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(CBS Sports)   Picking up from where they left off in March Champions League is back. Citeh host Real Madrid with a 2-1 agg advantage while Lyon are up on Juventus 1-0. Matches start at 3:00 PM EDT on CBS Sports Network and CBS All access   (cbssports.com) divider line
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2020-08-07 12:44:25 PM  
My long nightmare without soccer is over.
Normally I wouldn't root for Man City, but come on City.
 
2020-08-07 1:22:44 PM  
Please allow me to be the first to say .. ahem

Fark Ramos
 
2020-08-07 2:49:41 PM  
Kate Abdo is hosting the CBS coverage.
Roberto Martinez, Jamie Carragher, and another person whose name I didn't catch in the studio.
 
2020-08-07 2:57:34 PM  

whither_apophis: Please allow me to be the first to say .. ahem

Fark Ramos


hah, suspended, that's right
 
2020-08-07 3:00:21 PM  
Interesting, neither of the Silva's start.
 
2020-08-07 3:03:28 PM  
Phil Phoden? Fil Foden? What is up with the English language?
 
2020-08-07 3:03:55 PM  
Fodan starts in the number 9 role with Jesus out wide right.
See if they change positions in about 10-15 minutes.
 
2020-08-07 3:04:29 PM  

whither_apophis: Phil Phoden? Fil Foden? What is up with the English language?


So much borrowed from other languages.
 
2020-08-07 3:05:09 PM  
Real and Arsenal swap Bale and Ozil

/it could happen
 
2020-08-07 3:06:41 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: whither_apophis: Phil Phoden? Fil Foden? What is up with the English language?

So much borrowed from other languages.


it is probably the most adaptive language

"That's a cool word, it's ours now"
 
2020-08-07 3:06:52 PM  

whither_apophis: Real and Arsenal swap Bale and Ozil

/it could happen


Wasn't Zidane the one who basically sent Ozil out from Real.
Don't think he would take him back.
Even to get rid of Bale.
 
2020-08-07 3:07:16 PM  
The long, arduous farce that has been the end of season for Segunda is almost over. Fuenla winning 1-0, which means they'd go to the playoffs and the disgraced Deportivo are super-duper relegated.

The absolute stupidity Depor has tried to pull is astounding, so I'm glad they're going to Segunda B.
 
2020-08-07 3:08:03 PM  
All I ask of Militao is that he doesn't crap the bed. Scoring twice is hard, doing it without the defense going to hell is harder.
 
2020-08-07 3:09:12 PM  
LETS GO CITEH


/My Philadelphia Union is out of MLSisBack
//Please keep KDB healthy
///nothin else
 
2020-08-07 3:10:09 PM  
Sterling with an easy tap after Jesus creates the turn over.
1-0
3-1 aggregate
 
2020-08-07 3:10:23 PM  
I'm slightly surprised Vinicius is starting on the bench. He finished the season better than Rodrygo.
 
2020-08-07 3:10:38 PM  
Fark....
 
2020-08-07 3:10:53 PM  
i KNEW that was gonna happen, i get my chicken and rice and bang
 
2020-08-07 3:12:02 PM  
I should've asked that Varane not shiat the bed.

/fark
 
2020-08-07 3:12:24 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Sterling with an easy tap after Jesus creates the turn over.
1-0
3-1 aggregate


Hoping this holds...keep it up men.
 
2020-08-07 3:13:21 PM  
Lyon get a PK and go up 1.
 
2020-08-07 3:14:03 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Lyon get a PK and go up 1.


sweet
 
2020-08-07 3:14:47 PM  

whither_apophis: Chimpy McSquirrel: Lyon get a PK and go up 1.

sweet


Even better is they are up 2 on aggregate.
 
2020-08-07 3:15:03 PM  
the fake home crowd wanted a penalty
 
2020-08-07 3:15:18 PM  
Modrooney
 
2020-08-07 3:16:16 PM  
In a torrent of irony, UEFA announced a FFP breach by Wolves. Fine of up to 600k euros and they have a 23-man squad (instead of 25) if they qualify for European competition next season.

Doing it today of all days.
 
2020-08-07 3:21:29 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: In a torrent of irony, UEFA announced a FFP breach by Wolves. Fine of up to 600k euros and they have a 23-man squad (instead of 25) if they qualify for European competition next season.

Doing it today of all days.


Watch them win it all this year
 
2020-08-07 3:22:33 PM  
Ederson gets a nice save
 
2020-08-07 3:23:38 PM  
Ederson has to work more for that one
 
2020-08-07 3:28:58 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: whither_apophis: Real and Arsenal swap Bale and Ozil

/it could happen

Wasn't Zidane the one who basically sent Ozil out from Real.
Don't think he would take him back.
Even to get rid of Bale.


It was Ancelotti that got rid of Ozil, but yeah he riding the pine at Arsenal for awhile it seems
 
2020-08-07 3:29:21 PM  
Bezene rings one in
 
2020-08-07 3:29:40 PM  
Benzema gets one back.
1-1
3-1 aggregate
 
2020-08-07 3:29:55 PM  
Game on!
 
2020-08-07 3:32:03 PM  
Listening in the audio feed. There's still some mental disconnect since I know they're piping in crowd sounds, and I know that they're playing with empty(ish?) stands, but it almost feels like the way I kept up with the Champions League while at work even before the world went on sick leave.
 
2020-08-07 3:32:16 PM  

whither_apophis: Chimpy McSquirrel: whither_apophis: Real and Arsenal swap Bale and Ozil

/it could happen

Wasn't Zidane the one who basically sent Ozil out from Real.
Don't think he would take him back.
Even to get rid of Bale.

It was Ancelotti that got rid of Ozil, but yeah he riding the pine at Arsenal for awhile it seems


They'd never bring Ozil back. Ozil was a good player for us, but he never made the difference in a match. He not only hasn't shed that, but he's shown he can be quite indolent.

It also doesn't help his cause that aside from Hazard and Courtois, the current Real transfer strategy seems to be "buy players who can't legally drink in the US"
 
2020-08-07 3:34:05 PM  
Walkerooney
 
2020-08-07 3:41:14 PM  
I'm still not quite sure why Depay would want to leave Lyon. They seem to be in the ascendancy again.
 
2020-08-07 3:41:31 PM  
geez Sterling tugs the shirt barely, foul. Debruyne gets it taken off him, nothing
 
2020-08-07 3:43:00 PM  

whither_apophis: geez Sterling tugs the shirt barely, foul. Debruyne gets it taken off him, nothing


How far was it on the Skrtel Scale?

/following on MBM
//can't stand piped-in crowds
 
2020-08-07 3:43:40 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: I'm still not quite sure why Depay would want to leave Lyon. They seem to be in the ascendancy again.


Especially coming off a major injury.
 
2020-08-07 3:43:55 PM  
another cheap give away in the box for RM
 
2020-08-07 3:44:17 PM  
Juve get one back.
1-1
1-2 aggregate
 
2020-08-07 3:47:02 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Juve get one back.
1-1
1-2 aggregate


According to MBM, it was a very contentious penalty, with Depay having his arms close to his body yet getting called for handball. Was it?
 
2020-08-07 3:48:36 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Chimpy McSquirrel: Juve get one back.
1-1
1-2 aggregate

According to MBM, it was a very contentious penalty, with Depay having his arms close to his body yet getting called for handball. Was it?


I don't know.
Just getting the alerts on the phone.
 
2020-08-07 3:56:23 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Chimpy McSquirrel: Juve get one back.
1-1
1-2 aggregate

According to MBM, it was a very contentious penalty, with Depay having his arms close to his body yet getting called for handball. Was it?


a pair of really ??? pks there
 
2020-08-07 3:58:09 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Princip's Sandwich: Chimpy McSquirrel: Juve get one back.
1-1
1-2 aggregate

According to MBM, it was a very contentious penalty, with Depay having his arms close to his body yet getting called for handball. Was it?

I don't know.
Just getting the alerts on the phone.


Halftime replay shows that both penalty kicks shouldn't have been given.
The one called for Juve was bad.
Free kick outside the box, defender in the box.
Arms tucked into the body.
Free kick goes off his arm.
PK called.
 
2020-08-07 4:01:25 PM  
Depor get a final fark you: they win 2-1 via 95th minute PK, so Fuenlabrada miss the playoffs. Depor still relegated.
 
2020-08-07 4:07:01 PM  
Courtois with a big say on Sterling.
 
2020-08-07 4:07:35 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Depor get a final fark you: they win 2-1 via 95th minute PK, so Fuenlabrada miss the playoffs. Depor still relegated.


The fark happened to Depor? Kind of reminds me of Sunderland...
 
2020-08-07 4:07:44 PM  
The Guardian:

48 min
"I'm rooting for the underdog," says Ian Copestake, "but in the absence of any am gunning for Ipswich Town."
 
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