year.

It's basically a Libertarian Paradise

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I always liked this one...

Somalia, the Libertarian Paradise! (PublicServiceAdmin)
Youtube 8Ul-Efi1Xys
 
2020-08-07 3:28:17 PM  

Nah'mean: Drumpf said he would make us respected on the world stage again. Yup, no one is laughing at us anymore, no sirree.


I remember going into a local Mom & Pop store a couple of years ago, and as I was browsing around, hearing the employees behind the counter talk about how Trump has finally, at long last, made the whole world respect America, that the whole world respects America now, that he ended the "shame of the Obama years" and that "He's a President everyone can agree is great."

They just sat there, behind the counter, going back and forth about how Trump's wonderful, about how Trump has done SO MUCH for America, about how the whole wide world loves Trump (except "socialists" who hate America, apparently). . . I just quietly left the store, realizing I really, really didn't need to be there.

/was a pretty shiatty store too.
//was in there 10 minutes, only customer in the store, they never so much as greeted me.
///the place seemed like a garage sale in a cheap strip mall space.
 
2020-08-07 3:29:33 PM  
Turkey and Mexico, eh? Not 2 nation's you normally think of as having their shiat together, but here we are.
 
2020-08-07 3:30:22 PM  
On the bright side, when we again have a functioning government, the prosecutions of those fraud, bribery, extortion actions by government officials will be easier since they won't be able to flee beyond our borders.
 
2020-08-07 3:30:48 PM  

nyseattitude: Albania! Woooooot!!
Where all the really really white women at!


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Albania ironically has a strong Turkish and Slavic presence, which means big bushy black mustaches on everybody, man woman and child.
 
2020-08-07 3:30:49 PM  
That was eight more than I expected.
 
2020-08-07 3:30:57 PM  
Interstate travel restrictions are almost upon us.

New York, New York
 
2020-08-07 3:33:04 PM  

Nah'mean: Yup, no one is laughing at us anymore, no sirree.


I care very highly what the individuals from around the world who have never met me, don't know of me, and can only conceive my existence through an imagined idea of Americans that has been presented to them through mass media and perhaps a rash of interactions with the Americans privileged enough to visit their countries.

There's a reason I plan to pass legislation that will outlaw the planet forever.  We begin bombing in five minutes.  You have nobody to blame but yourself for my actions.
 
2020-08-07 3:33:47 PM  

dryknife: Interstate travel restrictions are almost upon us.

New York, New York


Almost?
 
2020-08-07 3:36:07 PM  
How is drumpf going to get to safety in Russia after January 20? He better hope this virus hoax just goes away like he keeps promising by then...
 
2020-08-07 3:42:18 PM  
Well, I've always wanted to see Istanbul, so that's something. Of course, when I had a layover there I didn't go through customs because they're a shiatshow right now, with Erdogan and his thugs in charge. I hope they get their shiat together, cuz Istanbul looks like one of the coolest cities on earth.
 
2020-08-07 3:42:18 PM  

g.fro: dryknife: Interstate travel restrictions are almost upon us.

New York, New York

Almost?


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2020-08-07 3:45:58 PM  

Mukster: How is drumpf going to get to safety in Russia after January 20? He better hope this virus hoax just goes away like he keeps promising by then...


He'll need to go before the 20th.

I used to think that the possibility of him fleeing to another country were pretty slim. Now I think it's a real possibility that he might, even before the election if it looks like he's going to lose bad enough.
 
2020-08-07 3:47:27 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Well, I've always wanted to see Istanbul, so that's something. Of course, when I had a layover there I didn't go through customs because they're a shiatshow right now, with Erdogan and his thugs in charge. I hope they get their shiat together, cuz Istanbul looks like one of the coolest cities on earth.


But Not Constantinople.
 
2020-08-07 3:47:37 PM  

nyseattitude: Albania! Woooooot!!
Where all the really really white women at!



Albania
Youtube -F_tT-q8EF0
 
2020-08-07 3:47:45 PM  
Jeez, where can a good old shiathole countryman go to get away?
 
2020-08-07 3:47:55 PM  
Thanks. MAGA rubes!
 
2020-08-07 3:51:51 PM  

dryknife: Interstate travel restrictions are almost upon us.

New York, New York


To be honest, I get pissed every time I see an out of state license plate now. There was one from California yesterday. Not that I don't love my neighborhood, but we're not exactly a tourist destination.
 
2020-08-07 3:51:51 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Tunisia shouldn't be on the list according to this: https://www.traveloffpath.com/tunisia-​reopening-borders-to-tourists-starting​-june-27/


1:12ish of the video.
 
2020-08-07 3:52:40 PM  

sirrerun: Ivo Shandor: Tunisia shouldn't be on the list according to this: https://www.traveloffpath.com/tunisia-​reopening-borders-to-tourists-starting​-june-27/

1:12ish of the video.


Oops, I thought you said should.
 
2020-08-07 3:53:11 PM  
People assure me that all the weak will die off no matter what so we should just go live our lives and not be ignorant.  I mean, educate yourself and get out there and be pro-virus.
 
2020-08-07 3:55:16 PM  

NM Volunteer: nyseattitude: Albania! Woooooot!!
Where all the really really white women at!


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Albania ironically has a strong Turkish and Slavic presence, which means big bushy black mustaches on everybody, man woman and child.


What an Albanian woman might look like.

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2020-08-07 3:57:46 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: NM Volunteer: nyseattitude: Albania! Woooooot!!
Where all the really really white women at!


[Fark user image image 452x604]

Albania ironically has a strong Turkish and Slavic presence, which means big bushy black mustaches on everybody, man woman and child.

What an Albanian woman might look like.

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She clearly just shaves her big black bushy mustache.
 
2020-08-07 3:57:52 PM  

LegacyDL: Is there a word that describes laughing and crying at the same time?


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2020-08-07 3:57:59 PM  

Hellkite85: One positive aspect of this pandemic is that it has removed the glossy/shiny layer of American exceptionalism and exposed a disgusting rotten core.

A rotten core that consists of massive wealth inequality, millions without medical insurance (before the pandemic), flat wages for working class, failed trickle-down economics, police brutality, never ending wars, homelessness crisis, millions unemployed, high suicide rate for veterans, opioid crisis, millions in prison for non-violent crimes, etc.

And the entire world is laughing at us (rightly so).


That's real bad, and what's really bad is that if Trump is re-elected it will get worse.

If Biden is elected, it will only get marginally better.
 
2020-08-07 4:00:26 PM  

BitwiseShift: On the bright side, when we again have a functioning government, the prosecutions of those fraud, bribery, extortion actions by government officials will be easier since they won't be able to flee beyond our borders.


Riiight.  The Dems will prosecute the Trump Administration for its' obvious crimes.

Don't hold your breath.  As I said before, Dubya, Cheney, Rumsfeld and all those PNAC dickbags who should be in the Hague awaiting trial for legitimate war crimes are still WALKING FREE.

Hell, Eliot farking Abrams is back, and handling foreign policy.

It's a pipe dream, bro.
 
2020-08-07 4:01:04 PM  

Mike_LowELL: Nah'mean: Yup, no one is laughing at us anymore, no sirree.

I care very highly what the individuals from around the world who have never met me, don't know of me, and can only conceive my existence through an imagined idea of Americans that has been presented to them through mass media and perhaps a rash of interactions with the Americans privileged enough to visit their countries.

There's a reason I plan to pass legislation that will outlaw the planet forever.  We begin bombing in five minutes.  You have nobody to blame but yourself for my actions.


I pantless, internet salute you!

Mike LowELL for Galactic Overlord!
 
2020-08-07 4:01:41 PM  
BRAVO.
 
2020-08-07 4:01:43 PM  
I'm not surprised Transylvania is off the list with how we made everyone cancel Halloween this year.
 
2020-08-07 4:01:59 PM  

Mukster: How is drumpf going to get to safety in Russia after January 20? He better hope this virus hoax just goes away like he keeps promising by then...


Same way Saudi nationals flew out after 911!
 
2020-08-07 4:02:02 PM  

LegacyDL: Is there a word that describes laughing and crying at the same time?


Easy one.

THE BEE GEES "I STARTED A JOKE" 1968 HQ AUDIO
Youtube jrg1UAixGaM
 
2020-08-07 4:02:21 PM  
I believe UAE is on the list, but only Dubai.
 
2020-08-07 4:02:51 PM  
LOL America
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