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2020-08-05 4:15:35 PM  
89 votes:
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2020-08-05 3:38:38 PM  
73 votes:
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2020-08-05 3:25:56 PM  
62 votes:
Sir this is a White Castle.
 
2020-08-05 5:00:04 PM  
32 votes:
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2020-08-05 3:22:44 PM  
32 votes:
Hey guyz! Did you know Jonathan Turley is a Democrat?! So you can believe everything he says!
 
2020-08-05 4:19:30 PM  
31 votes:

pxlboy: bobtheme: [Fark user image 850x425]

Me too, man, me too.


Correction:. Me too, man, camera, TV.
 
2020-08-05 4:18:14 PM  
26 votes:
Sir, this is an irrigation ditch.
 
2020-08-05 4:28:13 PM  
23 votes:

Purple_Urkle: Sir this is a White Castle.


The Man in a White Castle is the title of my upcoming Netflix show about Trump's racism, fascism, and love of fast food.
 
2020-08-05 4:08:13 PM  
19 votes:

bobtheme: [Fark user image 850x425]


You can't do that!
 
2020-08-05 4:14:46 PM  
18 votes:
"ObamaBiden"? Is he trying to suggest they are some sort of conjoined entity?
 
2020-08-05 4:23:22 PM  
17 votes:
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2020-08-05 4:22:42 PM  
11 votes:
Sir, this is the underside of a bucket.
 
2020-08-05 4:15:46 PM  
10 votes:
He's about to pivot!
 
2020-08-05 7:10:48 PM  
9 votes:
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2020-08-05 5:06:37 PM  
9 votes:
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Still trying to make Obamagate a thing?
 
2020-08-05 4:27:44 PM  
8 votes:
Sir, this is a federal penitentiary chow line, not an Arby's.
 
2020-08-05 5:32:27 PM  
6 votes:
Trump has tried time and again to warn us about Obamagate. The last time was back in June, and since then, 50,000 Americans have died. DO SOMETHING
 
2020-08-05 4:41:34 PM  
6 votes:

ariseatex: bumblefuss: Unless they were fused together in a transporter accident, I'm fairly certain there is no such thing as "ObamaBiden."

Though that has awesome potential.

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All parents love/hate you.
 
2020-08-05 4:38:54 PM  
6 votes:

bumblefuss: Unless they were fused together in a transporter accident, I'm fairly certain there is no such thing as "ObamaBiden."

Though that has awesome potential.


ObamaBiden
Do dooo do do do
ObamaBiden
Do do doo doo
ObamaBiden
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Do do do do do doo doo do doo dooo.
 
2020-08-05 4:24:47 PM  
6 votes:

zbtop: Treason is giving aid and comfort to an enemy of the United States, what enemy were Obama and Biden giving aid and comfort to?

Unless we're just going to classify anyone refusing to tongue punch mango mussolini's dirt star as "the enemy"...


"Dirt star" Hahahaha

*yoink*
 
2020-08-05 3:41:22 PM  
6 votes:

bobtheme: [Fark user image 850x425]


Me too, man, me too.
 
2020-08-05 5:36:23 PM  
5 votes:
Using government resources to spy on your political opponents is unethical at least. A 3 year attempted coup is pretty treasonous.
 
2020-08-05 4:54:13 PM  
5 votes:
Let's see if I am following this correctly...

The Republicans believe that Hillary Clinton conspired with the Russians to *lose* the election, but make it look like it was Trump who conspired with the Russians, all so that Trump could be elected and then immediately impeached for colluding with the Russians in the election?

And Comey was in Hillary's back pocket, trying to keep Trump from winning, despite the fact that he said nothing at all about the Trump investigation, and instead brought up the email investigation on Hillary at the last minute and cost her the election?

This is truly 12th dimension Tiddly Winks
 
2020-08-05 4:45:31 PM  
5 votes:

bumblefuss: Unless they were fused together in a transporter accident, I'm fairly certain there is no such thing as "ObamaBiden."

Though that has awesome potential.


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2020-08-05 4:20:24 PM  
5 votes:
QUARTER POUNDER & LARGE FRIES!
 
2020-08-05 3:20:33 PM  
5 votes:
Imax should be charging licensing fees.
 
2020-08-05 6:49:34 PM  
4 votes:

Bob Falfa: He knows he's going to lose, so he'll try to have Biden arrested.


That's So Putin!
 
2020-08-05 5:06:24 PM  
4 votes:

erik-k: OldRod: She said, UNDER OATH, that they were not spying on Trump's campaign, but that they were investigating Russian's interfering with the election and Trump people kept getting caught up in it.

UNDER OATH!

Let's see you go under oath and try to refute that Donnie!

Difficulty: "under oath" means nothing to the honorless filth for whom an oath means nothing.


To them, "oath" ith what you thtore in a grain thilo.
 
2020-08-05 4:17:21 PM  
4 votes:
If Drumpf didn't want to be surveilled, he and his spawn shouldn't have been so enthusiastically involved in Russian adoptions, obviously.

quod factum est
 
2020-08-05 8:21:40 PM  
3 votes:

Kangaroo_Ralph: Using government resources to spy on your political opponents is unethical at least. A 3 year attempted coup is pretty treasonous.


You don't know the meanings of words.
 
2020-08-05 4:56:28 PM  
3 votes:

OldRod: She said, UNDER OATH, that they were not spying on Trump's campaign, but that they were investigating Russian's interfering with the election and Trump people kept getting caught up in it.

UNDER OATH!

Let's see you go under oath and try to refute that Donnie!


You're not wrong but do you think an oath would mean shiat to Donald? I mean neither his oath to his wives, nor his oath of office, have meant a damn thing to him.

He's swear in to Congress and testify that he was 7 and a half feet of lean muscle, a grim bloody fable leaving women ruined for other men for life. He can bench press 700 pounds on his rest days, and has more money than China. Like, the country of China, in sum. He's actually caught China Virus 53 times and wrestled it into submission every time. He doesn't try to avoid catching it because every time he catches it he advances the scientific study of the disease, nay of life itself, by decades. The owner of Harvard once called him and said "Sir we want to name the school after you. I also spoke to the president of The Calendar and we are going to restart the year numbering. What we call 2016 will now be year 1 in the Trump Era. All hail!"

And that's the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth!
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2020-08-05 4:40:35 PM  
3 votes:

SpectroBoy: [Fark user image 680x383]


It's been so long since anybody has talked about that woman who accused Biden of sexual assault, I can't even remember her name.
 
2020-08-05 4:37:40 PM  
3 votes:

GrinzGrimly: Bob Falfa: He knows he's going to lose, so he'll try to have Biden arrested.

Or maybe he'll just kick off an illegitimate FBI investigation into Biden on his way out of office. The Dems will really have to ties themselves in knots explaining why that's bad.


Nah. Legitimate or not, Biden can just shut it down when he becomes president, then install a puppet AG to prosecute Trump for treason.

After all, trump set the precedent: the rule of law is now whatever the president says it is.
 
2020-08-05 4:31:09 PM  
3 votes:
We're going to need a projector the size of the Hadron Collider at this rate.  IMAX just isn't going to be able to handle the load.
 
2020-08-05 4:25:49 PM  
3 votes:

I Ate Shergar: "ObamaBiden"? Is he trying to suggest they are some sort of conjoined entity?


Yes.
It's like DoctorDonna.
 
2020-08-06 2:48:48 AM  
2 votes:
Roight. Obama spied on the Flim Flam Führer's campaign by wiretapping Russian agents who were totally not in contact with the Flim Flam Führer's campaign.
 
2020-08-05 6:22:53 PM  
2 votes:

Kangaroo_Ralph: Using government resources to spy on your political opponents is unethical at least. A 3 year attempted coup is pretty treasonous.


Agreed, but it's misleading to call it an attempted coup. Our country's enemies installed their puppet, and the treasonweasel has been doing their bidding ever since. I'd say it was a very successful coup.
 
2020-08-05 6:14:34 PM  
2 votes:

Kangaroo_Ralph: Using government resources to spy on your political opponents is unethical at least. A 3 year attempted coup is pretty treasonous.


Duh.  That's why Trump never should have accepted the Russian spying assistance.  That's kind of the whole point.
 
2020-08-05 6:03:35 PM  
2 votes:

Kangaroo_Ralph: Using government resources to spy on your political opponents is unethical at least. A 3 year attempted coup is pretty treasonous.


They were spying on Russia. It's not their fault Trump is a criminal and that people like you don't care.

criminal loving couch moochers love trumpy the russian owned criminal
 
2020-08-05 5:51:27 PM  
2 votes:

erik-k: NateAsbestos: OldRod: She said, UNDER OATH, that they were not spying on Trump's campaign, but that they were investigating Russian's interfering with the election and Trump people kept getting caught up in it.

UNDER OATH!

Let's see you go under oath and try to refute that Donnie!

You're not wrong but do you think an oath would mean shiat to Donald? I mean neither his oath to his wives, nor his oath of office, have meant a damn thing to him.

He's swear in to Congress and testify that he was 7 and a half feet of lean muscle, a grim bloody fable leaving women ruined for other men for life. He can bench press 700 pounds on his rest days, and has more money than China. Like, the country of China, in sum. He's actually caught China Virus 53 times and wrestled it into submission every time. He doesn't try to avoid catching it because every time he catches it he advances the scientific study of the disease, nay of life itself, by decades. The owner of Harvard once called him and said "Sir we want to name the school after you. I also spoke to the president of The Calendar and we are going to restart the year numbering. What we call 2016 will now be year 1 in the Trump Era. All hail!"

And that's the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth!
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The flip side of narcissism - the crushing fear and insecurity narcissists feel which drives their obsessive need to pretend they're God's gift to Earth and can never be satisfied or made to go away - is the sort of awful mental disorder that would make you pity almost anyone.

Except a narcissist... because honestly, can any of you really feel pity for a monster like Trump?


No dumb creature deserves to suffer...

And more than Trump
 
2020-08-05 5:16:54 PM  
2 votes:
You know, most incumbent Presidents run upon their accomplishments when seeking re-election.  Trump does not.  I wonder why.
 
2020-08-05 5:05:53 PM  
2 votes:

bumblefuss: Unless they were fused together in a transporter accident, I'm fairly certain there is no such thing as "ObamaBiden."

Though that has awesome potential.


ObamaBiden has never been president. Could he win the nom for the presidency from the Dems?
 
2020-08-05 4:33:23 PM  
2 votes:

Bob Falfa: He knows he's going to lose, so he'll try to have Biden arrested.


Or maybe he'll just kick off an illegitimate FBI investigation into Biden on his way out of office. The Dems will really have to ties themselves in knots explaining why that's bad.
 
2020-08-05 4:24:20 PM  
2 votes:
Unless they were fused together in a transporter accident, I'm fairly certain there is no such thing as "ObamaBiden."

Though that has awesome potential.
 
2020-08-05 4:23:31 PM  
2 votes:
I think the only way to fix this right is to redo the 2016 election.
 
2020-08-05 10:31:58 PM  
1 vote:

whyRpeoplesostupid: QUARTER POUNDER & LARGE FRIES!


And a large orange drink


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2020-08-05 10:30:12 PM  
1 vote:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: HighOnCraic: Even if what he's saying is true (and it's not), how could it be treason if they were spying on him (which they weren't) before the election?

You're putting way more thought into this than he does.


that's a low bar
 
2020-08-05 10:21:23 PM  
1 vote:

BlastYoBoots: Myrdinn: Mikey1969: HawgWild: Yeah, that's not what she said.

I was wondering that. Can't do much besides grab news bites from here while at work. What did she say? Or is it actually in that link? I usually don't click on the links posted by people who mislead in their description of the story, so I wasn't gonna click on that linked story.

Literally that they were not spying on Trump's campaign, but going after Russian interference.  And kept running into the Trump campaign.

Sounds like even members of the Trump campaign had no idea how much other members of the Trump campaign were tied up with Russia.

More specifically to what he's tweeting about here, when Sally Yates said she "wouldn't sign off on the surveillance", it's because there was a small error on the surveillance request that was not caught until later.  Essentially a clerical error.  And no official would sign off on a request they KNEW had a clerical error that needed to be corrected and resubmitted, so of course Yates said she wouldn't sign off on it if she knew that, obviously, because it's against protocol.  A real nothingburger.

But the Rs on the committees worked REALLY REALLY HARD to get that soundbite out of her.


Sorry, but clerical errors are TREASON! Also HERESY. Clerics should know better, really.
 
2020-08-05 7:58:48 PM  
1 vote:

Colour_out_of_Space: Trump has tried time and again to warn us about Obamagate. The last time was back in June, and since then, 50,000 Americans have died. DO SOMETHING


If only Trump was elected President 3.5 years ago. He could have done something about this!
 
2020-08-05 7:36:49 PM  
1 vote:

Secret Troll Alt: Because every accusation is an admission.


What would you bet that we will later find out that this entire year Trump has been demanding the Intelligence Community to spy on Biden and they are denying him because there is no foreign intelligence reason to do so?
 
2020-08-05 6:47:35 PM  
1 vote:

God_Almighty_Himself: This is straight-up TREASON!!


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2020-08-05 6:46:07 PM  
1 vote:
This is straight-up TREASON!!
 
2020-08-05 6:12:53 PM  
1 vote:

Kangaroo_Ralph: Using government resources to spy on your political opponents is unethical at least. A 3 year attempted coup is pretty treasonous.


That isn't what happened, and you know it, liar...
 
2020-08-05 6:00:58 PM  
1 vote:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: HighOnCraic: Even if what he's saying is true (and it's not), how could it be treason if they were spying on him (which they weren't) before the election?

You're putting way more thought into this than he does.


More than zero?

/Hey!
//Oh he-ey!
 
2020-08-05 5:41:18 PM  
1 vote:
Trump: BIG NEWS! The Political Crime of the Century is unfolding. ObamaBiden illegally spied on the Trump Campaign, both before and after the election. Treason!

Also Trump: As president I can order any investigation I want because I have unlimited Article 2 powers.

Clearly this power only applies to Trump and not Obama.  A white power, if you will.
 
2020-08-05 5:36:21 PM  
1 vote:

stoli n coke: I Ate Shergar: "ObamaBiden"? Is he trying to suggest they are some sort of conjoined entity?

He has to work in a "Ooga Booga Scary Black People!" angle for his chromosome-surplused base.


Obama and Biden fused together once in order to fight Majin Buu.
 
2020-08-05 5:20:13 PM  
1 vote:

HighOnCraic: Even if what he's saying is true (and it's not), how could it be treason if they were spying on him (which they weren't) before the election?


You're putting way more thought into this than he does.
 
2020-08-05 5:13:24 PM  
1 vote:

Skleenar: Why the fark, if ObamaBiden was going to spy illegally on the Trump campaign, did they even bother to get FISA warrants in the first place?  Sounds like a real Rube Goldberg way to go about it.  If you're going to commit "treason", why do it by falsifying a very small proportion of the supporting documents for your warrants?  Why not just place a camera in Trump's microwave and be done with it?  Why even try to frame him in a crime at all?  And why, if you really wanted to use this stuff to ensure victory in the election would you NOT RELEASE ANYTHING until far after the election?

This is a pants on head stupid theory. Why the fark are we still taking about it?


Because so many US voters are People of the Land, the Common Clay of the New West, you know....
 
2020-08-05 4:58:41 PM  
1 vote:

neongoats: Project much? I can smell the borscht wafting off you and your clique and half your voters from where I'm sitting, tovarisch.


Not just borscht, but fear and desperation.
Way to ruin perfectly good soup...
 
2020-08-05 4:27:15 PM  
1 vote:

bumblefuss: Unless they were fused together in a transporter accident, I'm fairly certain there is no such thing as "ObamaBiden."

Though that has awesome potential.


Well, there is this dance, or these earrings, but you end up with Obiden or Biama, so... really... ah...
 
2020-08-05 4:23:17 PM  
1 vote:
*sigh*
The replies.
Why did I look at them, Ray?
Why, Ray, why?
The replies...............
 
2020-08-05 4:22:47 PM  
1 vote:
Somebody get Trump and Biden to agree to a treason-duel where the evidence is weighed in favor or against either one of them being executed.  My bet is Biden's scale has a couple of drone approval sign-off sheets and half of sandwich from Barack's lunch box.

Trump's on the other hand has broken the cast steel arm of the balance and has actually created a small crater in the Earth which has pulled in his children, his spouse, several GOP representatives and senators, and documents provided by Putin himself with a nice card explaining it's our own fault for electing an obviously demented puppet.
 
2020-08-05 4:16:50 PM  
1 vote:
Forgive him. He has big pharma and their totally real and airing everywhere attack ads to deal with. He's a little on edge.
 
2020-08-05 3:53:46 PM  
1 vote:
A president threatening his political opponent by baselessly accusing him of a capital offense is a totally cool and normal occurrence in modern western democracies.

Not at all what you would usually attribute to corrupt 3rd world dictatorships.
 
2020-08-05 3:28:32 PM  
1 vote:
that's just the dementia talkin'
 
2020-08-05 3:25:11 PM  
1 vote:
Kinda wondering if he actually listened to the testimony.

For that matter, if any Republican (including the ones at the hearing) did.
 
2020-08-05 3:22:59 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, that's not what she said.
 
2020-08-05 3:22:31 PM  
1 vote:
He knows he's going to lose, so he'll try to have Biden arrested.
 
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