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(Las Vegas Review Journal)   Trump's pastor holds huge rally in defiance of Las Vegas city ordinance, Romans 13:1-2   (reviewjournal.com) divider line
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2020-08-07 3:32:44 PM  
I'm not wishing COVID on anybody but admit that some infections would be less heartbreaking than others.
 
2020-08-07 5:40:57 PM  
That expression looks like someone who's just counting the seconds until she can get back to flogging servants and skinning Dalmatian puppies.
 
2020-08-07 6:39:28 PM  
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2020-08-07 8:25:33 PM  
People mystify me
 
2020-08-07 8:26:10 PM  
Hold them accountable.  What's the problem?  They're extremely clearly in violation of the law.  So do something.
 
2020-08-07 8:27:06 PM  
What is this dogshiat about Trump's "pastor"? He's never gone to church, and is not a religious person - never has been.
Are the Vangies actually buying this act?
They've got to be even dumber than I thought they were.
 
2020-08-07 8:27:17 PM  

austerity101: Hold them accountable.  What's the problem?  They're extremely clearly in violation of the law.  So do something.


butbutbut rilijus freedumz
 
2020-08-07 8:27:33 PM  

austerity101: Hold them accountable.  What's the problem?  They're extremely clearly in violation of the law.  So do something.


Turn a hand sanitizer water cannon on the crowd?
 
2020-08-07 8:28:39 PM  
Trump's pastor worships Nurgle.
 
2020-08-07 8:28:58 PM  
Render unto Caesar biatch
 
2020-08-07 8:29:15 PM  
"Pastor". I bet she doesn't preach the teachings of Christ.
 
2020-08-07 8:30:35 PM  

austerity101: Hold them accountable.  What's the problem?  They're extremely clearly in violation of the law.  So do something.


They did punish them strongly with a hefty $250.00 dollar fine. That will teach them.
 
2020-08-07 8:30:45 PM  
If you click through to the article it has this gem:

including several attempts by police to shut it down as it unfolded.

So where were the guns, where was the riot gear, where were the federal troops, where were the arrests?  I don't think police tried nearly as hard as they would have, if the gathering had more melanin.
 
2020-08-07 8:31:09 PM  
Let them all die. I am sick and tired of hearing about these stupid motherfarkers. Take Trump and his posse of nazi waterheads with you to meet your non-existent god.
 
2020-08-07 8:31:21 PM  
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2020-08-07 8:32:37 PM  

RainDawg: "Pastor". I bet she doesn't preach the teachings of Christ.


Trumps great doctor should get together with his pastor and protect us from night emissions of the demon sperm.
 
2020-08-07 8:32:55 PM  
Don't people understand that treating christians the same as other American citizens is religious persecution.
Just ask one of them.
 
2020-08-07 8:33:05 PM  
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2020-08-07 8:36:02 PM  

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All jokes aside, would a real "pastor" have "Ms." as her title?
 
2020-08-07 8:37:12 PM  
Also, nice bible passage.
 
2020-08-07 8:38:06 PM  
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2020-08-07 8:40:30 PM  
Covidfest 2020.
 
2020-08-07 8:41:46 PM  

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Worst porn ever.  When Mr, Drummond blew Arnold on Diff'rent Strokes was better,
 
2020-08-07 8:44:26 PM  
then there is that Sturgis bike gathering though i doubt it will be as many people as they say, I mean those dentists may be rough and tough on week-ends but they're not stupid, they like their things, others like their street parties and freedom, my god this could go on for years....the whackamole virus
 
2020-08-07 8:46:04 PM  
Jesus lookin' down on them like

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2020-08-07 8:46:06 PM  
If you feel the need to sings songs to your invisible sky daddy indoors during a pandemic I say please proceed.
/you won't be missed
 
2020-08-07 8:47:29 PM  

edmo: I'm not wishing COVID on anybody but admit that some infections would be less heartbreaking than others.


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2020-08-07 8:52:05 PM  

edmo: I'm not wishing COVID on anybody but admit that some infections would be less heartbreaking than others.


I am.  At this point, I am wishing Covid on these people and only these people.
 
2020-08-07 8:52:40 PM  
FTFA:

The Las Vegas Review-Journal reported that the city served a violation on the hotel and the rally organizers that includes a $250 fine.

Damn, if it was up to me, I would have just locked the doors and let COVID take it's course.
 
2020-08-07 8:53:05 PM  
 
2020-08-07 8:55:17 PM  
Like, I get it, we should be cheering the spread of the virus, because innocent people may die from their stupidity and we should be shaming these idiots for actively spreading it.

BUT,

They just keep doing it. It's not like they haven't been told the safety warnings. It's a bit like "Hey, careful that knife is really sharp so don't play with it" then seconds later they're screaming about splitting their hand open and crying that no one warned them. Kind of difficult to give a shiat, especially when they keep doing it.
 
2020-08-07 9:02:43 PM  
Jesus saves
 
2020-08-07 9:02:53 PM  

HerptheDerp: Like, I get it, we should be cheering the spread of the virus, because innocent people may die from their stupidity and we should be shaming these idiots for actively spreading it.

BUT,

They just keep doing it. It's not like they haven't been told the safety warnings. It's a bit like "Hey, careful that knife is really sharp so don't play with it" then seconds later they're screaming about splitting their hand open and crying that no one warned them. Kind of difficult to give a shiat, especially when they keep doing it.


It does rather throw a bit of cold water on the "daddy theory" of how kids learn not to touch a hot stove.

Then again, children actually learn. Republican fake "Christian" evangelicals... not so much.
 
2020-08-07 9:11:07 PM  
They got a $250 fine, I'm sure that'll teach them a lesson...
 
2020-08-07 9:12:22 PM  

Dissident Sheep: They got a $250 fine, I'm sure that'll teach them a lesson...


That'll be a net profit for the event.  They will do it again and again.
 
2020-08-07 9:22:37 PM  
As a new Nevada resident (3 years) it is disturbing seeing it in the news for things like this.

On the other hand, at least our governor is taking the TrumpHoax Apocalypse Virus seriously. And so many folks here hate him for it.
 
2020-08-07 9:25:05 PM  
I'm all for the plague rats continuation of crowded public events without masks and social distancing.

In Trumpenfurher's own words, "it is what it is." F*ck 'em. Let them die & take out as many of their like-minded families, friends, neighbors etc. The more of them dead before the election, the better.
 
2020-08-07 9:27:31 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Jesus saves


He's going to be addingt to his collection in the next coulpe of weeks.
 
2020-08-07 9:29:39 PM  

Spaz-master: Render unto Ceaser CAESAR'S PALACE biatch


FTFY
 
2020-08-07 9:30:22 PM  

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Those pixels have been Photoshopped.
I can tell by the Corinthians.
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2020-08-07 9:36:26 PM  

suebhoney: I'm all for the plague rats continuation of crowded public events without masks and social distancing.

In Trumpenfurher's own words, "it is what it is." F*ck 'em. Let them die & take out as many of their like-minded families, friends, neighbors etc. The more of them dead before the election, the better.


They should be on a ship of fools. Big ol' lux-ur-rey liner, going all over the oceans, which is manned and driven by their like minded "no-mask-fer-me" crew. Whoop it up! Can not come ashore. Supplies delivered by drones. Dead bodies-floated out to sea, as a Viking funeral. Win-win.
 
2020-08-07 9:36:46 PM  
Wait... you expect Christians to actually read the Bible?
 
2020-08-07 9:40:57 PM  

HerptheDerp: Like, I get it, we should be cheering the spread of the virus, because innocent people may die from their stupidity and we should be shaming these idiots for actively spreading it.

BUT,

They just keep doing it. It's not like they haven't been told the safety warnings. It's a bit like "Hey, careful that knife is really sharp so don't play with it" then seconds later they're screaming about splitting their hand open and crying that no one warned them. Kind of difficult to give a shiat, especially when they keep doing it.


Long ago my kids were playing with a wagon and while one was pulling the other I warned them the wheels were too sharp and someone was going to get hurt. Bam! #1 was down. Now reversed I said the same thing. Bam! #2 down.

After that it was good to go.

/raising twins can get really interesting
 
2020-08-07 9:44:28 PM  

jso2897: What is this dogshiat about Trump's "pastor"? He's never gone to church, and is not a religious person - never has been.
Are the Vangies actually buying this act?
They've got to be even dumber than I thought they were.


Trump is a kindred spirit. Finally, they have a monarch who despises the Jews and the children of Ham as much as they do.
 
2020-08-07 9:45:48 PM  
Setting my schadenfreude alarm for six weeks
 
2020-08-07 9:55:21 PM  

Artist: suebhoney: I'm all for the plague rats continuation of crowded public events without masks and social distancing.

In Trumpenfurher's own words, "it is what it is." F*ck 'em. Let them die & take out as many of their like-minded families, friends, neighbors etc. The more of them dead before the election, the better.

They should be on a ship of fools. Big ol' lux-ur-rey liner, going all over the oceans, which is manned and driven by their like minded "no-mask-fer-me" crew. Whoop it up! Can not come ashore. Supplies delivered by drones. Dead bodies-floated out to sea, as a Viking funeral. Win-win.


No supplies except the same food they make children in cages eat.

I don't want one red cent of my tax dollars going towards helping people who have the ability to prevent catching it and refuse. F*ck them, f*ck their feelings and let them die. No funerals, dump them overboard like Bin Laden.
 
2020-08-07 10:02:00 PM  
Hey guys, don't worry! This Plague Party doesn't EVER have to stop!

https://twitter.com/TrumpsTaxes/statu​s​/1291879251772399616
 
2020-08-07 10:15:45 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Jesus saves


Moses invests
 
2020-08-07 10:40:09 PM  
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2020-08-07 10:53:19 PM  

RainDawg: "Pastor". I bet she doesn't preach the teachings of Christ.


Modern Christian's have switched to preaching AT christ. They sure seem to think he got a lot wrong.
 
2020-08-07 11:01:18 PM  

jso2897: What is this dogshiat about Trump's "pastor"? He's never gone to church, and is not a religious person - never has been.
Are the Vangies actually buying this act?
They've got to be even dumber than I thought they were.


It's the pastor he's boning.
 
2020-08-07 11:01:26 PM  

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Pushin' in her ____ (can't add more-for obvious reasons).
 
2020-08-07 11:09:33 PM  

suebhoney: Artist: suebhoney: I'm all for the plague rats continuation of crowded public events without masks and social distancing.

In Trumpenfurher's own words, "it is what it is." F*ck 'em. Let them die & take out as many of their like-minded families, friends, neighbors etc. The more of them dead before the election, the better.

They should be on a ship of fools. Big ol' lux-ur-rey liner, going all over the oceans, which is manned and driven by their like minded "no-mask-fer-me" crew. Whoop it up! Can not come ashore. Supplies delivered by drones. Dead bodies-floated out to sea, as a Viking funeral. Win-win.

No supplies except the same food they make children in cages eat.

I don't want one red cent of my tax dollars going towards helping people who have the ability to prevent catching it and refuse. F*ck them, f*ck their feelings and let them die. No funerals, dump them overboard like Bin Laden.


See-teh Vikings would set the boat carrying the corpse on fire. Now, dumpin' 'em over board-you do know what's involved to get 'em to sink. Or could chum the waters for sharks to clean up.
No, no tax money will be spent-gonna fund some of this with their social security, seize all assets, and what nots.
Supplies could be anything. Say a month's worth of almost expired Hormel chili an' gub-mint cheeze.
 
2020-08-07 11:25:50 PM  
Ah yes, the strong legal argument of "but we wanna"

Take names and deny every one of them at the door to the hospital. Even for a broken leg. Denied.
 
2020-08-08 12:35:12 AM  

berylman: schecter: [Fark user image 275x275]

Worst porn ever.  When Mr, Drummond blew Arnold on Diff'rent Strokes was better,


lol what was that one where Arnold's friend Dudley kept taking them to some pedophile's house, who kept giving them wine and wanted to play "Poseidon King of the Sea" in the shower with them?
 
2020-08-08 12:59:20 AM  

tintar: berylman: schecter: [Fark user image 275x275]

Worst porn ever.  When Mr, Drummond blew Arnold on Diff'rent Strokes was better,

lol what was that one where Arnold's friend Dudley kept taking them to some pedophile's house, who kept giving them wine and wanted to play "Poseidon King of the Sea" in the shower with them?


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2020-08-08 1:14:21 AM  

Alphax: Dissident Sheep: They got a $250 fine, I'm sure that'll teach them a lesson...

That'll be a net profit for the event.  They will do it again and again.


Make it $250 per attendee fine for the organizers, another $250 per attendee fine for the venue, and fine each attendee another $250 individually. All fines to go to a Covid-19 relief fund.

That might improve the situation a bit.
 
2020-08-08 1:29:00 AM  
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2020-08-08 3:51:31 AM  

Alphax: tintar: berylman: schecter: [Fark user image 275x275]

Worst porn ever.  When Mr, Drummond blew Arnold on Diff'rent Strokes was better,

lol what was that one where Arnold's friend Dudley kept taking them to some pedophile's house, who kept giving them wine and wanted to play "Poseidon King of the Sea" in the shower with them?

[Fark user image 850x478]


Those were, "Very Special Episodes"....
 
2020-08-08 10:18:26 AM  
I'd say Death outranks Fuehrer as a "powers that be".
 
2020-08-08 1:50:41 PM  
Why aren't we taxing churches again?
 
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