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(Anchorage Daily News)   You know how it goes, you visit a buddy's mobile home, you have a few beers, a bear walks in, one of the 10 kids tries to pet it, then it wrestles you to the floor and smashes through a wall to escape   (adn.com) divider line
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2020-08-05 8:16:49 PM  
Why isn't there a 🐻s attacks all humans horror movie?  The Birds meets Cujo.
 
2020-08-05 8:19:40 PM  
Neither parent has the nose structure of half those kids...
 
2020-08-05 8:20:14 PM  
a.k.a Saturday night in Juneau.
 
2020-08-05 8:21:47 PM  

waxbeans: Why isn't there a 🐻s attacks all humans horror movie?  The Birds meets Cujo.


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2020-08-05 8:22:00 PM  
"A man is healing after a black bear entered a home's open door late Friday night and threw him to the ground in a panicked escape attempt."

The black bear was just looking for his friend.

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2020-08-05 8:22:45 PM  

Billy Liar: waxbeans: Why isn't there a 🐻s attacks all humans horror movie?  The Birds meets Cujo.

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😲😲😲😲😲😲
Thx
 
2020-08-05 8:24:20 PM  

Billy Liar: waxbeans: Why isn't there a 🐻s attacks all humans horror movie?  The Birds meets Cujo.

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Oh wow, and it's on Tubi
 
2020-08-05 8:30:03 PM  
I imagine the bear was quite shocked to see a kid wrestle someone to the floor and smash through a wall to escape.
 
2020-08-05 8:31:08 PM  

Pichu0102: I imagine the bear was quite shocked to see a kid wrestle someone to the floor and smash through a wall to escape.


It's all those TikToks and Animal Crossings what done it.
 
2020-08-05 8:32:24 PM  
Meth. Not even once.
 
2020-08-05 8:34:43 PM  
Usually if I'm visiting someone in a trailer it's to buy Camaro parts.
 
2020-08-05 8:37:28 PM  
He was probably just disappointed it wasn't an actual bar...
 
2020-08-05 8:38:18 PM  

FleshFlapps: Usually if I'm visiting someone in a trailer it's to buy Camaro parts.


AKA meth?
 
2020-08-05 8:39:35 PM  
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2020-08-05 8:41:06 PM  

Billy Liar: waxbeans: Why isn't there a 🐻s attacks all humans horror movie?  The Birds meets Cujo.

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2020-08-05 8:41:52 PM  
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2020-08-05 8:46:01 PM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: a.k.a Saturday night in Juneau Switzer Village.


/ftfy
 
2020-08-05 9:00:52 PM  

waxbeans: Why isn't there a 🐻s attacks all humans horror movie?  The Birds meets Cujo.


Grizzly Man (2005) Official Trailer - Werner Herzog Documentary HD
Youtube uWA7GtDmNFU
 
2020-08-05 9:01:16 PM  
The way the headline was going I thought it was going to be a samsqwanch.
 
2020-08-05 9:03:38 PM  
10 kids.....

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2020-08-05 9:09:27 PM  
It happens
 
2020-08-05 9:23:41 PM  

waxbeans: Why isn't there a 🐻s attacks all humans horror movie?  The Birds meets Cujo.


Most terrifying movie ever made:

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2020-08-05 9:24:36 PM  

waxbeans: FleshFlapps: Usually if I'm visiting someone in a trailer it's to buy Camaro parts.

AKA meth?


Nah. Where I'm at meth has moved from the "mobile" home to the old farm house.
 
2020-08-05 9:25:11 PM  
I can't view that article even after opening a private window, so I can't confirm the headline. But 10 children in a trailer? Man, that's inhumane. The Wildlife Protection people should take this guy away to a zoo. You can't blam the bear. It did what a bear does naturally. But this guy is not safe around women and bears.
 
2020-08-05 9:26:11 PM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: Billy Liar: waxbeans: Why isn't there a 🐻s attacks all humans horror movie?  The Birds meets Cujo.

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I remember thinking that was a good movie when I was a kid.

And yeah, 10 kids?

I would have looked the other way if a couple went with the bear.
 
2020-08-05 9:27:00 PM  
Believe it or not, that happens more often than you think.
 
2020-08-05 9:29:32 PM  
 
2020-08-05 9:33:07 PM  
Never mind. I tried Chrome and it worked better. Cute kids. They look like they are largely native Alaskan. I have a 10th cousin with some removes in Alaska and he is descended from several different tribes as well as several different European ethnicities. My DNA window to the world, so to speak.
 
2020-08-05 9:36:09 PM  
Sweet happy, healthy looking family of 12, looks like a decent home as well--I guess you have a lot more room and time in Alaska. But so do the bears.
 
2020-08-05 9:38:54 PM  
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2020-08-05 9:49:47 PM  
Kids eat sh*t and leaves.
 
2020-08-05 10:02:01 PM  
Bill Swerski's Super Fans: Thanksgiving - SNL
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2020-08-05 10:09:01 PM  

TotallyRealNotFake: 10 kids.....

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But the article didn't state they were from the same parents. Those 10 kids could've had 13, maybe 14 different mothers.
 
2020-08-05 10:22:03 PM  
I did like this "They're getting wild out there.".  I wouldn't have known this about bears without this timely article.
 
2020-08-05 10:28:21 PM  
Whenever I see a story about a family with a slough of kids I always think of Groucho Marx's response to a guy on his show with multiple kids.

"How was it that your family became so large?"

"Well, I love my wife Groucho."

"Yeah, well I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."
 
2020-08-05 10:36:57 PM  
Were the kids shouting "hey baldy!"
 
2020-08-05 10:39:33 PM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: Billy Liar: waxbeans: Why isn't there a 🐻s attacks all humans horror movie?  The Birds meets Cujo.

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Son of a gun, I got Amazon prime on hold.
 
2020-08-05 10:40:02 PM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: Billy Liar: waxbeans: Why isn't there a 🐻s attacks all humans horror movie?  The Birds meets Cujo.

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That sounds interesting. Thx.
 
2020-08-05 10:40:22 PM  
A mobile home, in Alaska?  Aren't those things notoriously difficult to heat and cool?
 
2020-08-05 10:43:00 PM  

Locklear: waxbeans: Why isn't there a 🐻s attacks all humans horror movie?  The Birds meets Cujo.

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That seems sad. 😔
 
2020-08-05 10:43:52 PM  

TotallyRealNotFake: 10 kids.....

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Actually a prolapsed gives you back Fortune you lost

Friction damn auto-text
 
2020-08-05 10:44:28 PM  

FleshFlapps: waxbeans: FleshFlapps: Usually if I'm visiting someone in a trailer it's to buy Camaro parts.

AKA meth?

Nah. Where I'm at meth has moved from the "mobile" home to the old farm house.


Word
 
2020-08-05 10:45:45 PM  

Rip_Rufus: TotallyRealNotFake: 10 kids.....

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But the article didn't state they were from the same parents. Those 10 kids could've had 13, maybe 14 different mothers.


You mean dads
 
2020-08-05 10:47:10 PM  

Cythraul: A mobile home, in Alaska?  Aren't those things notoriously difficult to heat and cool?


That's why you sleep in a sleeping bag and always get a buddy.
 
2020-08-05 10:48:28 PM  
This is one of the most Alaskan stories ever.
 
2020-08-05 10:49:07 PM  
Juneau what? Some of the comments here are unbearable.

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/ I will see myself out
 
2020-08-05 11:00:52 PM  

waxbeans: Cythraul: A mobile home, in Alaska?  Aren't those things notoriously difficult to heat and cool?

That's why you sleep in a sleeping bag and always get a buddy.


Kinky....
 
2020-08-05 11:12:13 PM  

Cythraul: A mobile home, in Alaska?  Aren't those things notoriously difficult to heat and cool?


I'm not really sure if that is a thought that comes to mind when a bear is inside.
 
2020-08-06 1:53:15 AM  

tonguedepressor: Whenever I see a story about a family with a slough of kids I always think of Groucho Marx's response to a guy on his show with multiple kids.

"How was it that your family became so large?"

"Well, I love my wife Groucho."

"Yeah, well I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."


And that's why the bear was there!
 
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