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(ABC News)   BMW lost 212 million euros due to coronavirus pandemic. Did they look under they couch? They should always look under the couch first   (abcnews.go.com) divider line
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2020-08-05 2:03:38 PM  
So winding your windows up will definitely require a subscription.
 
2020-08-05 2:14:56 PM  
I'm sure they'll find it in time to give the board a bonus. Too late for the laid off employees.
 
2020-08-05 2:36:15 PM  
Try beneath the back seat.

Things often mysteriously migrate there unless a small child has thrown it out of the window. A lot of those shoes you see by the side of the road when flying to amuse a small child. Some were accidentally kicked out by adults who stopped to "stretch their legs". Billions disappear every day and nobody even thinks of them, let alone takes the trouble to trace them to Trump's bank accounts.
 
2020-08-05 2:57:07 PM  

brantgoose: Try beneath the back seat.

Things often mysteriously migrate there unless a small child has thrown it out of the window. A lot of those shoes you see by the side of the road when flying to amuse a small child. Some were accidentally kicked out by adults who stopped to "stretch their legs". Billions disappear every day and nobody even thinks of them, let alone takes the trouble to trace them to Trump's bank accounts.


Owner's manual too.  I'd always stash a spare twenty at page 69 (hehehe) just in case I'm ever running low on gas and forget my wallet.
 
2020-08-05 3:51:42 PM  
They looked into cost-cutting moves, like leaving turn signals off cars, but realized BMW's already don't have them.
 
2020-08-05 4:19:33 PM  

pueblonative: I'm sure they'll find it in time to give the board a bonus. Too late for the laid off employees.


Wow! I have never heard that take on a corporation before.
 
2020-08-05 6:45:17 PM  
How can this be?  Mrs Johnson has been sending them money every month for the past 5 years.
 
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