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2020-08-06 10:51:01 AM  
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2020-08-06 5:10:32 PM  
He just looks gross
 
2020-08-06 5:15:44 PM  
The fark is wrong with Broward County? All sorts of weird shiat comes out of that place.
 
2020-08-06 5:22:37 PM  
The only good news in this is that he'll be shanked in prison.
 
2020-08-06 5:25:07 PM  

Buttknuckle: He just looks gross


I just feel sorry for Mrs. Potato Head. Married to a cheating pervert!
 
2020-08-06 5:28:59 PM  
Does the dude know there are plenty of freely available, legal videos of his predilection (and many others) on the Internet?
 
2020-08-06 5:41:58 PM  

ColonelCathcart: Does the dude know there are plenty of freely available, legal videos of his predilection (and many others) on the Internet?


Right?
But, for example, as kid I loved Playboy magazine. But now in my old age adults having sex on a cellphone is much more interesting.
(。ŏ﹏ŏ)
 
2020-08-06 5:45:01 PM  
These guys are the secular version of Youth Pastors. They should never be alone with minors.
 
2020-08-06 6:02:39 PM  

waxbeans: ColonelCathcart: Does the dude know there are plenty of freely available, legal videos of his predilection (and many others) on the Internet?

Right?
But, for example, as kid I loved Playboy magazine. But now in my old age adults having sex on a cellphone is much more interesting.
(。ŏ﹏ŏ)


Why have a cell phone? You need this set up:

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2020-08-06 6:07:06 PM  
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Was he born crooked or did he grow to become crooked?
 
2020-08-06 6:13:23 PM  
Ten bucks says he's also a youth pastor at a church.
 
2020-08-06 6:14:26 PM  
WTF is a "campus monitor"?
 
2020-08-06 6:15:08 PM  

Buttknuckle: He just looks gross


When his parents told him that he could be anything when he grew up they failed to appreciate just how much he loved Mr. Potato Head.

/never go full potato
 
2020-08-06 6:21:14 PM  

Boojum2k: Buttknuckle: He just looks gross

I just feel sorry for Mrs. Potato Head. Married to a cheating pervert!


Ah, I see this was already covered now.  The only thing left is to determine whether prison will boil him, mash him, or stick him in a stew.
 
2020-08-06 6:23:09 PM  

ColonelCathcart: waxbeans: ColonelCathcart: Does the dude know there are plenty of freely available, legal videos of his predilection (and many others) on the Internet?

Right?
But, for example, as kid I loved Playboy magazine. But now in my old age adults having sex on a cellphone is much more interesting.
(。ŏ﹏ŏ)

Why have a cell phone? You need this set up:

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I mean filmed with not watched on.
 
2020-08-06 6:23:16 PM  

Begoggle: WTF is a "campus monitor"?


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2020-08-06 6:31:02 PM  

waxbeans: ColonelCathcart: waxbeans: ColonelCathcart: Does the dude know there are plenty of freely available, legal videos of his predilection (and many others) on the Internet?

Right?
But, for example, as kid I loved Playboy magazine. But now in my old age adults having sex on a cellphone is much more interesting.
(。ŏ﹏ŏ)

Why have a cell phone? You need this set up:

[Fark user image image 425x318]

I mean filmed with not watched on.


Kinky
 
2020-08-06 6:59:44 PM  
Why do Americans use the word "campus" for high schools, instead of the word "schools" like the rest of the English speaking world?
 
2020-08-06 7:05:31 PM  
Yea, he has creepy all over him. But the editor Ms Amanda Batchelor at the bottom of the article can send me sexy videos any time she wants. And we're both adults, so no legal or creepy factor. Well, she may disagree on the creepy.
 
2020-08-06 7:47:56 PM  
Bet he's still a "Virgin".....w/that face!?!?
 
2020-08-06 8:07:29 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Why do Americans use the word "campus" for high schools, instead of the word "schools" like the rest of the English speaking world?


I think some people do, because in some places the high schools are ridiculously huge, so they are comparable to universities. But yeah, where I live, nobody says "campus" for high schools.
 
2020-08-06 8:10:59 PM  
double the work load...

hire monitors to monitor the monitors....and so on, ...
 
2020-08-06 9:04:33 PM  

Begoggle: Bennie Crabtree: Why do Americans use the word "campus" for high schools, instead of the word "schools" like the rest of the English speaking world?

I think some people do, because in some places the high schools are ridiculously huge, so they are comparable to universities. But yeah, where I live, nobody says "campus" for high schools.


The word campus refers to the school, any related out buildings, like a field house or bus depot, and nearby athletic fields or recreational areas. There are high schools here that are larger in area and attendance than some colleges.
 
2020-08-06 10:48:48 PM  

mr_fulano: The fark is wrong with Broward County? All sorts of weird shiat comes out of that place.


It's got a really bad case of Florida.
 
2020-08-06 11:03:56 PM  

Begoggle: Bennie Crabtree: Why do Americans use the word "campus" for high schools, instead of the word "schools" like the rest of the English speaking world?

I think some people do, because in some places the high schools are ridiculously huge, so they are comparable to universities. But yeah, where I live, nobody says "campus" for high schools.


I went to a pretty small (in numbers) high school but area-wise, it's pretty big. We had a parking lot big enough for everyone who drove a car to park, a football field with bleachers on both sides, tennis courts, a baseball field, a fairly elaborate gym (even for today) with a fully equipped weight room and several tracts of land set aside for an agricultural class, not counting the rest of the school which included a number of buildings, which seem to grow larger every year. I've seen universities in other countries that had less elaborate facilities.

The whole place was pretty spread out. I think this is fairly common in the US - schools occupy a pretty big piece of land compared to what you might see in many other countries and a lot of the land is used for sports facilities. All this, despite the fact that our education tends to be a little subpar and it's not clear that a lot of people are really using the athletic facilities to their full potential.

With all the debate about school funding, the problem isn't that schools don't get enough money - it's that they misappropriate it. In many cases our schools end up becoming more about sports than about academics.
 
2020-08-07 12:02:16 PM  

ColonelCathcart: Does the dude know there are plenty of freely available, legal videos of his predilection (and many others) on the Internet?


Really?
 
2020-08-07 12:03:06 PM  

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Was he born crooked or did he grow to become crooked?


His head is misshapened.
 
2020-08-07 12:04:04 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Why do Americans use the word "campus" for high schools, instead of the word "schools" like the rest of the English speaking world?


American privilege.
 
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