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2020-08-05 4:15:18 PM  
The best part of waking up is fattening up your tapeworms with catsup and Mac n cheese
Kids In The Hall - Fattening Up Our Tapeworms (correct sync)
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2020-08-05 5:03:52 PM  
Mac & Cheese shalt not be bound by the sands of time !
 
2020-08-05 5:06:43 PM  

Driver: Mac & Cheese shalt not be bound by the sands of time !


*To be honest though...I never use Kraft.
Shredded sharp cheddar and diced up ham help to make up my simple M&C.
 
2020-08-05 5:10:29 PM  

WoolyManwich: The best part of waking up is fattening up your tapeworms with catsup and Mac n cheese
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Ha!  First thing I thought of after reading TFA.  Outstanding job!  You do God's work, child.

/fattening...up...our...tapewormmmmsss​!
 
2020-08-05 7:04:33 PM  
I don't care what Fark says, macaroni & cheese is not a sandwich.
 
2020-08-05 7:11:37 PM  
Well. Sounds better than the SOS I had growing up.

Burger meat and a milk sauce is not a gravy dammit.

/fed 4 growing boys on the cheap
//when I found sausage gravy life opened up.
///migas made breakfast food divine
 
2020-08-05 7:20:18 PM  
Any food is breakfast food if you want it to be. If I want a Reuben for breakfast, y'all can't stop me! Breakfast Reubens! I feel the same way about wine. Dessert wine? In the morning? Yes, please!
 
2020-08-05 8:52:09 PM  
it only counts if they put it in the Frosty-ccino and all.
 
2020-08-05 10:08:15 PM  
Yes, for the gamer in you!
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2020-08-05 10:24:41 PM  
Between waffles and topped with bacon and syrup
 
2020-08-05 11:07:34 PM  

CFitzsimmons: Any food is breakfast food if you want it to be. If I want a Reuben for breakfast, y'all can't stop me! Breakfast Reubens! I feel the same way about wine. Dessert wine? In the morning? Yes, please!


yes this, i love this. i'm a big fan of savory foods for breakfast and often have "dinner" leftovers in the AM.

BUT boxed-mac-n-cheese SUCKS as a leftover. i'm NOT against wanting and eating the ol' kraft dinner when cravings/poorness/drunk thoughts call, BUT it SUCKS re-heated.

so IF "easy-mac" or "left-over-mac" is now breakfast fare, well.....

it's EASIER to make a quick skillet egg-n-a-hole, or simple fried soft yolked egg (dropped into an old mason ring and steamed under a lid), or a microwave scramble, or just eat microwaved/skilleted/air-fried leftovers of ANYTHING BUT convenience mac-n-cheese....

yeah, article is bad. don't eat mac-n-cheese for breakfast my friends.

UNLESS you have a killer homemade one in the fridge and want to pan-fry up a crip-edged mighty-melty chunk.....
 
2020-08-05 11:09:42 PM  
-crisp-edged-

(no crips in the food tab!)
 
2020-08-05 11:15:43 PM  

Billy Liar: Between waffles and topped with bacon and syrup


There's an ad for Diners, Drive-ins and Dives where some lady makes a pancake w/ hot dogs and mac and cheese in the pancake batter. Unsurprisingly, Guy Fieri loves it.
 
2020-08-05 11:17:58 PM  
Scrambled eggs on mac n cheese? Are they targeting the stoned people out there?
 
2020-08-05 11:58:08 PM  

luna1580: BUT boxed-mac-n-cheese SUCKS as a leftover. i'm NOT against wanting and eating the ol' kraft dinner when cravings/poorness/drunk thoughts call, BUT it SUCKS re-heated.


NO. You are wrong. You have atleast 2 options. Among them;

Squeeze it into a patty and fry it in bacon fat.

Toss it into tomato soup and dip your grilled cheese in it. 

Also - if you are reheating you have to cover it with more cheese. And bake it in the oven at 250 or 300 for a bit instead of nuking it.
 
2020-08-06 12:13:40 AM  

mikefinch: luna1580: BUT boxed-mac-n-cheese SUCKS as a leftover. i'm NOT against wanting and eating the ol' kraft dinner when cravings/poorness/drunk thoughts call, BUT it SUCKS re-heated.

NO. You are wrong. You have atleast 2 options. Among them;

Squeeze it into a patty and fry it in bacon fat.

Toss it into tomato soup and dip your grilled cheese in it.

Also - if you are reheating you have to cover it with more cheese. And bake it in the oven at 250 or 300 for a bit instead of nuking it.


hey my friend, dress-up (with WAY MORE cheese) or re-cook (in the lusciousness of rendered bacon fat!) your "leftover boxed mac" any way you please. i don't doubt that's yummy!

but "fresh from the fridge" leftover cold boxed mac is ALWAYS "uhgg" yuck.

even to nuke it into niceness you must add milk, and stir, and nuke in stages.

faster to cook a brand-new egg.....
 
2020-08-06 3:17:57 AM  
On the one hand, no. But on the other, if I add a scrambled egg and breakfast meat to it it's gonna taste like breakfast anyway, and it's really not any weirder than the leftover french fry omelettes and stuff we had growing up. I think it fails though because it's presented as just eating it as is for breakfast rather than making it transformative in some way.
 
2020-08-06 10:52:41 AM  
Make it a smoothie
 
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