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(WWE)   Tonight on Smackdown: The Dirt Sheet welcomes Sonya after her attack on Mandy, The Fella meets the King of Bros, Bray gives us another Firefly Fun House & will Alexa have a new persona after last week? Find out if it's golden at 8 PM ET on FOX   (wwe.com) divider line
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2020-08-07 5:42:49 PM  
This week on Friday Night Smackdown!:

How low can the ratings go? We'll find out tomorrow night!
 
2020-08-07 6:24:16 PM  

cman: This week on Friday Night Smackdown!:

How low can the ratings go? We'll find out tomorrow night!


I'm sure the obvious joke here would be "minus 5 stars!", but seeing how we have Jeff Hardy vs Baron Corbin on the slate, we may be wishing for the sweet release of death... or Victory Road 2011.
 
2020-08-07 7:36:44 PM  
Tonight on Smackdown Underground:

We put over Chad Gable by having him toss around some no name jobber in order to get you to take him seriously despite the fact we're still calling him "Shorty G". The Mandy Rose/Sonya Deville rivalry has become too heated for the ring, so the girls will fight it out without the ropes as Otis dances provocatively in the background. And finally, in a surprise return, Marty Janetty shows up and kills a guy!
 
2020-08-07 7:41:08 PM  
I continue my boycott of WWE until (a) I'm less busy, (b) the product gets out of the cruise control mostly meh it was on well before C-19 done 2020'd us all, (c) Auntie Cheesus beats one or more McMahons to death on live tv with a tray or (d) all of the above
 
2020-08-07 7:44:00 PM  

A Festering Boil: I continue my boycott of WWE until (a) I'm less busy, (b) the product gets out of the cruise control mostly meh it was on well before C-19 done 2020'd us all, (c) Auntie Cheesus beats one or more McMahons to death on live tv with a tray or (d) all of the above


Now why did you have to go and spoil next week's Raw Underground like that?
 
2020-08-07 8:01:32 PM  

DrunkenGator: A Festering Boil: I continue my boycott of WWE until (a) I'm less busy, (b) the product gets out of the cruise control mostly meh it was on well before C-19 done 2020'd us all, (c) Auntie Cheesus beats one or more McMahons to death on live tv with a tray or (d) all of the above

Now why did you have to go and spoil next week's Raw Underground like that?


RAW Underground? That was the plan for SummerSlam!
 
2020-08-07 8:04:09 PM  
See a smart movie heroine would have pulled out an ice pick at the last second and stabbed Bray upwards, right under his chin.
 
2020-08-07 8:04:38 PM  
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2020-08-07 8:05:38 PM  

isamudyson: See a smart movie heroine would have pulled out an ice pick at the last second and stabbed Bray upwards, right under his chin.


But then how could she turn heel and play that Harley Quinn character she's always wanted to?
 
2020-08-07 8:07:23 PM  

NKURyan: isamudyson: See a smart movie heroine would have pulled out an ice pick at the last second and stabbed Bray upwards, right under his chin.

But then how could she turn heel and play that Harley Quinn character she's always wanted to?


She takes over the fun house and uses it to torture Sasha & Bayley.


Also....
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2020-08-07 8:08:13 PM  
...can we please stop calling him "Shorty G" yet?
 
2020-08-07 8:08:53 PM  

isamudyson: NKURyan: isamudyson: See a smart movie heroine would have pulled out an ice pick at the last second and stabbed Bray upwards, right under his chin.

But then how could she turn heel and play that Harley Quinn character she's always wanted to?

She takes over the fun house and uses it to torture Sasha & Bayley.


Also....
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Damn it! I got my heels mixed up:
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(but I also wasn't wrong as Corbin will be along at some point in this match)
 
2020-08-07 8:09:33 PM  

NKURyan: ...can we please stop calling him "Shorty G" yet?


I mean when you put us on the spot like that....

/Try the veal
 
2020-08-07 8:16:47 PM  
Since this is the break, for anyone that watches DARK, look at their twitter feed as the next show has a few new faces in it. Also, NJPW Strong starts tonight on the streaming site with the tourney to see who faces Mox for his IWGP U.S. belt. (Jeff Cobb, KENTA, Brodie Lee & G.O.D. headlining with with Kevin Kelly & Alex Koslov on the call).
 
2020-08-07 8:18:14 PM  
I thought the Irish Curse was soft bones, brittle teeth & being related to your date.

/annnnd I won't be getting to sponsor Team Ireland after that
 
2020-08-07 8:21:07 PM  
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2020-08-07 8:21:34 PM  
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2020-08-07 8:21:37 PM  

isamudyson: I thought the Irish Curse was soft bones, brittle teeth & being related to your date.

/annnnd I won't be getting to sponsor Team Ireland after that


Teeny weenie.

/Pretty sure we've had this talk before, lol.
 
2020-08-07 8:22:14 PM  
Chad Gable vs Matt Riddle will be a really fun match at the very least.
 
2020-08-07 8:23:07 PM  
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2020-08-07 8:23:40 PM  
If Riddle is "the original Bro" I guess that makes me the "unoriginal Bro?"
 
2020-08-07 8:25:04 PM  

Chris Crude: If Riddle is "the original Bro" I guess that makes me the "unoriginal Bro?"


Then what's Russo, bro?  Bro'ed liver?
 
2020-08-07 8:25:34 PM  
I could've swore they had a new mask for The Fiend a while back (it didn't cover the upper half of Bray's face), but they're still using the original. It's gotta be harder to work in.
 
2020-08-07 8:26:29 PM  
I think I came up with a new wrestling move I haven't ever seen, although maybe only Ricochet could do it (maybe Ospreay too). You know when someone gets their right leg grabbed by their opponent when they got to give them a front boot & the opponent then throws it down causing them to face plant on the mat? How about if instead they managed a standing flip forward the "tossed" leg coming over the top for an axe kick? Might be impossible to do but I have never seen it tried before.
 
2020-08-07 8:28:23 PM  

NKURyan: I could've swore they had a new mask for The Fiend a while back (it didn't cover the upper half of Bray's face), but they're still using the original. It's gotta be harder to work in.


Hmmm, I don't recall that but it sounds interesting. I wouldn't mind if they did a different mask for each person he goes after & have it slightly resemble the person he's after.
 
2020-08-07 8:28:52 PM  

isamudyson: I think I came up with a new wrestling move I haven't ever seen, although maybe only Ricochet could do it (maybe Ospreay too). You know when someone gets their right leg grabbed by their opponent when they got to give them a front boot & the opponent then throws it down causing them to face plant on the mat? How about if instead they managed a standing flip forward the "tossed" leg coming over the top for an axe kick? Might be impossible to do but I have never seen it tried before.


Or when they lift the leg up to plant someone on their back, the other foot kicks through and they do a backflip? Would look like Guile from street fighter.
 
2020-08-07 8:29:07 PM  
Wait....is that another Bachelorette contestant?
 
2020-08-07 8:30:12 PM  

isamudyson: I think I came up with a new wrestling move I haven't ever seen, although maybe only Ricochet could do it (maybe Ospreay too). You know when someone gets their right leg grabbed by their opponent when they got to give them a front boot & the opponent then throws it down causing them to face plant on the mat? How about if instead they managed a standing flip forward the "tossed" leg coming over the top for an axe kick? Might be impossible to do but I have never seen it tried before.


It'd be cool looking, but I'd guess it's impossible to get enough momentum?
 
2020-08-07 8:30:23 PM  

Chris Crude: isamudyson: I think I came up with a new wrestling move I haven't ever seen, although maybe only Ricochet could do it (maybe Ospreay too). You know when someone gets their right leg grabbed by their opponent when they got to give them a front boot & the opponent then throws it down causing them to face plant on the mat? How about if instead they managed a standing flip forward the "tossed" leg coming over the top for an axe kick? Might be impossible to do but I have never seen it tried before.

Or when they lift the leg up to plant someone on their back, the other foot kicks through and they do a backflip? Would look like Guile from street fighter.


Pretty much that.

Also...
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2020-08-07 8:31:17 PM  

NKURyan: isamudyson: I think I came up with a new wrestling move I haven't ever seen, although maybe only Ricochet could do it (maybe Ospreay too). You know when someone gets their right leg grabbed by their opponent when they got to give them a front boot & the opponent then throws it down causing them to face plant on the mat? How about if instead they managed a standing flip forward the "tossed" leg coming over the top for an axe kick? Might be impossible to do but I have never seen it tried before.

It'd be cool looking, but I'd guess it's impossible to get enough momentum?


Maybe but people used to think a 630 was impossible too.
 
2020-08-07 8:31:23 PM  

isamudyson: NKURyan: I could've swore they had a new mask for The Fiend a while back (it didn't cover the upper half of Bray's face), but they're still using the original. It's gotta be harder to work in.

Hmmm, I don't recall that but it sounds interesting. I wouldn't mind if they did a different mask for each person he goes after & have it slightly resemble the person he's after.


Found it:
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2020-08-07 8:31:50 PM  
We're getting a Mandy/Sonya hair vs hair match, aren't we?
 
2020-08-07 8:32:16 PM  

NKURyan: isamudyson: NKURyan: I could've swore they had a new mask for The Fiend a while back (it didn't cover the upper half of Bray's face), but they're still using the original. It's gotta be harder to work in.

Hmmm, I don't recall that but it sounds interesting. I wouldn't mind if they did a different mask for each person he goes after & have it slightly resemble the person he's after.

Found it:
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Nifty! BTW, why is Miz wearing an English prep school jacket tonight?
 
2020-08-07 8:32:58 PM  
Miz and Morrison are great.
 
2020-08-07 8:33:21 PM  

NKURyan: We're getting a Mandy/Sonya hair vs hair match, aren't we?


Can it be a Brazilian hair match?
 
2020-08-07 8:34:20 PM  

isamudyson: NKURyan: isamudyson: NKURyan: I could've swore they had a new mask for The Fiend a while back (it didn't cover the upper half of Bray's face), but they're still using the original. It's gotta be harder to work in.

Hmmm, I don't recall that but it sounds interesting. I wouldn't mind if they did a different mask for each person he goes after & have it slightly resemble the person he's after.

Found it:
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Nifty! BTW, why is Miz wearing an English prep school jacket tonight?


Vince told him he wasn't being enough of a douche, and he can't fit into a bottle of Summer's Eve, so...
 
2020-08-07 8:35:23 PM  
HOLY CRAP! That jacket Miz has on is $2700 on the Gucci website.
 
2020-08-07 8:35:45 PM  

isamudyson: NKURyan: We're getting a Mandy/Sonya hair vs hair match, aren't we?

Can it be a Brazilian hair match?


Might be too late!
 
2020-08-07 8:36:39 PM  

isamudyson: HOLY CRAP! That jacket Miz has on is $2700 on the Gucci website.


Dat reality TV money...
 
2020-08-07 8:37:13 PM  
Daria sporting a nice ass watch tonight.
 
2020-08-07 8:37:15 PM  
Sonya's doing pretty good here for someone who never gets to promo.
 
2020-08-07 8:38:35 PM  

NKURyan: Sonya's doing pretty good here for someone who never gets to promo.


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2020-08-07 8:45:12 PM  
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(It's a one on one match but whatever)
 
2020-08-07 8:52:31 PM  
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2020-08-07 8:53:24 PM  
Ooh, we get the Fiend entrance!
 
2020-08-07 8:58:17 PM  
It still amazes me that "Lil Sweet" in those ads is Justin (as in Justin & Kelly) from American Idol.
 
2020-08-07 8:59:16 PM  
They really need to cut back on the lat week recaps like this one.
 
2020-08-07 9:00:45 PM  
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2020-08-07 9:01:15 PM  
The Fiend is gonna go Phantom of the Performance Center?
 
2020-08-07 9:03:11 PM  
So we've got Fiend vs Monster at Summerfest.  Do I hear a Demon?

/ Either one will do.
 
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