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2020-08-06 5:07:12 PM  
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2020-08-06 6:55:57 PM  
Tower. Tower. Boom. Boom. War.
 
2020-08-06 7:05:47 PM  
Rocket. Man. Moon. Footstep. Flag.
 
2020-08-06 7:13:03 PM  
Man. Foot. Burning. Terrorist. Balls.
 
2020-08-06 7:20:16 PM  
Tape. Corruption. Gun. Smoke. Resign
 
2020-08-06 7:26:43 PM  
Mein. Gott. Muss. Das. Sein.
 
2020-08-06 7:39:48 PM  
Russia. Hooker. Pee. Compromat. Reek.
 
2020-08-06 7:47:29 PM  
Harbor. Bomb. Ship. Sink. War.
 
2020-08-06 7:58:52 PM  
Olympics. Wheaties. Cut off penis.
 
2020-08-06 8:42:42 PM  
Man. Woman. Car. Building. Rifle.
 
2020-08-06 8:44:29 PM  
Stick. Puck. Shot. Goal. Miracle.
 
2020-08-06 8:47:51 PM  
Moran. Wins. Grift. World. Farked.
 
2020-08-06 9:22:15 PM  
Road
Track
Top
Down
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2020-08-06 9:35:08 PM  
Water. Shower. Your. Beautiful. Hair.
 
2020-08-06 9:52:43 PM  
Boat.  Fog.  Iceberg.  Crash.  Sink.
 
2020-08-06 9:53:58 PM  
Headline reported for calling out Farker.
 
2020-08-06 9:55:11 PM  
Fog?  How about dark?
 
2020-08-06 9:59:13 PM  
Homeworld. Usul. Arrakis. Spice. Flow.
 
2020-08-06 10:00:33 PM  
God Emperor. Idaho. Idaho. Idaho.
 
2020-08-06 10:01:12 PM  
Baby. Shoes. Never. Worn. Sad.
 
2020-08-06 10:01:28 PM  
Pricipal. Sayof. Dead. Not. Salute.
 
2020-08-06 10:32:25 PM  
Man. Woman. Garden. Snake. Apple.
 
2020-08-06 10:33:49 PM  
Horse. Swap. Kingdom. Nope. Carpark.
 
2020-08-06 10:34:27 PM  
President. Bullet. Depository. Conspiracy. Faked.
 
2020-08-06 10:35:12 PM  
Purple. Monkey. Dishwasher. Caught. Sayof.
 
2020-08-06 10:35:46 PM  
Not. Very. Good. At. Following. Directions.
 
2020-08-06 10:45:58 PM  
Dark. Light. Sky. Land. Vegetable.
 
2020-08-06 10:50:37 PM  
Dewey Defeats Truman Extra Words
 
2020-08-06 11:15:33 PM  
Women Men Iceberg Ship Sink
 
2020-08-06 11:25:44 PM  
Douche Bag Born Queens New York
 
2020-08-06 11:40:20 PM  
Drugs. Drugs. Drugs. Drugs. Ass2Ass.
 
2020-08-06 11:41:30 PM  
Crap... somehow thought it was "movie" not "headline". Oh well. My bad.
 
2020-08-06 11:42:17 PM  
Murder. Chase. Gloves. Pretend-small. Innocent.
 
2020-08-06 11:45:27 PM  
Birth. Certificate. Demanded. Taxes? No!
 
2020-08-06 11:49:44 PM  
Virus. Disappearing. 160,000. Dead. Vote.


Masks. Suck. Patriotically. Hydroxycloroquine! Presidential.
 
2020-08-07 12:36:53 AM  
Covfefe.  Minneanapolis. Thighland. Yo. Semite.
 
2020-08-07 12:46:09 AM  
Princess. Paparazzi. Crash. World. Stops.
 
2020-08-07 12:47:23 AM  
Dewey. Defeat. Truman. Wrong. Collectible.
 
2020-08-07 1:15:09 AM  
Germany. Tears. Down. This. Wall.
 
2020-08-07 1:28:53 AM  
Germans. Bomb. Pearl. Harbor. Over.
 
2020-08-07 3:01:41 AM  
Banged. Marilyn. Banged. By. Oswald.
 
2020-08-07 4:05:07 AM  
Works. Contingency. No! Money. Down.
 
2020-08-07 4:32:54 AM  
Accidentally. 93MB. Of. .rar. Files.
 
2020-08-07 4:37:11 AM  
Headless. Body. Topless. Bar.
 
2020-08-07 4:38:56 AM  
Super. Caley. Ballistic. Celtic. Atrocious.
 
2020-08-07 4:39:10 AM  
Moose. Juice. Loose. Buus. Belarus.
 
2020-08-07 4:39:26 AM  
Hide. Seek. Champion. Dead. Cupboard.
 
2020-08-07 8:24:45 AM  
Blimp. Jersey. Boom. Humanity!
 
2020-08-07 10:53:21 AM  
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