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2020-08-05 7:15:24 PM  
Now, THIS will get everybody's attention.

/appeal to vanity
//works every time
///see Jonathan Snow for further instructions
 
2020-08-05 8:56:27 PM  
Damn. I'm 45 and a head full of hair was one of the few things I had going for me.

f*ck.
 
2020-08-05 9:40:39 PM  
It can take my ass hair, that's for sure.
 
2020-08-05 9:43:08 PM  
This is anecdotal but, a lot of people I know including myself haven't had Covid but have lost a lot of hair since March. It's just a generally high-stress time for a lot of people which can def trigger hair loss. Im taking vitamins now but they probably won't do much *shrug*
 
2020-08-05 9:43:52 PM  
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2020-08-05 9:44:41 PM  
I'm bald, lost it at 19. Thought the good news was catching COVID meant I wouldn't have to figure out a 5 year plan for corporate.
 
2020-08-05 9:45:40 PM  
A couple months ago everybody was complaining because they couldn't get a haircut. There's no pleasing some people.
 
2020-08-05 9:47:52 PM  
Bullshiat. Covid now causes everything from hangnails to leprosy.

Stop believing everything you read.
 
2020-08-05 9:48:02 PM  
Sweet, I'm safe! No more masks for me!
 
2020-08-05 9:49:35 PM  
Damn. This virus is the Apostle Paul of disease:  it's all things to all men (women and children).
 
2020-08-05 9:49:36 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Damn. I'm 45 and a head full of hair was one of the few things I had going for me.


Oh man, 45 is a cakewalk hair or not. In two or so weeks you'll be in your 50s where shiat actually falls apart. And even if it doesn't, you're still in your 50s and effectively "dead" to most of society.

Yes, I said two or so weeks.

/Enjoy those weeks like a bastard!
//Not bitter, as I'm sure you can tell from this reply
 
2020-08-05 9:50:56 PM  
Well, just because my hair won't grow back doesn't mean I have to stop freebasing Rogaine.

Sometimes I shoot it right into my eyeball, Keith Richards style...

/Sadly, this approach doesn't work
//The dreams are fantastic
///Third slashie just can't get enough...
 
2020-08-05 9:58:32 PM  
I had COVID.. hair is now thinner.  Wife and mom had it too, and they concur.
 
2020-08-05 9:58:38 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Bullshiat. Covid now causes everything from hangnails to leprosy.


Well, we just can't have people making their own assessment of risk or deciding to not be fearful.

Fear. Terror. Sickness. Death. Be afraid.

Now pick up that can, plague rat.
 
2020-08-05 9:59:08 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Damn. I'm 45 and a head full of hair was one of the few things I had going for me.

f*ck.


Aw, come here buddy, it ain't that bad.

*cough* *cough*
 
2020-08-05 10:04:16 PM  

Zipf: I had COVID.. hair is now thinner.  Wife and mom had it too, and they concur.


That ain't farking fair that THEIR covid gives YOU thinner hair. Fark this virus
 
2020-08-05 10:05:25 PM  

hammershapedtomato: This is anecdotal but, a lot of people I know including myself haven't had Covid but have lost a lot of hair since March. It's just a generally high-stress time for a lot of people which can def trigger hair loss. Im taking vitamins now but they probably won't do much *shrug*


Yeah, I'm preemptively letting mine grow out.
 
2020-08-05 10:07:13 PM  

Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: ecmoRandomNumbers: Damn. I'm 45 and a head full of hair was one of the few things I had going for me.

Oh man, 45 is a cakewalk hair or not. In two or so weeks you'll be in your 50s where shiat actually falls apart. And even if it doesn't, you're still in your 50s and effectively "dead" to most of society.

Yes, I said two or so weeks.

/Enjoy those weeks like a bastard!
//Not bitter, as I'm sure you can tell from this reply


You're forgetting that with Trump in office, two weeks feels like 2 years.
 
2020-08-05 10:08:02 PM  
I'm the guy who wrote the long post about surviving COVID.

I used to have super-thick long hair down to the small of my back. After getting out of the hospital, it started coming out to the point each brushing resulted in a hamster amount of hair. Ponytail is thin now to the thickness of my index finger.

It's a brutal disease and it beyond thrashes everything in your body.
 
2020-08-05 10:15:32 PM  
Maybe the Vaccine will turn out to be a universal cure for baldness as a side effect, a guy can dream!
 
2020-08-05 10:17:14 PM  

Znuh: I'm the guy who wrote the long post about surviving COVID.


I'd appreciate a link to this. (With sympathy.)

I'm exactly the target audience for this virus and would like to know more about fighting it after-the-fact.
 
2020-08-05 10:18:35 PM  
covid is hardest on bald guys and for the full headed guys it says "catch ya next time when you're bald"
 
2020-08-05 10:26:28 PM  
don't worry friends, it appears a MINISCULE amount of persons-

-either 1000 cases worldwide, OR 27% of something? is it the "long-haulers"? or recovered american cases who spent a long time in hospital? or just in the ICU of the hospital? who knows? who can say?-

-experience "significant" post-covid hair loss.

and NONE of this hair loss can be directly linked to the virus acting in the body.

nope, it's linked to the mental STRESS of surviving either a very scary diagnosis, OR the physical STRESS of spending days/weeks/months in the ICU and/or on a vent.....

if you personally survive the above scenarios STOP biatching about thinning hair. be HAPPY you're not complaining about living with reduced lung function for the rest of your life.

if your hair situation still REALLY bothers you just look into the GIANT pre-existing industry of wigs and weaves and extensions. or shave it off and shut up (yes, females too.) and be happy you're still alive to biatch about this...
 
2020-08-05 10:27:06 PM  
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2020-08-05 10:30:24 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: Bullshiat. Covid now causes everything from hangnails to leprosy.

Stop believing everything you read.


Leprosy is very good at NOT killing you, like many normal diseases.

Zoonotic viruses actually kill you.  And Covid is just the" flu"," its a hoax", anything but to actually, maybe, I dunno, put some effort into thinking and research.
 
2020-08-05 10:32:55 PM  

Znuh: I'm the guy who wrote the long post about surviving COVID.

I used to have super-thick long hair down to the small of my back. After getting out of the hospital, it started coming out to the point each brushing resulted in a hamster amount of hair. Ponytail is thin now to the thickness of my index finger.

It's a brutal disease and it beyond thrashes everything in your body.


p.s. my post was not meant to belittle your experience, i've taken your posts about covid as a first person voice of reason from the beginning of this madness.

i just feel like catching it, suffering, and coming to the other side with "hair thinning" being a giant and primary complaint means some people (not you personally) are perhaps not aware of OTHER parts of "being alive" the virus could have stolen from them.
 
2020-08-05 10:33:41 PM  

Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: Znuh: I'm the guy who wrote the long post about surviving COVID.

I'd appreciate a link to this. (With sympathy.)

I'm exactly the target audience for this virus and would like to know more about fighting it after-the-fact.


Here you go. Kudos for your name, genuinely got a laugh: 

https://www.fark.com/comments/1080294​2​/Farker-Znuh-me-survived-COVID-19-was-​hospitalized-documented-whole-thing-Fu​ll-summary-of-what-it-was-like-tips-th​at-hopefully-might-help-you-get-throug​h-it?startid=126969694&fbclid=IwAR1XIn​djvjdhY2Iy3Fr2E_FObAoRI6GjaJgyTt2tvlN6​a0S24EEtsxdN2rA#new
 
2020-08-05 10:34:36 PM  

luna1580: Znuh: I'm the guy who wrote the long post about surviving COVID.

I used to have super-thick long hair down to the small of my back. After getting out of the hospital, it started coming out to the point each brushing resulted in a hamster amount of hair. Ponytail is thin now to the thickness of my index finger.

It's a brutal disease and it beyond thrashes everything in your body.

p.s. my post was not meant to belittle your experience, i've taken your posts about covid as a first person voice of reason from the beginning of this madness.

i just feel like catching it, suffering, and coming to the other side with "hair thinning" being a giant and primary complaint means some people (not you personally) are perhaps not aware of OTHER parts of "being alive" the virus could have stolen from them.


Oh, not in the slightest. I'm so tired from it all that the hair thing now registered as a 'huh' on the Znuh Freakout Scale.
 
2020-08-05 10:36:59 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Damn. I'm 45 and a head full of hair was one of the few things I had going for me.

f*ck.


Right? 47. Salt and pepper better than chromedom
 
2020-08-05 10:48:00 PM  
On the plus side, if it makes you that hot at 54, bring it on.

/ 54.
 
2020-08-05 11:10:40 PM  

Znuh: https://www.fark.com/comments/1080294​2​/Farker-Znuh-me-survived-COVID-19-was-​hospitalized-documented-whole-thing-Fu​ll-summary-of-what-it-was-like-tips-th​at-hopefully-might-help-you-get-throug​h-it?startid=126969694&fbclid=IwAR1XIn​djvjdhY2Iy3Fr2E_FObAoRI6GjaJgyTt2tvlN6​a0S24EEtsxdN2rA#new


OMFG - you are an absolute *rock* for having lived through all that. Thank you so much for your insights and I will take every word as advice.

Strangely, I do own a Pulse-Ox meter, just because they are strangely cheap on Amazon and I needed a filler item once.

Thanks again for the link and I hope I'm not the only one who will be enlightened by your posting it in this thread.
 
2020-08-05 11:18:12 PM  

Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: Thanks again for the link and I hope I'm not the only one who will be enlightened by your posting it in this thread.


Dude, you're very welcome. I put it together in the hopes it might help people, god forbid, should they catch it.

If in doubt, and your state offers it, testing is one of the best ways to ensure one can relax, or at the worst, know what's up. There's a lot of allergies and rubbish floating around that mimic some of the symptoms; so don't freak out if you have a handful of those.

The biggest tell for COVID is loss of taste and smell. And by 'lost', with me, it was gone. Removed. Luckily, this turned out not to be permanent.
 
2020-08-05 11:22:37 PM  
At least with my already declining health, I'll be dead long before my hair starts to fall out. I still won't leave a beautiful corpse, however. Or died fast, or lived young, whatever the hell it is.
 
2020-08-05 11:54:21 PM  

luna1580: don't worry friends, it appears a MINISCULE amount of persons-

-either 1000 cases worldwide, OR 27% of something? is it the "long-haulers"? or recovered american cases who spent a long time in hospital? or just in the ICU of the hospital? who knows? who can say?-

-experience "significant" post-covid hair loss.

and NONE of this hair loss can be directly linked to the virus acting in the body.

nope, it's linked to the mental STRESS of surviving either a very scary diagnosis, OR the physical STRESS of spending days/weeks/months in the ICU and/or on a vent.....

if you personally survive the above scenarios STOP biatching about thinning hair. be HAPPY you're not complaining about living with reduced lung function for the rest of your life.

if your hair situation still REALLY bothers you just look into the GIANT pre-existing industry of wigs and weaves and extensions. or shave it off and shut up (yes, females too.) and be happy you're still alive to biatch about this...


The effects of Covid are serious, but hair is silly. Before my cancer treatment, I spent lots of money and time cutting, coloring, and styling my hair because I believed the lie that this accessory was central to my identity. After all, once upon a time, I was even a hair model. My entire perspective shifted when I lost it all. I was fascinated by the shape of my own head. I could wear many different wigs, hats, or scarfs. I had so much more time everyday for real things like playing with my kids or kissing my honey. I observe my slow hair regrowth with curiosity and humor. Before this, my hair was always straight and dyed red. After this, it has grown in curly and brown. The bottom line is what makes you you isn't any of your accessories. Health challenges can be devastating teachers.
 
2020-08-06 12:25:43 AM  
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2020-08-06 12:28:36 AM  

37dragonfly: luna1580: don't worry friends, it appears a MINISCULE amount of persons-

-either 1000 cases worldwide, OR 27% of something? is it the "long-haulers"? or recovered american cases who spent a long time in hospital? or just in the ICU of the hospital? who knows? who can say?-

-experience "significant" post-covid hair loss.

and NONE of this hair loss can be directly linked to the virus acting in the body.

nope, it's linked to the mental STRESS of surviving either a very scary diagnosis, OR the physical STRESS of spending days/weeks/months in the ICU and/or on a vent.....

if you personally survive the above scenarios STOP biatching about thinning hair. be HAPPY you're not complaining about living with reduced lung function for the rest of your life.

if your hair situation still REALLY bothers you just look into the GIANT pre-existing industry of wigs and weaves and extensions. or shave it off and shut up (yes, females too.) and be happy you're still alive to biatch about this...

The effects of Covid are serious, but hair is silly. Before my cancer treatment, I spent lots of money and time cutting, coloring, and styling my hair because I believed the lie that this accessory was central to my identity. After all, once upon a time, I was even a hair model. My entire perspective shifted when I lost it all. I was fascinated by the shape of my own head. I could wear many different wigs, hats, or scarfs. I had so much more time everyday for real things like playing with my kids or kissing my honey. I observe my slow hair regrowth with curiosity and humor. Before this, my hair was always straight and dyed red. After this, it has grown in curly and brown. The bottom line is what makes you you isn't any of your accessories. Health challenges can be devastating teachers.


thank you for sharing this.

i'm a 40 year old woman born with white-girl "straight as a board" "good hair". i had 2 surgeries over the past 4 years for ovarian cancer, but am EXTREMELY lucky that is was caught very early and required no chemo or radiation so far. i've kept my hair, so far.

but i've become hella sensitive for how just having hair, and having "good hair" can be a cultural struggle, and a bigger daily struggle for black women in our "white is best" beauty culture.

BUT mostly due to this struggle there is a massive USA industry of wigs, and weaves, and hair extensions, -mostly started by black women, BUT followed by hollywood starlets of every race, and now followed by "influencers"-

that can provide "hair headgear" for nearly any person, no matter gender or race, who wants to camouflage hair loss.


that said, if a human has lived through COVID and their biggest complaint is "MY HAIR THINNED!" they MAY be in need of a perspective check......
 
2020-08-06 1:51:58 AM  
Covid-19 should just be renamed It's The Bradykinin, Stupid. Not that it's just excess bradykinin-other inflammatory compounds are involved-but that's the big one that explains every conspicuous symptom.
 
2020-08-06 12:10:00 PM  
People under severe stress -- like really sick people, esp. sick enough to go in the hospital -- often lose hair. I wouldn't put this down as a "symptom" or "result" of COVID itself, yet. They also lose weight and muscle mass. The longer you're in, the worse those things get and/or the more likely they are. But it doesn't take that long in a hospital to do it, either. A month, tops.

They're things not "caused" by COVID as much as they're caused by serious illness and the overall stress of nearly dying or thinking you're going to die.
 
2020-08-06 2:32:02 PM  
Ugh, my hair is already ravaged by PCOS, I don't need COVID taking the rest. Although, I do have some pretty fun wigs...

/Mask it or I'll kick your ass... ket.
 
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