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(Yahoo)   Good news for bald people who catch Covid-19, you won't have to worry about hair loss. For the rest of you though   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2020-08-05 9:45:40 PM  
36 votes:
A couple months ago everybody was complaining because they couldn't get a haircut. There's no pleasing some people.
 
2020-08-05 9:40:39 PM  
21 votes:
It can take my ass hair, that's for sure.
 
2020-08-05 9:49:36 PM  
14 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: Damn. I'm 45 and a head full of hair was one of the few things I had going for me.


Oh man, 45 is a cakewalk hair or not. In two or so weeks you'll be in your 50s where shiat actually falls apart. And even if it doesn't, you're still in your 50s and effectively "dead" to most of society.

Yes, I said two or so weeks.

/Enjoy those weeks like a bastard!
//Not bitter, as I'm sure you can tell from this reply
 
2020-08-05 9:43:52 PM  
8 votes:
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2020-08-05 8:56:27 PM  
8 votes:
Damn. I'm 45 and a head full of hair was one of the few things I had going for me.

f*ck.
 
2020-08-05 9:50:56 PM  
6 votes:
Well, just because my hair won't grow back doesn't mean I have to stop freebasing Rogaine.

Sometimes I shoot it right into my eyeball, Keith Richards style...

/Sadly, this approach doesn't work
//The dreams are fantastic
///Third slashie just can't get enough...
 
2020-08-05 9:44:41 PM  
5 votes:
I'm bald, lost it at 19. Thought the good news was catching COVID meant I wouldn't have to figure out a 5 year plan for corporate.
 
2020-08-05 10:27:06 PM  
3 votes:
We love each other... me and my bald brothers.

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2020-08-05 10:04:16 PM  
3 votes:

Zipf: I had COVID.. hair is now thinner.  Wife and mom had it too, and they concur.


That ain't farking fair that THEIR covid gives YOU thinner hair. Fark this virus
 
2020-08-05 10:48:00 PM  
2 votes:
On the plus side, if it makes you that hot at 54, bring it on.

/ 54.
 
2020-08-05 10:15:32 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe the Vaccine will turn out to be a universal cure for baldness as a side effect, a guy can dream!
 
2020-08-05 9:59:08 PM  
2 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: Damn. I'm 45 and a head full of hair was one of the few things I had going for me.

f*ck.


Aw, come here buddy, it ain't that bad.

*cough* *cough*
 
2020-08-05 9:49:35 PM  
2 votes:
Damn. This virus is the Apostle Paul of disease:  it's all things to all men (women and children).
 
2020-08-05 9:47:52 PM  
2 votes:
Bullshiat. Covid now causes everything from hangnails to leprosy.

Stop believing everything you read.
 
2020-08-05 7:15:24 PM  
2 votes:
Now, THIS will get everybody's attention.

/appeal to vanity
//works every time
///see Jonathan Snow for further instructions
 
2020-08-06 12:25:43 AM  
1 vote:
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Hardeeharhar!
But seriously, I've gotta know.
 
2020-08-05 10:05:25 PM  
1 vote:

hammershapedtomato: This is anecdotal but, a lot of people I know including myself haven't had Covid but have lost a lot of hair since March. It's just a generally high-stress time for a lot of people which can def trigger hair loss. Im taking vitamins now but they probably won't do much *shrug*


Yeah, I'm preemptively letting mine grow out.
 
2020-08-05 9:48:02 PM  
1 vote:
Sweet, I'm safe! No more masks for me!
 
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