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2020-08-06 4:54:57 PM  
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2020-08-06 4:58:07 PM  
Thighland
 
2020-08-06 5:00:53 PM  
Let's be honest. Biden is no longer 100%. And that is the only reason, I think, that gives Trump has a chance to win.
 
2020-08-06 5:06:37 PM  
cool now do tax returns
 
2020-08-06 5:11:52 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Let's be honest. Biden is no longer 100%. And that is the only reason, I think, that gives Trump has a chance to win.


LOL
 
2020-08-06 5:23:14 PM  
The easiest dunk in the world would be Biden's campaign just replying with "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. Nailed it."
 
2020-08-06 5:35:49 PM  
Biden has gaffes.

Trump lies.

That's enough for me.
 
2020-08-06 5:39:20 PM  
Biden is a kindly old man, Trump is a shiat sucking bastard.
 
2020-08-06 6:01:48 PM  
I am vaguely reminded of an old Doonesbury arc, where a former drug dealer who is running for office is demanding that his opponent also take a urine test to prove she isn't also on drugs.
 
2020-08-06 6:02:01 PM  
How about a standing test.Which one of these men can just farking stand there quietly like a normal farking person for five minutes?
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2020-08-06 6:13:35 PM  
How about we do a new test where you have to pronounce words correctly.
 
2020-08-06 6:14:29 PM  
Jesus, really?
 
2020-08-06 6:15:45 PM  

arrogantbastich: How about we do a new test where you have to pronounce words correctly.


How about a spelling bee?  Geography bee?  History bee?

Honestly - that would be far more informative as to the candidates' suitability than what passes for "debates".
 
2020-08-06 6:18:07 PM  
I want proof trump actually passed his without cheating
 
2020-08-06 6:47:10 PM  

arrogantbastich: How about we do a new test where you have to pronounce words correctly.


How about a test, on camera, with an impartial testing agent, with the results provided to the public by the agent and not filtered by either campaign?

Biden could have the cognitive abilities of Terry Schiavo and I would vote for him over Trump.
 
2020-08-06 6:56:36 PM  

BizarreMan: arrogantbastich: How about we do a new test where you have to pronounce words correctly.

How about a test, on camera, with an impartial testing agent, with the results provided to the public by the agent and not filtered by either campaign?

Biden could have the cognitive abilities of Terry Schiavo and I would vote for him over Trump.


Not gonna lie, I'd pay good money to watch a live streaming PPV of a History/Geography/Civics bee between Trump and Biden.
 
2020-08-06 7:29:26 PM  
I remember when the local elementary school brought their Special Education students to our Army post for our Open House.

We had a little obstacle course and knowledge test to make them Honorary Soldiers.

These kids were smart enough to realize it was a corny test anyone could pass.

So, that's our President compared to a group of developmentally disabled children.
 
2020-08-06 7:32:18 PM  
Trump says he took this test and passed it.
He says a lot of things.
Almost none of them are true.
 
2020-08-06 7:50:27 PM  
I wouldn't take the bait from Trump, Hit him back with some brain shattering realities and ask him why this is so much more important to him than addressing those. Every time Trump does one of these stunts it's primetime for giving a presidential response that pimpslaps for being a fail.
 
2020-08-06 8:54:57 PM  
Don't you think that Trump looks tired?
 
2020-08-06 8:56:14 PM  
Donny has yet to produce said test. I wouldn't be surprised if the whole thing was a lie from the beginning.
 
2020-08-06 9:32:51 PM  
It's a test given to people with dementia, FFS!
 
2020-08-06 9:34:47 PM  
Isn't this similar to asking something like "Mr. X, when did you stop.beating your wife?"
 
2020-08-06 9:34:59 PM  
I'd be satisfied with Trump reciting the Lord's Prayer without stumbling or mumbling: that's a long-standing test for witches.  And Trump has told us he's often the subject of witch hunts.
 
2020-08-06 9:35:17 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Let's be honest. Biden is no longer 100%. And that is the only reason, I think, that gives Trump has a chance to win.


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2020-08-06 9:35:30 PM  

luckyeddie: Don't you think that Trump looks tired?


More like fat, orange, and stoned.

"Fat, orange and stoned is no way to go through life, son."
 
2020-08-06 9:35:55 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Jesus, really?


Yo Semites!
 
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2020-08-06 9:36:40 PM  

Enomai: The easiest dunk in the world would be Biden's campaign just replying with "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. Nailed it."


So much this. The Biden campaign needs to hire the Wendy's Twitter people specifically just to respond to Trump tweets directed at Biden. He would be decimated within a day, and lash out so incompetently and hilariously.
 
2020-08-06 9:37:27 PM  
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I want to do terrible things to the trump campaign for blatantly wrong things like their "polls".
 
2020-08-06 9:37:38 PM  
Person, woman, man, camera, TV

Tell me what I won Alex
 
2020-08-06 9:37:39 PM  
Jesus. This is... Real?

What kind of drooling moron do you have to be to be preening about having "aced" a DEMENTIA TEST?

He failed the memory part, by the way... You know because he won't stop lying about it. The words are random to avoid being ques for each other, they are not the first 5 things the moron sees in front of himself as he's lying.
 
2020-08-06 9:37:45 PM  
People don't randomly take cognitive tests for funsies. Hell,nobody wakes up one day and says "Hey,i should totally take one to make sure i'm good."

Nope. OTHER people noticed that things are wrong enough that they strenuously "suggest" he (Trump) take one.

The only people that he'll listen to are the people he's closest to. His wife,his kids and his toadies. His toadies wouldn't have the guts to tell him that his mind was slipping constantly.

That means his kids did. Or Melania.

Who would know something was wrong better than them?

Yeah,you can bet it's way worse than we already know.
 
2020-08-06 9:38:26 PM  

Enomai: The easiest dunk in the world would be Biden's campaign just replying with "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. Nailed it."


"Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV." - Remix of Trump's Cognitive Test
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2020-08-06 9:39:22 PM  
Trump should hold his breath until the country turns blue
 
2020-08-06 9:39:28 PM  
Biden should respond that the kind of test Trump is talking about is only given to people recovering from a stroke or massive head injury, and since neither of those apply to him, he won't be taking the test.

Then challenge Trump to finish the Jumble in today's Post-Dispatch.
 
2020-08-06 9:39:57 PM  
Whatever Trumper that said "ask Trump how a bill becomes a law" from start to finish and sit back and watch him flail had it right.
 
2020-08-06 9:42:12 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Let's be honest. Biden is no longer 100%. And that is the only reason, I think, that gives Trump has a chance to win.


I'd say it's more because of how incredibly racist he keeps proving he is.  Like today for instance when he revealed that to him all blacks don't just look alike, they all think alike.

Joe Biden: Unlike the African-American community, the Latino community is incredibly diverse
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2020-08-06 9:42:23 PM  
Sure, the guy who can't pronounce "Thailand" should totally be talking about someone else's mental acuity.
 
2020-08-06 9:43:55 PM  
But he did drive his Corvette four years ago. 

Farking christ this is like watching bumfights.
 
2020-08-06 9:44:01 PM  
Because that test is normally given out to help folks decide if it's time to put Grandpa in a home.
Yet Two Scoops is acting like he got a perfect score on the MCAT or something.
 
2020-08-06 9:44:22 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Let's be honest. Biden is no longer 100%. And that is the only reason, I think, that gives Trump has a chance to win.


Thanks for the concern.
 
2020-08-06 9:44:39 PM  
I would respond by asking to know exactly what the name of the test is, in the name of fairness, so I know it's the same test. Then I'd respond with "I asked my doctor about that test, and he/she says it's only for stroke, head trauma, and dementia patients. What prompted your doctor to have you take it?"
 
2020-08-06 9:44:39 PM  
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2020-08-06 9:45:43 PM  
Of course, this is the same bloated orange asshole whose favorite insults are those that describe women he considers fat, ugly and unworthy of him wanting to fark.
 
2020-08-06 9:45:46 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: arrogantbastich: How about we do a new test where you have to pronounce words correctly.

How about a spelling bee?  Geography bee?  History bee?

Honestly - that would be far more informative as to the candidates' suitability than what passes for "debates".


Good evening, and welcome to the CNN/Washington Post/Applebee's debate, I'm Keith Olbermann. Tonight our participants, President Donald Trump and Joe Biden, will both be attempting to setup and activate a brand new iPhone 11, including successfully setting it up to retrieve their email. We are scheduled for 2 hours, but let's just see how the night goes, shall we?
 
2020-08-06 9:45:53 PM  

gunther_bumpass: But he did drive his Corvette four years ago. 

Farking christ this is like watching bumfights.


Dude, I'm sorry people thought your car was lame, but you've got to let that Corvette shiat go.
 
2020-08-06 9:46:34 PM  
Even if Biden has dementia I trust him to appoint a cabinet that wouldn't be a criminal enterprise that exists solely to enrich themselves and their friends while allowing Biden and his family to grift every dollar possible.

Incapacitated Biden > Trump on his best day

/Just kidding, Trump has no best days
 
2020-08-06 9:46:51 PM  
I'm pretty sure the only test Trump could beat Biden is an STD test.
 
2020-08-06 9:48:22 PM  
F*ck them and all this bullshiat bait shiat. F*ck you and more debates. F*ck you and cognitive tests. Tell the f*ckers you don't tell me what to do. Go f*k yourselves.

Like f*cking third grade children on a playground trying to make Mikey do something they can attack and laugh at.

F*ck 'em!

/I like the word f*ck
//a lot
 
2020-08-06 9:49:03 PM  

stoli n coke: Because that test is normally given out to help folks decide if it's time to put Grandpa in a home.
Yet Two Scoops is acting like he got a perfect score on the MCAT or something.


So much this. Even the creator of the test said that it's about basic function and not an IQ test.

Trump would fail the standardized tests they give to 2nd graders.
 
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