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2020-08-05 3:25:39 PM  
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2020-08-05 4:09:21 PM  
So, it ISN'T what it is then?
 
2020-08-05 4:19:47 PM  
I like Ted and all, but he could have picked a better analogy.

The only people who know the real truth about the moon landing are Jack McCoy and OJ.
 
2020-08-05 4:37:34 PM  
When Trump's gone, what will his cult do?  Since they have no opinions of their own (whatever Trump says, I'm cool with it - face mask, no face mask, whatever), how will they think?

And to let this halfwit do your thinking for you... what could be more pathetic?
 
2020-08-05 4:50:33 PM  

PaulRB: When Trump's gone, what will his cult do?  Since they have no opinions of their own (whatever Trump says, I'm cool with it - face mask, no face mask, whatever), how will they think?

And to let this halfwit do your thinking for you... what could be more pathetic?


They're already working on that with the Q cult.

/its grown really quite large
 
2020-08-05 4:56:58 PM  

weddingsinger: PaulRB: When Trump's gone, what will his cult do?  Since they have no opinions of their own (whatever Trump says, I'm cool with it - face mask, no face mask, whatever), how will they think?

And to let this halfwit do your thinking for you... what could be more pathetic?

They're already working on that with the Q cult.

/its grown really quite large


I was gonna say that I didn't know there were that many stupid people in America, but then I remembered the 60 million morons who voted for Donnie.

QAnon, the cult made up as joke for humans who are a joke.
 
2020-08-05 5:45:30 PM  
It still blows my mind that people looked at the fat orange manchild and thought, "Yep, this is the one I'll blindly follow."
 
2020-08-05 5:46:36 PM  

weddingsinger: PaulRB: When Trump's gone, what will his cult do?  Since they have no opinions of their own (whatever Trump says, I'm cool with it - face mask, no face mask, whatever), how will they think?

And to let this halfwit do your thinking for you... what could be more pathetic?

They're already working on that with the Q cult.

/its grown really quite large


At the rate it's going they will be a new political party by Oct.
 
2020-08-05 5:48:32 PM  

BlackPete: It still blows my mind that people looked at the fat orange manchild and thought, "Yep, this is the one I'll blindly follow."


the politicians and other grifters in orbit have completely rational, if evil, monetary reasons for doing it.
 
2020-08-05 5:50:00 PM  

saturn badger: weddingsinger: PaulRB: When Trump's gone, what will his cult do?  Since they have no opinions of their own (whatever Trump says, I'm cool with it - face mask, no face mask, whatever), how will they think?

And to let this halfwit do your thinking for you... what could be more pathetic?

They're already working on that with the Q cult.

/its grown really quite large

At the rate it's going they will be a new political party by Oct.


That'd be one way to split the vote but trump already has them in his pocket
 
2020-08-05 5:56:15 PM  
he's doing everything he can to cause an international crisis over the beirut explosion.

how long until we have a new war?
 
2020-08-05 5:57:19 PM  
What baffles me are the women who find him appealing...

He's physically repugnant.
He's an idiot.
He toadies to people he views as above him and a vicious baby-man bully to those he views as below.

And, women are definitely on the lowest rung of the latter.

What is wrong with them?
 
2020-08-05 5:58:14 PM  

johnny queso: he's doing everything he can to cause an international crisis over the beirut explosion.

how long until we have a new war?


nah trump's too much of a coward to go to war. He could have had one if he wanted one with iran, the news networks were all rubbing their nipples in anticipation for it and then he backed off at the last minute.
 
2020-08-05 5:59:31 PM  

BlackPete: It still blows my mind that people looked at the fat orange manchild and thought, "Yep, this is the one I'll blindly follow."


The herp wants what it wants.
 
2020-08-05 6:00:56 PM  

saturn badger: weddingsinger: PaulRB: When Trump's gone, what will his cult do?  Since they have no opinions of their own (whatever Trump says, I'm cool with it - face mask, no face mask, whatever), how will they think?

And to let this halfwit do your thinking for you... what could be more pathetic?

They're already working on that with the Q cult.

/its grown really quite large

At the rate it's going they will be a new political party by Oct.


I remember when Obama kept winning and all the Repubs kept asking "what happened to the (R) party? We need to fundamentally change."  Then 2016 comes around and they fall so far into the same hole they may never get out.
 
2020-08-05 6:01:09 PM  
it's not that the cult chose trump, it's more like he's the only turd that wouldn't go down when that big (R) primary toilet was flushed, and now that they're stuck with him, well lets just say the willful ignorance is astonishing.

also, i would vote for Ted Lieu.
 
2020-08-05 6:01:20 PM  
For a second I thought this was about Ted Cruz, standing up for principals and finally, after all of the abuse he has been dealt is standing up to Trump.

I am very drunk. \
 
2020-08-05 6:01:25 PM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: What baffles me are the women who find him appealing...

He's physically repugnant.
He's an idiot.
He toadies to people he views as above him and a vicious baby-man bully to those he views as below.

And, women are definitely on the lowest rung of the latter.

What is wrong with them?


my aunt who was a Democrat was once praised by him. That's all it took. Shallow, I know. But she will defend his every move now. I dunno what's wrong with the others though.
 
2020-08-05 6:03:08 PM  

PaulRB: When Trump's gone, what will his cult do?  Since they have no opinions of their own (whatever Trump says, I'm cool with it - face mask, no face mask, whatever), how will they think?

And to let this halfwit do your thinking for you... what could be more pathetic?


Non player characters.

/say, where is that slayer guy?
 
2020-08-05 6:03:56 PM  

PaulRB: When Trump's gone, what will his cult do?  Since they have no opinions of their own (whatever Trump says, I'm cool with it - face mask, no face mask, whatever), how will they think?

And to let this halfwit do your thinking for you... what could be more pathetic?



When Trump and Rush Limbaugh both shuffle off this mortal coil, there is going to be a huge void in the leadership of the loony conservative movement.  The doubling-down on the nationalism, racism and religious fanaticism by the contenders is going to be terrifying in the next ten or twenty years :(
 
2020-08-05 6:04:04 PM  

ChimpMitten: For a second I thought this was about Ted Cruz, standing up for principals and finally, after all of the abuse he has been dealt is standing up to Trump.

I am very drunk. \


I thought that too, and I've only had one beer.
 
2020-08-05 6:04:19 PM  

PaulRB: weddingsinger: PaulRB: When Trump's gone, what will his cult do?  Since they have no opinions of their own (whatever Trump says, I'm cool with it - face mask, no face mask, whatever), how will they think?

And to let this halfwit do your thinking for you... what could be more pathetic?

They're already working on that with the Q cult.

/its grown really quite large

I was gonna say that I didn't know there were that many stupid people in America, but then I remembered the 60 million morons who voted for Donnie.

QAnon, the cult made up as joke for humans who are a joke.


You guys keep calling them stupid. These people are fascists and they're doing every thing they can to weaken democracy. And it is working.
 
2020-08-05 6:05:01 PM  

Diogenes: I like Ted and all, but he could have picked a better analogy.

The only people who know the real truth about the moon landing are Jack McCoy and OJ.


I think it was Hoffa, who drove Jack McCoy and OJ to the sound stage in Hollywood, and now he's buried under a mound of space dust.
 
2020-08-05 6:05:48 PM  

CarnySaur: ChimpMitten: For a second I thought this was about Ted Cruz, standing up for principals and finally, after all of the abuse he has been dealt is standing up to Trump.

I am very drunk. \

I thought that too, and I've only had one beer.


Same but I'm at 2 and they are 6%

Anyway, here's a gif of the gop

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2020-08-05 6:06:11 PM  

PaulRB: When Trump's gone, what will his cult do?  Since they have no opinions of their own (whatever Trump says, I'm cool with it - face mask, no face mask, whatever), how will they think?

And to let this halfwit do your thinking for you... what could be more pathetic?


They'll stay in line with the so-called "conservative" media. Even if the "conservative" media turns on Trump after November. Doesn't really matter.

The "conservative" identity is a fig leaf for an authoritarian cult.
 
2020-08-05 6:07:07 PM  
Steve Manchin had simiiar opinions, despite being too scared to call out Donnie as being the source of this misinformation.

Spineless sumbiatch.
 
2020-08-05 6:10:41 PM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: What baffles me are the women who find him appealing...

He's physically repugnant.
He's an idiot.
He toadies to people he views as above him and a vicious baby-man bully to those he views as below.

And, women are definitely on the lowest rung of the latter.

What is wrong with them?


Kissinger was also physically repugnant and soulless and he got top shelf ladies but at least he's intelligent.
 
2020-08-05 6:11:53 PM  
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2020-08-05 6:20:33 PM  

SurelyShirley: Diogenes: I like Ted and all, but he could have picked a better analogy.

The only people who know the real truth about the moon landing are Jack McCoy and OJ.

I think it was Hoffa, who drove Jack McCoy and OJ to the sound stage in Hollywood, and now he's buried under a mound of space dust.


Hoffa was eaten by dogs. Possibly by my own dogs. I get a kick out of that.
 
2020-08-05 6:23:18 PM  
Replacing Kool-Aid with hydroxychloroquine really should've been the big tell.
 
2020-08-05 6:23:50 PM  
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2020-08-05 6:29:27 PM  

ChimpMitten: For a second I thought this was about Ted Cruz, standing up for principals and finally, after all of the abuse he has been dealt is standing up to Trump.

I am very drunk. \


I was thinking the same thing, and I'm not even drunk yet. Gimme a few minutes to catch up.
 
2020-08-05 6:30:16 PM  

ChimpMitten: For a second I thought this was about Ted Cruz, standing up for principals and finally, after all of the abuse he has been dealt is standing up to Trump.

I am very drunk. \


I'm sober and thought the same because that would be news (though it would not be news deserving of the [Hero] tag).  Sadly it's Ted Lieu, who I definitely respect and agree with but this isn't surprising.
 
2020-08-05 6:38:41 PM  

Biohazard Banana Suit: johnny queso: he's doing everything he can to cause an international crisis over the beirut explosion.

how long until we have a new war?

nah trump's too much of a coward to go to war. He could have had one if he wanted one with iran, the news networks were all rubbing their nipples in anticipation for it and then he backed off at the last minute.


putin doesn't want it?
 
2020-08-05 6:45:19 PM  

holyflurkingschnitt: Biohazard Banana Suit: johnny queso: he's doing everything he can to cause an international crisis over the beirut explosion.

how long until we have a new war?

nah trump's too much of a coward to go to war. He could have had one if he wanted one with iran, the news networks were all rubbing their nipples in anticipation for it and then he backed off at the last minute.

putin doesn't want it?


He thinks it's not kosher?


/drunk
 
2020-08-05 7:02:39 PM  

Hence the Name...: So, it ISN'T what it is then?


It don't be like it is, but it do.
 
2020-08-05 7:10:49 PM  
Ted rules.  That's all.
 
2020-08-05 7:13:12 PM  

PaulRB: When Trump's gone, what will his cult do?  Since they have no opinions of their own (whatever Trump says, I'm cool with it - face mask, no face mask, whatever), how will they think?

And to let this halfwit do your thinking for you... what could be more pathetic?


they are gonna have him & his "news" channel on 24 / 7 after they recover from the astonishment of armed "libs" looking to enforce a power transfer using THEIR 2nd amendment rights.
 
2020-08-05 7:28:29 PM  
Dammit.

Somebody needs to get Trump to say the moon landing was fake, or that "we don't know"

There is probably a Tweet already. Find it!!
 
2020-08-05 7:28:51 PM  
Democratic Party loyalists should take note that this applies to some of YOU also.
 
2020-08-05 7:40:12 PM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: What baffles me are the women who find him appealing...

He's physically repugnant.
He's an idiot.
He toadies to people he views as above him and a vicious baby-man bully to those he views as below.

And, women are definitely on the lowest rung of the latter.

What is wrong with them?


Because they like that he is a vicious baby-man bully to those they view as below. They don't want a gentleman or a statesman.

Women like that exist too. They don't care if women in their out-groups don't get access to anything that matters specifically to women.
 
2020-08-05 7:41:56 PM  

Kuta: Democratic Party loyalists should take note that this applies to some of YOU also.


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2020-08-05 7:44:03 PM  

Brokenseas: When Trump and Rush Limbaugh both shuffle off this mortal coil, there is going to be a huge void in the leadership of the loony conservative movement.


Sadly no. Right wing media is already gassing up this POS for 2024.

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2020-08-05 7:44:29 PM  

PaulRB: When Trump's gone, what will his cult do?  Since they have no opinions of their own (whatever Trump says, I'm cool with it - face mask, no face mask, whatever), how will they think?

And to let this halfwit do your thinking for you... what could be more pathetic?


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2020-08-05 8:09:31 PM  

RainDawg: SurelyShirley: Diogenes: I like Ted and all, but he could have picked a better analogy.

The only people who know the real truth about the moon landing are Jack McCoy and OJ.

I think it was Hoffa, who drove Jack McCoy and OJ to the sound stage in Hollywood, and now he's buried under a mound of space dust.

Hoffa was eaten by dogs. Possibly by my own dogs. I get a kick out of that.


How the fark old are your dogs?
 
2020-08-05 8:34:15 PM  

Biohazard Banana Suit: johnny queso: he's doing everything he can to cause an international crisis over the beirut explosion.

how long until we have a new war?

nah trump's too much of a coward to go to war. He could have had one if he wanted one with iran, the news networks were all rubbing their nipples in anticipation for it and then he backed off at the last minute.


Trump is a coward about a lot of things but he knows that spending money in an endless war is bad for grifting.

You can soapbox fundraise all you want but once you start to spend, that scam is done.

"Our military is the best in the world because it's in the box. I helped raise the worth by shady deals. Once we open it to play with, it will lose money people!"
 
2020-08-05 8:38:03 PM  

SyphalisPhlaschly: PaulRB: When Trump's gone, what will his cult do?  Since they have no opinions of their own (whatever Trump says, I'm cool with it - face mask, no face mask, whatever), how will they think?

And to let this halfwit do your thinking for you... what could be more pathetic?

Non player characters.

/say, where is that slayer guy?


Who cares?
 
2020-08-05 8:41:10 PM  

Kuta: Democratic Party loyalists should take note that this applies to some of YOU also.


Shouldn't you be out somewhere stalking Tulsi?
 
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2020-08-05 8:55:42 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Hence the Name...: So, it ISN'T what it is then?

It don't be like it is, but it do.


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2020-08-05 9:41:41 PM  

ShockDiode: Kuta: Democratic Party loyalists should take note that this applies to some of YOU also.

Shouldn't you be out somewhere stalking Tulsi?


Did you know Tulsi is a vet and she surfs?!?

She's done but I get a merit every time I post a response about Tulsi.

/sorry
//need those rupees.
///hi-yaaa
 
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