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(KJZZ Tempe)   Like a cockroach, Joe Arpaio won't go away, and is now statistically tied for front runner in the GOP primary for his old job   (kjzz.org) divider line
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2020-08-05 11:51:29 AM  
Let him win the GOP nomination, and go on to be utterly eviscerated in November.  It'd be a fitting end to his pathetic life.
 
2020-08-05 11:58:31 AM  
Step on him.
 
2020-08-05 12:02:36 PM  

markie_farkie: Let him win the GOP nomination, and go on to be utterly eviscerated in November.  It'd be a fitting end to his pathetic life.


You know what? No. No no no no no no no no no no x1000000000

Why? Because people said the exact same thing about Trump in 2016. I don't want that old doddering convicted felon anywhere near our Government. He wants to resurrect his White Supremacist era tactics on Day One- even tho it would be illegal for him to do so.
 
2020-08-05 8:43:19 PM  
Racists gotta (run for their own seat in the nomination) race.
 
2020-08-05 9:07:55 PM  
Ah you mean convicted felon Joe Arpaio? The one who admitted he was guilty?
 
2020-08-05 9:51:57 PM  
For some reason whenever I see his name, I always confuse him with Roy Moore, and then have to separate the two in my mind.
 
2020-08-05 9:54:03 PM  

aleister_greynight: For some reason whenever I see his name, I always confuse him with Roy Moore, and then have to separate the two in my mind.


What are they doing in your mind that requires you to separate them? Is it like when dogs "finish" and get stuck together for a while?
 
2020-08-05 9:56:42 PM  
He's like, what? 80 years old? Why can't these farks just retire already. Go huntin' and fishin' or something.

I'm mid 60s and have no plans to ever work again. Never. Not in my wheelhouse.

The biggest plans I have for the future is catch and release fishing. It will give me something to do on my off road trips. The most harm I will cause is to give the fish a sore mouth for a time.
 
2020-08-05 9:57:05 PM  
I remember the first time I heard about this fascist asshole. It was in 2000, and the morning zoo guys just loved them the bigoted antics and cruelty of the internment camp he ran.

It wasn't known at the time that his department's policy was to not investigate the sexual assaults of minors, but sadly I doubt the zoo folk would have cared. They were fully on board the "prisoners don't deserve human rights" train Joe was becoming famous for running.
 
2020-08-05 9:57:50 PM  
Arizona is truly a shiathole full of racist scumbags. Nuke it from orbit
 
2020-08-05 9:58:04 PM  

aleister_greynight: For some reason whenever I see his name, I always confuse him with Roy Moore, and then have to separate the two in my mind.


I can think of reasons
 
2020-08-05 9:58:56 PM  

saturn badger: He's like, what? 80 years old? Why can't these farks just retire already. Go huntin' and fishin' or something.

I'm mid 60s and have no plans to ever work again. Never. Not in my wheelhouse.

The biggest plans I have for the future is catch and release fishing. It will give me something to do on my off road trips. The most harm I will cause is to give the fish a sore mouth for a time.


Your plans involve pursuits that bring you pleasure.

So does Joe.

The difference is that Joe gets his jollies from torturing minorities and ignore the sexual assaults of children.
 
2020-08-05 10:00:20 PM  

gopher321: Step on him.


With a tank.
 
2020-08-05 10:00:38 PM  

saturn badger: He's like, what? 80 years old? Why can't these farks just retire already.


It is hard to engage in graft is there is no job to steal from and collect favors.
 
2020-08-05 10:01:12 PM  

saturn badger: He's like, what? 80 years old? Why can't these farks just retire already. Go huntin' and fishin' or something.

I'm mid 60s and have no plans to ever work again. Never. Not in my wheelhouse.

The biggest plans I have for the future is catch and release fishing. It will give me something to do on my off road trips. The most harm I will cause is to give the fish a sore mouth for a time.


Smash your barbs. Makes for better sport.

Also: good on you, have some fun out there.
 
2020-08-05 10:02:01 PM  

saturn badger: He's like, what? 80 years old? Why can't these farks just retire already. Go huntin' and fishin' or something.

I'm mid 60s and have no plans to ever work again. Never. Not in my wheelhouse.

The biggest plans I have for the future is catch and release fishing. It will give me something to do on my off road trips. The most harm I will cause is to give the fish a sore mouth for a time.


88 make of that what you want.
 
2020-08-05 10:04:51 PM  

markie_farkie: Let him win the GOP nomination, and go on to be utterly eviscerated in November.  It'd be a fitting end to his pathetic life.


Actually a fitting end to his life would be for him being put six feet under like the shiatbag he is for trespassing on the property owned by a gay, non-binary, African American-Latino's (non-White) property.


Apologies for any group I left out that is feared and hated by shiatfarks like him.
 
2020-08-05 10:07:35 PM  
Meh, progressives are going to tell us that he is the same as Joe Biden so they will vote for him to burn it all down.
 
2020-08-05 10:08:18 PM  
Dagummit, I was really hoping we were finally done with this convicted felon.
 
2020-08-05 10:10:09 PM  

lolmao500: Arizona is truly a shiathole full of racist scumbags. Nuke it from orbit


Give me a chance to move out first.
 
2020-08-05 10:11:39 PM  
This is why you have to kill them all, or barring that, lock them up and throw away the key. They have no shame, so they will never stop.
They will always have the support of the rubes who think the rule of law is what's holding them back, or powerful men who want to control the rubes, who will latch on to this symbol. England couldn't get rid of the like of Bonnie Prince Charles. France couldn't get rid of Napoleon III. The US won't be able to get rid of the Trumps if they're left alone.
 
2020-08-05 10:15:04 PM  

koder: Ah you mean convicted felon Joe Arpaio? The one who admitted he was guilty?


How is it possible that a convicted felon can run for federal office, but in many states a convicted felon isn't allowed to vote in a federal election?
 
2020-08-05 10:15:37 PM  

SyphalisPhlaschly: saturn badger: He's like, what? 80 years old? Why can't these farks just retire already. Go huntin' and fishin' or something.

I'm mid 60s and have no plans to ever work again. Never. Not in my wheelhouse.

The biggest plans I have for the future is catch and release fishing. It will give me something to do on my off road trips. The most harm I will cause is to give the fish a sore mouth for a time.

Smash your barbs. Makes for better sport.

Also: good on you, have some fun out there.


Where I live it is barb -ess hooks are required to catch/release.

Thanks! I will.
 
2020-08-05 10:16:47 PM  

Stile4aly: lolmao500: Arizona is truly a shiathole full of racist scumbags. Nuke it from orbit

Give me a chance to move out first.


Maybe a better investment of taxpayer funds is to put the wall around Arizona? You know, try to contain the stupid. (Present company excluded)
 
2020-08-05 10:16:52 PM  

aleister_greynight: For some reason whenever I see his name, I always confuse him with Roy Moore, and then have to separate the two in my mind.


Why?
 
2020-08-05 10:19:10 PM  

lilplatinum: Meh, progressives are going to tell us that he is the same as Joe Biden so they will vote for him to burn it all down.


No we won't.

You do not seem to be a reliable source regarding the thoughts, intents, and actions of progressives.
 
2020-08-05 10:21:59 PM  
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Does this mirror make me look racist?
 
2020-08-05 10:22:46 PM  

Sophont: This is why you have to kill them all, or barring that, lock them up and throw away the key. They have no shame, so they will never stop.
They will always have the support of the rubes who think the rule of law is what's holding them back, or powerful men who want to control the rubes, who will latch on to this symbol. England couldn't get rid of the like of Bonnie Prince Charles. France couldn't get rid of Napoleon III. The US won't be able to get rid of the Trumps if they're left alone.


Alas, in America there are no holds Barred for the Trumps.
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2020-08-05 10:23:16 PM  
Hey what happened to that young filly Sassy you named after a teen magazine Joe?
 
2020-08-05 10:24:15 PM  
Who gives a shiat? Arizona deserves him.
 
2020-08-05 10:27:37 PM  

markie_farkie: Let him win the GOP nomination, and go on to be utterly eviscerated in November.  It'd be a fitting end to his pathetic life.


In Maricopa County? Not gonna hapoen.
 
2020-08-05 10:28:44 PM  

Norquist Vagprobe: markie_farkie: Let him win the GOP nomination, and go on to be utterly eviscerated in November.  It'd be a fitting end to his pathetic life.

In Maricopa County? Not gonna hapoen.


by which I mean the evisceration. Of course he'll get the nomination.
 
2020-08-05 10:30:25 PM  

Sophont: This is why you have to kill them all, or barring that, lock them up and throw away the key. They have no shame, so they will never stop.
They will always have the support of the rubes who think the rule of law is what's holding them back, or powerful men who want to control the rubes, who will latch on to this symbol. England couldn't get rid of the like of Bonnie Prince Charles. France couldn't get rid of Napoleon III. The US won't be able to get rid of the Trumps if they're left alone.


Hell, eliminate all the rubes, too.
 
2020-08-05 10:33:58 PM  

PlaidJaguar: saturn badger: He's like, what? 80 years old? Why can't these farks just retire already. Go huntin' and fishin' or something.

I'm mid 60s and have no plans to ever work again. Never. Not in my wheelhouse.

The biggest plans I have for the future is catch and release fishing. It will give me something to do on my off road trips. The most harm I will cause is to give the fish a sore mouth for a time.

Your plans involve pursuits that bring you pleasure.

So does Joe.

The difference is that Joe gets his jollies from torturing minorities and ignore the sexual assaults of children.



It's uncanny how much of the Rapublican party this describes, although it's even less than the amount of Rapublicans that are actually the ones perpetrating sexual assaults, particularly on children.
 
2020-08-05 10:35:55 PM  

saturn badger: He's like, what? 80 years old? Why can't these farks just retire already. Go huntin' and fishin' or something.

I'm mid 60s and have no plans to ever work again. Never. Not in my wheelhouse.

The biggest plans I have for the future is catch and release fishing. It will give me something to do on my off road trips. The most harm I will cause is to give the fish a sore mouth for a time.


Because God certainly does't want them, and the Devil isn't impressed by their tepid evilness. The Devil was the likes of Pol Pot, Hitler, Genghis Khan. A power tripping sheriff who never confronted his homosexual thoughts is farking boring.
 
2020-08-05 10:35:57 PM  

lilplatinum: Meh, progressives are going to tell us that he is the same as Joe Biden so they will vote for him to burn it all down.


Keep farking that chicken.
 
2020-08-05 10:35:58 PM  

PlaidJaguar: lilplatinum: Meh, progressives are going to tell us that he is the same as Joe Biden so they will vote for him to burn it all down.

No we won't.

You do not seem to be a reliable source regarding the thoughts, intents, and actions of progressives.


Glad to know you are a Biden Booster finally, thanks for coming to the light.
 
2020-08-05 10:37:34 PM  
Arizona doesn't want him. He lost the election last time, and I dearly hope he loses again. Why this shiatbird doesn't just molder in some 'over 55' community while knitting a Confederate flag is beyond me.
 
2020-08-05 10:38:05 PM  
Seeing as Jerry Sheridan is Arpaio's former chief deputy and right hand man, the Republican primary for county sheriff is a veritable Alien Vs. Predator situation.

So far, Biden is around +4 over Trump and Kelly is +10 over McSally. I'm encouraged that we stand a legitimate chance of turning AZ blue this November. (Anecdotal as this may be, I'm seeing a lot of Biden yard signs and relatively few Trump signs here in Maricopa county).

I worry that if Arpaio manages to squeak an upset in this primary, his name on the ballot is going to energize the sewer rats to come out in droves and destroy that momentum.
 
2020-08-05 10:38:08 PM  

PlaidJaguar: lilplatinum: Meh, progressives are going to tell us that he is the same as Joe Biden so they will vote for him to burn it all down.

No we won't.

You do not seem to be a reliable source regarding the thoughts, intents, and actions of progressives.


I have him Farkied in red as "Bernie hater", so - yeah.
 
2020-08-05 10:45:59 PM  
A pregnant woman died of thirst in his concentration camp.

He deserves a bullet in his head.
 
2020-08-05 10:51:41 PM  

Nadie_AZ: markie_farkie: Let him win the GOP nomination, and go on to be utterly eviscerated in November.  It'd be a fitting end to his pathetic life.

You know what? No. No no no no no no no no no no x1000000000

Why? Because people said the exact same thing about Trump in 2016. I don't want that old doddering convicted felon anywhere near our Government. He wants to resurrect his White Supremacist era tactics on Day One- even tho it would be illegal for him to do so.


Difficulty: Even if he gets re-elected, Arpaio's first day in office would be the same day that trump is officially OUT of office, and no longer president...  The second he pulls any of his old shiat again he'll be back in court so fast it will make his head spin... And president Biden will most assuredly NOT pardon him or commute his sentence -- he could actually end up serving time.
 
2020-08-05 10:52:15 PM  

lolmao500: Arizona is truly a shiathole full of racist scumbags. Nuke it from orbit


Ecmo lives there and I think he's a standup dude. Broad brushes don't work well in most instances.

We have racist scumbags in WA state too. Doesn't mean that they're the majority by any stretch. They're just LOUD scumbags.
 
2020-08-05 10:52:29 PM  

saturn badger: He's like, what? 80 years old? Why can't these farks just retire already. Go huntin' and fishin' or something.

I'm mid 60s and have no plans to ever work again. Never. Not in my wheelhouse.

The biggest plans I have for the future is catch and release fishing. It will give me something to do on my off road trips. The most harm I will cause is to give the fish a sore mouth for a time.


He's 88 years old. Even an intelligent and vigorous 88-year-old has no business in a full time position of serious responsibility like this, and Arpaio was probably regularly shiatting his pants and forgetting his own name when he was 35. I imagine he'll win.
 
2020-08-05 10:54:32 PM  

Excelsior: Difficulty: Even if he gets re-elected, Arpaio's first day in office would be the same day that trump is officially OUT of office, and no longer president


Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.
 
2020-08-05 10:54:43 PM  

Sarek of the Edmund Fitzgerald: koder: Ah you mean convicted felon Joe Arpaio? The one who admitted he was guilty?

How is it possible that a convicted felon can run for federal office, but in many states a convicted felon isn't allowed to vote in a federal election?


It's because the people who make the laws don't want to make themselves ineligible from being able to continue the grift.
 
2020-08-05 11:01:54 PM  

lilplatinum: PlaidJaguar: lilplatinum: Meh, progressives are going to tell us that he is the same as Joe Biden so they will vote for him to burn it all down.

No we won't.

You do not seem to be a reliable source regarding the thoughts, intents, and actions of progressives.

Glad to know you are a Biden Booster finally, thanks for coming to the light.


Not a "Biden booster" - and he wouldn't want me to be. I would not be an effective voice campaigning oh is behalf, due to vast differences between his platform as my own.

I will say that I find the phrase you used in your misunderstanding is offensive "coming to the light"?

Seriously?

No, I was responding to the statement you made in which you predicted that progressives will claim Joe Arapio is the same as Joe Biden, and that progressives will vote for Joe Arapio.

Neither of these predictions appear to bear any connection with or resemblance to reality.
 
2020-08-05 11:09:07 PM  
Hell's waiting for you, old man.
 
2020-08-05 11:11:30 PM  

PlaidJaguar: No, I was responding to the statement you made in which you predicted that progressives will claim Joe Arapio is the same as Joe Biden, and that progressives will vote for Joe Arapio.


Well the most vocal of you seem to conflate him and trump, so not hard to see that another shiatty old republican would be fungible.  Not sure why "coming to the light" got your panties in a wad though, seems a pretty common phrase, even if it is associated with stupid Christians.
 
2020-08-05 11:36:37 PM  
LAW AND ORDER*!!!!

* not applicable in all Southern states, void where I feel like prohibiting, must be white for 18 years to apply
 
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