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(Daily Mail)   Did Kellyanne of Green Goebbels have her 15 year-old daughter arrested on fake assault charges to keep her off social media? According to her daughter, yes   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-08-07 9:10:18 AM  
15 year old girls (or 13 or 11 even) on social media can be monsters who need to be stopped. Think about 'cash me outside' girl. Parents can become overwhelmed and need help, something to break things up, especially as children are absolute experts at manipulating their parents. But false assault charges is a bit much. Why not hire a fake cop-stripper who can warn the kid about the kind of life you'll face if you don't listen to your Mom. You could wind up in a humiliating job trying to defend a complete idiot and all because of poor choices you made as a teenager.
 
2020-08-07 9:19:59 AM  
She couldn't call Bill Burr and Betsy deVos to get a Rent-a-Merc to show up and kidnap detain her?

There's a story that will get reveal in years, and I'm willing to wait. Unless the kid DOES gets swept to some undisclosed location for "reconditioning".
 
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2020-08-07 11:41:14 AM  
What a nice family
 
2020-08-07 2:11:01 PM  
I feel sad for the kid having such horrible people as parents.
 
2020-08-07 2:15:18 PM  
The whole thing is an interfamilial CYA schtick, for when the SHTF. Puh-leaaaase.
 
2020-08-07 2:52:03 PM  
The whole family are con-artists, daughter included. I wish people would stop taking anything they say seriously.
 
2020-08-07 2:52:22 PM  

wademh: 15 year old girls (or 13 or 11 even) on social media can be monsters who need to be stopped. Think about 'cash me outside' girl. Parents can become overwhelmed and need help, something to break things up, especially as children are absolute experts at manipulating their parents. But false assault charges is a bit much. Why not hire a fake cop-stripper who can warn the kid about the kind of life you'll face if you don't listen to your Mom. You could wind up in a humiliating job trying to defend a complete idiot and all because of poor choices you made as a teenager.


Hiring a stripper for a 15 year old is certainly a bold choice.
 
2020-08-07 2:53:25 PM  
I'm starting to think this whole family is just wrestling kayfabe. They are running some sort of long con for cheap press and profit.
 
2020-08-07 2:53:31 PM  
Some mothers are mothers in title only.

The daughter of Kellyanne and George Conway is an orphan. Doesn't matter that her parents are technically alive.
 
2020-08-07 2:54:27 PM  

PanicAttack: The whole family are con-artists, daughter included. I wish people would stop taking anything they say seriously.


This isn't about the Trump family.
 
2020-08-07 2:54:36 PM  
Criticize Mommy's boss?

That's an arrestin'.
 
2020-08-07 2:54:45 PM  
How comedians refer to the Daily Mail on British panel shows:

Host: The Daily Mail reports...
Comedian: Oh come on!
Host: Fine, reports from a local paper...
Comedian: No! Stop!
Host: Okay, okay. Some guy on the street told me...
Comedian: Thank you, that is so much more accurate.
 
2020-08-07 2:55:47 PM  
Daily Mail tho
 
2020-08-07 2:56:31 PM  

wademh: 15 year old girls (or 13 or 11 even) on social media can be monsters who need to be stopped. Think about 'cash me outside' girl. Parents can become overwhelmed and need help, something to break things up, especially as children are absolute experts at manipulating their parents. But false assault charges is a bit much. Why not hire a fake cop-stripper who can warn the kid about the kind of life you'll face if you don't listen to your Mom. You could wind up in a humiliating job trying to defend a complete idiot and all because of poor choices you made as a teenager.


That runs the obvious risk that one of the fake cop-strippers is your kid's choir teacher.  Much better to teach lessons by tricking your children into believing they caused grievous bodily harm to a stranger because they won't stop yelling or forgot to leave a note.
 
2020-08-07 2:56:46 PM  

Ishkur: I'm starting to think this whole family is just wrestling kayfabe. They are running some sort of long con for cheap press and profit.


Yeah.  It might be unfair to the daughter, but her parents have definitely poisoned the well when it comes to that whole family.
 
2020-08-07 2:57:28 PM  

Ishkur: I'm starting to think this whole family is just wrestling kayfabe. They are running some sort of long con for cheap press and profit.


Only in this timeline would a teenage girl be considered more trustworthy than a special advisor to the President of the United States.
 
2020-08-07 2:57:55 PM  
If you are getting death threats due to your daughter's posts, maybe you should look into getting another job.

You know, try something new!
 
2020-08-07 2:58:00 PM  

GooberMcFly: PanicAttack: The whole family are con-artists, daughter included. I wish people would stop taking anything they say seriously.

This isn't about the Trump family.


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2020-08-07 2:58:22 PM  

wademh: 15 year old girls (or 13 or 11 even) on social media can be monsters who need to be stopped. Think about 'cash me outside' girl. Parents can become overwhelmed and need help, something to break things up, especially as children are absolute experts at manipulating their parents. But false assault charges is a bit much. Why not hire a fake cop-stripper who can warn the kid about the kind of life you'll face if you don't listen to your Mom. You could wind up in a humiliating job trying to defend a complete idiot and all because of poor choices you made as a teenager.


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Gob?
 
2020-08-07 2:58:45 PM  

wademh: 15 year old girls (or 13 or 11 even) on social media can be monsters who need to be stopped. Think about 'cash me outside' girl. Parents can become overwhelmed and need help, something to break things up, especially as children are absolute experts at manipulating their parents. But false assault charges is a bit much. Why not hire a fake cop-stripper who can warn the kid about the kind of life you'll face if you don't listen to your Mom. You could wind up in a humiliating job trying to defend a complete idiot and all because of poor choices you made as a teenager.


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2020-08-07 2:59:00 PM  
When I was in my late teens, my mother called the cops on me for throwing a pillow across a room.

/ They were dickheads.
// I rarely talk to my mother.
/// 3
 
2020-08-07 3:00:32 PM  
someone get her emancipated STAT.

Jesus Christ, the concern. 15 year olds shouldn't be on social media unsupervised to begin with.
 
2020-08-07 3:00:33 PM  
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2020-08-07 3:00:35 PM  

WGJ: What a nice family


This... Seriously. This.

What the actual f**k? The sad thing is that I can even believe it's true...
 
2020-08-07 3:00:39 PM  
Grifters keep on grifting.
Funny how dad the lawyer is nowhere in sight during this kerfuffle.
 
2020-08-07 3:01:47 PM  
I don't think there's anyone I want to hate-f**k more than KellyAnne.
 
2020-08-07 3:02:08 PM  
I don't believe anything about this family. They're all fake and out for themselves.
 
2020-08-07 3:03:00 PM  

bthom37: wademh: 15 year old girls (or 13 or 11 even) on social media can be monsters who need to be stopped. Think about 'cash me outside' girl. Parents can become overwhelmed and need help, something to break things up, especially as children are absolute experts at manipulating their parents. But false assault charges is a bit much. Why not hire a fake cop-stripper who can warn the kid about the kind of life you'll face if you don't listen to your Mom. You could wind up in a humiliating job trying to defend a complete idiot and all because of poor choices you made as a teenager.

Hiring a stripper for a 15 year old is certainly a bold choice.


Or an 80's comedy.
 
2020-08-07 3:04:28 PM  
That whole family can fark right off.
 
2020-08-07 3:05:16 PM  
See - here is the problem: my immediate reaction is that the daughter is probably right - but then I think of both her parents are - and then, I'm just...like...whatever she's saying, either take it to a judge, or cop, or therapist - whomever...its just hard to trust her narrative on her face given her family's penchant for political expediency. She has clearly learned what's up.
 
2020-08-07 3:06:13 PM  

bikkurikun: I feel sad for the kid having such horrible people as parents.


She and/or her family will cash in with tell-all books or reality TV shows. Don't waste a single once of emotional energy on any of them.

/porque no los dos?
 
2020-08-07 3:07:46 PM  

Uncle Pooky: I don't think there's anyone I want to hate-f**k more than KellyAnne.


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2020-08-07 3:08:04 PM  
It must be a real treat to live in that household.
 
2020-08-07 3:12:23 PM  

Ishkur: I'm starting to think this whole family is just wrestling kayfabe. They are running some sort of long con for cheap press and profit.



Kellyanne Conway - SNL
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And when the world goes up flames, at least for now they knew my name
 
2020-08-07 3:14:38 PM  

baorao: wademh: 15 year old girls (or 13 or 11 even) on social media can be monsters who need to be stopped. Think about 'cash me outside' girl. Parents can become overwhelmed and need help, something to break things up, especially as children are absolute experts at manipulating their parents. But false assault charges is a bit much. Why not hire a fake cop-stripper who can warn the kid about the kind of life you'll face if you don't listen to your Mom. You could wind up in a humiliating job trying to defend a complete idiot and all because of poor choices you made as a teenager.

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Gob?


Gob- I've Made a Huge Mistake.
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2020-08-07 3:15:05 PM  
is it me or does she look a bit urban. NTTIAWWT. She just has some nubian features.

not trying to be a dick or racist or anything like that.

but when I look at her pic the first this I though of was " is she black "
 
2020-08-07 3:15:20 PM  
And just like that, a whole nation got sucked in to some 15 year old's social media drama.

There's something seriously wrong with any adult "following" teenagers on social media, unless they're family or exceptionally close personal friends of family.
 
2020-08-07 3:16:57 PM  
She is probably working on her post Trump grift like her parents and will probably write a book about them when she turns 18.
 
2020-08-07 3:17:44 PM  

wademh: 15 year old girls (or 13 or 11 even) on social media can be monsters who need to be stopped. Think about 'cash me outside' girl. Parents can become overwhelmed and need help, something to break things up, especially as children are absolute experts at manipulating their parents. But false assault charges is a bit much. Why not hire a fake cop-stripper who can warn the kid about the kind of life you'll face if you don't listen to your Mom. You could wind up in a humiliating job trying to defend a complete idiot and all because of poor choices you made as a teenager.


Conservatives are much worse than teenagers.  Teenagers grow out of it.
 
2020-08-07 3:22:44 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: She couldn't call Bill Burr and Betsy deVos to get a Rent-a-Merc to show up and kidnap detain her?

There's a story that will get reveal in years, and I'm willing to wait. Unless the kid DOES gets swept to some undisclosed location for "reconditioning".


Huh? What the fark has Bill Burr been up to since I last checked?!
 
2020-08-07 3:25:32 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: She couldn't call Bill Burr and Betsy deVos to get a Rent-a-Merc to show up and kidnap detain her?

There's a story that will get reveal in years, and I'm willing to wait. Unless the kid DOES gets swept to some undisclosed location for "reconditioning".


At first I was wondering what connection Bill Burr had to deVos and contemplating if I'd have to boycott F is for Family, then I realized it was just a typo. Farking 2020 is weird enough that it was plausible though.
 
2020-08-07 3:26:07 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: She couldn't call Bill Burr and Betsy deVos to get a Rent-a-Merc to show up and kidnap detain her?

There's a story that will get reveal in years, and I'm willing to wait. Unless the kid DOES gets swept to some undisclosed location for "reconditioning".


You don't wanna do that.

He'll put you through that farkin wall.
 
2020-08-07 3:26:12 PM  
Also that website gave my computer cancer and I'm blind in 1 eye now.
 
2020-08-07 3:28:09 PM  
Funny how you know people are making shiat up in this administration when they resign to spend more time with their family while those that need to just let the family dumpster fire burn.
 
2020-08-07 3:31:07 PM  
15-year-olds and social media with hundreds of thousands of followers is a bad idea.
 
2020-08-07 3:31:09 PM  

monsatano: Uncle Pooky: I don't think there's anyone I want to hate-f**k more than KellyAnne.

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2020-08-07 3:31:59 PM  
The last time I heard this story it didn't end well

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2020-08-07 3:33:38 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: is it me or does she look a bit urban. NTTIAWWT. She just has some nubian features.

not trying to be a dick or racist or anything like that.

but when I look at her pic the first this I though of was " is she black "


She has Trump's tan guy.
 
2020-08-07 3:34:43 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: She couldn't call Bill Burr and Betsy deVos to get a Rent-a-Merc to show up and kidnap detain her?

There's a story that will get reveal in years, and I'm willing to wait. Unless the kid DOES gets swept to some undisclosed location for "reconditioning".


I wish I could laugh at this, but I know the all too true story about Nixon's AG having his own wife kidnapped, beaten, and held captive for speaking out against GOP corruption.
 
2020-08-07 3:35:10 PM  
Remember way back when Kelly Anne Conway sat in the oval office on a sofa with her feet under her barefoot?
Me neither.
 
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