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(Politico)   GOP pines for Susan Rice as Biden VP nominee, says she has everything that's needed to beat Joe Biden with   (politico.com) divider line
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2020-08-05 11:54:36 AM  
I know you wouldn't put the poison in your own cup.
I also know that you would expect me to know that , so you wouldn't put the poison in my cup.
 
2020-08-05 12:24:21 PM  
Susan Rice is highly competent.  Of course the GOP hates her.
 
2020-08-05 12:36:13 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Susan Rice is highly competent.  Of course the GOP hates her.


They hate her because she's a black woman.

i love how they think they can re-tread Benghazi when their political and spiritual leader said "it is what it is" when asked about 250x Benghazi's EVERY day.
 
2020-08-05 1:28:31 PM  

Cubansaltyballs: Marcus Aurelius: Susan Rice is highly competent.  Of course the GOP hates her.

They hate her because she's a black woman.

i love how they think they can re-tread Benghazi when their political and spiritual leader said "it is what it is" when asked about 250x Benghazi's EVERY day.


For the same reason they think they can run on competency and cogency against Biden, while full well knowing that their own candidate is in the throes of dementia.  They know their base is that stupid.
 
2020-08-05 3:17:45 PM  
Regardless of who it is, the GOP/Russia/Trump/Fox machine will go full-tilt boogie on her because she will combine everything they hate with the fire of a thousand suns: female, black, smart, and competent
 
2020-08-05 3:36:49 PM  
So.. the biggest reason not to pick her.

It's a farking trap. Never do anything the right wing wants.
 
2020-08-05 3:36:59 PM  

FlashHarry: Regardless of who it is, the GOP/Russia/Trump/Fox machine will go full-tilt boogie on her because she will combine everything they hate with the fire of a thousand suns: female, black, smart, and competent


and, sadly it will likely work
 
2020-08-05 3:37:09 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Susan Rice is highly competent.  Of course the GOP hates her.



Don't forget successful and attractive...
 
2020-08-05 3:37:48 PM  
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2020-08-05 3:38:07 PM  

FlashHarry: Regardless of who it is, the GOP/Russia/Trump/Fox machine will go full-tilt boogie on her because she will combine everything they hate with the fire of a thousand suns: female, black, smart, and competent


You summed this up very nicely.  Trump stupid is very.
 
2020-08-05 3:38:13 PM  
"Last year, she called South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham, chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee which is investigating the allegations, a "piece of s---" on a popular podcast."

I'm in.
 
2020-08-05 3:38:36 PM  
They're trying the reverse psychology trick... that only works on 7 year olds and people that were likely to vote for Jeb.

The latter is already not going to vote for Biden.
 
2020-08-05 3:38:48 PM  
Oh do tell, exactly what is it about her that would energize his base? Can't be anything she's done, certainly not relative to trumps actions and behaviors.
 
2020-08-05 3:38:54 PM  
If I can't have Warren, then give me Rice!!

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"Rice! It's not quite as good as mashed potatoes, but it's not so bad!"
 
2020-08-05 3:39:45 PM  
They are going to crucify literally anyone Biden puts up, and then they'll gleefully nail up Biden right after. They'll throw all of their worst faults at them and then biatch about their fashion and culinary choices if they have to.

Why in the actual fark would we give a shiat what the GOP is going to do? It will be the exact same plan regardless of whose name and dirty laundry gets filled into the Mad Lib (snerk) blanks.
 
2020-08-05 3:40:01 PM  
Benghazi! Benghazi! Benghazi!

Every time I've pressed acquaintances who bring up Benghazi to tell me what exactly the scandal is, what happened and why people should be outraged, absolutely none of them can muster up anything other than "Clinton let Americans die!" (or "Obama," if that's who they're ranting about).

That's it. That's all they can ever offer. No details, no specifics, no knowledge of what took place.

It's just a farking Fox News slogan at this point, something they can mindlessly repeat to feel as if they're informed.
 
2020-08-05 3:40:09 PM  
Better to make Rice the Secretary of State once he wins.
We need competency in the State Department after it's been destroyed and shat upon by the chuds Trump picked to ruin it.
 
2020-08-05 3:40:25 PM  
If they nominated the reanimated corpse of Strom Thurmond, the GOP would call him the most liberal liberal that ever liberaled.

There's a commercial running in Atlanta that says Biden is a part of the Radical Left, which is probably news to a lot of people on the left.  Just focus on an candidate who is competent and provides the electoral assistance Biden needs and let the jackals bark.  They're going to bark no matter what.
 
2020-08-05 3:40:28 PM  

Rav Tokomi: "Last year, she called South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham, chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee which is investigating the allegations, a "piece of s---" on a popular podcast."

I'm in.


You had me at hello.
 
2020-08-05 3:41:09 PM  
I'd love to hear and see Susan Rice grab a mic and toss some "like my black ass" shiat in response.  She's a brilliant and disciplined woman, but she will fight if pushed.  Lol...please taunt the Dynamite Rice, Trumpies.
 
2020-08-05 3:42:11 PM  

FnkyTwn: If I can't have Warren, then give me Rice!!

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"Rice! It's not quite as good as mashed potatoes, but it's not so bad!"


You shut your whore mouth. Rice is the most perfect food in existence.
 
MFK
2020-08-05 3:42:24 PM  
honestly, whoever it is is going to piss SOMEBODY off so Biden might as well get it over with and let the Bros get their misogyny out now and hope that it tapers off by November.
 
2020-08-05 3:42:36 PM  
Ooh they think they have some killer oppoistion research conducted by Jacob Wohl about Benghazi or something?
 
2020-08-05 3:43:36 PM  

SpocksEars: FnkyTwn: If I can't have Warren, then give me Rice!!

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"Rice! It's not quite as good as mashed potatoes, but it's not so bad!"

You shut your whore mouth. Rice is the most perfect food in existence.


Found the Asian, or worse, the South Carolinian.
 
2020-08-05 3:43:52 PM  
Pining is frequently unhealthy, and has been known to be fatal in certain cases.
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2020-08-05 3:43:52 PM  
I've heard several bad things about Rice in the past.  All of it from republicans.  All of those things were racist and lies.  republicans never change, except to get more racist and ignorant.
 
2020-08-05 3:44:23 PM  
Given that pretty much everything Republicans say can be completely ignored (because they'll say the opposite tomorrow if it's convenient), I say go for it. The Trumpers are gonna Trump anyway, and Rice would be great for driving Dem base turnout.

And besides: if there were any skeletons in her closet, the GOP already would've found them when she got appointed UN Ambassador. In a big way, she's already been vetted.
 
2020-08-05 3:44:33 PM  

sinner4ever: I know you wouldn't put the poison in your own cup.
I also know that you would expect me to know that , so you wouldn't put the poison in my cup.


Done in one.

We can count on GOP operatives to say and do whatever they think would most hurt Biden's chances in the general election. In this case, that may mean they're hoping to torpedo Rice as a choice.

We can also count on them to go off-message, contradict one another, and generally empty magazines into one another's feet. Just like the Democrats, only hopefully moreso.
 
2020-08-05 3:45:19 PM  
They are saying this because they fear her. Seriously. It's a classic and ultimately stupid strategy used by cowards.
 
2020-08-05 3:46:00 PM  
Jacob Wohl has sworn testimony that Susan Rice killed a Green Beret during what he bizarrely describes as "vigorous heterosexual intercourse."

The dead Green Beret and Wohl will be taking questions at a press conference to be held at the Interstate rest stop near mile marker 654.
 
2020-08-05 3:46:16 PM  
The GOP fears her.
Make no mistake, they will expel metric tons of bile on the VP pick no matter who it is. We may as well pick the most competent one. Between Harris and Rice, it's Rice by quite a bit.
 
2020-08-05 3:46:56 PM  

Rapmaster2000: If they nominated the reanimated corpse of Strom Thurmond, the GOP would call him the most liberal liberal that ever liberaled.


When even George farkin' Bush, Mitt frickin' Romney and Ronald damn Reagan are suddenly RINOs, you know the whole GOP is balls deep on Don's shaft and just begging to lick the taint.
 
2020-08-05 3:46:58 PM  
So, they're going to attack her with conspiracy theories and "BENGHAZI".  Do they really want to remind America how the GOP investigated BENGHAZI like a dozen times over 8 years (wasting hundreds of millions of dollars) and discovered exactly nothing?

Proceed.
 
2020-08-05 3:47:08 PM  

Zaphod42: The GOP fears her.
Make no mistake, they will expel metric tons of bile on the VP pick no matter who it is. We may as well pick the most competent one. Between Harris and Rice, it's Rice by quite a bit.


^ Also this.
 
2020-08-05 3:47:35 PM  

GoodDoctorB: They are going to crucify literally anyone Biden puts up, and then they'll gleefully nail up Biden right after. They'll throw all of their worst faults at them and then biatch about their fashion and culinary choices if they have to.

Why in the actual fark would we give a shiat what the GOP is going to do? It will be the exact same plan regardless of whose name and dirty laundry gets filled into the Mad Lib (snerk) blanks.


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2020-08-05 3:47:46 PM  

Cubansaltyballs: Marcus Aurelius: Susan Rice is highly competent.  Of course the GOP hates her.

They hate her because she's a black woman.

i love how they think they can re-tread Benghazi when their political and spiritual leader said "it is what it is" when asked about 250x Benghazi's EVERY day.


Well yeah, Benghazi was the worst US disaster ever.

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/Jeez, only 16K deaths from Covid? How old is that pic?
 
2020-08-05 3:47:52 PM  
SHE"S ALLEGEDLY GUILTY OF TWO OF THE MILLIONS OF EVIL THINGS THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS GUILTY OF, WHARGARBLE, WHAT A WORLD, what a world!
 
2020-08-05 3:48:13 PM  

Zaphod42: The GOP fears her.
Make no mistake, they will expel metric tons of bile on the VP pick no matter who it is. We may as well pick the most competent one. Between Harris and Rice, it's Rice by quite a bit.


Strong black woman who scares racist gop toddlers? Yes please.
 
2020-08-05 3:48:30 PM  
Hidin' Biden would do well to wait - if he can - until after the Durham Report comes out to choose someone who will most likely be named in it.

I think they have some proofing to do, so maybe the report comes out about a week after the veep announcement.
 
2020-08-05 3:49:42 PM  

shoegaze99: Benghazi! Benghazi! Benghazi!

Every time I've pressed acquaintances who bring up Benghazi to tell me what exactly the scandal is, what happened and why people should be outraged, absolutely none of them can muster up anything other than "Clinton let Americans die!" (or "Obama," if that's who they're ranting about).

That's it. That's all they can ever offer. No details, no specifics, no knowledge of what took place.

It's just a farking Fox News slogan at this point, something they can mindlessly repeat to feel as if they're informed.


They never have any details about anything. They think they want to turn our country into Venezuela, but if you ask them why Venezuela sucks, all they can say is that it's socialism. John Oliver actually explained, in detail, what happened in Venezuela on an episode of Last Week Tonight and he's one of those dirty libby socialists I shouldn't be listening to.
 
2020-08-05 3:50:48 PM  

FnkyTwn: If I can't have Warren, then give me Rice!!


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"Rice! It's not quite as good as mashed potatoes, but it's not so bad!"

FTFY- Wrong kind of Rice.

/Aisle seat, mask section please
 
2020-08-05 3:51:02 PM  
Susan Rice would be an awesome pick for VP... go ahead and let Trump's base be supercharged lol ... supercharging 35% of the population still only gets you 35% of the vote... what is this "supercharged" base going to do?  Pull the "R" lever twice as hard ?   Knock yourself out, idiots... lol
 
2020-08-05 3:51:04 PM  

Epic Fap Session: Jacob Wohl has sworn testimony that Susan Rice killed a Green Beret during what he bizarrely describes as "vigorous heterosexual intercourse."

The dead Green Beret and Wohl will be taking questions at a press conference to be held at the Interstate rest stop near mile marker 654.


I guess the driveway in front of his mother's garage was booked.
 
2020-08-05 3:51:10 PM  

SpocksEars: FnkyTwn: If I can't have Warren, then give me Rice!!

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"Rice! It's not quite as good as mashed potatoes, but it's not so bad!"

You shut your whore mouth. Rice is the most perfect food in existence.


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2020-08-05 3:52:58 PM  
If they bring up Benghazi, bring up the Russian bounties.
 
2020-08-05 3:56:00 PM  

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You might Rabbit, you might.
 
2020-08-05 3:56:47 PM  

SpocksEars: FnkyTwn: If I can't have Warren, then give me Rice!!

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"Rice! It's not quite as good as mashed potatoes, but it's not so bad!"

You shut your whore mouth. Rice is the most perfect food in existence.


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2020-08-05 4:01:01 PM  

Diagonal: SpocksEars: FnkyTwn: If I can't have Warren, then give me Rice!!

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"Rice! It's not quite as good as mashed potatoes, but it's not so bad!"

You shut your whore mouth. Rice is the most perfect food in existence.

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Wait til he gets a load of some black Rice when he's back at home in Indiana watching the day's news summary in his barcalounger.
 
2020-08-05 4:02:20 PM  
Gosh, with Rice on the ticket, those folks who shriek at the mention of "Benghazi" might not vote Democrat in November.
 
2020-08-05 4:02:48 PM  

special20: Better to make Rice the Secretary of State once he wins.
We need competency in the State Department after it's been destroyed and shat upon by the chuds Trump picked to ruin it.


Couldn't agree more.

We've got a whole big world out there to reassure, or at least calm down. Biden needs a great SecState more than he needs a good VP.
 
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