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2044 clicks; posted to Politics » on 06 Aug 2020 at 9:48 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-06 6:38:03 PM  
Hahaha, it's not as if other countries are going to let American citizens waltz through border countries. We're a plague nation.
 
2020-08-06 9:49:06 PM  
Herpaderp, border controls
 
2020-08-06 9:49:56 PM  
This is like your chocolate ration going up to 50grams this month....When it was 80 before...
 
2020-08-06 9:50:28 PM  

Elegy: Herpaderp, border controls


I found it somewhat comical that we're biatching and moaning about illegals attempting to enter the US on the southern border, when at the same time biatching and moaning while trying to sneak across the Canadian border for vacation.
 
2020-08-06 9:53:10 PM  
Anyone want to bet the state dept won't be bothering to update any of those pages? Because I looked a couple months ago to see when the last time any individual country's condition report was updated, and from the 100 or so countries I skimmed over the most recent update was March 2019.
 
2020-08-06 9:58:48 PM  
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
 
2020-08-06 10:01:12 PM  
Well I guess they won't be able to get the caravan of diseases to leave the country.
 
2020-08-06 10:03:08 PM  
Meanwhile, here's where you can go.  Enjoy your unrestricted travel to Mexico, Dominican Republic, Tunisia, Serbia, Kosovo, Albania, North Macedonia, Turkey, and the Maldives.

That's farking-it.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/us​-​international-travel-covid-19/index.ht​ml
 
2020-08-06 10:05:28 PM  

aleister_greynight: Well I guess they won't be able to get the caravan of diseases to leave the country.


Posting it for irony's sake only.

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2020-08-06 10:07:49 PM  

kyleaugustus: Meanwhile, here's where you can go.  Enjoy your unrestricted travel to Mexico, Dominican Republic, Tunisia, Serbia, Kosovo, Albania, North Macedonia, Turkey, and the Maldives.

That's farking-it.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/us-​international-travel-covid-19/index.ht​ml


And what's wrong with that?  What's wrong with traveling to those countries?
 
2020-08-06 10:08:14 PM  

kyleaugustus: Meanwhile, here's where you can go.  Enjoy your unrestricted travel to Mexico, Dominican Republic, Tunisia, Serbia, Kosovo, Albania, North Macedonia, Turkey, and the Maldives.

That's farking-it.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/us-​international-travel-covid-19/index.ht​ml


Ooo! My geography lessons will finally come in handy!
Let's see, "borders on the Adriatic," "mostly mountainous," "chrome" - I am so there!
 
2020-08-06 10:08:19 PM  

40 degree day: You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.


Break out the pink champagne on ice
 
2020-08-06 10:08:33 PM  
Lol my sister and i booked a trip to france,were supposed to leave september 3rd.  France won't let us in,don't blame them.  Anyhow i have to call United monday and get a refund,the one time i didn't use points. I don't want yet another travel voucher.    We booked this trip last august,we were so young! 🤡
 
2020-08-06 10:13:25 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: kyleaugustus: Meanwhile, here's where you can go.  Enjoy your unrestricted travel to Mexico, Dominican Republic, Tunisia, Serbia, Kosovo, Albania, North Macedonia, Turkey, and the Maldives.

That's farking-it.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/us-​international-travel-covid-19/index.ht​ml

And what's wrong with that?  What's wrong with traveling to those countries?


I know you're being snarky so I appreciate your humor.  But, as an American that's enjoyed some means, I'm sad it may be many years before I can enjoy a flight to Germany, the Baltic states, Finland, the UK, or China.  They were lovely places and people to visit.  I enjoyed my time there.  I mourn that those experiences may not come again for some time.
 
2020-08-06 10:13:48 PM  

40 degree day: You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.


After all, we ARE just prisoners of our own device
 
2020-08-06 10:19:28 PM  

detonator: 40 degree day: You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

After all, we ARE just prisoners of our own device


Did the stabbing with steely knives start and no one told me? Fuc|{ers.
 
2020-08-06 10:23:43 PM  

carkiller: detonator: 40 degree day: You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

After all, we ARE just prisoners of our own device

Did the stabbing with steely knives start and no one told me? Fuc|{ers.


They did but those voices are coming from FAAAAAAAAAR away
 
2020-08-06 10:25:16 PM  

doctorguilty: kyleaugustus: Meanwhile, here's where you can go.  Enjoy your unrestricted travel to Mexico, Dominican Republic, Tunisia, Serbia, Kosovo, Albania, North Macedonia, Turkey, and the Maldives.

That's farking-it.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/us-​international-travel-covid-19/index.ht​ml

Ooo! My geography lessons will finally come in handy!
Let's see, "borders on the Adriatic," "mostly mountainous," "chrome" - I am so there!


Albania
Youtube -F_tT-q8EF0
 
2020-08-06 10:30:05 PM  
Looks like it's time to buy into a shady Mexican resort and do some capitalism on these ignorant mother farkers.
 
2020-08-06 10:32:32 PM  

jayphat: Elegy: Herpaderp, border controls

I found it somewhat comical that we're biatching and moaning about illegals attempting to enter the US on the southern border, when at the same time biatching and moaning while trying to sneak across the Canadian border for vacation.


Don't use "illegal" as a noun or you might be confused for one of The Party
 
2020-08-06 10:42:01 PM  

detonator: carkiller: detonator: 40 degree day: You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

After all, we ARE just prisoners of our own device

Did the stabbing with steely knives start and no one told me? Fuc|{ers.

They did but those voices are coming from FAAAAAAAAAR away


Eh, whatev. It's not like they're going to kill the beast <timbales>DUNK. Dunka-thunk-dun-dun</timbales>.
 
2020-08-06 10:50:04 PM  

carkiller: detonator: carkiller: detonator: 40 degree day: You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

After all, we ARE just prisoners of our own device

Did the stabbing with steely knives start and no one told me? Fuc|{ers.

They did but those voices are coming from FAAAAAAAAAR away

Eh, whatev. It's not like they're going to kill the beast <timbales>DUNK. Dunka-thunk-dun-dun</timbales>.


I'm cool as long as we don't go all desperado
 
2020-08-06 10:58:15 PM  

kyleaugustus: Meanwhile, here's where you can go.  Enjoy your unrestricted travel to Mexico, Dominican Republic, Tunisia, Serbia, Kosovo, Albania, North Macedonia, Turkey, and the Maldives.

That's farking-it.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/us-​international-travel-covid-19/index.ht​ml


Man, the Balkans are looking really good this time of year... I think maybe spending a short year there sounds great.
 
2020-08-07 9:19:59 AM  
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2020-08-07 10:23:36 AM  

Palined Parenthood: jayphat: Elegy: Herpaderp, border controls

I found it somewhat comical that we're biatching and moaning about illegals attempting to enter the US on the southern border, when at the same time biatching and moaning while trying to sneak across the Canadian border for vacation.

Don't use "illegal" as a noun or you might be confused for one of The Party


you're right, I should have put it in quotes. My apologies. I go and see that I am sacked now.
 
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