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(CBS Minnesota)   Watch out a hole   (minnesota.cbslocal.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Minneapolis Police Department, London, recuse crew, small hole, Police, Security, Rescue, Minneapolis Chief of Police  
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2020-08-05 2:39:26 PM  
Someone planted a pitfall seed.
 
2020-08-05 3:22:02 PM  
Mostly unrelated to this story:

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/Look where you're walking, asshole?
 
2020-08-05 3:22:57 PM  
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2020-08-05 3:27:59 PM  
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2020-08-05 3:29:22 PM  
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2020-08-05 3:32:35 PM  
A woman?  I didn't realize Subby's mom swung both ways.

/giggity
 
2020-08-05 3:32:54 PM  
recuse crew responded around 11:30 p.m.,

Good thing they didn't have to rescue themselves. Might have been a conflict of interests
 
2020-08-05 3:32:56 PM  
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2020-08-05 3:33:20 PM  
A recuse crew responded around 11:30 p.m., using a rope to lower down into the hole, which was about 15 feet deep.


I'm pretty sure they mean "fescue".
 
2020-08-05 3:33:59 PM  
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OK, now what?
 
2020-08-05 3:41:13 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: A woman?  I didn't realize Subby's mom swung both ways.

/giggity


I didn't realize subby's mom had a fifteen foot hole in her Minneapolis!
 
2020-08-05 3:45:44 PM  
Fortunately, the rotting corpse of Timmy O'Toole broke her fall.
 
2020-08-05 3:48:51 PM  
Was it a party political broadcast?

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2020-08-05 3:50:23 PM  
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2020-08-05 3:50:45 PM  

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OK, now what?


Subby forgot that pesky Yale comma.
 
2020-08-05 3:53:16 PM  
If the responding recuse themselves we will have anarchy. Thanks Obama.
 
2020-08-05 3:55:49 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: If the responding recuse themselves we will have anarchy. Thanks Obama.


No oxy, all moron.
 
2020-08-05 3:57:47 PM  
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2020-08-05 4:00:45 PM  
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"A hole?"

 
2020-08-05 4:11:04 PM  

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Typical. On a cell phone, not paying attention and falls down a hole.
 
2020-08-05 4:12:55 PM  

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2020-08-05 4:14:16 PM  
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2020-08-05 4:21:17 PM  
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2020-08-05 4:24:02 PM  
"Watch out a hole"

What'd you call me?
 
2020-08-05 4:25:32 PM  

Billy Liar: A recuse crew responded around 11:30 p.m., using a rope to lower down into the hole, which was about 15 feet deep.


Sorry, we can't help you... we have recused ourselves...
 
2020-08-05 4:29:54 PM  
I guess they didn't want to presume what type of hole it was in this day and age.
 
2020-08-05 4:42:47 PM  

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The facial expressions really make that one work.
 
2020-08-05 4:52:20 PM  

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double <3 from me
 
2020-08-05 5:05:27 PM  
Sup?

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2020-08-05 6:36:55 PM  
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2020-08-05 11:48:27 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: A woman?  I didn't realize Subby's mom swung both ways.

/giggity


It all depends how you arrange the ropes when you suspend her from the rafters.
 
2020-08-05 11:49:20 PM  

Billy Liar: A recuse crew responded around 11:30 p.m., using a rope to lower down into the hole, which was about 15 feet deep.


I'm pretty sure they mean "fescue".


A 15-foot-deep hole filled with grass? I'll get my green-card and meet you there in 26 minutes.
 
2020-08-05 11:50:56 PM  
Sarlacc wasn't hungry today.
 
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