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(Detroit Metro Times)   May I take your order? Yeah man like uh...ya got...uh...1/8 flower power, trippy gummies and some kushy punch? Sir, this is a McDonald's...you want the Cronic Drive-thru down the street. Ironic cronic supersonic tag, you're it man   (metrotimes.com) divider line
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2020-08-07 7:46:29 PM  
The dispensary I go to have a drive thru, but you have to place on online order to pick up at it.
 
2020-08-07 11:36:49 PM  
In Salem OR, I've seen a lot of dispensaries next to fast food places. A couple of them next to a local burger chain (think Five Guys), and one in a strip mall next to a Popeyes, a Carl's Jr, a Hawaiian BBQ, a sandwich shop, and a Mexican drive-thru.

Synergistic Marketing is alive and well
 
2020-08-07 11:54:22 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: In Salem OR, I've seen a lot of dispensaries next to fast food places. A couple of them next to a local burger chain (think Five Guys), and one in a strip mall next to a Popeyes, a Carl's Jr, a Hawaiian BBQ, a sandwich shop, and a Mexican drive-thru.

Synergistic Marketing is alive and well


I suppose they put the brothels next to the army barracks.
 
2020-08-08 12:23:30 AM  
Weird.  You can walk up to the counter and place an order, or you can sit in your car and place an order.

Result is the same, you get your order (hopefully, it's what you ordered).


Next thing you're going to tell me is that girls on roller skates will deliver your order to your car?????  Or you can go to the movies, sit in your car, and watch the movie?

Wow...
 
2020-08-08 4:31:44 AM  
Why not just get it delivered?
 
2020-08-08 12:10:16 PM  
Up here our dispensary is closed due to covid, used to be a small crowd waiting as they just served one person at a time. So these days i just pick up the phone and call them, ask what theyve got, make my selection, and an hour later it's delivered to my house. Costs a bit more as i tip generously, but hey, it takes all the uncertainty out of it. No more "well, my brother's buddy has a friend who knows a guy whose sisters boyfriend knows a dude who might be holding". Or not...
 
2020-08-08 12:10:31 PM  
My dispensary has been doing this since March. I preferred delivery but with no job I've just quit cannabis for the first time in 4 years. I forgot how much life physically hurts at 52.
 
2020-08-08 1:09:41 PM  
Hey... like... ready for your order...
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Man! You got to push the button man.
 
2020-08-08 1:12:19 PM  

links136: RoyFokker'sGhost: In Salem OR, I've seen a lot of dispensaries next to fast food places. A couple of them next to a local burger chain (think Five Guys), and one in a strip mall next to a Popeyes, a Carl's Jr, a Hawaiian BBQ, a sandwich shop, and a Mexican drive-thru.

Synergistic Marketing is alive and well

I suppose they put the brothels next to the army barracks.


This one is next to a funeral home.
 
2020-08-08 2:18:35 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: In Salem OR, I've seen a lot of dispensaries next to fast food places. A couple of them next to a local burger chain (think Five Guys), and one in a strip mall next to a Popeyes, a Carl's Jr, a Hawaiian BBQ, a sandwich shop, and a Mexican drive-thru.

Synergistic Marketing is alive and well


The guy that opened the first dispensary here opened it a block away from a College and right next door to a Domino's pizza. Every body was brilliant!
Problem was there is a hockey arena right next door to pizza place and all the parents got up in arms "Oh the children". "You can't have a reefer hut next to the children".
Pot store guy retorts, your hockey arena sells beer, wine, and liquor.
City Solicitor, "He's got you there. They're both legal".

The first example I've seen of this was about 5 years ago a guy opened a Pizza Hut in a strip mall right next door to a weight watchers.
Only Pizza Hut that has ever lasted here more than 2 years.
 
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