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(WJAC TV Johnstown)   Washington State Troopers rescue unicorn abandoned on the side of the road and find it a forever home   (wjactv.com) divider line
    More: Sappy, freeway finds, Brittany Murphy, Unicorn, new happy owners  
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923 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 07 Aug 2020 at 2:27 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-07 12:44:42 PM  
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2020-08-07 2:52:43 PM  
I get the feeling that those were his kids, and the unicorn was theirs anyway.

What am I saying? Cops ALWAYS tell the truth!
 
2020-08-07 3:31:59 PM  
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"Thanks, now GTFO!"
 
2020-08-07 4:38:18 PM  

Noctusxx: [Fark user image 621x402]


Came to see how long it would take for a Fark asshat to show up, done in one.
 
2020-08-07 4:56:08 PM  
Some poor child with an abusive parent will be finding solace in her school library this winter, the only safe space in her life.
Having never forgotten her only friend that was tossed out of the car window by that rat bastard dad others, and find it online, posing with happy children. Held hostage by these smiling, smug children.

She'll go home. Poison her dad, who will not be found until they sift through the ashes of the trailer fire.
Once they realize she is not one of the corpses, it will be too late for the happy campers holding her best friend hostage.

The beast has been released, and is quietly riding a greyhound bus, with dad's .357 in her pink back pack.

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2020-08-07 5:09:37 PM  
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Thank goodness they found the latter and not the former.
 
2020-08-07 6:18:35 PM  

Sean VasDeferens: Noctusxx: [Fark user image 621x402]

Came to see how long it would take for a Fark asshat to show up, done in one.


Right back at ya Cheeto/Pig Sucker.
 
2020-08-07 6:55:20 PM  
Can we not fight in the D'awww tab please?  Real men/women/others/unicorns take it to the square circle of the pol tab.
 
2020-08-07 9:32:55 PM  
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You people will piss and moan about anything nowadays.
 
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