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2020-08-05 10:59:32 PM  
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2020-08-05 11:05:50 PM  
Well if Jacob Wohl says it, it must be true.
 
2020-08-05 11:13:45 PM  
You can put this sh*t on anything Jacob says:
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2020-08-05 11:16:07 PM  
I read that as Wohl and Burkman being in an intense sexual relationship and was like yup.  Makes sense.
 
2020-08-05 11:20:17 PM  

BizarreMan: I read that as Wohl and Burkman being in an intense sexual relationship and was like yup.  Makes sense.


Yup. Not even a little bit surprised.
 
2020-08-05 11:24:17 PM  

propasaurus: BizarreMan: I read that as Wohl and Burkman being in an intense sexual relationship and was like yup.  Makes sense.

Yup. Not even a little bit surprised.


Would explain the constantly unzipped pants for their "press conferences"/stand up routines
 
2020-08-05 11:32:57 PM  
Here's some brain bleach for those of us not particularly interested in knowing who boinks Wohl

みっちりねこマーチ - MitchiriNeko March - Cute cat characters in a marching band!
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2020-08-05 11:46:49 PM  
It alleges without evidence that Corrigan had planned to implicate Pompeo in a foreign "gold watch scandal" but caved under pressure

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2020-08-05 11:52:43 PM  
She's got a real " I'll skin you and eat you alive look"
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What's the rule, if both the dick and the thing you put it into, are crazy?
 
2020-08-06 12:03:28 AM  

sithon: She's got a real " I'll skin you and eat you alive look"
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What's the rule, if both the dick and the thing you put it into, are crazy?


Sterilization
 
2020-08-06 12:29:26 AM  

sithon: She's got a real " I'll skin you and eat you alive look"
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What's the rule, if both the dick and the thing you put it into, are crazy?


That is the kind of woman who would bite you dick off.
 
2020-08-06 12:55:47 AM  
Well, this has certainly been a "what the actual f*ck?" kind of day
 
2020-08-06 3:59:02 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, this has certainly been a "what the actual f*ck?" kind of day


When was the last time it hasn't been?
 
2020-08-06 5:45:56 AM  
You know Jake, rather than try all this sort of half-assed and clumsy skullduggery that you're not remotely good at-and continuing to be an even more ham-handed version of Jimmy O'Keefe-have you ever thought about, I dunno, maybe getting back out there and getting a job? Maybe go back to school since you blew up your trading career? All this time on your Dad's couch, it hasn't been good for you, little dude.

Also, constructive criticism, maybe coming out with public statements about how hard you are hitting it is not really terribly convincing, nor does it actually reinforce your heteronormative image. I get it, your Dad wants you to to get off the couch, chase some tail, and get into some trouble. You could do all that in college again, without running into reporters who are smarter than you, and you could just get into some college hijinks like dressing up another school's mascot up in a clown suit, and awkwardly make out on a dance floor to satisfy your Dad's desire for a straight son, you know until you're ready to talk to him. No judgement, man. You have to make your own journey, little dude.

Just a suggestion, because you seem tragically lost, little dude.
 
2020-08-06 6:02:03 AM  

BizarreMan: I read that as Wohl and Burkman being in an intense sexual relationship and was like yup.  Makes sense.


Suddenly, this pic makes a LOT more sense.

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2020-08-06 6:03:48 AM  
Kidnapped By My Beard: The Jacob Wohl Story
 
2020-08-06 6:06:57 AM  
None of these people matter.  An unemployed bum is more important than anyone in this story - yes I am an unemployed bum. Please stop giving these people airtime.

None of these people care about anyone but themselves, they have never displayed any compasion to anyone but themselves.  Crimes have been committed and yet nothing has happened to them, yet.
 
2020-08-06 6:07:56 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, this has certainly been a "what the actual f*ck?" kind of day

When was the last time it hasn't been?


This saddened me.
I can't remember the last non batshiat day.
 
2020-08-06 6:08:15 AM  
Is Jacob Wohl the reincarnation of Andy Kaufman?
 
2020-08-06 6:08:24 AM  
What the beginning of intense sex looks like.

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2020-08-06 6:08:30 AM  

PanicAttack: Kidnapped By My Beard: The Jacob Wohl Story


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2020-08-06 6:13:36 AM  
It's extremely f**ked up when Wohl and Burkman might actually be just as credible as the other involved party.
 
2020-08-06 6:14:31 AM  
Dark gods damnit, what do I have to do to get into an "intense sexual relationship"..? Be banned from securities trading..? Be a right-wing liar..? (But I repeat myself...) Commit fraud that results in the suicide of an investor..? Be a right-wing conman..? (But I repeat myself...)

/ Oh, it's "maybe people would like you if you were less of a c#nt" - thanks mum..! :)
 
2020-08-06 6:16:23 AM  

sithon: She's got a real " I'll skin you and eat you alive look"
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What's the rule, if both the dick and the thing you put it into, are crazy?


Is that one of those failed humanistic Cylons? An early generation?
 
2020-08-06 6:16:50 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, this has certainly been a "what the actual f*ck?" kind of day

When was the last time it hasn't been?


i liked the world back when i still thought it was "the berenstein bears."
 
2020-08-06 6:17:40 AM  
I'm so confused.  I step away from the Pol tab for a couple of hours to actually earn a living and come back to this.  Who the hell are these folks, and why the hell should I care?  I figured I was going to see some kind of ludicrous reframing of the latest BS from Trump's twitter, or something related to Barr, or Javanka, but instead it's a bunch of wannabe influencers is my best guess.
 
2020-08-06 6:19:01 AM  
I don't think I understand anything about this.  It's only 5:16am, and I'm not drunk enough to understand any of this.  Are the idiot twins accusing the woman of... you know what, I just don't get it and I'm fine with that.
 
2020-08-06 6:19:33 AM  
Gold Watch scandal?

Aside from the Pulp Fiction reference above... what is a Gold Watch scandal?
 
2020-08-06 6:24:35 AM  

sithon: She's got a real " I'll skin you and eat you alive look"
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What's the rule, if both the dick and the thing you put it into, are crazy?


God makes poisonous snakes brightly colored so you know they're poisonous and you can avoid them.  Crazy women do the same thing with lipstick.
 
2020-08-06 6:26:29 AM  

OldRod: Gold Watch scandal?

Aside from the Pulp Fiction reference above... what is a Gold Watch scandal?


You know... Obamagate!
 
2020-08-06 6:27:21 AM  
I'm starting to think that Jacob Wohl is a liberal plant who's only purpose is to make conservatives look bad.
 
2020-08-06 6:28:48 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

JoshNBCNews: The statement claims that Wohl and Corrigan were in an "intense sexual relationship." It alleges without evidence that Corrigan had planned to implicate Pompeo in a foreign "gold watch scandal" but caved under pressure


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2020-08-06 6:29:05 AM  

OldRod: Gold Watch scandal?

Aside from the Pulp Fiction reference above... what is a Gold Watch scandal?


Yes.
 
2020-08-06 6:33:36 AM  
Intense sexual relationship.  Would you really ever want to be in a sexual relationship that wasn't intense?  I mean, intense is kind of the whole reason for the relationship, isn't it?
 
2020-08-06 6:36:07 AM  

OldRod: Gold Watch scandal?

Aside from the Pulp Fiction reference above... what is a Gold Watch scandal?


A complete guess, here, but it may be something to do with someone's retirement.
 
2020-08-06 6:38:36 AM  
RIP sex in tents
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2020-08-06 6:43:37 AM  
I do not understand this.  What is the goal of this nonsense? To make her look good? Pompeo look bad?  I just don't get it, maybe I'm not completely awake yet. Someone explain it to me.  Wait, don't, I just decided I don't care.
 
2020-08-06 6:46:17 AM  
I miss banjo man...
 
2020-08-06 6:51:54 AM  
Can Wohl and Twitter DIAF please?
Why do people still give him press when he should be locked up in jail?
 
2020-08-06 6:57:44 AM  
A friend of mine once said "sometimes you look at a person and you immediately know that they will end as a 'gruesome discovery'"

For some reason, Wohl always makes me think of this.
 
2020-08-06 6:59:25 AM  
 Wohl kidnapped his 'emotional support animal' in order to blackmail the secretary of state


because......

The truth is, these are not very bright people, and things got out of hand.
 
2020-08-06 7:07:40 AM  

OldRod: Gold Watch scandal?

Aside from the Pulp Fiction reference above... what is a Gold Watch scandal?


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2020-08-06 7:12:50 AM  

Biohazard Banana Suit: Is Jacob Wohl the reincarnation of Andy Kaufman?


No, Kaufman was funny
 
2020-08-06 7:14:41 AM  
For those confused:

Merritt Corrigan is a far-right type of religious kook who thinks women are better off barefoot and pregnant in her husbands home, then got a minor admin job w/USAID and spouted off that the org was anti-Xtian and...

"MerrittCorrigan: This announcement from the House Foreign Affairs Committee is a total disgrace I hereby challenge @RepEliotEngel to a debate with Jacob Wohl, Jack Burkman and me at Project 1599 HQ https://t.co/mVJNu9sqm3  "

https://www.fark.com/comments/1090481​7​/Trump-appointee-at-USAID-has-meltdown​-demands-Congressman-debate-Jacob-Wohl​-UPDATE-Former-Trump-appointee

So now you know the rest of the story. If you read the earlier thread.

Is this important? No, not now or ever yet, but I'm entertained.
 
2020-08-06 7:17:24 AM  
When every single person in the story is the sort of person who, if you asked them 'What time is it?' would lie to your face.. it's time to move on without them.
 
2020-08-06 7:20:37 AM  
Mental illness seems to be a prerequisite for right wing grifters.
 
2020-08-06 7:28:23 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Mental illness seems to be a prerequisite for right wing grifters.


More like they know their target audience. But then again, when you stare into the Abyss...
 
2020-08-06 7:28:42 AM  

Aquapope: Intense sexual relationship.  Would you really ever want to be in a sexual relationship that wasn't intense?  I mean, intense is kind of the whole reason for the relationship, isn't it?


I divorced my ex because we were NOT in an intense sexual relationship. I can only screw sentient mashed potatoes so many times.
 
2020-08-06 7:30:19 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: For those confused:

Merritt Corrigan is a far-right type of religious kook who thinks women are better off barefoot and pregnant in her husbands home, then got a minor admin job w/USAID and spouted off that the org was anti-Xtian and...

"MerrittCorrigan: This announcement from the House Foreign Affairs Committee is a total disgrace I hereby challenge @RepEliotEngel to a debate with Jacob Wohl, Jack Burkman and me at Project 1599 HQ https://t.co/mVJNu9sqm3  "

https://www.fark.com/comments/10904817​/Trump-appointee-at-USAID-has-meltdown​-demands-Congressman-debate-Jacob-Wohl​-UPDATE-Former-Trump-appointee

So now you know the rest of the story. If you read the earlier thread.

Is this important? No, not now or ever yet, but I'm entertained.


I love misogynistic women who go around the country telling other women to stay home and raise kids who never stay home, have kids or do anything else that makes them look ridiculous
 
2020-08-06 7:32:10 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Mental illness seems to be a prerequisite for right wing grifters.


well all those asylum inmates that were emptied out had to go somewhere
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