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(BBC)   Naked German man chases wild boar through public park after it stole his laptop. Bonus: Germany has a pro-nudism FKK movement. Flabby man ass pics may be NSFW   (bbc.co.uk) divider line
    More: Amusing, Wild boar, Naturism, Nudity, Pig, naked man, Domestic pig, Suidae, Freikrperkultur  
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WGJ [TotalFark]
2020-08-07 11:37:52 AM  
It's always the ones you don't want to see naked.
 
2020-08-07 12:53:04 PM  
Thanks for the heads-up Subby.  Not clicking that.
 
2020-08-07 12:54:22 PM  
Boar are a serious pain in the ass. Where I live we have boar warnings most autumn's due to the little drunkards raiding apple orchards and heading into town for a kebab..... Year before last we had a heard in the yard next door, my wife wouldn't let me borrow a shotgun for some free bacon :(
 
2020-08-07 12:54:57 PM  
Careful, Jim, those teeth are sharp!
 
2020-08-07 12:56:26 PM  
Huh. Never seen a level 1 technomage level up before.
 
2020-08-07 12:57:41 PM  
For some reason I read that as "Neil Gaiman"

My only reaction was "Huh.  Interesting"
 
2020-08-07 1:00:33 PM  
Naked dude trifecta in play?
 
2020-08-07 1:01:45 PM  
Hey love life and live life but Before you go cavorting for Pete's sake, do something about your Flabby ass!
 
2020-08-07 1:13:44 PM  
boohyah

What exactly did you hear in the yard next door?
 
2020-08-07 1:15:40 PM  
The Germans have a word for this kind of thing: "Wildernacktermannderwildschweindurche​inencampingplatzjagt."
 
2020-08-07 1:18:54 PM  
Strangest part for me is that our man had backpack pizza.
 
2020-08-07 1:20:48 PM  
There is a strong tradition of naturism in Germany, where in summer it is quite normal for people to strip off in parks. The back-to-nature movement is known as Freikörperkultur - "free body culture" - or FKK for short.

More like Freiporkerkultur -- or FKK-NO for short.
 
2020-08-07 1:21:42 PM  

MagSeven: Strangest part for me is that our man had backpack pizza.


Where else are you gonna carry your pizza when you're a nudist?

(Wait, don't answer that.)
 
2020-08-07 1:23:29 PM  
If flabby german man ass pics are wrong, I don't wanna be right
 
2020-08-07 1:30:23 PM  
Key question: How exactly does a boar carry a lap top away? Balancing it on it's tusks?
 
2020-08-07 1:32:18 PM  
"No officer, I swear it was a boar that downloaded all that porn."
 
2020-08-07 1:33:12 PM  

berylman: Key question: How exactly does a boar carry a lap top away? Balancing it on it's tusks?


It does work with coconuts
 
2020-08-07 1:34:03 PM  
Zat boar ist un liar! I vas just helping it over der fence!
 
2020-08-07 1:38:05 PM  
"The FKK took my laptop away ..."

/meh, got nuthin
 
2020-08-07 1:39:54 PM  
Lazy and mean comments about other people's bodies being unacceptable to look at always boar me.
 
2020-08-07 1:42:51 PM  

reyreyrey: Lazy and mean comments about other people's bodies being unacceptable to look at always boar me.


It's most unbaconing...
 
2020-08-07 1:57:16 PM  

Katerchen: "The FKK took my laptop away ..."

/meh, got nuthin


The Flu Klux Klan took my breath away...
 
2020-08-07 1:58:12 PM  

MinnesotaJack: Hey love life and live life but Before you go cavorting for Pete's sake, do something about your Flabby ass!


Actually, he's got strong legs and a pretty small ass. It's the spare tire that makes it kind of an undifferentiated mass.

I'm built much the same way. *shrug*
 
2020-08-07 1:59:48 PM  

LarrySouth: reyreyrey: Lazy and mean comments about other people's bodies being unacceptable to look at always boar me.

It's most unbaconing...


*tusk tusk tusk* You two...
 
2020-08-07 2:00:58 PM  

Bandito King: MinnesotaJack: Hey love life and live life but Before you go cavorting for Pete's sake, do something about your Flabby ass!

Actually, he's got strong legs and a pretty small ass. It's the spare tire that makes it kind of an undifferentiated mass.

I'm built much the same way. *shrug*


Welcome to the club.  It's called grandad-bod.
 
2020-08-07 2:08:34 PM  
good to see nature healing itself
 
2020-08-07 2:13:37 PM  
Y'all laughed at 30-50 feral hogs guy, but look at what just 3 feral hogs can do.
 
Oak [BareFark]
2020-08-07 2:29:07 PM  
Naked German men have been chasing wild boar for a long, loooooong time.
 
2020-08-07 2:45:20 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Wildernacktermannderwildschweindurche​i​nencampingplatzjagt.


I was pretty sure that you were making that up until I ran it through Google Translate and came up with:
" Wild boar hunting in the campsite. "
 
2020-08-07 3:04:56 PM  

WGJ: It's always the ones you don't want to see naked.


If he was holding a fistful of hundreds the girls would be all over him

he's not that bad

oops side view nevermind
 
2020-08-07 3:25:08 PM  
Ok...wow...I can't believe this. I never win anything

But:

BINGO!

/I thought for sure having this on my 2020 Bingo card meant I was out of the running.
 
2020-08-07 3:43:11 PM  
This guy has balls the size of bowling balls. CHASING A BOAR without a weapon? He's amazingly lucky not to be dead.

Look up "boar spear", and see why they were made that way.
 
2020-08-07 3:43:45 PM  

WGJ: It's always the ones you don't want to see naked.


He doesn't care what you want to see. If you want to be that picky, go to a strip club.
 
2020-08-07 3:53:29 PM  
DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!!
 
2020-08-07 4:10:22 PM  
Dude got his bag back. I'm impressed.
 
2020-08-07 4:10:43 PM  
Adele Landauer, an actor and life coach

Your one shot at fame and this is how you describe yourself?

Boyvoyeur, man-whore and record holding chicken wing eater, advises he looked up to see the fat man running after the boars.
 
2020-08-07 4:16:46 PM  
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2020-08-07 4:40:11 PM  

whitroth: This guy has balls the size of bowling balls. CHASING A BOAR without a weapon? He's amazingly lucky not to be dead.

Look up "boar spear", and see why they were made that way.


Until we get a frontal pic we can't be sure he isn't armed with a "boar spear."
 
2020-08-07 5:09:27 PM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: whitroth: This guy has balls the size of bowling balls. CHASING A BOAR without a weapon? He's amazingly lucky not to be dead.

Look up "boar spear", and see why they were made that way.

Until we get a frontal pic we can't be sure he isn't armed with a "boar spear."


You didn't look it up. Even with a piercing, he doesn't have a boar spear.
 
2020-08-07 5:33:16 PM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: whitroth: This guy has balls the size of bowling balls. CHASING A BOAR without a weapon? He's amazingly lucky not to be dead.

Look up "boar spear", and see why they were made that way.

Until we get a frontal pic we can't be sure he isn't armed with a "boar spear."


or that the boar isn't fleeing an assault?
 
2020-08-07 5:35:36 PM  
"Hey Volker, is this a picture of you naked in the park trying to have sex with those pigs again?"
"Nein, my darling, I was in the park and a wild boar stole my laptop and my clothes...."
"Really? Well, OK, but this is the twelfth time and I'm beginning to have doubts...."
 
2020-08-07 5:38:01 PM  
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your laptop...."

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2020-08-07 6:36:56 PM  
Wouldn't you want to jump up and chase him with a rolled up towel?
 
2020-08-08 3:04:58 AM  

whitroth: WGJ: It's always the ones you don't want to see naked.

He doesn't care what you want to see. If you want to be that picky, go to a strip club.


There are strip clubs with wild boar chasing?
 
2020-08-08 6:07:43 PM  

LewDux: whitroth: WGJ: It's always the ones you don't want to see naked.

He doesn't care what you want to see. If you want to be that picky, go to a strip club.

There are strip clubs with wild boar chasing?


Oh man, Thailand has everything!Tijuana used to have everything you would want, but the cartels farked that all up.
 
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