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2020-08-07 4:53:42 PM  
Oh, England.  Where 30C (86F) is considered world-ending heat.
 
2020-08-07 4:55:50 PM  
Article says nothing about John Travolta's greased penis.
 
2020-08-07 4:56:54 PM  
HOTY
 
yms
2020-08-07 5:00:08 PM  
Smell my balls, smell my balls
Penis bigger by half,
Smell my balls, smell my balls,
While you try not to barf
 
2020-08-07 5:00:37 PM  

AstroJesus: Article says nothing about John Travolta's greased penis.


Guile's theme goes with everything Jamie Lee Curtis vs John Travolta
Youtube JhqqFsht-jc
 
2020-08-07 5:01:35 PM  
Here is the opposite of summer penis.....

Buried penis - what is it and do you have one?
A BURIED penis is a problem effecting the male genitalia, which causes a large amount of distress to men who suffer with it.
https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/​l​ife/770334/Buried-penis-symptoms-treat​ment
 
2020-08-07 5:02:23 PM  
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/got nothin'
//headline was just an excuse to post this
 
2020-08-07 5:03:03 PM  
"I've got something in my front pocket for you"
Youtube NRdoKW1CsxE
 
2020-08-07 5:05:04 PM  
Summer penis is great and all but is no match against shrinkage

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2020-08-07 5:05:34 PM  

invictus2: AstroJesus: Article says nothing about John Travolta's greased penis.

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This is my favorite version.


The Rite of Spring Workout
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2020-08-07 5:05:57 PM  
I started to read the article but then got distracted:

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2020-08-07 5:08:17 PM  
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2020-08-07 5:12:51 PM  
Why would they call it summer penis when they could have used:

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2020-08-07 5:15:15 PM  
i find a lot of weird shiat around my under area during my weekly hosing.
 
2020-08-07 5:16:28 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Summer penis is great and all but is no match against shrinkage

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What? You mean like laundry?
 
2020-08-07 5:21:26 PM  
Very, very old news.
Too Darn Hot
Youtube bdp5ce2WA0k
 
2020-08-07 5:34:11 PM  

FrancoFile: Oh, England.  Where 30C (86F) is considered world-ending heat.


England has a very humid climate and air conditioning is rare. 30C is life-threatening heat.
 
2020-08-07 5:36:52 PM  
Yeah, got summer penis but the women I'm finding have winter vagina, so no go.
 
2020-08-07 5:39:00 PM  

Gordon Bennett: FrancoFile: Oh, England.  Where 30C (86F) is considered world-ending heat.

England has a very humid climate and air conditioning is rare. 30C is life-threatening heat.


Southeast Texas here.
No, 86 degrees is nothing.
Humidity or not.
 
2020-08-07 5:42:21 PM  

Gordon Bennett: FrancoFile: Oh, England.  Where 30C (86F) is considered world-ending heat.

England has a very humid climate and air conditioning is rare. 30C is life-threatening heat.


I turn my AC off when it gets down to 86. /shrug
 
2020-08-07 5:49:14 PM  

Xanlexian: [i.imgur.com image 500x522]

/got nothin'
//headline was just an excuse to post this


He Protecc..
He Attac...
He scream at the Back....
 
2020-08-07 5:50:58 PM  

Herr Flick's Revenge: Gordon Bennett: FrancoFile: Oh, England.  Where 30C (86F) is considered world-ending heat.

England has a very humid climate and air conditioning is rare. 30C is life-threatening heat.

Southeast Texas here.
No, 86 degrees is nothing.
Humidity or not.


Have you been in England on a 30C day? I have. For healthy people it's uncomfortable, sweaty and disgusting with no relief. For older people and those with health issues it's dangerous.
 
2020-08-07 5:51:05 PM  
FTA: "While swelling may not sound pleasant, he adds that this isn't a cause for concern, but instead something to be celebrated."

Has the author of this sentence never seen a penis, or spoken to someone about theirs, before?
 
2020-08-07 5:53:00 PM  

ruudbob: Here is the opposite of summer penis.....

Buried penis - what is it and do you have one?
A BURIED penis is a problem effecting the male genitalia, which causes a large amount of distress to men who suffer with it.
https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/l​ife/770334/Buried-penis-symptoms-treat​ment


They invented a solution for that:

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2020-08-07 5:58:08 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Herr Flick's Revenge: Gordon Bennett: FrancoFile: Oh, England.  Where 30C (86F) is considered world-ending heat.

England has a very humid climate and air conditioning is rare. 30C is life-threatening heat.

Southeast Texas here.
No, 86 degrees is nothing.
Humidity or not.

Have you been in England on a 30C day? I have. For healthy people it's uncomfortable, sweaty and disgusting with no relief. For older people and those with health issues it's dangerous.


I honestly haven't.  What's the percentage humidity that we're talking about?  NC gets days where the temperature is 90°F and 80% humidity, heat index of 105 or something
 
2020-08-07 6:01:31 PM  
Man. I'm all greased up
 
2020-08-07 6:03:21 PM  
The armadillo in my trousers likes the heat.
 
2020-08-07 6:11:29 PM  
Summer penis.

Some aren't.
 
2020-08-07 6:15:55 PM  
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2020-08-07 6:21:13 PM  
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2020-08-07 6:21:56 PM  

The_Philosopher_King: [Fark user image image 480x423]


Omg, boners.com...I haven't been there in like 15 years.
 
2020-08-07 6:23:13 PM  

some_beer_drinker: i find a lot of weird shiat around my under area during my weekly hosing.


Sorry.  I forgot to take off the cock ring.
 
2020-08-07 6:26:35 PM  
This is of course, not to be confused with summer penile syndrome, where men suffer with itchy, painful bites on their genitals.

You wot, mate?!

Seriously is there another article explaining what the fark this one is about?!
 
2020-08-07 6:35:37 PM  
Why the fixation on genitalia?
 
2020-08-07 6:51:49 PM  
Uh, no. It doesn't happen. Having been through many summers in Texas, I will testify that this is 100% BS.
 
2020-08-07 7:00:02 PM  

NevynFox: The_Philosopher_King: [Fark user image image 480x423]

Omg, boners.com...I haven't been there in like 15 years.


looks like their site is...........
......down.
 
2020-08-07 7:02:51 PM  
Kind of like swamp arse or having your balls stick to your leg. Heat causes body parts to swell and sweat. Your feet and hands can swell too. So what?
 
2020-08-07 7:19:46 PM  
The only good thing from Grease is the Bee Gee's song
Bee Gees Grease Is The Word
Youtube gJjfi9MaLrA
This is my jamz yo
 
2020-08-07 7:22:17 PM  
Some men have previously claimed they've experienced a phenomenon known as 'summer penis', which is where high temperatures cause the penis to appear bigger.

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2020-08-07 7:51:25 PM  

WastrelWay: Uh, no. It doesn't happen. Having been through many summers in Texas, I will testify that this is 100% BS.


It's not the heat that does it, it's the humidity!
 
2020-08-07 8:03:46 PM  

WastrelWay: Uh, no. It doesn't happen. Having been through many summers in Texas, I will testify that this is 100% BS.


TFA is from England, though. Men over there tend to have "growers", and at other times of year, it's cold enough to cause a fair amount of shrinkage.
 
2020-08-07 8:14:25 PM  
Man; Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
 
2020-08-07 8:14:41 PM  

C18H27NO3: I started to read the article but then got distracted:

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Are they supposed to have a friend help, or what?
 
2020-08-07 8:43:08 PM  

Kalyco Jack: This is of course, not to be confused with summer penile syndrome, where men suffer with itchy, painful bites on their genitals.

You wot, mate?!

Seriously is there another article explaining what the fark this one is about?!


Sounds a mite painful.
 
2020-08-07 8:43:46 PM  

Herr Flick's Revenge: Gordon Bennett: FrancoFile: Oh, England.  Where 30C (86F) is considered world-ending heat.

England has a very humid climate and air conditioning is rare. 30C is life-threatening heat.

Southeast Texas here.
No, 86 degrees is nothing.
Humidity or not.


86F is a comfortable summer evening
 
2020-08-07 8:46:35 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Herr Flick's Revenge: Gordon Bennett: FrancoFile: Oh, England.  Where 30C (86F) is considered world-ending heat.

England has a very humid climate and air conditioning is rare. 30C is life-threatening heat.

Southeast Texas here.
No, 86 degrees is nothing.
Humidity or not.

Have you been in England on a 30C day? I have. For healthy people it's uncomfortable, sweaty and disgusting with no relief. For older people and those with health issues it's dangerous.


Texas


come walk five miles in 95F.
Did that every Sunday during my teens.
Meanwhile football players die in this same Texas heat. One year, every other year for most of my life
 
2020-08-07 8:47:53 PM  

The_Philosopher_King: [Fark user image image 480x423]


😆😆😆😆😆😂🤣💀
 
2020-08-07 8:49:35 PM  

NevynFox: The_Philosopher_King: [Fark user image image 480x423]

Omg, boners.com...I haven't been there in like 15 years.


Yo man that's some racist BS man
 
2020-08-07 8:54:46 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Herr Flick's Revenge: Gordon Bennett: FrancoFile: Oh, England.  Where 30C (86F) is considered world-ending heat.

England has a very humid climate and air conditioning is rare. 30C is life-threatening heat.

Southeast Texas here.
No, 86 degrees is nothing.
Humidity or not.

Have you been in England on a 30C day? I have. For healthy people it's uncomfortable, sweaty and disgusting with no relief. For older people and those with health issues it's dangerous.


Is it 30C when it is raining?

We got a lot of that this summer.
 
2020-08-07 9:11:00 PM  
I love Brits telling people who live anywhere from MI to FL to TX about their wet heat, as though we don't get the same stuff here.

And fwiw I'm well aware of how an old person can die in those heats. I'm not aware of why Brits think their claim to have extremes makes any sense.
 
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