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(Fark)   Apparently, Walmart is now use their parking lots as drive-in movie theaters. What would be your People of Walmart themed double feature? Are you a block of government cheese or turkey leg snacker? Would you dress up, or show up in pajamas?   ( divider line
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79 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 07 Aug 2020 at 11:05 AM (35 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-08-07 9:32:39 AM  
4 votes:
Putting on pajamas is dressing up at Walmart.
2020-08-07 9:28:14 AM  
4 votes:
Birth of a Nation and Red Dawn
2020-08-07 11:49:28 AM  
3 votes:

Diogenes: Birth of a Nation and Red Dawn

Song of the South.
2020-08-07 5:08:34 PM  
2 votes:
Sears is probably the biggest FU story of the last century.

Sears had it all. A distribution system, stores every farkenwhere. A Catalog that was basically a part of American for it's comprehensive items and 'wishlists' for Christmas. Pick up/or delivery on ordering.

I mean Sears could have at all with being a 'walmart'.
But then the "Objectivist" ayn rander CEO's got a hold of it.

I mean if anyone calls them self an "Objectivist" ..remind them that EVERY FARKEN TIME IT FAILED in THE MARKET OF even by it's on metric. It's a failed system and Objectively a defective product no one wants to buy in to.
2020-08-07 3:10:58 PM  
2 votes:
Reefer Madness
2020-08-07 11:45:59 AM  
2 votes:
"Walmart is now use their parking lots"

Battleship Potemkin and Doctor Zhivago?
2020-08-08 12:43:20 AM  
1 vote:

GreatGlavinsGhost: I've never set foot in a Walmart,

This is the new "I don't even own a TV" thing.
2020-08-07 4:20:23 PM  
1 vote:

bughunter: Rocky Horror Picture Show and Priscilla Queen of the Desert.

Bring the freaks to town!

Naw bruh...

Priscilla and Birdcage.

That's a farkin' show!
2020-08-07 3:25:44 PM  
1 vote:
Runaway and RoboCop
2020-08-07 2:59:25 PM  
1 vote:
Rocky Horror Picture Show and Priscilla Queen of the Desert.

Bring the freaks to town!
2020-08-07 12:55:10 PM  
1 vote:

Slypork: Joe Dirt and Raising Arizona

Roadhouse and Slingblade

Smokey and the Bandit and Dukes of Hazzard


and Smokey and the Bandit
2020-08-07 11:07:46 AM  
1 vote:
Stroker Ace and Halloween 14.
2020-08-07 9:23:31 AM  
1 vote:
For those that want some back ground on this. FYI, the area had a drive in theater at one time.​-​in-turned-walmart-goes-full-circle-pla​ns-to-open-drive-in-theater/
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